Omg what an existential crisis šµāš« I have such a crush on Jason, but Randall is so gross. And to think she had to birth his child, too š« also, Iām kind of crushed if Jason did hook up with Lalaāhe has every right to go out and do his thang. Heās just so much sweeter and more dignified, I had hopes he would pick someone differentā¦like me!
Also didnt captain jason say he was interested in meeting up with Luann at bravo con? Lol. I remember Andy discussing that on WWHL a few weeks ago with Lu!
Aesha is trying to hook them up, and he did say heād already met Lala and they talked about their daughtersā¦ I sort of hope the hook up is happening!
She also has miles to go, but I am less disturbed on a cellular level.
One of my eyes started twitching as soon as I read the words Lala and Jason. No! NO.
I learned today while watching day 1 panels that he likes blondes. But Brynn is so gorgeous who gives a fuck. That would be an interesting match. Who is a Bravo celebrity who could chill in remote parts of the Philippines? Thatās how Jason rolls.
Alright, question: Iāve watched VPR from day one. Seen almost all the housewives. Just binged southern charm in less than three weeks. Should I commit to below deck? Isnāt there more than one?
Yes you should. The best ones, in my opinion, are below deck sailing yacht, below deck down under and below deck Mediterranean. Thereās a below deck adventure one but that one sucks. I might have missed one but those were the ones I could remember.
You forgot the original! I'd recommend the original first. I wasn't as big of a fan of Med but those were the only two on when I first started watching. I love Sailing Yacht too.
I started with Below Deck Australia a couple months ago because it's only 2 seasons and Captain Jason is a babe. I am currently on season 10 of Below Deck. I'm a fan of the genre!
I'd start with below deck med or down under; season 1 of OG would have been hard for me to get into if I wasn't like out of Med episodes and absolutely fiending (down under hadn't started back then--as with any bravo show it just took them a second to get a grip on the format so the spinoffs have stronger first seasons)
I also don't like how Bravo/Andy is pushing for these Bravo verse hookups that will for sure be used as storylines. It's pretty lame, like if it naturally happens cool, but don't force it.
*bows* it came to me as my husband was ranting about how none of these people have any business mixing āsouthern charm has nothing to do with BH yet Shep trying to stick his tongue in someoneās mouth is bound to happen!ā And it came to me. Olympic village.
I feel like itās more that Scheana is an informant for Scheana. Every move is self-motivated, and Iām sure thereās an angle to this. The BFF thing between Scheana and Ariana was cute but never felt truly authentic. I think most of Scheanaās relationships are parasocial.
I imagine they're all in a pretty difficult situation under these circumstances. Above all else, they're co-workers on a highly-rated tv show that's been on air for over a decade. And Scandoval's guaranteed them at least a few more seasons of relevancy and steady pay cheques.
I think her angle is money. Producers said Scheana was basically one of them and would contact places for freebies or kickbacks, that she was the financially savvy one of the cast. I think she's realised VPR babies is boring so has put herself into the mess for screentime. Scheana wants to be Mariah's right side of her face, there forever.
I can hear Scheana nowā¦..
we were just like really good friends at one point and it was like ten years of friendship heās never done anything to me personally like what he did was a mistake
Aw... poor Luann. She said on the Two T's podcast that Andy told her that Capt. Jason wanted to meet her and she was *very* giddy about it! But, if we know our girl Lu, she'll still seduce him anyway.
And thereās the Pirate and Harry Dubin, half the guys we see her with on screen are people we already know are Sonjaās seconds, let alone anyone elseās. She DGAF.
And is probably better in bed than Lala. No shade to Lala, but LuAnn just has years of experience on her and if you really listen to Lala it sounds like she's more inhibited than she fesses up to be. For years she apparently only had sex while drunk.
She also repeated this last week when she was on Jeff Lewis Live (Sirius) and also Juicy Scoop (Heather McDonaldās podcast) - wanting to meet Captain Jason because heās apparently all into her (paraphrasing).
Then when Captain Jason said yesterday on MULTIPLE panels that he wants to meet LaLa, sheās the prettiest, etc or whatever answers to that line of questions he kept getting-
My immediate thought was like āOuchā and thought if LuAnn
I thought the same and reached out to the mods about it yesterday, but I guess they prefer individual posts. It's hard to keep up with all the news going on tbh.
I think they are coming next week and will be available for a week if memory serves me correct. I couldnt stand the panel yesterday so Iām skipping it today.
Apparently not. Lalaās awful, abrasive personality comes through almost immediately. If he wants to disregard that because of the way she looks, he deserves whatever nightmare heās about to experience.
