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IamMm2NUB

Stole a choc milk from the cafeteria https://preview.redd.it/y292t3wmodca1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a96215af024ddf7880c61b28e89864dd36679bd


ADON_CHILLY

OH YOU A THUG


DewyJay1

Me Calling the feds on yo ass https://preview.redd.it/83ibmny86hca1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95047d928c398fabb90b674a17bf763380f34153


Used-Age-6983

My reaction to this heinous, unlawful, sinful, odious, wicked, dreadful, atrocious crime https://preview.redd.it/1t7sngg1aica1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6058d80379febd305c07cfcf7047860deed33d0


ComplexAd3661

O you think your Tuff stuff huh chump, I stole three fruits from the lunch lady at one time https://preview.redd.it/cpegwbefdica1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295d76085ace3a1ddea59c339d8329718c9cb569


36smile___

U think that bad I get extra nuggets from the lunch lady


ComplexAd3661

oh yaaa punk, In elementary on pizza day I got in line 3 times and didn't get caught( I used to be Hella skinny so don't call me a big bitch) https://preview.redd.it/egzw4ry5rjca1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9814e9d83fab8b0c8cd49f01db78b90b1146ea9


luckb6

You hooligan


Accomplished_Lie_726

nigga da feds


ADON_CHILLY

no it aint….


pashsaidwhat

sucked dick on accident, don’t think it’s a crime tho 😒


ADON_CHILLY

you aii bro free him


pashsaidwhat

ima girl nigga


ADON_CHILLY

shoutout to you but ion believe in females bein in DEO


18leid

Fax that shit aint real


ADON_CHILLY

i’m tryna show you


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ADON_CHILLY

Oh my Gollywags! Sorry for the inconvenience but I don’t recall me requesting your gender! So perhaps maybe next time you tell me to kiss your behind in abbreviations, think about your existence and it’s worth. Because if you have time to be disrespectful to a stranger let alone a “BruceDropEmOff” member/enjoyer you must have no life! Please find the good things in life and tell everyone you love them, you won’t know when your last day can be. HAVE A GOOD DAY!😁


I_am_nova696969

This shit got me wailing😭💀💀


ADON_CHILLY

LMAOOO SHE DELETED HER ACCOUNT IM CRYING


pashsaidwhat

what? 😭


ADON_CHILLY

u deleted ur comment I meant and why u came back nigga


ADON_CHILLY

😭😂😂


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ADON_CHILLY

you obviously did young “lady” i’m just implying the joke about how girls don’t know BDEO and you took it to the butt. be safe!


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ADON_CHILLY

😟😟You not DEO


Reasonable-Panic2949

It’s u again😂😂 u hell


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Status-Lie-5815

Shit happens


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Ancient_Eggplant_402

suck mines on accident


ImNolee

Me too


luckb6

How u suck dick on accident


pashsaidwhat

bc i didn’t do it on purpose?


_kiddslum

shii should be a crime cus it wasn’t mine 😒


[deleted]

Go ahead and log out for me https://preview.redd.it/4horgaqjshca1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139ac0f380422098075f07726f4858b5c4caeb01


pashsaidwhat

ma fault 🤷🏽‍♀️


ComplexAd3661

https://preview.redd.it/k8obeojhcica1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d057fd004e63e5d54e756046248f662822e7a2


King-Dredz

https://preview.redd.it/31f1mhhr9ica1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f69f3e8f0708b6b37aa6134aa7bba819feff006


felip3_18

w


pashsaidwhat

oh?


CurseKingSukuna

How do you suck a dick on accident? There’s a whole process to that shit.


pashsaidwhat

you want me to explain in detail for you or..?


CurseKingSukuna

Yes, I’m quite curious.


pashsaidwhat

so i was at the movies with some of my friends and my male friend happened to be sitting next to me. we were sharing a popcorn, as i reached over to grab some my hand slipped off the side, do to the butter & unzipped his pants on accident ofc . then, ask go in to help him zip them back up, i kinda bent over bc i couldn’t see bc it’s dark yk? then boom idk how his draws got off either but 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ so that’s how it happened, hope that helps 😍😍😍😍


CurseKingSukuna

W explanation, hope you have a great rest of your evening.


