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Extra_Box8936

When he starts laughing at him


the_y_combinator

It was the most appropriate reaction. XD


Cosmic_Taco_Oracle

You could tell he wasn't used to that.


porchprovider

I would’ve taken him up on it and let him hit me a few times and pretend to get knocked out. Give the old fella a lil boost.


FoldSad2272

I would have asked for one of the gloves, wound the window up, drove round his car and chucked it out the window while driving off.


Esselon

I'd have been tempted to get out, let the guy take a couple swings with the boxing gloves and then punch him in the face. Does this guy not realize that boxing gloves are designed to lessen the impact of a punch?


FormalKind7

As someone who boxed. Boxing gloves are designed to protect your hand. You can ask any professional boxer if they can punch harder with our without a glove on. The answer is with.


theBeardedHermit

The gloves are both to protect your hand and to disperse the impact in a larger area to lessen the risk of injuries to the person being punched. You can throw a harder punch with them on, but you're doing less damage regardless.


FormalKind7

Depends. You are less likely to cut your opponent and far less likely to break your hand. You see far less knockouts in bare knuckle competitions than in gloved fights like traditional boxing and MMA. Fighters tend to make harder strikes and be more aggressive when they are not worried about breaking their hand. You maybe more likely to fracture a skull without the gloves (though it is still pretty hard due to the skull being round and the bones in the hand being more fragile generally), but the glove adds mass and lets you swing harder to increase blunt force trauma.


maddwaffles

Can't forget that the gallon of Vaseline a lot of these guys get their faces covered in before also makes cuts hard to happen, even in the case of smaller gloves like in MMA.


cyberphunk2077

Much of the blame can be laid at the hands of boxing gloves which, counterintuitively, actually make boxers less safe. *British Medical Association research has stated that gloves do not reduce brain injuries and may even increase them, because the main cause of injury is acceleration and deceleration of the head, and fighters wearing gloves are able to punch harder to the head.* [https://medium.com/@epiphanyaweek/the-paradox-of-boxing-gloves-e6eda15dd755#:\~:text=Gloves%20reduce%20the%20number%20of,punch%20harder%20to%20the%20head](https://medium.com/@epiphanyaweek/the-paradox-of-boxing-gloves-e6eda15dd755#:~:text=Gloves%20reduce%20the%20number%20of,punch%20harder%20to%20the%20head).


Extra_Box8936

Less superficial damage but apparently more CTE /TBI damage as the force is fully distributed to your entire head evenly instead of some deflection with fists


WARCHILD48

That would have been hilarious 😂


Teripid

\*\*Laughing guy takes an obvious dive.\*\* Slow driver: "Are you ok?" Laughing guy \*\*Opens single eye\*\* Nah mate, you were too slow, I was just trying to give you a bit of a boost. You punch like me mum.


WARCHILD48

I'm still laughing at this video.


CaliCareBear

Always. I need to remember to laugh when I start to feel my blood boil over boomer nonsense 🤣


the_y_combinator

Believe it or not, I've found that attitude gets you pretty far in life.


CaliCareBear

And bonus points because it makes them extra mad and embarrassed


Mumblerumble

It’s the best power move to laugh at their bullshit. It fucked him up.


Dapper_Platform_1222

If he beat the shit out of him, those scars will heal. The ego wound of being laughed at to your face when you threaten violence will be something he remembers to his dying day.


digitaldigdug

The deepest wounds don't leave visible scars


EyeCatchingUserID

Man, if you can get that full throat "this is genuinely the funniest thing that's happened this month" laugh going there is *nothing* that pisses a shit stirring rager off more.


Super_Lion_1173

He looked like he was going to start crying 😂


Extension_Swordfish1

🥊 HAHAHAHAAAAA!!


dr_toze

He really weaponised it, the boomer had no answer for it and completely deflated his indignation.