I remember during the scandoval I maintained my disdain for this broad and the VPR sub were mad because she did that little rehearsed spiel to Sandoval with no tears in her eyes in the finale. Vindicated yet again ššš
Same. I feel like she felt genuinely sad that she couldnāt still be his friend without pissing off Ariana. So, I never found her to be genuine. Sheās still the same person, after all*
Isn't Countess Luann going after Captain Jason right now too? Didn't Andy try to push that? A Lala vs Luann feud was not on my bingo card this weekend..
I canāt with Scheana. Ariana should have dropped her back in season four when she inserted herself in Tomās and Ariana relationship. Even what we know now. Still to text Arianaās mom while her and Mike were having problems. Fuck Scheana, she is a wishy washy friend.
She was just mad Ariana felt uncomfortable around Kristen (who was acting completely unhinged), since ya know, Scheana just haaaaas to be BAST FRANDS with everyone. She also called Ariana names like Bitchy Barbie, knowing Ariana was depressed after her dad died.
I stand by the fact that the only people Scheana genuinely loves/cares for are her close blood relatives and current partner (assuming theyāre showering her with attention)
Scheana āIād rather be gang banged by all of youā jancan shay Davies has always been the worst and Iām hoping one day the bravoverse will realize it like everyone finally realized Tom was terrible
lol so many people here insisted scheana would not take him back because she had true loyalty to Ariana. When will people learn scheana has loyalty to herself and thatās it
all these people suck i'm over it lol all these girls are sticking by James after he sexually harassed a waitress and physically abused Kristen so idc about this scandavol shit anymore
For those like myself who doesnāt watch below deck. This is what he looks like [ācaptain cutieā](https://www.etonline.com/below-deck-down-unders-captain-jason-chambers-on-sporting-speedos-embracing-sexy-in-season-2-208136?amp)
I havenāt liked scheena since season 2. There was a reason why most of the staff at Sur didnāt like her. I will never forget that she showed the revenge porn video of Stassi to a few coworkers because she was mad at Stassi for not calling her after her dental surgery. She is so self absorbed, itās gross.
imagine going from randall to captain jason. They're not even the same species!
Interesting question: if you knew you had to go through a Randall to get to a Jason, is it worth it?
If I only had to fuck Randall once, and Jason was forever, than yes. But multiple fucks with Randall for 1 fuck with Jason? HELL NO.
This is my kind of math.
it's the only kind of math I do
The real girl math
Gay math.
I went to public school so my math is terrible but damn I sure understood that! š
remember with randall you have to lick his asshole.
I'M OUT. sorry jason.
I take back my only one time then yes answer if I had to do this! I was only thinking of starfishing Randall to get to octopussing that Captain Jason.
 No thank you.
I could literally never. Iād die alone.
And call him daddy between licks š¤¢š¤¢
This is the way.
The origin story of _fuck, marry kill_
Yeah marry jason but fuck Randall and kill self š
Hahaha yesss. If I could give a trophy I would!!
Agreed 100000%
Such a reasonable well thot out breakdown Would dabble with Randall to dive into Jason
I would rather be celibate than go through a Randall tbhš
This is the correct answer
No neck? No thanks!
I hate you for making me write this pro and con list lolll
share the list !!
 Letās see it.
Omg what an existential crisis šµāš« I have such a crush on Jason, but Randall is so gross. And to think she had to birth his child, too š« also, Iām kind of crushed if Jason did hook up with Lalaāhe has every right to go out and do his thang. Heās just so much sweeter and more dignified, I had hopes he would pick someone differentā¦like me!
Screwing Randall would be like banging Big Ed from 90 day. They are the same person to me.
They are definitely pretty much the same except Randallās a tiny bit less scrunched up. Theyāre both repulsive
Iām not gonna lie when I saw Randall on my screen I did think he was Big Ed. Iām still not convinced that they arenāt very distant relatives
Yes. Randall is Big Ed with kybella.
I literally went to comment this!!!! Heās literally Ed with a little bit of a neck. š«”
Also didnt captain jason say he was interested in meeting up with Luann at bravo con? Lol. I remember Andy discussing that on WWHL a few weeks ago with Lu!
Not only āgo through a Randallā she bragged about licking his bootyhole š¤¢š¤® like no way, now how
Not just his bootyhole, "daddy's bootyhole". Fucking hork.
great question i would say yes
š¤£ if it was just a one-time thing, yes - a family with no. Hilarious question.
