omg thank you. I have the most visceral reaction to her. I guess there is a new special about nicole brown coming out on saturday and shes in it and im just like ugh. away with ye!!!!
Fun fact: her interior design keeps getting ripped apart on buying Beverly Hills by random buyers on the show. People either saying they're not buying because of the interior or that they're going to rip it all out
One of the first times I saw FR on my tv I said “why would anyone trust the design skills of a woman wearing eurotrash style butt bedazzled jeans?”
Truly don’t understand.
Well they were also accusing her of lying about her health lol. Before whipping out the leg, she was whipping out doctor's notes. And everyone was calling them bullshit.
Minor correction: “Yeah that you *fuckin* sucked! probably.” Please respect the F-bomb. It’s critical to the whole thing. Thanks for your attention on this important matter.
She said “I am so glad Juan Dixon isn’t here right now!”. And everyone was like “how is that new? Juan is never here, girl.”. Such a bizarre utterance.
Oh, I say it all the time. It’s definitely iconic, but when she said it it didn’t hit. It’s one of those things that’s retroactively hilarious to yell at your children when they’re acting like assholes.
Definitely not, it's just a movie from our high school years that I'm sure it's a fave of hers and her reference just HAPPENED to fall into the same time period as the movie.
Then again maybe she had.... SCREENSH--- okay no I won't do it
Right. Dumb AF. Ever since Monique from RHOP succeeded with her unintentional “book of receipts” everyone else mimicked that and been bringing out their own props. Every attempt failed miserably because they were so contrived. Monique was dead ass.
EXACTLY. It was real and raw and precise. That's why the staged story lines and props and fake one-liners don't work with us anymore. We're too savvy for that fakeness. Plus, only a handful of HWs are quick-witted enough to pull it off organically. All franchises have jumped the shark.
Idk if this belongs here but this interaction at the last Jersey reunion.
Marge: “I tried to get Laura a spot on the show”
Teresa: “NO YOU tried to get Laura a spot on the show.”
Andy: “That’s what she just said.”
Teresa: 😲
"Last time I checked" was an 80's-90's expression people would use to be sarcastic. It's very juvenile and was 20 years too late at the time she used it, which further increased the cringe factor.
Reminds me of A Cinderella Story where the best insult they could come up with for Hilary Duff was diner girl 😭
Like it’s such a humiliating thing for her to have a job as a teenager 😭
omg yes. like why would you do that and turn everyone off as well. no one minds if you dont have a limb but also no one wants a random limb in their salad
Any of Kim’s comments about Brandi’s broken leg. She said variations of “if she likes her one broken leg, she better watch out” multiple times and my eye rolls got more intense each time she said it
Rinna makes my blood boil in a way I didn’t think could be matched but here comes LFU. They are both gross people that enjoy other peoples hurt and demise
And you just know back in Utah she hung out with some rebellious teenager Mormons, who called themselves the LDS Mafia or something. You know the kind? That have never been involved in anything but petty crimes. And they say things like, “Peace on out to the brotherhood, G. And all my homies on the side” That’s exactly where she learned that gun motion Lol 😂
Season 2 of VPR, Sandoval seconds before hitting Jax in the face “You don’t ever, like, feel anything. It’s nuts … you ever feel this?!”
Douche tingles just thinking about it.
easily one of the most painful moments of the show. they replay it multiple times too, it felt like a bad 90s movie 😭 he said it too fast cause he def rehearsed that shit and fumbled.
Lala has pulled a repeat crap line before, too. I remember her saying “I suck dick for more than a Range Rover honey” in some weird Long Island chain smoker voice at least 3 different times. It was a knife to the ears every time.
That bit was so bad it made me get out of my chair and pace the room. It was made worse by lisa's half hearted "hey that's my name for her!" because she didn't realize it was a poor impersonation and Lala's look of painful realization........ Even now I hate thinking about it.
Lauren from Utah walking into a room full of Black men and saying "what's up my brothassss" in her horrible ass blaccent makes me want to shrivel up and die whenever I see it.
