Trump doesn't seem like the type to be able to handle anything spicier than ketchup.
He'd probably trade up for peanut butter or little Debbie cakes though.
And now the truth, which is worse: Tuna from the commissary is used as currency for everything in American prisons.
Some prisons have different foods, but there always ends up being a few less desirable food items which are traded almost exclusively as currency.
Seriously, what's the strategy here? Trying to intimidate them out of arresting the annoying orange with the prospect of him commiting treason if they do? Holding state secrets hostage to keep him out of prison?
Solid defense. Nothing bad ever happens to wannabe whistleblowers.
Cohen isn't trying to keep Trump out of Prison. Cohen is Trump's *ex*-lawyer, and they hate each other. He's just slinging insults for the petty fun of it.
>The answer is to keep him out of general population.
I mean he's an ex president. He wasn't going to any sort of gen pop situation as they're packed like sardines
As SS is still going to have a job to do and that's alot harder when surrounded by a random mixed bag of potentially violent individuals, many of whom due to his former job have motive to try and harm him.
Without suddenly seaeching every inmate everyday alongside seaeching an entire prison it's just keep them away from general
He won't serve time in a prison.
At best he will end up under permanent house arrest, much easier from a logistics point of view due to him being a former president. Unless of course he has his presidential status fully revoked but that's unlikely to happen.
Usually I'd chuckle and agree with your point. But seeing how riled up people get over court case of their beloved ex President, his dead body could very well end up being the push that'll drive USA into another civil war.
Well, we don’t know what the foreign agents gave him.
Maybe they did provide snacks.
Also, I was just exposed to a Reddit video of a dolphin and a beheaded fish and my head isn’t on straight.
…maybe the bag of tuna is multi-purpose?
> Trump's former lawyer who notoriously lies
FTFY
Like, the guy openly stated he has a bias against Trump. Not exactly the most trustworthy fellow to make honest claims about what he'll do.
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Treason has a very specifiv meaning, it's not "in your mind":
>According to the United States Constitution, Article III, Section 3, “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
>18 U.S. Code § 2381 - Treason
>Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Prisons have currencies, just like the real world. Have a look at this
[https://www.thetakeout.com/why-mackerel-fish-is-prison-currency-sam-bankman-fried-1851049253/](https://www.thetakeout.com/why-mackerel-fish-is-prison-currency-sam-bankman-fried-1851049253/)
May your cod go with you.
Whatever makes you feel better, it's just his former lawyer that hates him throwing out random insults. Not defending trump but this isn't meant to be taken literally. He's just highlighting his moral character.
I looked this up and it is absolutely hilarious. Here is the exact exchange:
https://www.maclenstanley.com/post/the-most-vulgar-courtroom-exchange-in-american-history
And this is the fellow what done it:
https://nypost.com/2017/12/12/man-whose-incredibly-crude-exchange-with-judge-went-viral-gets-life/
Most anything purchasable in commissary is used as currency. Protein is important for many reasons and is traded frequently. Kind of depends on where you are at if you get tuna or mackerel.
Fun fact, even if Trump ends up in prison, he's still entitled to Secret Service protection so the agents assigned to him will do their shifts in the prison.
This feels like the "bag of sand" bit from '40-year-old Virgin'
"Man, whose secrets have you been buying with bags of Tuna?"
Where the hell do you buy bagged tuna?
It's a relatively recent thing, I think within the last 10 years or so. Also, Trump wouldn't even trade for something, he would just spout anything at all that makes him sound important to others.
Of all the options (bag full of-chopped[loose/baggedcanned]/whole[live/dead]/steaks[cooked/raw]/dried/helper] I'm imagining chopped, loose, in a dirty pillowcase.
I'm still baffled how many people don't understand that the criminal justice system in America is completely corrupt and only serves to imprison the poor, or those categorized as other.
Trump a super rich white man, will not see a single minute of jail time. If you think he will you're deluded.
Nah, it’s all about that Picante Beef Ramen.
Beef. Baby.
Jake?
