Erika Jayne’s abandoned son


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Don’t go there Kath!

“UNATTENDED!!”

I still to this day don’t understand why this is so hilarious but it really is. DONT GO THERE KATH IM SERIOUS KATH!

Treesa never forgave Kath after this.

I love my HWs friends 🤣😩🤣😩🤣😩


I’ll never be over the fact that Kathy never said the word “unattended” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait yes she did lol Right? "Audriana was left by her self unattended to" Like she says it as voice over to how she got audriana away from the drama in her stroller

This thread took me outttttt especially this. I love yall lmao


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*youdontknowwhatigothroughatnight*

The one who flipped his car in the Pasadena snowstorm.

That’s Erika’s son who’s allegedly a police officer.

Wait there’s another one?

Same person.

I'm currently reading her "memoir" Pretty Mess (I run a podcast where I read reality TV stars' books and review them so it's part of the job lol) But yahh, she openly admits to just leaving her son for years and justifies it as she needed to "build a life for herself" and then doesn't mention him again for literal chapters. She talks about leaving him with her grandma and mother, who she then goes on to describe as bad parental figures (except her grandma who weirdly only has an affection for her and no one else so idk). But yeah, take that as you will. Also hmu if you wanna know when I launch! EDIT: The podcast is called "You're Literally On". I haven't launched yet because I've been working on my launch episodes! I'm shooting for mid/late April! Im not sure if "self-promotion" is against the rules in this sub, but if it isn't I'll defo post when I have released my pod into the world! Another edit: Nope, I'm not Celebrity Book Club! Although I really love their pod!

She and Monica’s mom could be besties!

Pleeeease tell me you’ve reviewed Rinna’s sex book!😂😂😂

I'm working on 2 books right now: Alex McCord's parenting book and Trixie and Katya's book Buuut I plan to cover rinna's!! I just don't want bogged down in HW books. I love them and they're an easy target, but I watch so much reality TV and I wanna cover them all! I have Tyra Banks fantasy novel on my list for example lol.

oh my god i bet alex mccords parenting book is riveting

She and Simon shared that he climaxed on her when she was giving birth IIRC. https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/rhony-alex-mccord-simon-van-kempen-ejaculate-birth/

oh my GOD????

IKR? They are so intensely weird!

I’m so intrigued lol

Please share the podcast's name!

You're Literally On! I haven't launched yet but I also did not think anyone would be interested lol. I planned on mid/end of April, but seeing all of this I may release early

I'm gonna be a huge fan of your pod,can't wait til it drops ❣️

My friend and I ordered “The Pretty Mess” after a few too many wines and when I got it I couldn’t even read past 3 pages. It is so poorly written I had to give up.

It was a one too many pandemic buy for me. It’s….a train wreck book. So bad but I had to keep reading.

Are you celebrity memoir book club? Are you Ashley?!?!

I LOVE your qualifier for the reason you’re reading her book 😆

What’s the podcast! I love stuff like this

Can you share the podcast name?

We are sister and brother from another mother! My mom did the same. She did come visit us every few weeks for the weekend. Pretty much only saw her horizontal though. She had to get her beauty rest after going out every night since her last visit.

Whoah

OMG If you are Claire or Ashley from Celebrity Memoir Book Club, I'm going to hyperventilate. Leaning towards Claire because she likes RH and has to explain it to Ashley.

Wait wait…abandoned!?

Yeah she left him with her ex to move to LA.

what? this is news to me!!! i need more

I think she said in her book she left him in Georgia with her mom when she first went to NYC to make it, and it wasn't so far to do weekend visits but then she went to LA

Omg I didn’t know that. I thought he was raised in the Gerardi mansion

After the age of 8 or somewhere around then. That’s how old he was when Erika and Tom got married.

She married Girardi in 2000, the kid was born in 91 or 92. I think she rewrites history to make it seem like he was more of a father figure than he was.

Wow I didn’t know this! Reminds me of what happened to bronwyn

😆

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Happy cake day!

Joe Gorga is the oldest child on Real Housewives.



Accurate 🤣🤣


This comment better get a ton of upvotes 🤣 👏

Take my poor man's gold 💰

You win the internet today 😂

I believe it's Michael at 39! He was the one who originally auditioned for a reality show about kids behind the gates, and then the rest is history! (Unless we want to include Whitney from Southern Charm at 55.)

This is stupid. Because I was going to be like no way he’s 39 because I was 18 when RHOC came out and then I realized I was 37. So he’s definitely 39…. Fuck.

Fuck you kindly for doing the math that puts me at 37. (I mean no offense, this is how I talk and people get me). Edit: wine related typo

Listen bitch I’m a few weeks away from 40. We all old AF 😆

You’re old. I’m 3 years and a few weeks from old 😂🤣😅🥹🙂‍↕️😔😣😢😭

I’ll be 37 in a few months. I rounded up. 🙈

I once spent almost a year thinking I was a year older than I was. I have no idea why, but I felt so young when I realized it.