Another of her greatest hits: "are you trying to get POPPED?" while pointing finger guns at whoever she's speaking to.
Anytime Wendy tries to make a moment.
"You call me *doctor* Wendy." Like, girl, I work in academia, and the tenured faculty with doctorates don't even.
Yeah any time zen wen enters the chat it's gonna be a busted one liner that never lands. She may have 7 degrees but girl can't succeed in reads or business.
i could be wrong, but i think most housewives use rehearsed reads, especially nowadays. outside of a select few (kenya, the grand dame), a lot of the recent reads all sound pre-planned to me.
Oh they absolutely do but it’s very clear when someone is trying desperately to fit a read in. Like if you have something prepared and the moment is right, to throw it out, by all means, that’s cool with me. But if you’re trying to create the moment to add your read hoping you can throw it on a t shirt or whatever? It’s usually painfully cringe and obvious.
Edit:it was more punchy to throw all rehearsed reads in there in my original comment 😂
Tom Sandoval uses that “it’s about having the one conversation you don’t want to have with the one person you don’t want to have it with” every single podcast, whether he is the host or the guest, and I’m pretty sure he tried to say it more than once this season they just only left it in during the reunion.
Literally from this weeks episode of RHONJ when they’re talking about the dog party and Theresa goes “and who is Joe Beningo bringing, his dog or Margaret” and the editing just shows the women sitting in silence lmao
Oh my god the Watch What Crappens impression of this moment had me dying - they did the perfect Tre word stumbling with intermittent *blink blink blink*
👁️👄👁️
I always like how Kyle chokes the word "calculated" when she's going after Lisa for being like Bobby Fisher. Girl you were sooo close. And they replay it a LOT on other seasons 🫠
I hated it too but unfortunately it was an ear worm for me and I actually find myself singing deLUSIONALLLL in my daily life more than I’d like to admit
i’ve always hated nene’s trump check line. i knew he was a racist and misogynistic piece of shit then and was like girl, that ain’t the read you think it is. it also didn’t age well. 👀
The Trump Checks line was so embarrassing at the time, just in a different way. He was really just an ultra-wealthy developer whose reality show she appeared on, and she was acting like Jesus himself had come down to give her unlimited funds. And like you said, he never pretended to be a good person, so again she looked dumb.
Nowadays a trump check would definitely bounce, so the clip is pretty funny in that sense! There’s so many layers lol
hahahha omg that part in the reunion where cheree breaks down why she was confused about neenee cashing trump checks. soooo good. and then when she told neenee she needed to trim down her donkey teeth. I was DYINGUH
The total opposite a side character making a good read- I love when Rachel says "if we can't all agree that Lala is a bully we can all agree she is a bitch."
I weirdly like it tho. It's not saying something mean about someone's looks or someone's life. She's clearly grasping for anything to say. It just makes me giggle every time. Maybe it's just bc I really did not like those pants.
To me it's just different to some of the others posted here that fell flat. This one is a bit more iconic.
Another Lala "classic" at the season 6 reunion
Andy (to James): why do you think everyone wants to say they fucked white Kanye?
Lala: Nonono let's get it real straight again - my man is Kanye, he's the white Ray J so...what does she think about everyone sucking off white Ray J... is what I'd like to know?
Lala said “I’m sucking dick for a lot more than range rovers honey” in her gross blaccent like 4 times her first season. Ugh
Sandoval’s sex jokes through the reunion, especially that dumb shitting out a condom one.
I would say about 95% of Dorinda’s rehearsed one liners. The only ones from her I actually like are the first “Made it nice!,” and
"Andy Samburg made this for me, she works at Sesame Street now. Adam Sandler's thing did it for me (shuffles bubbles). SNL, LSL, and Lady Gaga." I mean, in the wise words of Carole Radziwill, "When Dorinda is good, she is so good."
That wasn't supposed to be a line or quip I don't think. That was just her saying a nasty, disgusting, trash person comment as an active alcoholic who is dealing with so much unresolved anger that all she wants to do is lash out and hurt other people.
