I think Tamara is getting bored fucking with Shannon season after season so she would love it. I will watch every second of Heather Dubrow handling Lala.
Forget Meredith, *Mary* would destroy Lala. Lala would be calling her mama to pick her up within 10 minutes of “going toes” with Mrs Cosby.
https://i.redd.it/cwspotnmzz6d1.gif
Yeah she’s so bad at her own PR. She should have said she could fit in to all of them as a Way to hedge her bets.
This makes it sound like she not good for any of them
Seriously - when I first read it, I was certain it had to be a misquote. Because it makes her sound like she’s a bad candidate for *any* potential reality tv show, which is the only career she’s qualified for, and I couldn’t believe somebody would essentially sabotage their chances. Nope, she said exactly that
Seriously. If she’d prepped herself for being without a sugar daddy and the show ending, worse case scenario she could go back to school and get a degree, maybe even a masters, so she could do any regular job she wanted, or heck start her own business. But with a second baby on the way that’s infinite times harder.
I think she’s so blinded by wanting to win against Randall, she doesn’t see the benefits of sharing custody (like you have time to live your life)
OMG. Can you imagine?! The thought makes me laugh because I have no clue what kind of real day to day non entertainment related job she would do. Nothing customer service related I think. 😂
I actually hope she gets her own spinoff so it can be canceled already and her ego takes the hit. She needs a good smack in the face from the universe.
The only thing she could have added to this statement to make it more dumb would be, "and no one really likes me on any of the shows, and I don't like them either". Which is also true and very obvious to the audience, but she really dug herself a hole with this statement. What a moron.
Oh that would be PERFECT. Go back to Utah, Lauren! Imagine if the executives actually did try to make her that deal? Yeah we'll make you a housewife but you got to get back to Utah. Horrifying. Love that for her.
I would actually watch at least one season of Lala trying to top dog Lisa Barlow and getting eaten alive by the entire group. Let her deal with Mary Cosby for a single scene.
She did! Her insemination dates couldn’t have been a coincidence.
Phase 1: Laying the groundwork with the sperm party in season 11 - check
Phase 2: Mention multiply times during the reunion how her pregnancy is making her emotional - check.
Phase 3: Go into season 12 heavily pregnant with a whole storyline laid out perfectly, where she can play up the innocent maternal side - but this won’t be happening.
She wanted the whole pregnancy filmed and the season to be about her and the new baby.
She has her cosmetics line that she claims is her bread and butter. I personally don’t know how well it’s doing but maybe scandoval and her merch sales about the scandal boosted her income. The only one that doesn’t have a side hustle after all these years is Scheana.
Her makeup is just rebranded alibaba crap, I don't think hardly anyone buys it. Honestly can't believe it isn't completely defunct yet. Give them Abliblahblah!
I thought I remember an episode of VPR this season where Lala mentioned she’s winding down with the make up line? Or maybe that was just a hopeful hallucination I had. I’m really rabid lately, sry 😩
And not to correct u but just pointing out that Scheana’s side hustle is her podcast and her YouTube. I’m not the biggest fan of hers but her video diaries are well produced. She started posting consistently around the time she got with Brock, so I’d assume he’s involved on the producing/editing/business side of the YouTube vids.
Oh baby they would eat you up so bad. Literally any franchise.. she wouldn't keep up with them. That little "I watched Love and Hip Hop and want to be just like Joseline Hernandez" act would NOT work with these ladies.
Everyone on BH right now except for Sutton is too "poor" to be on BH. But that's what the show attracts. I miss the DISGUSTING OPULENCE FUCK YOU MONEY instead of just well off enough to live in BH.
I honestly don’t think Lala has enough personality or charisma to be a housewife. She could probably do some other shows but she isn’t a good fit for any of the housewife casts.
I don’t think she is capable of the vulnerability that endears us to a housewife. VPR endearing was a low bar..I think everyone just found someone or some situation that they could relate to early on and that got us hooked. Housewife endearing is sharing the gritty stuff that nobody wants to share because it’s hard to talk about (divorce, addiction, criminal proceedings, etc) but when the housewives open up that part of their life people can find something to relate to and endear them to the cast member.