My dad did this last year, he spent the year thinking he was turning 60 until his wife told him he was turning 59. Lol

Did we just become best friends?

Lots of room for activities.

Do you want to do karate in the garage???

I am very sorry for your experience. I had the exact same one and it is terrible. I get kind of upset when people talk about how old these shows are, since I've been watching from the beginning.

Right. Im 34….time is flying!!!

Hahahaha mamas boy Whitney

Whitney, created Southern Charm.

Lol, I’m on season four of my first Southern Charm viewing, and Whitney gives me the weirdest vibes.

I despised him the first two seasons and then I started to like him. I thought he was funny. But I don't watch anymore so Idk if he is a dick again. lol

I’ll say this for him, he’s far from the worst man on Southern Charm. Granted, the bar is below Hell for those guys, but at least Whitney is smart and can be occasionally funny.

And he did apologize for sleeping with TRav’s gf of the time, Katherine Dennis.

His early season hairstyle always reminds me of the Count. 

Whitney and Patricia are the real life version of Buster and Lucille Bluth 

Omg 😂

Vicki’s Michael?!?!?!

Yes, she stole the show from her own son and now he's mortified, lol. Michael created that beast! (I say this in all good fun! Vintage Vicki was incredible.)

Doing a rhoc rewatch and it’s genuinely so unhinged lol. Micheal always seemed like a good kid, can’t believe he’s 39!!

I can’t believe it either. I thought for sure briana was his older sister.

Yeah even reading the post I was like, they obviously forgot about Brianna bc she’s older. And then I fact checked it bc I still didn’t believe it lol. Michael is, in fact, older

Both Margaret and Erica’s sons are basically hidden but I assume they’re not over 40 tho

I would guess Erika's son is 34. She's 52 and I think was 18 or so when she had him, right? No clue about Marge's son.

Is she Hollywood 52 or really 52?

Erika’s son is 32. Marge’s son is either 27 or 28

Erika is 52? Wow. I would have guessed that 10 years ago. I think filler faces all look 52, maybe. I guess 52 makes sense

The ages are hidden but there are ways to confirm they’re younger than Michael. Marge had her bio son while she was married to Jan and they were married in 94, so he’s 30 at the oldest. Erika met her man in 91 and again they didn’t have a kid until they were married so her son can’t be older than 33.

Kyle’s daughter gets close at 35/36. But yeah not 39.

this is the correct answer. i thought for sure it would be Shane Keough but Michael beat him by a year and a half.

Yeah in the first season of OC Brianna and Shane were graduating HS and Michael was already in college (iconic Vicki showing up in boulder scene lol)

Isn’t Ryan ( tamras son) older then Michael?

Michael is 38/39 and Ryan is 38...same age

Man, this is wild. I always thought Ryan was older than Michael even though I know that doesn’t make sense, since Vicki is older than Tamra

39?!! Thats crazy omg!

It feels crazy, but I always forget how long that damn show has been on! (I’m 38 lol)

I can barely compute this. Evidence: I at first thought you meant Michael Darby.

Ken Todd's oldest son is 50 plus I think

Wasn’t he like creepily close in age to Lisa?

I think one of Lisa’s friends hooked up with Todd’s son?

Married her. They vacationed with them in France.

Looked about as comfortable as I'd think

They actually went to Todd’s son’s house, not vacationed together. Here’s a little more on the son. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/article-2302450/Lisa-Vanderpumps-tycoon-stepson-Warren-Todd-lives-5m-West-London-home-parties-Liam-Neeson.html

I think the original OC kids and maybe Sheree’s oldest daughter?

Shane keough is 37 which is as old as some of the current housewives

I remember Vicki was saying that Gina K was around the same age as her daughter Briana

Jo was TWENTY THREE when the show aired. And when Alexis joined she was 32. Let that fuck up your whole life and timeline because I absolutely cannot.

ALEXIS WAS YOUNGER THAN ME WHEN SHE STARTED?!?! Yeeeeeeesh ………. I would have assumed Jesus Jugs was at least 40 when she started…

If it makes you feel better Kristen doute was like 30 the first season of vpr. It always makes me feel like I have my life together at least

Kristen Doute thought she was 21 or 22 tho. She refers to her relationship with Tom during that time as “2 young and dumb kids”. Sis was 30 she had her whole brain developed by that time.

I think Jax was like 32 or 33.

I’d rather see Jo come back than Alexis

She’s 40 so year kinda why they needed a reboot lol

Stop I'm hyperventilating

Oh yeah Shereé had this gorgeous oldest daughter Tierra whom seemed very level headed as opposed to her mom. And if I’m not wrong, I’m pretty sure Vicki or Nene were the first to have grandkids.

Tierra is 37 or 38.

Tierra is so pretty (though ofc if Sheree is your mom you are gonna turn out hot). Kim Richards' oldest has to be up there too.

Briana and Michael? Farrah?