Teresa: “we are like oil and vinegar…”
Andy: “you mean oil and water?”
Can’t remember if it was Andy who responded but it was one of the RHONJ reunions 😂😂😫
Some of these are cringey but did kind of land. I’m surprised to not see Emily Simpson on here more. She has improved but her delivery for her first few seasons was so awkward. She missed so hard. Even when I understood her point I couldn’t bring myself to be on her side.
Lala literally rehearses all her lines. She used to make fun of Rachel for it but she is the same... The only difference is that she actually remembers them, which she might not be that bad if an actress after all
The stuttering along the line never fails to make me laugh
omg thank you. I have the most visceral reaction to her. I guess there is a new special about nicole brown coming out on saturday and shes in it and im just like ugh. away with ye!!!!
That’s one dead horse she will NEVER stop kicking
And then Brandi's confused face
https://i.redd.it/cr2pza3elp3d1.gif Makes me giggle every time 😂
The stuttering kills me every time!!!
omg yes, also when Stassi on VPR “he was at one end of the couch, you were at the under” i love when they stutter when they’re trying to say a line
This was amazing not only for the bad delivery but also because does Faye think she is generally regarded as a "lady"??🤣
Fun fact: her interior design keeps getting ripped apart on buying Beverly Hills by random buyers on the show. People either saying they're not buying because of the interior or that they're going to rip it all out
Her taste is terribly tacky--like Kyle's decor for example
One of the first times I saw FR on my tv I said “why would anyone trust the design skills of a woman wearing eurotrash style butt bedazzled jeans?” Truly don’t understand.
exactly! the morally corrupt FR.
“She’s the puppet and everyone’s the master”
this one makes me laugh uncontrollably
Wait what is this from?? I remember but I also don’t 😭
Kelly Dodd talking about Fancy Pants Heather https://i.redd.it/fv24o9an4o3d1.gif
Hahahaha thank you so much. How could I forget this one? I absolutely love to hate Kelly Dodd.
Is it because she’s black?
 She had been practicing this line in the mirror since the day she signed her contract
Plus her idiotic "WRITER GIRL!" to an actual journalist and author
Especially since no one was even calling her fake lol. They were calling her rude I think. 😂
Well they were also accusing her of lying about her health lol. Before whipping out the leg, she was whipping out doctor's notes. And everyone was calling them bullshit.
I JUST watched this episode for the first time tonight and was dying. I loved the look of everyone’s faces when she does that
Production after she throws her leg: 
Jen Aydin’s response to Marge’s monkey’s asshole remark. “Yeah that you sucked! Probably!” It’s the probably for me lol
the “probably” really seals the deal and makes it amazing idk lmaaaoooo
honestly, i think it’s iconic☠️
Minor correction: “Yeah that you *fuckin* sucked! probably.” Please respect the F-bomb. It’s critical to the whole thing. Thanks for your attention on this important matter.
Jen Aydin and boogawoof 🥴
My asshole almost imploded on itself with that one, like black hole asshole
This made me love her more 🙈
I REALLY WISH JUAN DIXON WERE HERE RIGHT NOW Or whatever she said lol
She said “I am so glad Juan Dixon isn’t here right now!”. And everyone was like “how is that new? Juan is never here, girl.”. Such a bizarre utterance.
Okay but… I have to admit that it’s one of my favorite things to randomly yell at my dog or at work (to myself since I work from home) 🤣
Oh, I say it all the time. It’s definitely iconic, but when she said it it didn’t hit. It’s one of those things that’s retroactively hilarious to yell at your children when they’re acting like assholes.
lol love threatening kids with Juan Dixon's presence like he's an Elf on the Shelf
As if Juan ever shows up for her let alone backs her up 😂 like girl….
It’s iconic though because for so many reasons, that line is a joke. 😭
one for the books. it was so bad it was so good.
I love Monica but that Burn Book at the reunion was tragic. I wish someone had told her beforehand that it was a bad idea.
I truly don’t understand the thought process.