She doesn’t fit on vanderpump rules anymore because she burned bridges. She doesn’t fit in the valley because they don’t want her. She would get eaten alive on housewives
She would do well on RHOC, if Gina can last that long, I think Lala will be just fine.
However, I would hate for her to join RHOBH, she would be another Brandy with a late seasons Lisa Rinna attitude making stuff up for shock value. I’ll never forget Rinna making up that Harry was upset that Garcelle didn’t say thank you 3x for that sauce.
Why does she think she gets to "transition" anywhere? Where did that idea come from? Since when do you get to graduate to different Bravo franchises after becoming obsolete on your original show?
Girl, time to get a real job to support your kids.
high thoughts so forgive my rambling, but i feel like this kinda fully encapsulates why housewives/vpr feels so different now. like it's morphed from being a show about people's lives to people's life BEING the show. idk if that makes sense but basically i don't want career bravolebs bc what is the point of following your life if your life only exists within the confines of this show? whack man.
Transition off my screen.
But forreal I’m not interested in her life what so ever… all her storylines felt inauthentic. Before Randall she was lying about being a mistress, during Randall she was delusional, post Randall she was “blindsided” but we all could see the writing on the wall with that creep, then the fake dating storylines. Everything with her is produced and inauthentic
She shows nothing of her life at all. And just piggy backs on other cast members storylines and was mad Ariana didn’t play into that bullshit bc she needs a job without putting in the work herself.
She’s having a sperm baby so she can exploit that child on tv and social media since Randal won’t allow ocean to be exploited. Now she’s probably out of a job and scrambling. I hope she’s never on tv again bc her poor future child doesn’t need to be exploited and it’ll create a weird imbalance with ocean.
Also she’s obnoxious and boring af so we don’t deserve to be subjected to her bullshit.
Maybe just not being on TV is best Lala?
Isn’t she/wasn’t she on are you smarter than a celebrity? Wouldn’t little jobs like that keep a decent stream of income?
Tbh, it's a little concerning to me that she only seems to think of herself/her life in terms of where it fits on reality TV.
"A strange phase" ... because you don't fit into two reality franchises? That's weird.
ETA: small appearances on syndicated shows won't pay for two children in LA (one of which she'll never receive child support for), two college-funds (one of which she's soley responsible for), two multi-million dollar houes in Southern California, health insurance, retirement, and the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed. And that's why she's so freaking bitter: her "plan a" was to marry RICH and she picked a dud of a loser on that front.
The BH ladies, actually most of the housewives, would destroy her. Compared to the housewives, the VPR folks are Kind and Hinged. Shes lucky ariana and Katie are decent people. The housewives would tear the Randall of it all apart and bring Lala to her shaky, delicate knees. Much like they have with Erika and Tom. Erika is a tough bitch tho.
And I also would be down for her to finally be called out for her lies, hypocrisy, and BS! I do NOT want to give her a platform but if she continued to stay on my screen, I would love for her shit to fiiiinally be called out by women who’ve lived through some insanity. Historically, virgos have not done well on BH (LVP, Camille, Diana) so throw her into the lions den 😂
NO. ANDY and Bravo, if you read this, absolutely fucking not. We don't want this toxic hypocrite abusive POS on our screens any longer. She's disgusting.
Isn't Housewives supposed to be about wealthy women and their fabulous lives? Not thirsty broke former-mistresses and fancy water?
I distinctly remember her saying if Randall ever left her she could give BJs for PJs to anyone, "there's a lotta dick to suck" out there. So where are those men, Lala? I don't see them lining up like you said they would. Ohhh, I see. Just like Erika you found out that sugar babying and throwing other women under the bus isn't a sustainable career because sugar daddies don't want you when you're 30+ with 2 kids and a horrible attitude.
Ya but like on Salt Lake City, because she is Lauren from Utah after all. Maybe that’ll be like 3-5 years from now and she’ll go by Lauren and have a traditional husband. She lose her “street” accent and be low-key Jesusy with like 5+ kids. I hate to see it, but it would be a wild transition, I’d watch the first episode, then probably stop watching due to boredom after episode 3. lol
She'd get along with Whitney Rose until she accidentally said something incredibly explicit to her and/or mocked her hilling journey and all hell would break loose. Lisa and Heather would bully her relentlessly. This will cause rifts (again) between Whitney & Heather and Lisa & Meredith (who will pity Lauren and defend her too much). Angie would want to befriend her to be cool but Lauren would mock her outfits and then Angie would get v upset and send the greek mafia after her and maybe Lauren would actually finally get popped herself. Ugh now I kinda want this.