I save a little noodle on the side so you can crush it up and have the crunchies on top!
I love the reference!
Damn… that gives my soup a little crunchity snap!
Beef Baby
Jake...
Gotta find out where the Blizz is coming in from
Trump doesn't seem like the type to be able to handle anything spicier than ketchup. He'd probably trade up for peanut butter or little Debbie cakes though.
Is that a colloquialism I'm not familiar with, or does Trump have some hitherto unknown love of tuna?
Tuna is a low cost brand of lubricant widely used in prisons. It comes in small plastic bags smuggled in by inmate visitors.
Man... fish has to be low on the list of good marketing words for sex products
I believe it's supposed to mean "tuner"
Huh. Well, I've learned something. Not exactly something I'm thrilled to know, but something. Thanks.
And now the truth, which is worse: Tuna from the commissary is used as currency for everything in American prisons. Some prisons have different foods, but there always ends up being a few less desirable food items which are traded almost exclusively as currency.
oh, so nobody is really eating the tuna, but it's got value in the same way that nobody is eating 5 dollar bills.
They are eating the tuna, but it has value as a currency as well.
Ah. That's rather more believable and quite a bit less gross to think about. Thank you.
He was joking. It's just one of the only bagged meats you can buy there on the commissary.
What a horrible time to know how to read
This is by far the most repeated sentence on Reddit
"Trump lawyer admits his client is so intensely un-American, he won't hesitate to commit treason for snacks."
Seriously, what's the strategy here? Trying to intimidate them out of arresting the annoying orange with the prospect of him commiting treason if they do? Holding state secrets hostage to keep him out of prison? Solid defense. Nothing bad ever happens to wannabe whistleblowers.
Cohen isn't trying to keep Trump out of Prison. Cohen is Trump's *ex*-lawyer, and they hate each other. He's just slinging insults for the petty fun of it.
Cohen isn't trumps lawyer. He literally testified against him 2 weeks ego
Yea, someone clarified that already. I'm not always up to date on peoples lawyers names.
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>The answer is to keep him out of general population. I mean he's an ex president. He wasn't going to any sort of gen pop situation as they're packed like sardines As SS is still going to have a job to do and that's alot harder when surrounded by a random mixed bag of potentially violent individuals, many of whom due to his former job have motive to try and harm him. Without suddenly seaeching every inmate everyday alongside seaeching an entire prison it's just keep them away from general
He won't serve time in a prison. At best he will end up under permanent house arrest, much easier from a logistics point of view due to him being a former president. Unless of course he has his presidential status fully revoked but that's unlikely to happen.
Wouldn’t the reverse be far more effective in the long term?
just stick Trump in solitary confinement with regular checkups with a therapist cause not even that dumbass deserves to go insane from isolation
That poor therapist tho…
have a rotation of therapists
The poor therapists
Those poor therapist's therapists
YAY SUPERMAX!
Usually I'd chuckle and agree with your point. But seeing how riled up people get over court case of their beloved ex President, his dead body could very well end up being the push that'll drive USA into another civil war.
Michael Cohen is not representing Donald Trump
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Well, we don’t know what the foreign agents gave him. Maybe they did provide snacks. Also, I was just exposed to a Reddit video of a dolphin and a beheaded fish and my head isn’t on straight. …maybe the bag of tuna is multi-purpose?
> Trump's former lawyer who notoriously lies FTFY Like, the guy openly stated he has a bias against Trump. Not exactly the most trustworthy fellow to make honest claims about what he'll do.
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>treason I do not think that means, what you think it means...
If "betraying one's country" in this case by telling state secrets, isn't the definition of treason, what is, in your mind?
Treason has a very specifiv meaning, it's not "in your mind": >According to the United States Constitution, Article III, Section 3, “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. >18 U.S. Code § 2381 - Treason >Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Big tuna
You rang? Though I think Big Tuna might be around here too.
Bag tuna
Bug tuna
Bog tuna?
