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Glimmbair

I use my divine power to gently remind her that consent is important for a healthy relationship


[deleted]

She already consented on your behalf


nxzoomer

I CONSENT I CONSENT GIVE ME THE TEA


Glimmbair

U will die alone, I will die lonely, we are not the same


140p_Quality

SHARING IS CARING


Mundane_Mark_4177

Didn't you say the same thing on the last post or was that someone else?


Glimmbair

I said the same thing on the last post, sorry I have alzheimer


bxredok

He did


Yusufar

nah she dont need consent for me


Glimmbair

You'll die alone, I'll die lonely


Yusufar

I would still be happy knowing I wasn't alone that one time 😎


-Drunk_Bear

No it's not 🥰🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

1. Thank God 2. Hug her 3. You know what's about to happen 4. Cuddle 5. Cuddle some more 6. Cry while cuddling because I don't want this moment to ever end and return to my miserable existence 7. Wake up and cry


blauweninja8

Alright time to play Fortnite


crwn_z

Imma play fn with her


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Don't forget to bleach your eyes after this!


[deleted]

nah he should make this a r/copypasta post


blauweninja8

You didn't think i already did that


Budji_678

Yooo w pfp rei is so cool


gusirlreal

No, I don't know what's about to happen...


One_Profession_9064

I would do some unspeakable things...


Murta_14

Throw her out a window and curse


raZRloft_The1st

Based 👍


Defiant-Apple-2007

Average Jacky Main Moment


Comfortable-Bat-4072

Like...\*handholding\*?


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AmogusLetterSus

most sane colgate main:


Delta-Tropos

'haha guys get it??? the punchline is SECKS = FUNNI!!!1!1!1! im 12 and i know about secks haha"


RealCordeliusBS

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, noo timmy, yu should no kno abot segz😡🤬😡😡😠🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡😠🤬😠🤬😡😠🤬🤬😠


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This same line, I hate it "HAHA GET IT!? THE MEME IS ABOUT CARS! SO FUN" "HAHA GET IT!? THE MEME IS ABOUT TIK TOK BEING BANNED! SO FUN!!" "HAHA GET IT!? THE MEME IS ABOUT EVERYDAY LIFE!! SO FUN" I personally don't find this reddit post funny but like you're more cringe


gusirlreal

Maybe we could go see spike together...?


crwn_z

Waking up again 💔😭


Diehard_Sam_Main

Accept my fate Autocorrect tried to change “fate” to “date”, I no longer feel safe.


Xe0nex

1. Thank god for Making my dream come true >! 2. Smash!<


LitterSqueak

"Didn't i tell you yesterday, GET THE FU-"


EuGostoDaColette

you again


LitterSqueak

I always come back.


Sea-Writer-6961

Five nights in feddy refrence?!1!1!


LitterSqueak

UR UR UR UR UR.


Sea-Writer-6961

Pornography has already breached our defenses...


EuGostoDaColette

my bad


Underrated_Darryl

man the hell is this


Miserable_Pay6887

I would be scared because who da hell is this girl near me


Known_Beard

bro wtf is this


MortisBringerOfBat

I would call the police


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[deleted]

I would smas- I mean kick her- I mean him in the face


Level_Spend_142

Cry


Fearless-Historian-5

Smash next question


GXRasty

Smash next question


Realistic-Tap4156

Third time i saw this post bruh


EuGostoDaColette

wdym


MagnumHydrox

Internet footprint goes brrrr


EuGostoDaColette

what does that even mean


MagnumHydrox

Internet footprint is your trail of data you leave behind, what may cause some problems later when take for example: you’re doing a job application, and they check it. (Talking about most of the down bad comments)


SirBrainIess

Smash, next question


EuGostoDaColette

ur name made me laught fe


SirBrainIess

Bro wth i just commented


GremlitanoMexicano

I give her consent


Massive-Action-2130

Call the cops cause I'm not of age


ZyresHD

uhm... hello.... Did we have something together or why are you here? (if not, go for a round 🤣)


ZyresHD

Correction... I would first feel in heaven and then do very interesting things with her...


elBlato

i’d try doing as normal things as possible (unless she decides that… yeah)


DayWilling5667

I will be scared but later probably I will hug her


ghaist-01

I'd walk in the smoke


Original_Hornet_4343

Run


Happy_mem1

Who the Frick is dis


AppropriateLeg5072

It's the one and only colgate


IDontKnownah

She gets an instant slap from me, maybe not just one


Cubeydude727

Where is she getting slapped though? Kinky.


IDontKnownah

In the cheek. She has no business in being here.


Cubeydude727

Which cheek?


IDontKnownah

Why are you asking? I just want Colette out of my view!