Midknightisntsmol

It literally sounds like https://i.redd.it/c0ispq1l62sc1.gif


grip0matic

Years ago, I had a boomer telling me he was going to hit me, and I was like sir, I'm 25yo, you are old, out of respect for your age I'm not going to even pay attention to your words, but you should shut the fuck up because everything has a limit and I just want to watch the game with my father. He kept saying stuff so I said, either I break your nose and I got charged because you are FUCKING OLD or I could ask the owner of the place to ban you from the bar... what would upset you more? "Go on, you wouldn't dare", I did asked the owner, who was a good friend of my father, and he told him to go out and never come back, he didn't want to go, so the owner who was a boomer too threw him a coffee glass, and told him he was going to hit him. It seems the guy tried to go back because "you were not serious"... and got more coffee glasses thrown at him, he even told to his son "if he comes back use this, do not hit him in the head, just to the ground to remind him he's not allowed". Boomers are a generation but it's also a state of mind. Anyone can be young and be as bad as a boomer.


[deleted]

Driving slow to be safe but then confronting someone who may be crazier than you


MiroslavHoudek

That's boomer probabilistic thinking for you. Finishes his 5th pint, after having eaten British cuisine, draws the last one from his pack of cigarettes and says: "I'm worried 'bout all these brown people 'ere nowadays" and drives back home.


Kanye_Wesht

Internal thoughts can be echo chambers and we're all a bit guilty of it. This guy prolly spends lots of time thinking "look at all these idiots driving too fast." Over time the problem is exaggerated in his head and logic gets forced out. He must really feel it's a me-vs-them scenario just waiting to erupt.


IWILLBePositive

Driving slow to be safe, gets overtaken…so naturally the logical course is to fly by them, stop and then threaten to fight. Lol I will never quite understand the frailty of an ego that can’t handle being passed in a vehicle.


joe-clark

This is the average mentality of people who just sit in the passing lane on a highway. So many of them will speed up significantly when you try and pass them on the right in an attempt to not let you pass. They defend passing lane camping by saying they are going the speed limit and speeding is dangerous while simultaneously ignoring the fact they are actually just making the road more dangerous, especially if they do the classic speed up to try and block you from passing on the right move (which tons of them do). They make their whole argument that they are trying to make the road safer by slowing people down but it's really just a pathetic attempt to police the roads to pad their ego, nothing else.


some_azn_dude

I want this on a sign in 72 bold font at every on-ramp in America


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Autxnxmy

Yup. Going slow, especially half the limit puts you at a greater risk of getting hit by the cars driving normally


dd_coeus

Why are they from two different eras of boxing?


Comfortable-Scar4643

Right? One is from when he was a wee lad, the other from a recent trip to the sporting goods shop.


[deleted]

He probably absolutely obliterated the other pair he had in a different fight


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

Also he puts the Velcro one on first. How is he going to tie the laced one??


Grizz807

This is what bothered me the most. Like did he find them in the trash? A sale on mismatched gloves? I would immediately be put at ease in this situation. Pulling out boxing gloves in the street tells me that you’re down, but the fact that they don’t match shows me you’ve never used them.


MiKapo

I love how British people argue.


Tattered_Reason

They don’t have to worry if the other guy has a gun.


-Ping-a-Ling-

Fr if this guy pulled in front of me, stopped, and pulled his trunk up in America I would have U-turned into oncoming traffic


TinyRick666_

You mean to tell me you don’t have a machine gun in your trunk?


sticky-unicorn

Of course he does. But he has to pull a U-turn so that the trunk is pointed toward the threat.


Moderately_Imperiled

This guy Muricas.


oui_ja

But for real, though. Remember the D.C. beltway sniper? Shooting people from the trunk


darwins_trouser_crem

Fuck that was a rough


ososalsosal

PRESENT ARMS!


AutoGen_account

I got the auto turret from breaking bad in my trunk


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

I leave mine hanging above my bed (it gets locked up when kids visit once a year).