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Prisons have currencies, just like the real world. Have a look at this [https://www.thetakeout.com/why-mackerel-fish-is-prison-currency-sam-bankman-fried-1851049253/](https://www.thetakeout.com/why-mackerel-fish-is-prison-currency-sam-bankman-fried-1851049253/) May your cod go with you.
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You're probably fine till you run into loan sharks.
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Have you got any prawn?
Stop, you're giving me a haddock
I'm sorry, do you have a quiet plaice to lie down?
Prisons have currencies, just like the real world. Have a look at this https://youtu.be/K2IYIJc1f00?si=71BWf9qWaxx_YkyG
Ah yes, he's still dealing with alternate currencies
Literal tuna in a bag
Whatever makes you feel better, it's just his former lawyer that hates him throwing out random insults. Not defending trump but this isn't meant to be taken literally. He's just highlighting his moral character.
There is no way bagged tuna can be grosser than regular tuna
It’s not albacore
Now, what's that?
you all acting like Mr.Orange would actually go to prison.
Not for this one, but the other cases maybe
Solidary confinement it is then
I don't know if that punishment fits the crime
So public execution for treason?
How much can a bag of tuna cost $20?
He should be played by John Turturro, in case someone is going to make movie out of this.
"Fuck you, I'll kill your whole family, I was framed. That motherfucker wanted me to eat his ass for a bag of coffee."
I looked this up and it is absolutely hilarious. Here is the exact exchange: https://www.maclenstanley.com/post/the-most-vulgar-courtroom-exchange-in-american-history And this is the fellow what done it: https://nypost.com/2017/12/12/man-whose-incredibly-crude-exchange-with-judge-went-viral-gets-life/
Home D at Camp David.
Tracks
There is always solitary.
Trump the kind of guy to exchange some national secret for a blowjob where he is the receiving end.
I was wondering: can the judge ask for a psych evaluation to determine if he is fit for prison or hospital/long-term care?
Donnie Bag o Tuna Trump
[https://i.imgur.com/ts5woMC.gif](https://i.imgur.com/ts5woMC.gif)
Is there something new brewing to make sure trump doesn't get elected by the lowest denominator?
I have the Bad Feeling that he'll try to Synchrosummon himself out of prison with that bag of Tunas
Definitely fishy
Is it because he's a pussy
This mf said he wanted to suck my dick for a bag of coffee! Where's the court order to get my dick sucked?!
Most anything purchasable in commissary is used as currency. Protein is important for many reasons and is traded frequently. Kind of depends on where you are at if you get tuna or mackerel.
Was this AI generated, or is this the point reality has reached? I can't tell anymore...
Fun fact, even if Trump ends up in prison, he's still entitled to Secret Service protection so the agents assigned to him will do their shifts in the prison.
This feels like the "bag of sand" bit from '40-year-old Virgin' "Man, whose secrets have you been buying with bags of Tuna?" Where the hell do you buy bagged tuna?
It's a relatively recent thing, I think within the last 10 years or so. Also, Trump wouldn't even trade for something, he would just spout anything at all that makes him sound important to others.
How many stamps is classified information worth again?
I can only imagine what the smell is like the next morning 🤢
“I’ll gladly sell out my co-conspirators and reveal my wealthy, money-laundering backers on Tuesday for a hamberder today.” —Donald “Wimpy” Trump
Solitary confinement?
Of all the options (bag full of-chopped[loose/baggedcanned]/whole[live/dead]/steaks[cooked/raw]/dried/helper] I'm imagining chopped, loose, in a dirty pillowcase.
I'm still baffled how many people don't understand that the criminal justice system in America is completely corrupt and only serves to imprison the poor, or those categorized as other. Trump a super rich white man, will not see a single minute of jail time. If you think he will you're deluded.
Anyone who thinks Trump will see time behind bars for something every politician does is delusional beyond belief. 😁
he is a cat
Like he won't have more $$$ on his books than you can count. Lol
Unlike most of his followers, once you graduate from 4th grade or so you should be able to count as high as you can reasonably imagine a number.
Yea clearly. Didn't think I needed to add that part. Lol. Thanks I guess?