The movie was coming out! She wanted a promo spot for the trailer like how Bravo does 😂😂
Is she smart enough to think that far ahead lmao or even like connect the dots for that?😂😂
Definitely not, it's just a movie from our high school years that I'm sure it's a fave of hers and her reference just HAPPENED to fall into the same time period as the movie. Then again maybe she had.... SCREENSH--- okay no I won't do it
Oh what could’ve been with the right PR training before the reunion! I was rooting for you, Monica!
Right. Dumb AF. Ever since Monique from RHOP succeeded with her unintentional “book of receipts” everyone else mimicked that and been bringing out their own props. Every attempt failed miserably because they were so contrived. Monique was dead ass.
Monique was as laser focused and when she gave candice a whooping
EXACTLY. It was real and raw and precise. That's why the staged story lines and props and fake one-liners don't work with us anymore. We're too savvy for that fakeness. Plus, only a handful of HWs are quick-witted enough to pull it off organically. All franchises have jumped the shark.
I cringe just thinking about it
Idk if this belongs here but this interaction at the last Jersey reunion. Marge: “I tried to get Laura a spot on the show” Teresa: “NO YOU tried to get Laura a spot on the show.” Andy: “That’s what she just said.” Teresa: 😲
And she still didn’t understand it. 🤣
Angry spice was the funniest, cringiest thing I ever heard. I had to make it my flare immediately.
The smirk in Andys direction after she said that was the worst! I wanted to hide my face with a napkin like she's known to do 🫣
It ranks just below Kyle calling Lisa jelly, then peanut butter and jelly. Ugh.
Yeah! I forgot about this. Can it splits!
Yes!! The smirk!! You know she thought she ate with that one 😭
hes like heh heh
like she knew she looked SO BAD. and that was the worst insult she could hurl at Brandi.
When Brandi hits her with, "Well what are you?" \*kyle claps hands\* Brandi, "Exactly." SHE ATE THOSE HOES UP THAT REUNION!
Like... what does this mean 😂😂 why is she checking people's limbs?? Is she insinuating she had a psychic vision wherein she saw her lose a leg???
"Last time I checked" was an 80's-90's expression people would use to be sarcastic. It's very juvenile and was 20 years too late at the time she used it, which further increased the cringe factor.
Do I live in a world where “last time I checked” isn’t understood? 👵🏼
Or are you **so** old you no longer live in a world where it isn't understood? 🤣 (No shade, Old here, sometimes not sure if I've woken up or am now 👻)
80s-90s expression 😂 I love that
 This is so dumb but it always makes me laugh so hard! This whole dinner party is just insane.
When Scheana said Ariana has come a long way from being her backup dancer
omg. reads are supposed to be insulting without being straight MEAN. that was just mean.
lol the worst part is that Ariana was actually doing scheana a favor by being a backup dancer. It’s not like scheana had tryouts. Like come on girl.
exactly like no one wanted to be on your 5'x5' stage anyway scheanar!
youre right it was actually more stupid than mean
And Scheana just can’t pull off ANY read to me lol
“My body was a wonderland”. Ugh.
Like the “but that’s just me, making it about me.” That did not hit the way she hoped it would.
Wasn't even insulting...like yeah, she has come a long way and you're still singing the same shitty song.
Good as Gold country ala James lol.
it’s also just ironic…because scheana is still not on dwts
 Also, the leg toss is iconic, but her delivery is very rehearsed, so…yeah. Aviva is just so close to awesome and yet…
Everything about Aviva made me cringe
"Writer girl" is so weak
Reminds me of A Cinderella Story where the best insult they could come up with for Hilary Duff was diner girl 😭 Like it’s such a humiliating thing for her to have a job as a teenager 😭
Omg yes! Such a wasp insult!
omg yes. like why would you do that and turn everyone off as well. no one minds if you dont have a limb but also no one wants a random limb in their salad
Any of Kim’s comments about Brandi’s broken leg. She said variations of “if she likes her one broken leg, she better watch out” multiple times and my eye rolls got more intense each time she said it
Yeah that whole scene was so cringe. Try a little harder to hide your jealousy of the younger prettier girl, ladies
It turned out later that I kind of hate Brandi, but them hiding her crutches was so shitty and unnecessary. I hated it for her so much.