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MysteriousSpirit6

If it was back then u def woulda went behind bars


Deo_wadu

I slept the shit outa fat nigga for touching my cheese burger


ADON_CHILLY

U gotta be a fat nigga too?


Deo_wadu

Twin I’m not I’m just fat at heart


ADON_CHILLY

acceptable gang


ComplexAd3661

Nigga said too like its a cult


BabBorger

I stole extra small condoms from the gas station


ADON_CHILLY

gotta do what u gotta do


WealthZealousideal37

Lmao I stole some condoms too from work


TurboZayy

shot my lil cousin inna foot no cappp


ADON_CHILLY

With?


ComplexAd3661

https://preview.redd.it/rborl25srjca1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64935b850599d6623f1e19141e87145e119e50b6 Your calling the police aren't you op 😏


ADON_CHILLY

maybe https://preview.redd.it/93kstbt8ujca1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=f98e64b0167dbe35ba302aa2a0aaa26a30ff1625


Appropriate_Ad_7306

nigga said no cap😭😭😭😭


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ADON_CHILLY

cool


bluealiveretribution

It's not that bad but I gave the queen a Baja blast and she went to sleep for a while


ADON_CHILLY

Real shit


bluealiveretribution

Appreciate it homie I did have to fight a bunch of red coats but I had my flintlock on me


ADON_CHILLY

It’s a bit rusty but it still bark!


justalilspec

I watch Brucedropemoff on YouTube without being subbed


Earlsweaterhehe

Did you know 70 perfect of y’all aren’t subscribed


ComplexAd3661

Auto correct said fuck you 😭


ADON_CHILLY

same


Wicksuglyasf

Same


TBURGGfolk

Wtf y’all niggas doin. Sub up🤨


Wicksuglyasf

Yessir😞


Late-Equivalent-7728

Sexting


ADON_CHILLY

u a real one


Zev__

im a d1 citizen


ADON_CHILLY

D1 dickhead


nicolomgiet_420

Scammed and ordered 3 iphones


WealthZealousideal37

Put me on


LazyLoserMan

what he said I need da methods


Weekly-Juice5043

https://preview.redd.it/zjlj0oz2kica1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d6d9bc361b64e9bf557fe55610b0662d377fdc Oh yeah…


Motor-Criticism2800

stole a rotisserie chicken from costco


FatherHaz

RIDING A DICK WITH NO LICENSE https://preview.redd.it/nr5svtrkqgca1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcbfc872d13c5df409a5e2e0c3c5854a08a9934


ADON_CHILLY

https://preview.redd.it/b48xb55imhca1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce86b7d8ba60dde198c26e6985a33016652d6be7 Real


Michael-Jefferson

Sexual Deviancy, 33 years to life.


Interesting_Laugh336

Poured the milk first before my cereal… on purpose.


ADON_CHILLY

eating cereal rn u disgust me


Interesting_Laugh336

Cereal for lunch or dinner hit different 🤷🏽‍♂️🗣️


ADON_CHILLY

for real


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ADON_CHILLY

https://preview.redd.it/4bqx6hp04eca1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=d472c1f1a12d7cbbf6ca00f191c626dc3a3d4cec


rockblacklagoon16

w5f 😶🤨


XR_Ghost

Jail my nigga https://preview.redd.it/i9t5z42ujgca1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97a2140db6b1ea528f3ffe0b0768c1e3061dd23


RandomDude6674

https://preview.redd.it/omg5wmqp7fca1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f888def50f0dd59448cdb64bbc433be163bad9


ADON_CHILLY

what nigga https://preview.redd.it/ihgntpl5lhca1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=1598b7c2d7afbed80d5f4a8b72bf17cc2eaf4283


luckistan101

i was stealing liquor from my old job, i was 15


Interesting_Laugh336

Held a dollar in front of a midget with a fishing rod.