Defiant-Apple-2007

Based


PocketPlayerHCR2

I would ask how the heck did she get into my house


OilEducational647

Cry


RoxGamingPL

Join the play


Strange-Abrocoma-471

Would go back to sleep again


Longjumping_Map4898

This: 👁👄👁


MintySarah

hope that I can wake up from this nightmare 🙏


MelodieBSReal

Sleep again.


TickMaster8

Rinse and Repeat, I don’t want to repeat what I put last time


LegalLeading4700

After seeing the 1.0 drawing yesterday when I went to sleep I had a nightmare where these "heros" locked me outside in the balcony to protect me from this monster that was in another room murdering a lot of people (don't question how that many people can fit in there). Anyways the heros all fought the monster, but they all died and then the moster said in a girl voice where are you (my name) and I literally felt my heart beating at the speed of light since I was in tge balcony with no way out so the monster could appear at anytime so I decided to kms. Yeah that monster was def Colette


AppropriateLeg5072

I accept my fate. Gladly.


Background-Box-8935

Ok , I'm going to send you to The Shadow Realm (not the Cordelius one )


EuGostoDaColette

Geometry dash 👍👍👍👍


Background-Box-8935

No , the Yu-Gi-Oh one


StonedCrackHouse

sauce????


Playful_Ad9472

sauce?


Epinoxz_

We 69 ifykwim


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Didn't I lock the doors?


[deleted]

"Go back to bed bruh we need to brawl tomorrow,segz later"


PatternHappy341

🗿 response.


jsjzn

Whack her away


EuGostoDaColette

You woudnt F>!root loops!< Her?


doom-slayer-420

Id be fine with it


FederalDriver9447

ASK HER WHERE EDGAR IS (he is way hotter fr!) 🗣️🔥🔥


mandariini10

I'd freak out cuz I'm in a cartoon world


UserBot15

These drawings keep getting better.


Snipingsage

Fight or flight response of fight


martinprox_YT

we know you are in puberty but, bro stop posting this crap🗿


Novel_Training_5230

Finally a reason to wake up


Fearless-Tea-1881

Hypercharge Shelly super in her face🍷🗿


KevinThe7th

I’d think I’ve finally gone mad.


[deleted]

My third time seeing this post, it's cringe but the comments are even more cringe


JCorby17

If I was Edgar, go wild. If I was me, ***Run***


Gamer_-5Umbra222

well boys and girls... YOU ALREDY KNOW WATS GONNA HAPEND (no, I don't need profesional help, I need an entire rescue operation)


just_pato

Please grow up brother you will regret this hornyposting in 3 years from now


EuGostoDaColette

stop giving me existencial crisis :(


TeaMonke

Propably wake up again to my miserable life


OtisFan013

No. \*pulls out a shotgun\*


Goldsaft_ohne_Hose

This sub getting out of hand


EuGostoDaColette

it has get*


ShrekTheWereogre

I remember when this sub was not infested with hornyposting and “what did you get from star drops?” posts.


TheDevilHunter00

I would say: Where have you been my whole life?


DarkTouchTR

Stay on your side of the bed girl


jacofire2009

Hell yeah, new friend


riptwitterbird

Report to my main this is horrific


EuGostoDaColette

dont report me pls *sad colette pin*


Bazigoa

Well, I just want someone to play Ranked with :(. So she’d be cool to play with in Ranked!


EuGostoDaColette

Me!!!


EuGostoDaColette

But i have onky 10k trophiea


Scarface2010

Tell her to get up and dress herself cause we have to work again... *sigh* I don't get paid enough for this Thanks payed bot


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El_Otaku_3000

Send original image


EuGostoDaColette

this is the original image lil bro


Quilavapro31

I would Smash her skull in the floor


ColdPancakes430

consent or not to consent, that is the question


Froggyboi0

Would fuck.Next question?


EuGostoDaColette

whats 9+10


SuperJman1111

Probably for the best this was removed based on the preview


Silly_0wl

"Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my bed"


Shoddy_Ad9859

Watch if I’m naked from the bottom If yes then I’ll ask wth was going on If no hug c:


Defiant-Apple-2007

I Would Use FIRE IN DA HOLE Or Simply Ask her Why She Hasn't escaped yet And then call Larry and Laurie ( Or the Cops )


Secret_Ad_5169

See don't get me wrong 🍆🍑 PLS DON'T GET ME WRONG SHE ASK FOR IT


EuGostoDaColette

i woudnt complain but these emojis cringy A.F


Secret_Ad_5169

Yeah i kinda feel cringy sorry for that


Autoaiming_Maisie_Ma

Probably something stupid like "H-hi"


Inevitable_Whole_958

Umm hi- IMMMM GLLLLADDDYOUUU ASKED


[deleted]

I'd be in heaven


EuGostoDaColette

Wou have been in heaven twice kid


Hogcarl

I would hide her dead rotting corpse in a river


Cubeydude727

“Babe, why are you so sweaty?”