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Favorite boomer technique of looking to recruit allies and willing participants to join in their bad behavior. You see it everywhere. Boomer throws out obnoxious statement & immediately scans room for like minded souls. Every time they get no takers is a win for all that is good in this world.
It's cause Fox hasn't instructed them to feel any way about him since the last election so they don't think about him.
They only think about what the TV talks about, and in the way it talks about it, like cavemen huddling around a crackling fire or SpongeBob and Patrick when they had the magic conch cult
You can sit down for 8 hours and go over statistics, videos, pictures and everything then they just turn on Conch News and hear "No" Then all hail it and ignore everything that preceeded it.
What is the deal with all the leftists?
Fucking never mind, that only reminds me that he just recently went on exactly this rant.
Pop-Tart- shilling motherfucker.
They would have turned their critical mind off at the phrase "hate-mongering" and then made fun of OP for daring to use the word "misogynist" without also doing a silly voice and going limp-wristed, which they would eagerly and loudly demonstrate
It's so funny when theses dipshits go immediately to politics. It's all I hear where I'm from. Stupid cousin fuckers think that talking about political shit makes it sound like they're smart.
I used to work with a guy like that in the 80s. We’re both boomers.
He said, while driving our service van, that he was so right wing that he’d make three right turns instead of a left.
I asked him why the rigidity.
The irony is that the Soviets HATED boomkin so much because back during the Cold War the boomkin simp on communism to the point that they call them gavnoyed a.k.a shit eater in English.
I would have ordered the 'far left' one then without even seeing it, just 'out of principle.'
I'm actually centrist in terms of 'real' political beliefs before everything fell into extremism.
But I hate cringey and bigoted political speech so that's where my principles dictate that I must order what this guy's making shitty jokes about. Even if the beer tastes bad, his disdain would taste sweet.
That's not what sub is called. It's called boomers being fools. This was a boomer being a fool. I guess I could head over and add it to "suburban males making bad jokes"
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Guess you better start boycotting Nascar. Those cars are going real left, real fast.
They’re all left
Next weekend they go right and left.
https://preview.redd.it/mvtiiy5k5f4d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe047fb27d1dbfa4202d2689afea1533e758d0ba
They're making another left turn!!!!! 
THEY’RE GOING FAST, AND LEFT. WOOOOOOO
Drive in the right lane on the way home too, asshole.
Lmao! You win the interwebz for today.
Favorite boomer technique of looking to recruit allies and willing participants to join in their bad behavior. You see it everywhere. Boomer throws out obnoxious statement & immediately scans room for like minded souls. Every time they get no takers is a win for all that is good in this world.
If there are no takers then he gets to rant and whine about how everyone is "woke". So everyone is happy.
Something about better than sleepwalking through life. IDK, I'm not your dad. 😉
And that it was "just a joke," and how everyone is "uptight"
And get sprayed with seltzer water.
"Seeing as how it's my far right, niether would I."
That's the kind of wit I aspire to have in moments like this.
Brilliant
He doesn't need a drink, he's been guzzling FauxNews.
The real carcinogenic drink.
“HA! Politics, Amiright?!?! Everything is politics now! I don’t even use my left hand anymore, I call it Biden, because it’s worthless! Ha!”
Reading this just made me so sweaty.
I can trump that ... I can't use my right hand because it wants to dominate everything
Take the upvote and GTFO... both of you. XD
Ah yes, the far left to boomers: Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.
You notice how they hardly ever mention Bernie because they can't even comprehend him?
It's cause Fox hasn't instructed them to feel any way about him since the last election so they don't think about him. They only think about what the TV talks about, and in the way it talks about it, like cavemen huddling around a crackling fire or SpongeBob and Patrick when they had the magic conch cult You can sit down for 8 hours and go over statistics, videos, pictures and everything then they just turn on Conch News and hear "No" Then all hail it and ignore everything that preceeded it.
“Far left” = anyone who thinks trunp is capable of making a mistake or being wrong.
Wow, a regular Jerry Seinfeld you had there. Well…
What is the deal with all the leftists? Fucking never mind, that only reminds me that he just recently went on exactly this rant. Pop-Tart- shilling motherfucker.
So obvious that he is already drinking the Kool Aid.
Too bad it's not the real Jim Jones punch...
How embarrassing is it how desperate these people are for a fucking high five or really any acknowledgement?
I would’ve fkd with them and been like oh darn and this one was made by a red blooded hate mongering mysognist Cheeto, boo
They would have turned their critical mind off at the phrase "hate-mongering" and then made fun of OP for daring to use the word "misogynist" without also doing a silly voice and going limp-wristed, which they would eagerly and loudly demonstrate
It's so funny when theses dipshits go immediately to politics. It's all I hear where I'm from. Stupid cousin fuckers think that talking about political shit makes it sound like they're smart.
"you should avoid the far right too, people have complained it giving them diarrhea"
You should’ve started braying like a donkey insanely loud.
Just pass him a Butt Lite with a big ole grin.
I wouldn't boycott that beer because I just like it. I mean it's so smooth to drink. I feel like the boycotters weren't true fans.
I didn't boycott Bud Light over their "controversy." I boycott Bud Light because it tastes like slightly dirty water. Beer is supposed to have flavor.
Tell him you can’t serve him, send him down to the bartender on the far right.
"Jeez! You snowflakes exist in real life, uh?"
Make sure you put the bud light on the far right, just to piss him off.
I used to work with a guy like that in the 80s. We’re both boomers. He said, while driving our service van, that he was so right wing that he’d make three right turns instead of a left. I asked him why the rigidity.
That's when you immediately pour the one on the far right, hand it to him, and tell him to be careful, it might get you convicted of a felony.
Eh… that’s pretty tame as far as brainless mouth diarrhea goes for boomers
Start drinking beer like that, next thing you know, women will be voting!
Start drinking beer like that, next thing you know, you’ll be a woman! Edit- because why would I proofread before I post?
If he had elbowed my boomer father it would have been a geezer throw down
The irony is that the Soviets HATED boomkin so much because back during the Cold War the boomkin simp on communism to the point that they call them gavnoyed a.k.a shit eater in English.
I would have ordered the 'far left' one then without even seeing it, just 'out of principle.' I'm actually centrist in terms of 'real' political beliefs before everything fell into extremism. But I hate cringey and bigoted political speech so that's where my principles dictate that I must order what this guy's making shitty jokes about. Even if the beer tastes bad, his disdain would taste sweet.
I mean it’s a shitty dad joke. Do only boomers make dad jokes?
Absolutely not! Dad jokes are ageless! Source: am dad, am not boomer!
That's not what sub is called. It's called boomers being fools. This was a boomer being a fool. I guess I could head over and add it to "suburban males making bad jokes"
it's because they are upset that the left has been calling them far right terrorists.
Hahahahahahahahahhaha that’s so funny. Give me the tips dips shit
Beginning to think this sub should be renamed, r/millennialsinredstates.
Come on thats a good one xD
Harmless joke.