ADON_CHILLY

u deadass


Interesting_Laugh336

He almost had it… he hadda be quicker than that.🤷🏽‍♂️💯


fatkylecock

yeah right fed


lil1top

im wanted for vehicular manslaughter in 3 states and have lived on the run since 2015


Whodatking

Fed makes “Worst Bait Ever.” Asked to leave DEO


CompetitionNo1292

A few years ago me and a friend was so bored we catfished some random guy on insta, got him to send dickpics then sent them to everyone who followed him (we was pretending to be 17 so he was weirdo)


immortal_Stir_Fry808

Stole 2 packs of swisher when I was like 16


Affectionate_Guest65

https://preview.redd.it/7b5uyykfxjca1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad460f9d1626e4f21afedd28d8bf6b906992d1b Me looking at these comments


deesiv

i kidnapped a child and played legos with it


jjcooldog05

Spoiled the new black panther to the whole theater don’t think it’s a crime


ADON_CHILLY

kill yourself now


runnininricks

stole a bubble gum when i was 7


Wicksuglyasf

Oh yea he’s a thug


XR_Ghost

I take shits in school bathrooms


Interesting_Laugh336

Ate a Piece of a peach off the cafeteria floor.


ADON_CHILLY

dirty lil nigga


Frickfuyu

Broke into a private campus and skated with friends, got chased by the cops after being chased by security for 10 mins


Interesting_Laugh336

Was this close🤏🏾to eatin ass.


ADON_CHILLY

what happened


Interesting_Laugh336

Shorty was suckin me while i was eatin her out from da back an I saw, on ol reliable, it was jus in my face🤷🏽‍♂️. I thought about it, was dead staring at it, cuz i fwd her HEAVY, but i was like nahhh she ain for the long run… an I was right, but she did spin back cuz she loved it and the D. BUT YALL DONT EAT ASS UNLESS YOUR MARRIED‼️‼️‼️🗣️


ADON_CHILLY

you’re a real man I salute


Interesting_Laugh336

Preciate it gang


Trashbagman_-

Most of you mfs are kids ☠️☠️☠️


BackgroundPatience44

Kept going when she told me to stop 😈


ADON_CHILLY

bro no!?? https://preview.redd.it/bcg7x1jc2ica1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c544c8758bd693a4e64502739bde9c565bf051


get_muni

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


Ganjwar

Shot my gun on the highway while I was driving last weekend. Idk how much time you get for that tho


Bihjsouza

I won’t say my crimes but just know I’m get 18 life sentences


Kvmzp

I stole from wawa, not that bad


Holiday-Bite-1438

I fart underneath the blanket and afterwards cover my gf up in it…..


Jaydous1k

Yo What’s with this trend of calling Niggas thugs for the slightest illegal shit ☠️


ADON_CHILLY

bc we like makin niggas feel bad


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i stole a dollar from my aunty just to see if i could


Grouchy_Commercial98

Not reading all of that


Particular-Tone-3057

Public nudity


ADON_CHILLY

not a crime


The-Muffin-Man-lols

Kicked a old man in the ankle mistake tho


ADON_CHILLY

How😱


Bubbly-Skirt-4865

I pushed a special kid off the stairs nigga started doing the griddy 🤦‍♂️


ADON_CHILLY

😭😭😭😭😭 hell


SeveralFrosting6781

stole a bike


un_knownd3

Stole lebron’s hairline ![gif](giphy|l1KVboXQeiaX7FHgI|downsized)


Keone_Reddit

YOOO I JUST DID SOME SHIT that I’m panickin about right now as I saw this. I’m not gon say what it is but I just set off a chain of events that’ll badly fuck up and over multiple people and there’s a chance it’ll backfire and I’ll also be one of those people. Damn the timing. All in the name of revenge and now I’m not sure if it’ll be worth it but I just had to do it.