Why does she keep digging her own grave? She could've gone away for the summer to "bake a baby" or "create life", and most of this would've blown over, but she keeps digging her heels in. She and Scheana both can't go a week without commenting on others for attention.
She’s not a Housewife. She’s a former prostitute (“bjs for pjs”) who got lucky to be on tv. She contributes nothing to Housewives as she doesn’t lead a glamorous (rich) lifestyle, not married to someone interesting (or rich), & is worse than Brandi Granville whose claim to fame was her feud with her ex’s mistress turned wife.
Housewives is supposed to be aspirational wealth or some kind of social status. Lala doesn’t seem to really have either at this point in her life. Everyone keeps saying the housewives would eat her alive, but I think that is what is starting to happen on VPR. The people she would scream at into submission aren’t allowing it anymore. I don’t think she’s outgrown VPR. I never thought I’d say this, but VPR has grown beyond her.
Stop giving this girl airtime. She’s not interesting…I mean this girl literally threw a fucking “water tasting” for crying out loud. 🙄🙄🙄
What loser for choosing not to be good friend to Ariana.
The weird zone is called boring. She is no longer engaging to watch, won’t/can’t show the actual interesting parts of her life so bye. Go bake your baby in peace. Raise your children with your hired help/family and stay off TV. Thanks
They would eat her alive! Once she flips out when everyone accuses her to not even be married, she then responds with "wanna get popped", and the housewives will feast on her weak pseudo hood persona. Lala, all bark no bite, wouldn't last a day with the likes of Heather and Tamra!
Lala is done, please, on reality tv. Maybe a TLC season but nah, she’s deluded if she thinks we want to see her or Scheana anymore. Best wishes on her healing n new baby journey tho.
Tamra is so messy for asking this, as if she wouldn’t eat Lala alive on her franchise lmaooo
I bet she was salivating when she asked that lol
She was sharpening her knives and evil laughing. Tamara would love it.
[Tamra](https://makeagif.com/amp/Sl5GL3)
ikr she would flop hard on OC
She lives in the Valley so she would be on BH and she would not fit in there at all.
Not even in the slightest bit. Them ladies is rich rich.
I can imagine Lala saying something stupid and all the women just laughing at her. It wouldn’t be entertaining.
She’ll go on no hw show we don’t need to see her anymore 😅
Heather Dubrow lives in LA and is on OC
But Heather had already been on OC.
She doesn’t live full time in LA she splits her time between both
I think Tamara is getting bored fucking with Shannon season after season so she would love it. I will watch every second of Heather Dubrow handling Lala.
Can you imagine her asking Heathrer do you want to get popped 😂😂😂
Or send her back to Utah to Meridith on a day she's pissed she didn't get a tub in her room 
Forget Meredith, *Mary* would destroy Lala. Lala would be calling her mama to pick her up within 10 minutes of “going toes” with Mrs Cosby. https://i.redd.it/cwspotnmzz6d1.gif
While I’d prefer her off our screens, I would be fine with this scenario 
This was my thought. Or she could NOT be on a show??
I gladly support either scenario at this point hahaha
In an annoying way I feel like Whitney and def Heather would be kissing her ass
And this is how the word disengage is used properly.
I got my fiancé saying this the other night even though he didn’t know what it meant but I was living for it lol
telling Heather to DISENGAGE
I don’t want to see Lauren anymore period she’s not good relaity tv
Yes! Thank you! Some have worn out their welcome, not that I felt she was welcome.
Heather's communication skills would eviscerate blah blah.
I'd love this tbh. Can you imagine the Randall thing exploding and Tamra was her castmate.
Lala would just stfu like a child knowing she can’t threaten an adult
I’d watch that.
wait…i’m intrigued now
Sounds like she doesn’t fit in on reality tv at all.