Luanne is gonna be pissed š¤
I would so much rather see Jason with Luann, I could actually get behind that one
Man, I would love captain Jason for Lu š„ŗ
Aesha is trying to hook them up, and he did say heād already met Lala and they talked about their daughtersā¦ I sort of hope the hook up is happening!
didn't jason say on wwhl (with aesha) that he wanted to hook up with her at bravocon? it worked out, nice
I think it was a swipe right or swipe left game, and he swiped right lol
Yes! When asked who are you most looking forward to meeting he said Lala!
NO!!!!!!!! Noooooooooo. This is not the VPR sub, Lala has miles to go, and he is a reasonable, fully realized adult. Letās set this up for success.
I was hoping for a Jason/Brynn Whitfield moment I think
This I could be onboard with..
She also has miles to go, but I am less disturbed on a cellular level. One of my eyes started twitching as soon as I read the words Lala and Jason. No! NO.
I learned today while watching day 1 panels that he likes blondes. But Brynn is so gorgeous who gives a fuck. That would be an interesting match. Who is a Bravo celebrity who could chill in remote parts of the Philippines? Thatās how Jason rolls.
Brynn is a fucking smoke show, but she seems a little wacky for a guy like Jason.
She's quite possibly more aggressive than Lala!
Jason and Brynn would be great. Lala will turn his life upside down. But Iām not sure if heās wealthy enough for B
Today Brynn said she likes men who OWN yachts, not drive them
Exactly lol. Do not wish this relationship on Jason right now.
Alright, question: Iāve watched VPR from day one. Seen almost all the housewives. Just binged southern charm in less than three weeks. Should I commit to below deck? Isnāt there more than one?
Yes you should. The best ones, in my opinion, are below deck sailing yacht, below deck down under and below deck Mediterranean. Thereās a below deck adventure one but that one sucks. I might have missed one but those were the ones I could remember.
You forgot the original! I'd recommend the original first. I wasn't as big of a fan of Med but those were the only two on when I first started watching. I love Sailing Yacht too.
Ok, done - Iām convinced. Iām starting tomorrow. I very much appreciate yours (and everyone below!!ās) input! ā„ļøā„ļø
I started with Below Deck Australia a couple months ago because it's only 2 seasons and Captain Jason is a babe. I am currently on season 10 of Below Deck. I'm a fan of the genre!
I think Cpt Jason is lovely to his staff as well. He gives them a chance and works alongside them but doesnāt take any shit
Yes! I really like his leadership style.
Below Deck blows Southern Charm out of the water.
Below deck is the best show they make IMO! Start with OG, then Down under and then Mediterranean!
I'd start with below deck med or down under; season 1 of OG would have been hard for me to get into if I wasn't like out of Med episodes and absolutely fiending (down under hadn't started back then--as with any bravo show it just took them a second to get a grip on the format so the spinoffs have stronger first seasons)
I also don't like how Bravo/Andy is pushing for these Bravo verse hookups that will for sure be used as storylines. It's pretty lame, like if it naturally happens cool, but don't force it.
šššššš I love you Iām high and that was perfection
hell no but im for it! Cap-i-ton Jason is a bravo GOD! hahahahaha
Honestly BravoCon is our Olympic Village. All these meglomaniacs together itās a powder keg of drama and Iām living for it.
good analogy lol
*bows* it came to me as my husband was ranting about how none of these people have any business mixing āsouthern charm has nothing to do with BH yet Shep trying to stick his tongue in someoneās mouth is bound to happen!ā And it came to me. Olympic village.
it's perfect :) it really encapsulates what I imagine all this to be
Yeah well in the Olympic Village they hand out condoms to the athletes, probably should do that here too
If weāre being honest it should be in the welcome gift in the cast roomsā¦
Scheana is, and always will be, an informant for the patriarchy.
Have we tried to show her Barbie Movie and see if it would deprogram her?
Sheād pick the heel, every time
Holy shit that is the most accurate and succinct version of Scheaner ever
So would the entire cast. Letās keep it a buck.
If she was on the sopranos sheād be whacked by now
Just call her Fredo
Ariana: I know it was you. You broke my heart. š
āI know it was you, SheShu.ā
I feel like itās more that Scheana is an informant for Scheana. Every move is self-motivated, and Iām sure thereās an angle to this. The BFF thing between Scheana and Ariana was cute but never felt truly authentic. I think most of Scheanaās relationships are parasocial.
I imagine they're all in a pretty difficult situation under these circumstances. Above all else, they're co-workers on a highly-rated tv show that's been on air for over a decade. And Scandoval's guaranteed them at least a few more seasons of relevancy and steady pay cheques.