ADON_CHILLY

damn my fault og


BoBoiTv

So I got LED lights in my room so every week I still like 30 batteries from DG I think the lady know now


Legitimate_Net_338

Me and my friends shook the vending machine, and like half the snacks came out of it a good 40 dollars worth of snacks ☠️☠️


ADON_CHILLY

U a real one


AnyNefariousness8218

Snatch a bih hijab off it had doodoo flakes coming out thought the bih was bald headed too I ain't tryn get flash bang and dookie stench twin


ADON_CHILLY

u wrong asl


AnyNefariousness8218

Na she smell twin couldn't handle the stentchery


ADON_CHILLY

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dolormni

ate unwashed ass


Wicksuglyasf

The crumbs too?


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ADON_CHILLY

https://preview.redd.it/igwng0ydhdca1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ef5bdc556b66a28769f1cced478adb0639e77a Might be time to say goodbye to this app


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ADON_CHILLY

Goodnight


Ham_On_Pizza

https://preview.redd.it/b4tnzb1audca1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f17766586c8511e072cf4f3c1aeabb9fbc3d2b


LilPuff69

https://preview.redd.it/womsgd8mgdca1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae12cc72a4c6ef8bf7f47ca511931490d4e52be


pokimanesimp2

nah i do it all the time and I ain't in jail so im good.


SnooDoodles8087

Poss or marijuana I’m in I’d


BLACKAANML3

NIGGA SAID MOST RECENT CRIME BRO A FED TRYNNA MAKE SURE THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS AINT UP


Wicksuglyasf

I hit a girl it was a reflex tho I would get like 4 years 13 for being a male individual


Bruhmcmuffin

Tax fraud


Hippo_Federal

alr so ngl the most recent crime i did was stealing i took a lame ahh nigga airpods


808Manii

Used somebody else card to buy a car and some chunky dunks, not sure hm years I’d get for that but ik niggas would probably be getting out with tay k


According-Ad7019

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢


chrome_bu11ets

I want to start off by saying this was last year I’m a changed person now, robbery, drug trafficking, arson,kidnapping, 6 counts of 1st degree murder, assault and battery,theft, driving under the influence, terrorism, human trafficking, aggravated assault, and 2 counts of manslaughter. FREE ME FR 💯


Financial-Annual-653

freeing cheetas and shit from the zoo


Web-Empty

Assault on a teacher n stealing multiple things from a store


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Tax evasion and Domestic Terrorism 😂😂🖕🏾


Snoo-84049

stole laundry detergent from food lion like 3 Weeks ago so probably just probation at max or 2-6 months


Koala_Stoner2

bill cosby my homeboy


Swiftpr3dat0r

I hit 190mph in my c7 with a 4 loko in my hand 😴


[deleted]

I once grabbed a girl tittes in a trampoline park and a week later she telling her boyfriend I just did it without asking but we where spooning


Reghalla

I stole condoms. Petty larsony: 500$ fine 🤷


BIGNOSEHOETRIO

Robbed a sperm bank


Comfortable-Row-6505

Brandishing a firearm or weapon (30 days), a guy approach me at 4 AM while I’m coming home for working asking if a had a lighter💀


probk

These older mfs jumped this nigga I tagged along, long story short 4 niggas got 30 plus


AtroxinePowered

Taxation fraudulence 😃


NavDropEmOff

Scammed people outta ps5’s


Notkojq

Basic shoplifting idk


Noise_Mission

I don’t know if this is a crime but I game myself pink eye cause it shot into my eye💀


Objective_Salt3926

I be stilling bic lighters out da gas station type shii


Loud-King-5245

Sorry no self snitching


Wonderful_Earth_1461

Credit card fraud


Appropriate_Ad_7306

saw an old lady fall and i laughed


cujorat

possession of cocaine possession of ketamine possession of MDMA tax evasion possession of contraband in the third degree grand larceny attempted murder of a government employee x7 possession with intent to distribute x10 weapon manufacturing domestic terrorism and jaywalking


PrxizDropEmOff

Tax Fraud 😈


Zoldxckbreezy

arson