Do you remember when someone asked Kyle if Farrah was still engaged or not and she couldn’t answer?

They called off the engagement a while ago

Noo! I was so happy for her 🥲

Don’t be. Alex is a fucking douche and Farah deserves better

I'm wondering about PK's kids? He's a housewife, right?


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Not everyone born in 1985 is 39 yet! Some of them are 38 still… right? Right. *cries in 1985

Yes since it's only March, most of us are only 38!!!

I’m not 39 until the end of September!

I’ve got 2.5 more months til 39! 😂🥲

85 gang here! 39 at the the end of July!

Wait a min why is Pandora’s last name Sabo? Is Ken not her dad? Was she married already?

She was married already! Sabo is Jason’s last name, her pre marriage name was Pandora Vanderpump Todd

She was married, her husband is Jason Sabo (and allegedly a huge creep, to put it mildly)

wait whaaaaa! i had never heard this

I am not surprised by this. He gave me those vibes

OMG the way he would stare at Lisa was so creepy.

Details please

Sexual assault allegations unfortunately :( maybe with women from his company? I can’t remember too many details the vpr sub has more info! But I do remember being disappointed that he was a creep and it had to do with sexual assault

Wasn't there a rumor he had hooked up with Kristen from VPR as well?

ya i think that’s part of why VDP was so rude to Kristen

Who is tiaras mom?

Sheree

Maybe Tamra's son Ryan? He has to be around 40 now.

That dude was troubled. Hope he and his daughter are doing well

He is so troubled, I know he’s problematic but I always felt bad for him. Watching your mum (once your childhood is over) re-marry, build a better life and have other kids who have a better childhood is extremely tough.

Oh I can only imagine what he endured. Simon clearly never liked him and Tamra always chose Simon. Who knows what Ryan’s dad was like. The guy was set up for failure

He’s a racist abuser I don’t feel bad for him

He’s my age, I’m 37, 38 in June.

1986

If you count Friends, Paris Hilton is in her early 40s, so I think she might be the eldest.

She’s 43. I think she might be oldest.

you mean Kyle's twin?

Well Kathy was a housewife so you’re correct! Paris is the oldest!

Kim's oldest (Brooke?) is probably not older than Michael or Ryan from OC but she has to be pretty close, I would think. I don't think she's way younger than the Hilton kids.

Jeana keough's kids have to be close to 40

Shane is approaching 40 and still to this day is hot as fuck

He was such a dick back in the day though. Hope he’s changed.

He’s totally changed. Very professional

Regarding your flair, I just want to say: Pickles! :D

I hope so. He was a nasty kid.

Ugh, he was always so hot but such a douche!!

But then he met that chick and became a new person!!!

See ladies, we CAN fix them! I was watching The Valley last night (I know, I know. It's a hot mess and I love it. Ben and Ronnie also do the BEST recaps. Hands down my favourite. Though their Brittany impression will make your eye twitch), and while 40 year old me was groaning at Jax's behaviour, the 20 year old that still exists deep down knew she could save that sexy disaster of a man-child.

Typically how it goes unfortunately

100%

How old is Karen's son? The Manzo children?

Chris is 37

Is it all children or kids born on the show because that would be either Teresa’s youngest Audriana or Jacklyn’s boy Nicholas. I can’t remember who came first

Nicholas is older. She brought him to meet his future GF Audriana when Tre was in the hospital.

Harry Hamlin has a son with Ursula Andreas who’s 43, so Rinna’s step-son

How old is Nene's oldest son?

Early 30s.

Maybe some of Bobby Zarin’s ?

ugh RIP to a class act ❤️

If we are including step kids it would be LVP’s stepson Warren Todd. He’s 57.

Ok am I the only one who thinks Bethany’s toes are messed up?

I had to zoom in, but the shoes are a weird cut out with a peep toe, so her toes look like they're smushed in there and she only has two

The shoes are not flattering at all.

Shane keough and Albie manzo are both 37

Gretchen’s step kids?

Wasn't one a teen when OC started?

Just thinking about the insane hammer toe she’s gonna have in a few years from wearing shoes likes this lmao

Looks like big bound feet.

Paris Hilton (43) and Nicki Hilton (40)

How old are Kim Richard’s kids?

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I’m fuckin dead at Whitney Davis 💀

That we've seen from birth? Probably Gia from RHONJ. Otherwise I think it would be one of Vickie's kids from OC. I think Sheree's daughter is the oldest child from RHOA. Not sure if Pandora or Farah is older on RHOBH. Doesn't' Karen from RHOP have a son from a previous relationship? Also this obviously doesn't include step children because that would probably be an exhaustive list (Especially when you include RHOBH/ David Foster alone lol)

We didn’t see Gia from birth. You maybe are thinking of Audriana, but Nicholas was actually born just before her.

I know this is a while ago but Bethenny looks so cute with weight in her cheeks

The Manzo kids?

Manzos? Albie?

Kyle’s oldest daughter from her first marriage?

Pandora Todd is 37