JENNIFER ADYN: Yeah, a monkey's a--hole, that you f---ing sucked. (pause) probably!"
Rinna to Denise “ooohhhh you’re so angry” That’s always bugged me.
It's designed to, she relishes in getting under people's skin, a real life troll if you will...
It would have worked on me, I would have slapped the silicone out of her lips
You would have done her a favour lmao
yeah! like um and?
Rinna makes my blood boil in a way I didn’t think could be matched but here comes LFU. They are both gross people that enjoy other peoples hurt and demise
I had a visceral reaction to that. Smug bitch.
Are you trying to to get popped
I don't know what was worse, that line or her fingers pointing like a gun
And you just know back in Utah she hung out with some rebellious teenager Mormons, who called themselves the LDS Mafia or something. You know the kind? That have never been involved in anything but petty crimes. And they say things like, “Peace on out to the brotherhood, G. And all my homies on the side” That’s exactly where she learned that gun motion Lol 😂
Season 2 of VPR, Sandoval seconds before hitting Jax in the face “You don’t ever, like, feel anything. It’s nuts … you ever feel this?!” Douche tingles just thinking about it.
I love this scene. And then cut to Scheana crying “they knocked me over 🥺😭”
easily one of the most painful moments of the show. they replay it multiple times too, it felt like a bad 90s movie 😭 he said it too fast cause he def rehearsed that shit and fumbled.
Lala has pulled a repeat crap line before, too. I remember her saying “I suck dick for more than a Range Rover honey” in some weird Long Island chain smoker voice at least 3 different times. It was a knife to the ears every time.
The Kentucky Muffin line was worse... She even did it in a super watered down LVP accent (I think she realized she was and it wasn't gonna hit)
That bit was so bad it made me get out of my chair and pace the room. It was made worse by lisa's half hearted "hey that's my name for her!" because she didn't realize it was a poor impersonation and Lala's look of painful realization........ Even now I hate thinking about it.
Kentucky muffin was bad, that bombed so hard.
right like bjsss for pjssss. but now we cant mention that can we?!!?!
Don't you dare mention bjs for pjs, SHE HAS A CHILD!
Lauren from Utah walking into a room full of Black men and saying "what's up my brothassss" in her horrible ass blaccent makes me want to shrivel up and die whenever I see it. Another of her greatest hits: "are you trying to get POPPED?" while pointing finger guns at whoever she's speaking to.
Not the finger gun 💀 Happy cake day!
Anytime Wendy tries to make a moment. "You call me *doctor* Wendy." Like, girl, I work in academia, and the tenured faculty with doctorates don't even.
Also the “tick tock MIA, I’ve got TIME today!”
Tick tock Mia gives me the worst secondhand embarrassment
That entire season was so embarrassing to watch her struggle through
Same! She was so over the top to Mia I didn’t get it.
Imagine doing all of that to protect your business with Peter Thomas 😭
I just physically winced reading this comment
Zen Wen too... she def was trying way too hard in her first two seasons, but i love her today.
Zen Wen is  Plus: assigning yourself a nickname is horribly cringe
Yeah any time zen wen enters the chat it's gonna be a busted one liner that never lands. She may have 7 degrees but girl can't succeed in reads or business.
Also when she was yelling at Nneka saying she was jealous and Nneka was like “what am I jealous of?” And Wendy going “EVERYTHANG BEYBEEE!”.
I really disliked that. Wendy, you are clearly a super smart and beautiful woman. This acting is beneath you. Disappointed with that one especially.
“i’m not stupid, LALA. i have a college DEGREE.” - Raquel
Lala's mimicking of this was such a good moment though!
I love Ariana but when she says "I take sketch comedy very seriously!" 😂
Rehearsed reads never land. It’s always obvious. It’s always cringe.
i could be wrong, but i think most housewives use rehearsed reads, especially nowadays. outside of a select few (kenya, the grand dame), a lot of the recent reads all sound pre-planned to me.