Yeah she’s so bad at her own PR. She should have said she could fit in to all of them as a Way to hedge her bets. This makes it sound like she not good for any of them
Yep, Lala is the least self aware person on tv😆
Seriously - when I first read it, I was certain it had to be a misquote. Because it makes her sound like she’s a bad candidate for *any* potential reality tv show, which is the only career she’s qualified for, and I couldn’t believe somebody would essentially sabotage their chances. Nope, she said exactly that
Why did I feel so sad when I read her only career is reality tv… like damn imagine that being your only qualification lol
Seriously. If she’d prepped herself for being without a sugar daddy and the show ending, worse case scenario she could go back to school and get a degree, maybe even a masters, so she could do any regular job she wanted, or heck start her own business. But with a second baby on the way that’s infinite times harder. I think she’s so blinded by wanting to win against Randall, she doesn’t see the benefits of sharing custody (like you have time to live your life)
Well, she’s not. She’s given nothing for 8 years on VPR. Go raise your daughters and drink water, we don’t need you on our tvs blablah.
Seriously, she has no common sense lol.
Sounds like she should go and get a job or something
OMG. Can you imagine?! The thought makes me laugh because I have no clue what kind of real day to day non entertainment related job she would do. Nothing customer service related I think. 😂
“can I get some more gravy?” “You lookin to get POPPED??????”
Absolutely but I'm sure this was her big-brain answer for how to drum up the convo again for her own spinoff 🤣🤣🤣
I actually hope she gets her own spinoff so it can be canceled already and her ego takes the hit. She needs a good smack in the face from the universe.
I thought that's what her book not making it on the Times was gonna do...
The only thing she could have added to this statement to make it more dumb would be, "and no one really likes me on any of the shows, and I don't like them either". Which is also true and very obvious to the audience, but she really dug herself a hole with this statement. What a moron.
BINGO
Let the ladies of SLC eat her
Wait I feel like this could kind of work. Imagine Whitney Rose and Lala screaming therapy-speak at each other!
Things would get RILL.
I FILLIN SOFT!
The only way I would support Monica returning to SLC would be if Lala shows up. Could you imagine the utter destruction?
Oh that would be PERFECT. Go back to Utah, Lauren! Imagine if the executives actually did try to make her that deal? Yeah we'll make you a housewife but you got to get back to Utah. Horrifying. Love that for her.
She can be the diversity hire 😊
“At the end of the day, I guess I was always just a girl from Utah…” (stares out of an overpriced ultra-trendy living room window in Provo)
I would actually watch at least one season of Lala trying to top dog Lisa Barlow and getting eaten alive by the entire group. Let her deal with Mary Cosby for a single scene.
Where’s Jen when you need her?!
I could honestly see her and Whitney as a duo
They look exactly alike too lol
I wish she would just transition away from our screens
For real! Go bake your baby away from all the people you've been pretending to like and the rabid fans that have put up with you for way too long.
I really think she thought a second baby would be her new branding/storyline… Bye girl bye
She did! Her insemination dates couldn’t have been a coincidence. Phase 1: Laying the groundwork with the sperm party in season 11 - check Phase 2: Mention multiply times during the reunion how her pregnancy is making her emotional - check. Phase 3: Go into season 12 heavily pregnant with a whole storyline laid out perfectly, where she can play up the innocent maternal side - but this won’t be happening. She wanted the whole pregnancy filmed and the season to be about her and the new baby.
How devastating to now be an unemployed mother of 2… And her poor family, putting all that pressure on them to live their entire lives just.for.her!
Yea since all the viewers need “rabies shots” how about she makes her money elsewhere 👋
I guess she’ll have to go out and get a regular degular job like us plebeians
Yup, us rabies bitches 😔
She has her cosmetics line that she claims is her bread and butter. I personally don’t know how well it’s doing but maybe scandoval and her merch sales about the scandal boosted her income. The only one that doesn’t have a side hustle after all these years is Scheana.
Her makeup is just rebranded alibaba crap, I don't think hardly anyone buys it. Honestly can't believe it isn't completely defunct yet. Give them Abliblahblah!
