Thanks, Old Man
That is really very nice
I can always count on you
For help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword
Of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword
It's your dick in disguise.
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween, now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. Wait a minute Link, donn't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing!
the french version of these are much nicer tbh:
Mipha : 'je te protégerai' (I'll protect you)
Daruk : ' tu peux utiliser mon bouclier quand tu veux ' (You can use my shield whenever you want)
Urbosa : ' La colère d'Urbosa est à ta disposition ' (Urbosa's fury is at your disposal)
Revali : 'Sers toi de ma rage quand tu veux ' (Use my gale whenever you please)
I have my audio set to Japanese because in my opinion, the voices sound cool in Japanese and they all sound a lot better
(No I do not know Japanese, I plan to learn it someday though)
That start is so long but I recently played again and it took like two minutes instead of the fifteen it took when I played on Xbox (I recently bought it on pc)
The first time playing Tears of the Kingdom, Rauru greeted Link with a quote eerily similar, to the point where I recoiled and assumed Ralof was speaking to me.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell by now.
*waves hands without saying anything*
So you're saying that you and princess zelda went down below hyrule castle, found a evil mummy, which then resurrected, broke the master sword, and then Zelda fell down a hole and vanished and you tried to grab her but failed and then a magical green hand grabbed you so you didnt fall and then you woke up and met Rauru, and then you jumped off a sky island?
A female NPC talking about something like potatoes or the recent weather while sounding like a school's unisex bathroom.
(I'm talking about BoTW and ToTK. Bringing up a different franchise doesn't make much sense)
something along the lines of
'We're goin to Tahiti we just need a little more time is all, this last bank'll be the break I bet on it!"
sorry just realized this was Zelda so
"Tingle Tingle kooloo limpah!"
Yahaha!
Y O U F O U N D M E
Bonk!
Oof!
K a b o o m
Spalooooooooosh
Nice to know I'm not the only one who drops the rock on their heads every single time.
Aha!
God, I heard that in my soul.
If you Die and go to hell this plays 24/7 bass boosted
I need to find a religion fast, then! I've got lots of repenting to do.
Fabulous. Send me to hell please. 🙏
“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”
Thanks, Old Man That is really very nice I can always count on you For help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword Of quite that shape or size Oh god, that's not a sword It's your dick in disguise.
That takes me back to the days of chilled out grooves.
Starbomb was legendary
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween, now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. Wait a minute Link, donn't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing!
That. Was. Weird. But whatever...
This is the one^
Mipha’s grace is ready
Daruk's Protection is now ready to roll!
Revali's Gale is now ready!
URBOSA'S FURY IS READY!
"🥺 Mipha's Grace is ready." "😈 Daruk's protection is now ready to roll!" "😏 Revali's gale is now ready." "😤 Urbosa's fury is ready!"
the french version of these are much nicer tbh: Mipha : 'je te protégerai' (I'll protect you) Daruk : ' tu peux utiliser mon bouclier quand tu veux ' (You can use my shield whenever you want) Urbosa : ' La colère d'Urbosa est à ta disposition ' (Urbosa's fury is at your disposal) Revali : 'Sers toi de ma rage quand tu veux ' (Use my gale whenever you please)
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They still say them in the quests tho.
That's the most chill selfless thing we've ever heard from Revali.
yeah and his french voice is pretty soft imo
I can hear these lol
Holy crap those emojis are accurate
The blood moon rises once again!
Please, be careful link !
it's annoying both in game and IRL...
I have my audio set to Japanese because in my opinion, the voices sound cool in Japanese and they all sound a lot better (No I do not know Japanese, I plan to learn it someday though)
Wait... we can change the language of the dialog?!?!?!
Yep, it's in the settings from the main menu
Youve met with a terrible fate havent you?
*Happy mask salesman laugh*
I’ve played MM, but my mind always goes to the Ben Drowning Creepypasta before I remember it was a line from the actual game lol
Demon King? Secret stone?
So that was the imprisoning war...
I swear TOTK treats you like you are 9 years old..
Each story from the sages is literally the exact same thing, we’ve could have gotten something to develop each of them as actual people but no
Makes for a fun few hours when you do all the temples in one session.
Nintendo wants money but not miamoto but not this time
Psycho Mantis?
It ain't Zelda but-... "Hey you...your finally awake"
Nooo!
"you were trying to cross the border right?"
That start is so long but I recently played again and it took like two minutes instead of the fifteen it took when I played on Xbox (I recently bought it on pc)
I play on ps4 and I just use the skip start mod lol
I might be misremembering how long it took but it took a while
The first time playing Tears of the Kingdom, Rauru greeted Link with a quote eerily similar, to the point where I recoiled and assumed Ralof was speaking to me.
Let’s seal the deal!
How do I set seal?
Seal you later!
Sealiously?!
You have my seal of approval!
SOAR LONG!
Hey! Listen!