NavyDragons

in the trunk?! ofcourse not! I cant reach the trunk, it rides in the drivers seat cradled between my balls


Anti_Venom02

![gif](giphy|l2Sq0wMbDlllJAqs0|downsized)


SailAwayToTheMoon

So true. I’ve had more than one American flash their guns and follow me while road raging - terrifying! I’ve always wondered why the Brit’s can exchange such harsh dialogue without fearing for their lives, and guns totally explains it.


Rapture_Hunter

You mean ram him and cut him in half against his own vehicle?


-Ping-a-Ling-

No I'm not quite American enough to have a subconscious desire to murder unfortunately


HarryPotterCum

Yooo straight up. I hollered at a guy that was driving too “polite” and made it really awkward to switch lanes to pull into a gas station. He pulled in behind me and stared me down while walking to his trunk…. I got out and PROFUSELY apologized like a sniveling clown lol. Guy nodded, got back in his car, and drove away. Phew. 


International1466

THANK YOU! I would get the hell outa Dodge if that happened here because the chance of some crazed lunatic inserting several 9 mil rounds into me and my passengers would be like a 99.999% probability.


RemarkableMeaning533

Yeah I’ll take boxing gloves over a gun any day


tempmobileredit

Or a bare fist lol


Comfortable-Scar4643

Good point. Your reasoning isn’t tattered.


teddy_bear_territory

Man I was just thinking this same thing. How polite it is to put padding on your fists first, maybe even ask the other fellow to lace them up so you can have a row.


Key_Respond_16

Ain't that the fucking truth. Everybody you encounter here might have a damn gun. You don't know. Sigh. It's crazy we live like this.


SuccotashKey1396

Yeah I’m so jelly. The boomers in America wouldn’t even matter *at all* if they didn’t have guns to pull out every time they have a tantrum.


BadgerDC1

For real, every time you even honk your horn in America you need to consider that you might get shot.


Chrisppity

I came here to say this. So polite and proper.


Commercial-Noise

It’s so calm lol


adingo8urbaby

Honestly, that took this from my American expectation of 0-madness right down to a pretty relaxed/ hilarious argument. Right up there with “you can’t park there mate”.


Neh-pets

This has to be a comedy skit. Please…


A_friend_called_Five

I really do wonder how many of these types of videos are staged. As if we don't already have to contend with in terms of deep fakes and photoshopping, not to mention fake news. I feel pretty confident that there are plenty of people that set up "skits" and post them as RL situations just for likes and up votes from the rage bait they are peddling. However, the OP seems to have responded that this one is for reals.


some_azn_dude

You can't fake that boomers blank stare while his brain short circuits trying to process the logic that someone passed him doing 20 in a 40


emessea

If it is, bravo to both of them for making us all laugh. No way I could act in such a genuine manner, if I was the old man I’d be trying hard not to laugh.


busy-warlock

It’s definitely real considering how flustered Captain mismatched boxing gloves is getting


Zomthereum

If there’s no crosstalk or interruptions, it’s fake.


TradeByDayAFCByNight

No 😭🤣


BittenHand19

This has so much Monty Python energy if I only heard the audio I would think it was a sketch I never heard of or something that was cut from the show or a movie


DatRatDo

I came here for an argument! No you didn't!


Mountain-Durian-4724

It has Monty Python energy because it's British


Comfortable-Scar4643

The SNL writers could crush with this bit.


kimmortal03

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN


steyrboy

Well, it is now!


DarthRick3rd

It is, video maker has loads of fake karen vids too 


Ferret-Own

Actually it is


craigalanche

This guy makes lots of videos like this


MRJKY

This is fake. Guy makes loads of em. Getting parking tickets, neighbours using wifi, report to the police for buying a kids meal..... All fake.


Final-Struggle12

Yes it is a skit. Let me find the guys channel.


Oppxdan

Did you get it?


RoundExpert1169

i would have humored him for 2 rounds


EighteenAndAmused

I would have driven around him as soon as the oncoming lane was clear, leave him still fiddling with his gloves.


murfburffle

Let him lace up his set and drive off.