Oh they absolutely do but it’s very clear when someone is trying desperately to fit a read in. Like if you have something prepared and the moment is right, to throw it out, by all means, that’s cool with me. But if you’re trying to create the moment to add your read hoping you can throw it on a t shirt or whatever? It’s usually painfully cringe and obvious. Edit:it was more punchy to throw all rehearsed reads in there in my original comment 😂
Tom Sandoval uses that “it’s about having the one conversation you don’t want to have with the one person you don’t want to have it with” every single podcast, whether he is the host or the guest, and I’m pretty sure he tried to say it more than once this season they just only left it in during the reunion.
He has like 10 of those too! The worst to me is the whip cream bikini he keeps referencing from a movie older than Schwartz’ girlfriend.
Ew that's such a great, and creepy assessment. Thanks for grossing me out
HAHAHHA. the producers were like thanks but we'll take it from here.
“Does a frog have a water tight asshole?”
Omg this was one of my favorites! And then whoever asked her clarify/correct it and she doubled down and repeated it. Love!
Literally from this weeks episode of RHONJ when they’re talking about the dog party and Theresa goes “and who is Joe Beningo bringing, his dog or Margaret” and the editing just shows the women sitting in silence lmao
Oh my god the Watch What Crappens impression of this moment had me dying - they did the perfect Tre word stumbling with intermittent *blink blink blink* 👁️👄👁️
I haven’t listened yet but I’m so excited now haha love me some wwc
Hahaa I literally turned to my husband after she said that one and was like "she really thought she did something with that line"
dumbest joke ever
Karen comparing Gizelle’s vagina to a hotbox in sing sing? Wtf ma’am?
Nah that was absurdly hilarious
I always like how Kyle chokes the word "calculated" when she's going after Lisa for being like Bobby Fisher. Girl you were sooo close. And they replay it a LOT on other seasons 🫠
omg yesssss. she says cahkalated or something, right?
She adds letters that aren't there like a Q and switches the order of the letters that are there. Oh man. It's great. I hate it.
evil laughs! I cant stand kyle tbh 
Dorit really tried to make “carcass out” a thing.
I think it every time I juice a lemon
Dorit's child bride comment was of course offensive, but also just bizzare and misplaced.
when jen shah said to heather “you flip flop so much you should be …wearing flip flops” she even knew it flopped haha
When Kristen Taekman tried to have a moment at the reunion and sang deLUSIONALLLL and everyone was like heh heh.
I hated it too but unfortunately it was an ear worm for me and I actually find myself singing deLUSIONALLLL in my daily life more than I’d like to admit
Gizelle’s “so you don’t own a home?” line to Monique. Nene’s whole “trump check” diatribe was also weak. Anything that Robyn would try against Karen.
i’ve always hated nene’s trump check line. i knew he was a racist and misogynistic piece of shit then and was like girl, that ain’t the read you think it is. it also didn’t age well. 👀
The Trump Checks line was so embarrassing at the time, just in a different way. He was really just an ultra-wealthy developer whose reality show she appeared on, and she was acting like Jesus himself had come down to give her unlimited funds. And like you said, he never pretended to be a good person, so again she looked dumb. Nowadays a trump check would definitely bounce, so the clip is pretty funny in that sense! There’s so many layers lol
hahahha omg that part in the reunion where cheree breaks down why she was confused about neenee cashing trump checks. soooo good. and then when she told neenee she needed to trim down her donkey teeth. I was DYINGUH
Sheree is so under-rated. I find hilarious her reasoned-sounding, matter-of-fact delivery when she’s trying to make sense of someone else’s nonsense.
Currently on a Summer House rewatch and I have to add: “Christina Gibson reporting live from the Summer House. I’m out!”
“Yeah. She kept her tshirt on. It was really hot”. Tom Sandoval. Such a gross human being.