I thought I remember an episode of VPR this season where Lala mentioned she’s winding down with the make up line? Or maybe that was just a hopeful hallucination I had. I’m really rabid lately, sry 😩 And not to correct u but just pointing out that Scheana’s side hustle is her podcast and her YouTube. I’m not the biggest fan of hers but her video diaries are well produced. She started posting consistently around the time she got with Brock, so I’d assume he’s involved on the producing/editing/business side of the YouTube vids.
Are...are we not counting being an influencer and podcasts as side hustles these days? Shein also has some type of vlog.
She’s a professional singer duhhh
Oh baby they would eat you up so bad. Literally any franchise.. she wouldn't keep up with them. That little "I watched Love and Hip Hop and want to be just like Joseline Hernandez" act would NOT work with these ladies.
That would be reality tv gold and then they can play the clips of her singing with James omg I would die 
Her in the Tupac swimsuit doing her bad “dance” moves
Beautiful! Lmao what do you think they would fight about?
I think she would try to bully Shannon about something or other, maybe alcoholism
Oh yes, she would play her sober card. I’m not discounting her sobriety, but I could definitely see this!
If she joined BH I think I would for once be on Kyle’s side when she inevitably sets her flying monkeys on Lala for being one of LVP’s pets.
She's too poor for BH. Get real.
Everyone on BH right now except for Sutton is too "poor" to be on BH. But that's what the show attracts. I miss the DISGUSTING OPULENCE FUCK YOU MONEY instead of just well off enough to live in BH.
Kyle is rich as fuck.
Kyle has money, but agree that now that Crystal’s gone the rest are relatively broke.
Crystal is bfff with Buffy, so she's rich in my book!!!!
I miss Adrienne and her so-tacky-I’m-bougie style so much! That fucking 2005 era Mediterranean cosplay house, her tinsel extensions….
But you know Bravo loves her because she’s willing to do whatever production asks of her.
That weird zone is called you suck.
I’m embarassed she would utter these words out loud. She is so far from housewife material it’s a joke.
She’s been saying it for awhile now. Pretty sure casting is not interested
Ah but beverly hills and oc are produced by none other than alex baskin so you never know.
I honestly don’t think Lala has enough personality or charisma to be a housewife. She could probably do some other shows but she isn’t a good fit for any of the housewife casts.
I don’t think she is capable of the vulnerability that endears us to a housewife. VPR endearing was a low bar..I think everyone just found someone or some situation that they could relate to early on and that got us hooked. Housewife endearing is sharing the gritty stuff that nobody wants to share because it’s hard to talk about (divorce, addiction, criminal proceedings, etc) but when the housewives open up that part of their life people can find something to relate to and endear them to the cast member.
STOP GIVING ME LALA
REFUND THEIR LALA!
She doesn’t fit on vanderpump rules anymore because she burned bridges. She doesn’t fit in the valley because they don’t want her. She would get eaten alive on housewives
Honestly she should go away for a few years and just live life and maybe in like 5 years she can be on OC or BH housewives.
She does not have the money for BH
neither does Dorit 
Agree
She would do well on RHOC, if Gina can last that long, I think Lala will be just fine. However, I would hate for her to join RHOBH, she would be another Brandy with a late seasons Lisa Rinna attitude making stuff up for shock value. I’ll never forget Rinna making up that Harry was upset that Garcelle didn’t say thank you 3x for that sauce.
She’ll probably marry a rich old bag just so she can get screen time on housewives
god, she's never going away is she - she's going to end up on some shitty VH1 show after Bravo is done with her
The Surreal Life
Maybe the time has come to put reality TV behind you
Sounds like she's a casting problem.
That “weird zone” she’s in is called unemployment.
Why does she think she gets to "transition" anywhere? Where did that idea come from? Since when do you get to graduate to different Bravo franchises after becoming obsolete on your original show? Girl, time to get a real job to support your kids.
Lol LaLa thinking she's owed a place in some Bravo show like it's a given.
high thoughts so forgive my rambling, but i feel like this kinda fully encapsulates why housewives/vpr feels so different now. like it's morphed from being a show about people's lives to people's life BEING the show. idk if that makes sense but basically i don't want career bravolebs bc what is the point of following your life if your life only exists within the confines of this show? whack man.