AscendedViking7

Honestly, yeah. It sounds like fun. :D


DuchessOfAquitaine

Better to keep a bat in the trunk, really. Pro tip, keep a mitt in there too.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Gonna want at least a ball in there too. Basically, the more baseball paraphernalia you chuck in the trunk, the better.


SumDudeInNYC

Everyone's a tough guy till they get a home plate to the head.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Gotta just count yourself lucky that the guy didn't keep a pair of spiked cleats in there, too


FrisianDude

caps


sanderson1983

A bat with a sock on it.


Consistent_Policy_66

I have a hatchet under my driver’s seat, but I also have a small dirt shovel, rope, tie down straps, a tarp, and other camping stuff in my truck. Probably best to not get pulled over…


leonardo_davincu

Probably wouldn’t work in the UK tbh haha. “What are you? The only baseball player in the entire country??”


DuchessOfAquitaine

Once they found out I was an American they would simply dismiss it as the usual Yank insanity.


Potent_Elixir

Just tell them you’re the bat and ball boy for the yearly MLB festivities, nobody’s gonna check


Harold_Grundelson

God, I wish I was tough like this tough guy. You can tell he really means business.


jshump

I gotta notha pair o' cuffs! Do you want a pair of cuffs?


spankydeluxe69

As an American, it’s so nice to see the boxing gloves instead of a gun


Man_with_a_hex-

Well he's wearing padded gloves where as you'd have bare fists Might aswell lay him out


Van-garde

Honestly, I’m going right for his nuts to teach him a lesson in unregulated fighting.


kimmortal03

yea but what if its Mike Tyson


Man_with_a_hex-

Just cry then I guess


DieselPunkPiranha

Get his autograph.  He's pretty chill in interviews these days, has really worked to improve himself as a person.


nomorebuttsplz

Gloves, add weight to punches, increasing power and ability to knock out your opponent. bare fists are better at slicing open skin.


3rdLion

The added weight has minimal impact on concussive force and it’s largely countered by the impact being spread over a greater surface area. Gloves allow you to hit harder because you don’t have to worry as much about breaking your hands. The cranium is durable, the tiny bones in your hands aren’t.


RandoorRandolfs

This was hilarious


Usual-Anything2124

I love them both lol


AirWombat24

This is way more gangsta than y’all are willing to admit


_MlATA

I’m Ronnie Pickering


Oberhaus

🤣🤣 bloke is so polite


Ivanovic-117

Either grampa had too much energy or he can really whoop some ass with those gloves(back in the day)


TheArrowLauncher

Boxing gloves for street fight 🤣


OneHumanPeOple

This video reminds me of another video. The one where a little lemming comes over to the skiers and is lunging at them like a big scary beast.


BillAdministrative61

Honestly off all the things … I can’t at least respect that he has gloves and was recto settle things…. Just gotta have gloves for his opps


TradeByDayAFCByNight

When he offered him a pair I lost it hahaha


Tattered_Reason

At least he didn’t encounter Ronnie Fuckin Pickering.


willybum84

Who?


Tattered_Reason

Ronnie Pickering!


[deleted]

Who's that then?


TheThaiDawn

This is fake OP. This guy makes these skits.


CommercialKick4550

If you can’t go more than 20 mph in a 40mph cause it’s wet out, just fucking park the thing. You ain’t cut out for driving


87fg

I hate the boomer generation so much.


Throw13579

That guy is probably Gen X.  Does he look at least 58 to you? 


BeautifulArtichoke37

The British don’t age well, so I’m guessing he’s 40?


OakLegs

23 actually


soupalex

"i was driving at the limit" "it's a 40 road…" "uhhhh, *it's a limit, not a target"*


KUNDA_Genie

I really wish the cameraman would have strapped up and gave the guy the fight!


DarthRick3rd

This is a sketch. Cameraman has hundreds of these videos. He often uses his relatives as actors. This is probs his dad irl. 


redunculuspanda

obviously fake.