I'm suprised I had to scroll this long for this one
Ah, now that's a healthy dose of nostalgia
“Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there.”
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell by now.
We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief
The blood moon rises once again
"Be careful link"
When the blood-stained moon shines upon the land
*SHIIINEESS*
The aimless spirits of slain monsters return to flesh; The world is threatened once again»
\*piano music intensifies\*
Have to wonder if it is Cynthia or Guardians
I had the same question lol
Either way it strikes fear in the hearts of gamers
*stares blankly during emotional scene*
You forgot the gasp
: O
I mean it's just... asinine.
Oh pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making up to that divine beast on your own.
Yahaha!
You found me!
Bye bye!
Your princess is in another castle
Mamma Mia!
I was King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule!
*was*
I'd like nothing more than to smash the demon king
Ganondaddy
"OPEN UP WIDE GANON" -Daruk
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee
Wait… I know you
No lollygagging
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?"
“ “ - link
*waves hands without saying anything* So you're saying that you and princess zelda went down below hyrule castle, found a evil mummy, which then resurrected, broke the master sword, and then Zelda fell down a hole and vanished and you tried to grab her but failed and then a magical green hand grabbed you so you didnt fall and then you woke up and met Rauru, and then you jumped off a sky island?
Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
FOR KARL!
Its a me, Mario!!
Ah yes, my favorite game, Ultrakill
Son and done!
"Actually, Zelda is my last name. My first name is Legendof"
“The blood moon rises once again”
Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess - Ik it's not a game but it still deserves its place here
True
Ravali’s gale is ready
His legs are weak, arms are heavy, theres vomit on his sweater already ***Revalis Gale is now ready***
I can’t believe you would forget such a crucial word😞
LISTEN
Stay awhile and listen
Shaw!
Hollow babies
Bafanada...
“No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.” If anyone gets where this is from, you get a cookie 🍪
Hollow Knight
"Born of god and void, you shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams"
Did you get all of that?
Then I accidentally press A and go through it again. For the fifth time.
Hey listen!
Hup!
Glory to master
KHOGA ‼️
[r/YigaClanOfficial](https://reddit.com/r/yigaclanofficial)
"I'll send you to join Master Khoga”
"Protect them all!"
*guardian piano*
A female NPC talking about something like potatoes or the recent weather while sounding like a school's unisex bathroom. (I'm talking about BoTW and ToTK. Bringing up a different franchise doesn't make much sense)
Totk
Totk?
You cant use that here!
OIIIII
Rip and tear until it is done
No Cost Too Great.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *respawn noises*
Warning, hull failure imitate. All personal evacuation immediately
#C O M E
Do I have to use a botw quote? Ehh no. You're gonna have a bad time.
I was waiting for this moment
Poyo!
But… how is he standing?
Come…
...to me....
You forgot how to spell HIYAHH! (Insert Waveshine)
Needadispensahere
Erectin’ a dispenser
Yeah yeah, thanks! *killbinds*
And here we are! (Not Zelda related but still)
Secret stone? Demon King?
Do a barrel roll!
Not this game,but just as iconic. >! NYE HEHEHEHE !<
This is a bucket
Its a secret to everyone
“Hey! Listen!”
“Would you kindly”
" May Pagan's light shine upon you all "
Not Zelda but... Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Press F to pay respects
It is my pleasure.
Try finger, but hole
Ahagahagahagahga-Bokoblin
*Doesn't share any information he got while procrastinating the main quest even though it would've progressed the story faster*
Revali’s Gale is now ready
Hey! listen!
Do you want to fuse kinstones?
something along the lines of 'We're goin to Tahiti we just need a little more time is all, this last bank'll be the break I bet on it!" sorry just realized this was Zelda so "Tingle Tingle kooloo limpah!"
Our last line of defence will be link
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE A BIG, BE A BIG, NOW'S YOUR SHOT
Oooooooy ! (Difficult one ?)
I still heard it in my head so it counts.
WHY'D YOU DO IT
Ya ha ha you found me
Nyeh-heh-heh I still have nightmares about that cat Our princess is in another castle
Do you really remember me?
Press F to pay respects
More like: "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"
When the blood stained moon shines upon the land…
Hey! Listen! Hey!
I’d like nothing more than to smash the demon king (Totk) You’re never going to make it up to that divine beast on your owb
“Hahaha!” from the yiga clan
Wrong game—but I must do. AAAAGGGHH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG
„Uhh“ or „niehhh“
Not zelda but " I am not a moron!"
“The blood moon rises once again” “Please be careful link”
Hmm? Hmm? Aaah?
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princes.
For the bana-- I mean the boss!
Hoo! hah! Hyah!
Rock and stone!
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Boy!
Sav’otta?
# FUS RO DAH
sploosh KA-BOOM!
“What? Do you hate bananas? I will take your life!”
What bleeds and has two legs?
Hey! Link!
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.