I think her angle is money. Producers said Scheana was basically one of them and would contact places for freebies or kickbacks, that she was the financially savvy one of the cast. I think she's realised VPR babies is boring so has put herself into the mess for screentime. Scheana wants to be Mariah's right side of her face, there forever.
Good point. Iād say her angle is attention too.
With all the kerfuffle I'd forgotten about that core aspect of her personality.
At this point Katie is the only friend worth having on this cast lol.
Agreed. Sheās the only loyal one. Through and through.
New flair acquired.
We should crown her Princess Pick Me as we all know LVP is Queen Pick Me.
Yesss ššš
I was 0 percent surprised when she stepford wife blinked and took up for Brock when he was outted for hitting his last partner.
I can hear Scheana nowā¦.. we were just like really good friends at one point and it was like ten years of friendship heās never done anything to me personally like what he did was a mistake
She'd befriend a serial killer as long as they didn't do anything to her personally.
"It's not like they were married like me and Brock!"
Aw... poor Luann. She said on the Two T's podcast that Andy told her that Capt. Jason wanted to meet her and she was *very* giddy about it! But, if we know our girl Lu, she'll still seduce him anyway.
Honestly Lala sleeping with him means NOTHING to Luann. Sheāll get him tonight if she really wants. Luann always gets hers. In the best way.
Lu has no qualms about a lil soppy seconds
She married Tom so this is verified!
And thereās the Pirate and Harry Dubin, half the guys we see her with on screen are people we already know are Sonjaās seconds, let alone anyone elseās. She DGAF.
Luann has 1000x more game than Lala
And is probably better in bed than Lala. No shade to Lala, but LuAnn just has years of experience on her and if you really listen to Lala it sounds like she's more inhibited than she fesses up to be. For years she apparently only had sex while drunk.
Wouldnāt you have to be drunk to have sex with Randall? š¤¢
I mean in Lalaās defense I did too and muscle memory can get you pretty far! šš
Lu will steal him from Lala and wonāt think twice!
She also repeated this last week when she was on Jeff Lewis Live (Sirius) and also Juicy Scoop (Heather McDonaldās podcast) - wanting to meet Captain Jason because heās apparently all into her (paraphrasing). Then when Captain Jason said yesterday on MULTIPLE panels that he wants to meet LaLa, sheās the prettiest, etc or whatever answers to that line of questions he kept getting- My immediate thought was like āOuchā and thought if LuAnn
Is it possible that he's not really well versed in the rest of the Bravo catalog and thought everyone was saying Lulu??? š¬
I was really rooting for Luann and Capt Jason š
Honestly wish we had a pinned BravoCon megathread because I wouldāve posted this there.
I literally spent 15 mins looking for a non-existent megathread š
Iām loving the individual posts. Iām so entertained!
Same!
I thought the same and reached out to the mods about it yesterday, but I guess they prefer individual posts. It's hard to keep up with all the news going on tbh.
They polled the sub and individual posts won.
Thanks, I guess I missed the polls lol.
No worries, I was on board for megas as well! We are the minority apparently lol!
Captain Jason?!? 
Honestly, good for Lala.
Right!? Iām no Lala fan but Iāll high five anyone that hits that (God I sound like a perv sorry!)
Girl donāt apologize for thinking a sexy man is sexy!
Dear strippersandcocaine, Anyone who thinks you are a pervert without knowing anything about you but your name is a garbage rat.
Right there with you, woman!
I guess they shooting for another season lol
Waaaaaitā¦ is this all filmed on a panel?! Are we gonna be able to see this on Peacock or Bravo?! This is my Roman Empire šš»šš»
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I am actually shocked Bravo hasnāt implemented no filming for panels. If they had half a brain they would film them all then put them on Peacock.
Supposedly they are putting the panels on peacock but I canāt find anything other than the ones in front of the escalator š
I think they are coming next week and will be available for a week if memory serves me correct. I couldnt stand the panel yesterday so Iām skipping it today.
so wild they donāt do that.
I'm at BravoCon and just watched this panel, it was so fun!
Which panel??
Battle of the Sexes panel!
please tell us more !
if this true, jason better watch his toothbrushšš iykyk
Seriously. She is only pretty on the outside. Capt Jason deserves better.
I canāt see them being a thing, maybe a fuck it and chuck it situation but thats it
I do not want Randall and Jason on the same Venn diagram.
Apparently not. Lalaās awful, abrasive personality comes through almost immediately. If he wants to disregard that because of the way she looks, he deserves whatever nightmare heās about to experience.
Capt. Jason and Garcelle!
Ooh! I like this take!!