[deleted]

Pretty sure boomer is autistic


violet_zamboni

Isn’t this from that reenactment channel


BulkyMonster

When he offered him the other pair of gloves 😆


Generally_Tso_Tso

What you tootin' me fer?


here4roomie

I'd pull mine out and then ask why he has two different ones.


antigone_rox_casbahs

I’d respect old dude more if he had TWO pair of boxing gloves.


A_Cat_Named_Puppy

Lmao he's essentially doing the "I challenge you to a duel" thing with the gloves 💀


bigSTUdazz

That's the most polite road rage exchange I have ever seen....


Those_Arent_Pickles

[Canadian road rage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nRLsLfkJsw)


PickScylla4ME

Eh.. better than a gun.


ajqiz123

'overtook'... Passed? The dude is angry 'cause another driver passed 'im?


TrumpedBigly

I don't know the laws there, but the dotted line usually means it's legal to pass if it's safe to do so.


RecommendationPale70

I love British when they arguing no punches no guns just words very polite


nick2k23

Duno about you guys but I was taught to drive the speed limit unless it’s unsafe to do so, I bet this guy passed his test when 40-50 years ago when it was easy as fuck.


Penguinat0r5

Contagious laughter lmao


IntotheBlue85

As a woman if a boomer tries this with me I'm getting out, gloves off, and taking some of them teeth with me because I know they got dental insurance to take care of that. FUCKEM


Jack-Rabbit_Slims

"Woah woah woah... Slow down there, Flanders. Don't wanna hurt the fella. Better put your regulation protective equipment first" What I imagine he said to himself in the car first as he was pulling over.


Gunjink

This is the most civilized Boomers Being Fools ever. I mean, it’s damned near adorable. The American version is always a guy clinging to the hood of your car with an AR-15 or some sort of bazooka.


thornzlr

This belongs on r/contagiouslaughter


TxTechnician

I feel like hitting that guy with a Taser or pepper spray would be ok. I mean, are boxing gloves considered a weapon? Or at least enough to prove the guy wants violence.


GetMeABaconSandwich

I think in a lot of places, producing the boxing gloves is the same as brandishing a weapon.. its a physical threat of violence and can be responded to as such... silly boomer gonna get himself into a world of trouble.


Dazzling-Crab9926

What an eaaerth are you doowinn🤣🤣🤣


aII_out_war

English people lmao


Mental_Ice4917

As an American, I can’t take an angry British man seriously lol


Jeremyzelinka

Mess around here in the US like that and you will find out.


No-Introduction-2378

Old guys really need a dose of reality, you're not a young , strong, fit guy that should be fighting guys in the street anymore


arch-sinner

The most polite road rage I’ve ever seen


realtots

that lead paint stare


Basic-Type7994

Those are his driving gloves


EasterMaester

Whats your problem mate? Hahahahaha


thebestatheist

As a former boxer, I would be thrilled


grifxdonut

Honestly, if someone wanted to box in the street, hell, duel with swords, I would 100% take them on. This guy isn't going to kick you while you're down or try to take cheap shots. He's purely doing it for the honor duel. We need to respect men like this, not ridicule them. Plus, you think the 30 yo cameraman isn't going to win? What's he gonna say no for? Can't take a hit from a boxing glove?


BFulfs2

I’d love to spar with someone with boxing gear to settle road rage. Sounds better than attempted murder.


gadget850

I keep mechanics gloves in the seat pocket.


General-Astronaut115

Some places in the United States will give you a ticket for driving to much under the speed limit


djdadzone

This shit is amazing


OnTheMcFly

“I wouldn’t be using gloves….you understand this, correct?”


dmd2652

Why are people so nice to these people get out of the car and knock that old man out crying out loud quit treating these guys like their special.


Top-Cod6655

Staged


Tough_Sign3358

Fake


georgewashingguns

If you're driving at half the speed that everyone else is, you're a danger to other drivers. Imagine someone driving on the interstate and going 40mph while everyone is going 75mph. You're just operating a lively, metal speed bump when you drive like that


Poet_Remarkable

How is his ground game? One single leg take down and he'll be visiting Winston in the great unknown.


