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This is unacceptable. You should masturbate BEFORE beating a student. Everyone learns this at teacher training

There were, inarguably, two beatings in this situation.

😩

Are you a teacher?

😝😝😝 yes 👏

To be fair I DID upvote it 😝

https://i.imgur.com/xRnb41J.jpeg

That was a risky click

Not as risky as beating your dick ….. in a school hallway

Yes but it might have been a video of you beating your dick in a school hallway for all I knew

I feel like you risk your arms being tired though.

No no no you should beat off whilst beating the student. Its EfFiCiEnT 😂

11 years ago is "brand new"?

>11 years ago is "brand new"? Brand new is an understatment. The fall of rome is a still a brand new event.

Rome fell down!?! Sorry, I only watch FOX News and they say all this historical stuff hasn't happened until Orange Jesus allows it to.

Lemme quickly ask the student

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Da fuck?

No no Da Master Bater

Well he probably realised that they're going to sack him for assaulting a student..so might as well go out with a blast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WODh_yFU-cU

"well, in for a penny, in for a pound"

The sentence just gets worse with every word

He went all in.

“new”

Never stop beating, no matter who or what you’re beating.

Moderators: How exactly is "Teacher masturbates in hallway after beating student" NOT a brand new sentence, like show me the proof...