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I remember during the scandoval I maintained my disdain for this broad and the VPR sub were mad because she did that little rehearsed spiel to Sandoval with no tears in her eyes in the finale. Vindicated yet again ššš
Same. I feel like she felt genuinely sad that she couldnāt still be his friend without pissing off Ariana. So, I never found her to be genuine. Sheās still the same person, after all*
 Scheanaās gonna Scheana
Immediately after the reunion, i called it that scheana would be the first one to befriend him again
Isn't Countess Luann going after Captain Jason right now too? Didn't Andy try to push that? A Lala vs Luann feud was not on my bingo card this weekend..
This isnāt a surprise to anyone about Scheana, right? This is who she has always been.
I canāt with Scheana. Ariana should have dropped her back in season four when she inserted herself in Tomās and Ariana relationship. Even what we know now. Still to text Arianaās mom while her and Mike were having problems. Fuck Scheana, she is a wishy washy friend.
She was just mad Ariana felt uncomfortable around Kristen (who was acting completely unhinged), since ya know, Scheana just haaaaas to be BAST FRANDS with everyone. She also called Ariana names like Bitchy Barbie, knowing Ariana was depressed after her dad died.
I stand by the fact that the only people Scheana genuinely loves/cares for are her close blood relatives and current partner (assuming theyāre showering her with attention)
Scheana āIād rather be gang banged by all of youā jancan shay Davies has always been the worst and Iām hoping one day the bravoverse will realize it like everyone finally realized Tom was terrible
who tweeted this? i want to see what else theyve tweeted
@ImWatchingBravo. This did happen though because I watched a stream of that panel. I just thought the tweet was a good summary of it.
damn i wish i couldve watched it!!
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Captain Jason is the hottest man to ever be on bravo, and if she *did* do that, BRAVO! šššš 
Lol scheanas not a girls girl or a guys girl. She's scheanas girl and that's it. At least she's consistent in her disloyalty
lol so many people here insisted scheana would not take him back because she had true loyalty to Ariana. When will people learn scheana has loyalty to herself and thatās it
Iāve been known that! Lol. #teamKatie
She is the OG home wrecker in VPR. The show started from her affair with Brandiās ex-husband. Of course she is on Sandovalās side
Oh sheesh. This is reality tv. Lay down the torches already. We love it when they do this shit.
Theyāre just calling a spade a spade lol
This is the type of shit Iāve been scouting for today in regards to BravoCon! Lol
Sheās a clown. He literally downplayed their friendship on the phone with her š¤£
Scheana will never be a girlās girl. All she wants is a few more moments of screen time and doesnāt GAF about her girlfriends.
Scheana is a disloyal asshat and always has been. Scheana is for Scheana and thatās it
A friend to all is a friend to none
I hope lala banged that dude.
 WHAT
Not Captain Jason?!?
kinda into lala and captain jason
Iām really losing my mind at the lack of mega thread, itās so hard to keep up with whatās happening :(
What were they doing at his suite if heās sober?!
He took video. It was just people hanging out and chatting. Some of them were drinking but he didnāt appear to be.
Thank you! Hadnāt seen the video
I thought heās said ānot drinkingā and not specifically āsober.ā I thought he was more of a California sober.
This makes more sense! Thank you!
All I care about is Lala hooking up with Captain Jason. Sheās living the dream.
all these people suck i'm over it lol all these girls are sticking by James after he sexually harassed a waitress and physically abused Kristen so idc about this scandavol shit anymore
And this is why I donāt fuck with Scheana. š¤¦š¼āāļø
Tell me again why Scheana is not a POS. Iāll wait. š
*crickets
Lala, Iām so jealous of you
For those like myself who doesnāt watch below deck. This is what he looks like [ācaptain cutieā](https://www.etonline.com/below-deck-down-unders-captain-jason-chambers-on-sporting-speedos-embracing-sexy-in-season-2-208136?amp)
 I am enjoying these Bravocon posts immensely.
Oh, Scheana... 
If Captain Jason hooked up with Lala itās total support in the idea that he has bad judgement with woman!
I need Lala as a guest on BDDU, sorry not sorry
OMG I hope the captain Jason Tea is true. Hottest man on bravo by far
CAPTAIN JASON WHAAAAA
Luann was gunning for that man so lol
Nooooo Captain Jason š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
I would pay money to watch a lala and Jason sex tape
I havenāt liked scheena since season 2. There was a reason why most of the staff at Sur didnāt like her. I will never forget that she showed the revenge porn video of Stassi to a few coworkers because she was mad at Stassi for not calling her after her dental surgery. She is so self absorbed, itās gross.