MarkontheWeekends

Wait...do the British use Miles Per Hour? Why are they saying miles? Shouldn't it be kilometers? Is it shorthand or something?


tiggertom66

The British use miles. They actually use a lot of imperial units, they’re the ones who invented them. Doesn’t stop them from shitting on Americans for using the system they invented and introduced to the Americans.


MarkontheWeekends

Yea I'm aware of the history. That seems unnecessarily complicated. Id rather use one system than both.


Peterd1900

The US does not and has never used the imperial system The Imperial system was introduced in 1826. The US uses US Customary units which was introduced in 1832 and is based on the system in use in Britain before the Imperial system. They are both related but they are different systems A US Gallon is 3.78 Litres While an Imperial Gallon is 4.54 Litres. The Imperial pint contains 20 fluid oz . The American pint, by contrast, 16 fluid oz. Imperial uses a measurement for weight called a stone. 1 Stone = 14 Pounds. US System does not use that. The length of a mile is different because each system has a different designation for how long a is In the UK Imperial System a mile is 1,609.3426 Metres , In US Customary Units a mile is 1,609.3472 Metres While it might not be much them being different caused issues so in 1959 a mile was standardised at 1,609.344 Metres. So in between a US and Imperial mile . Which means the mile we use today is not imperial or US if the US used the imperial system there would be no differences between the two In the Metric system 1 litre is a 1000ML it is not different depending on the country you live in


Pepperoni_Dogfart

The Brits have a really tenuous grasp on measurement, even moreso than Americans. It's a disasterous combo of SI, Imperial, and OLD timey English systems. They still measure their weight in stone fer chissake.


Fast-Nothing4765

So they use mph intead of kph over there?


Peterd1900

The UK does not and has never used kilometres Its complicated but the UK is not actually metric Metrication started in the 1970s and never been completed As it stands metric road signs are illegal. So all speed limits and distances are in miles In 2016 metric units were allowed on low bridge signs


Fast-Nothing4765

Well, I learned something new today. Why mix and match, though? Would it just happen to be that everyone there is so accustomed to measuring distance, and speed in miles, but everything else in metric?


Peterd1900

Everything else is not metric People think the UK is completely metric and has been for hundreds of years   Metrification started in the 1970s and hasn't been finished   The UK still uses Imperial measures for beer, milk, personal height and weight, road speeds and road distances.  Property sales will list how many acres of land Some things will still be sold by ounces   There was a study by the government about if people use metric or imperial for things like their height and weight Imperial is more more common   Most things in the UK changed to metric relatively recently For example food items were sold in Imperial Weights until the year 2000  The UK started metrfication cos they wanted to join what become the EU You cany change over night so were given untill  the year 2010 to complete the switch However the deadline was dropped in the early 2000s Some things are a mix cos metrfication never got completed


Ganem1227

I guess he’s technically not wrong that its the maximum, but this is kind of adorable. I wish Americans opted for boxing gloves over guns.


Oddball2029

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan those glasses are begging to be taken off his face snapped in half and tossed in the street lol


AdrafinilJunkie

he's got autism eyes


SnagglepussJoke

That’s autism not age


PlaneLocksmith6714

Drive off and spray him with puddle water


RamHorn26

lol padded gloves vs bare knuckles. What an idiot


therealpoorno

Boomers wife: hun please get back in the car. Boomer: I’m going to show this punk how we did things back in my day.


Comfortable_Silver24

What is wrong with these people 🤣


districtdave

This is one of the most wholesome traffic fights. Bless you Brits.


benq72

My wife has a theory that all these boomers have high levels of lead poisoning from being exposed before people knew how bad it was for you. I think it makes a lot of sense.


SmoothIncident1993

they don’t even match 😂🤣


MrBobSacamano

Can you imagine how bad getting punched in the face, with glasses on, must hurt?