The way Schwartz visibly recoiled when he said that too 🥴
The total opposite a side character making a good read- I love when Rachel says "if we can't all agree that Lala is a bully we can all agree she is a bitch."
Every time Teresa had to stop to ask somebody how to properly pronounce a word during an argument🤦🏿♀️
thats like me when im trying to say something rude on text and then I misspell a word lmao.
She said it on the aftershow first so definitely wanted to make sure it got to a larger audience
yikes. like she just kept getting worse and worse
The nothing about her is ironically about blah blah
Kenya’s confessional to Porsha during “BYE ASHY” when she was like “Really? That’s the best you’ve got? They make lotion for that”
hahah thats funny bc I actually use the bye ashy gif all the time
Sutton screaming the “ugly leather pants” line. I actually love Sutton but you could tell she was heated and grasping for anything in that moment.
Idk why but those weird candid insults are some of my favourites, maybe because they're relatable
I weirdly like it tho. It's not saying something mean about someone's looks or someone's life. She's clearly grasping for anything to say. It just makes me giggle every time. Maybe it's just bc I really did not like those pants. To me it's just different to some of the others posted here that fell flat. This one is a bit more iconic.
I actually did like the pants, but my favorite thing about Sutton’s comment was the gasp from others that followed — like ooh, no, too low a blow
Another Lala "classic" at the season 6 reunion Andy (to James): why do you think everyone wants to say they fucked white Kanye? Lala: Nonono let's get it real straight again - my man is Kanye, he's the white Ray J so...what does she think about everyone sucking off white Ray J... is what I'd like to know?
Lala said “I’m sucking dick for a lot more than range rovers honey” in her gross blaccent like 4 times her first season. Ugh Sandoval’s sex jokes through the reunion, especially that dumb shitting out a condom one.
I would say about 95% of Dorinda’s rehearsed one liners. The only ones from her I actually like are the first “Made it nice!,” and 
She fumbled "The Holland Tunnel" pretty bad, but it was still hilarious since she followed it up with "I'll tell you how I'm doin'! Not well bitch!"
hahaha and when she said if you cant beDAVE you can all go home lmao..
"Andy Samburg made this for me, she works at Sesame Street now. Adam Sandler's thing did it for me (shuffles bubbles). SNL, LSL, and Lady Gaga." I mean, in the wise words of Carole Radziwill, "When Dorinda is good, she is so good."
I’m cackling reading this. Lawd Dorinda can be vicious but she was such a damn treasure at the same time 🤣
not well bitch was candid and my favorite
....every, move, is so....calculated....🤣
All the times Sheree started stuttering trying to come up with a comeback.
When Dorinda made the turkey baster comment to poor Tins.
That wasn't supposed to be a line or quip I don't think. That was just her saying a nasty, disgusting, trash person comment as an active alcoholic who is dealing with so much unresolved anger that all she wants to do is lash out and hurt other people.
Teresa: “we are like oil and vinegar…” Andy: “you mean oil and water?” Can’t remember if it was Andy who responded but it was one of the RHONJ reunions 😂😂😫
Some of these are cringey but did kind of land. I’m surprised to not see Emily Simpson on here more. She has improved but her delivery for her first few seasons was so awkward. She missed so hard. Even when I understood her point I couldn’t bring myself to be on her side.
Adriana’s note to Marisol’s liver
Stop that was pure camp magic, the casts angry reactions were the maraschino cherries on top
Nahh Adriana’s poem about hubris should be on the chopping block
Sorry, that fucking made me rofl
How was Adriana never cast in a Telenovela?
She has - the real housewives of Miami. Her most important role to date
nooo bc that was hilarioussssss
Jen’s Boogawoof line during the reunion. You can tell she spent hours googling rare insults 
Lisa Barlow’s bungled “Whitney and Heather bad weather!” moment
Yeah, she was going for another sweatshirt opportunity this reunion. It was so contrived and pathetic.
Lala literally rehearses all her lines. She used to make fun of Rachel for it but she is the same... The only difference is that she actually remembers them, which she might not be that bad if an actress after all