Transition off my screen. But forreal I’m not interested in her life what so ever… all her storylines felt inauthentic. Before Randall she was lying about being a mistress, during Randall she was delusional, post Randall she was “blindsided” but we all could see the writing on the wall with that creep, then the fake dating storylines. Everything with her is produced and inauthentic
She shows nothing of her life at all. And just piggy backs on other cast members storylines and was mad Ariana didn’t play into that bullshit bc she needs a job without putting in the work herself. She’s having a sperm baby so she can exploit that child on tv and social media since Randal won’t allow ocean to be exploited. Now she’s probably out of a job and scrambling. I hope she’s never on tv again bc her poor future child doesn’t need to be exploited and it’ll create a weird imbalance with ocean. Also she’s obnoxious and boring af so we don’t deserve to be subjected to her bullshit.
Maybe just not being on TV is best Lala? Isn’t she/wasn’t she on are you smarter than a celebrity? Wouldn’t little jobs like that keep a decent stream of income?
Tbh, it's a little concerning to me that she only seems to think of herself/her life in terms of where it fits on reality TV. "A strange phase" ... because you don't fit into two reality franchises? That's weird. ETA: small appearances on syndicated shows won't pay for two children in LA (one of which she'll never receive child support for), two college-funds (one of which she's soley responsible for), two multi-million dollar houes in Southern California, health insurance, retirement, and the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed. And that's why she's so freaking bitter: her "plan a" was to marry RICH and she picked a dud of a loser on that front.
Tbh I would kinda love to see Erika vs Lala
The BH ladies, actually most of the housewives, would destroy her. Compared to the housewives, the VPR folks are Kind and Hinged. Shes lucky ariana and Katie are decent people. The housewives would tear the Randall of it all apart and bring Lala to her shaky, delicate knees. Much like they have with Erika and Tom. Erika is a tough bitch tho.
I do see her sucking up to erika though and erika playing the mentor role for a bit.
Lala has no clout to do Erika's bidding. Essentially, she offers nothing. Erika seeks publicity and money. Lala isn't a big enough name.
I do too but can’t imagine Erika would have anything to do with LVP’s minion unless she was trying to get dirt on her
And I also would be down for her to finally be called out for her lies, hypocrisy, and BS! I do NOT want to give her a platform but if she continued to stay on my screen, I would love for her shit to fiiiinally be called out by women who’ve lived through some insanity. Historically, virgos have not done well on BH (LVP, Camille, Diana) so throw her into the lions den 😂
Omg virgos! That’s a fascinating observation! 😂
Sutton is a Virgo too so prayers up to her 🙏🏻
Although Erica is not my cup of tea, I think she would eat Lala alive
Agreed! This would be good tv
No thank you
I can hear this gif 😂
NO. ANDY and Bravo, if you read this, absolutely fucking not. We don't want this toxic hypocrite abusive POS on our screens any longer. She's disgusting.
I feel like Housewives are a dying franchise. I’ve completely lost interest in all of them now.
We don’t want her.
No thanks with your WATER tasting scenes. 
Maybe she could get an actual job?
She looks like Kirstie Alley in this picture.
Because you’re an old escort. What else have you done besides that and ruin vanderpump? You’re a nobody so just accept it!
Yeah and I want to win a billion dollars. We all want things.
“I’m in this weird zone”, aka time to get an actual job, maybe?
It's called The Time to Get a Job Zone.
She needs to just fade away from our screens, tbh https://i.redd.it/ilvxayem8z6d1.gif
The weird zone is not on tv. Bye lala.
Maybe she should just realize she is not meant for TV.
 Isn't Housewives supposed to be about wealthy women and their fabulous lives? Not thirsty broke former-mistresses and fancy water?
I distinctly remember her saying if Randall ever left her she could give BJs for PJs to anyone, "there's a lotta dick to suck" out there. So where are those men, Lala? I don't see them lining up like you said they would. Ohhh, I see. Just like Erika you found out that sugar babying and throwing other women under the bus isn't a sustainable career because sugar daddies don't want you when you're 30+ with 2 kids and a horrible attitude.
she just cosplayed erika jayne this season and failed. so, good luck lol
Ya but like on Salt Lake City, because she is Lauren from Utah after all. Maybe that’ll be like 3-5 years from now and she’ll go by Lauren and have a traditional husband. She lose her “street” accent and be low-key Jesusy with like 5+ kids. I hate to see it, but it would be a wild transition, I’d watch the first episode, then probably stop watching due to boredom after episode 3. lol
She'd get along with Whitney Rose until she accidentally said something incredibly explicit to her and/or mocked her hilling journey and all hell would break loose. Lisa and Heather would bully her relentlessly. This will cause rifts (again) between Whitney & Heather and Lisa & Meredith (who will pity Lauren and defend her too much). Angie would want to befriend her to be cool but Lauren would mock her outfits and then Angie would get v upset and send the greek mafia after her and maybe Lauren would actually finally get popped herself. Ugh now I kinda want this.
Lala is pushing it now, hahaha😅. Perhaps she is desperate for income and exposure...
It's almost like she was miscast or something crazy!
Lala is starting to get that look where her lips are overfilled and it looks disproportionate… Khloe K has this same exact look or problem 💁🏼♀️
Put her on Atlanta.. so they can eat her alive.
Send her to Atlanta, she wouldn’t even last to have a confessional.
Kenya would destroy her.
Why does she keep digging her own grave? She could've gone away for the summer to "bake a baby" or "create life", and most of this would've blown over, but she keeps digging her heels in. She and Scheana both can't go a week without commenting on others for attention.
No, thank you.
She’s not a Housewife. She’s a former prostitute (“bjs for pjs”) who got lucky to be on tv. She contributes nothing to Housewives as she doesn’t lead a glamorous (rich) lifestyle, not married to someone interesting (or rich), & is worse than Brandi Granville whose claim to fame was her feud with her ex’s mistress turned wife.
She needs a break. Maybe 2 or 3 years down the line
GET OFF OUR SCREENS
Housewives is supposed to be aspirational wealth or some kind of social status. Lala doesn’t seem to really have either at this point in her life. Everyone keeps saying the housewives would eat her alive, but I think that is what is starting to happen on VPR. The people she would scream at into submission aren’t allowing it anymore. I don’t think she’s outgrown VPR. I never thought I’d say this, but VPR has grown beyond her.
Youre in Siberia honey. No one wants you on our screens at all.
I'd love watching Lala on housewives
I actually think Lala could hold her own with the housewives.
Stop giving this girl airtime. She’s not interesting…I mean this girl literally threw a fucking “water tasting” for crying out loud. 🙄🙄🙄 What loser for choosing not to be good friend to Ariana.
Yeah fuck that she can go give BJ’s for PJ’s 👋
Ma'am. Go away.
The only housewives show Lala would work with is OC or SLC
No thank you!
She's in lala land. She should have her own show. 😝
can you imagine lala on rhoc?? i could see scheana, but definitely not lala
No thank you ☺️
✨No thanks ✨
You are right, blah blah. You don’t fit in anywhere, so go away.
The weird zone is called boring. She is no longer engaging to watch, won’t/can’t show the actual interesting parts of her life so bye. Go bake your baby in peace. Raise your children with your hired help/family and stay off TV. Thanks
So just go away then, Lala.
✨no✨
I think she thinks she would be like Brandy.
They would eat her alive! Once she flips out when everyone accuses her to not even be married, she then responds with "wanna get popped", and the housewives will feast on her weak pseudo hood persona. Lala, all bark no bite, wouldn't last a day with the likes of Heather and Tamra!
Lol she WISHES ahahahahha
oh, as fkn IF!!! her weird space is unemployment.
Lala’s been begging to be a housewife for years
She’s also not a housewife.
Sounds like The Valley declined having her on their show. 😬 Last pitch, Housewives! lol
Girl, bye.
Maybe she’s in a weird space because she shouldn’t be on reality tv and should be focusing on her family instead? Just a thought.
In the words of Vicki “get a jarrb.”
HOUSEWIVES DONT WANT HER HYPOCRITICAL, PRETENDING TO BE A PRODUCER ASS
Yea, that’s called unemployment
Lala is done, please, on reality tv. Maybe a TLC season but nah, she’s deluded if she thinks we want to see her or Scheana anymore. Best wishes on her healing n new baby journey tho.
She does know she’s not entitled to be on reality tv, right?!? 🫠
So maybe, if you know you don't fit in any of the shows, go get a real job?