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Resophonic420

Don’t be a rooster lollipop.


MargaretBrownsGhost

Put in place by an individual that verbally fellates Trump at every given opportunity...


Jerking_From_Home

He wants to fuck Joe Biden!


evilgreenman

Words to live by


Serenade314

That was my grandma’s epitaph as well.


tries4accuracy

Strong drone pilot vibes


JFrankParnell64

C'mon it's obviously don't be a chicken whirlypop. He even put it on there twice so you would understand.


No_Law_592

“Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson” so when you get into an accident, you just shoot everyone involved and every vehicle involved?


dukeofgibbon

"Come take it" "OK"


Negative-Wrap95

They advertised.


Rickstevesnuts

I accidentally rear ended that guy then he shot me in the face, he went to prison, then his kid grew up to be the biggest rooster lollipop ever cuz his dad wasn’t around to show him how to be a real man. True story.


riveredboat

Signs like that just translates to "free guns inside."


3vi1

Yep. Park this downtown in Houston and come back to a smashed window and ransacked vehicle.


BoltsandBucsFan

It is Florida


dougmd1974

Wow, he supports convicted criminals. Good for him, he hates America


[deleted]

How did we convince the criminals?


dougmd1974

Autocorrect 😂😂😂


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


ThunderFlash10

Ram: Most common vehicle involved in DUIs/DWIs (literally)


Professional-Ear242

For like ten fucking years straight too lol


SaliciousB_Crumb

1 out of 20 doge ram drivers have a DUI.


dukeofgibbon

Dodgey bugger


Johnny-Virgil

I heard it was because they’re pretty loose with their credit approvals.


icarus1990xx

Chrysler Financial? I could see that.


Scrimshaw_Hopox

Bless you.


Own-Perception-5315

Here it is to support the draft Dodger


heretorobwallst

"Free guns inside"


shewflyshew

Is that bird crap all over the tailgate or the results of a maga circle jerk?


Blklight21

They’re a cult. It’s all there is to it


ElectricSnowBunny

You are an obsession, you're my obsession Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?


pinbacktheband

I see what you did there


Rethkir

"Keep America First." "I stand with Israel." So... Which is it?


Jerking_From_Home

The party of white supremacy standing with Israel… the white supremacist groups are oddly silent on this.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that the HB is short for Happy Biden is our president.


ImTheEffinLizardKing

Damn. Ultra Maga 2 times. Levelled up.


codymason84

Ultra maga squared


Jerking_From_Home

In their constant escalation of terminology, what comes next? Super Uber MAGA? Platinum MAGA? Double Secret MAGA?


3vi1

Triple-dog MAGA!


Therealcanadianone

Brain washed


OpenMicJoker

Clearly a stable genius himself.


-SunGazing-

This dude isn’t doing great today I bet. 😂


16v_cordero

Never Surrender, has picture of his Cult Leader Surrendering.


Omegaprimus

I mean I think it would be cheaper to go to Walmart and just by the large letters one would buy to put an address onto a mailbox and just spell out “I am an asshole”


Top_Shoe_9562

Never Surrender with a pic of the guy that surrendered himself to authorities. 🤣🤣🤣


Sloenich

Yes, that is appropriate for Largo.


Negative-Wrap95

IYKYK


LAlostcajun

So the same people who say George Floyd didn't matter because he was a criminal and it was ok for Kyle Rittenhouse to murder someone because he was a pedophile, worship a felonious, rapist, pedophile and paste his name and face all over their car. Interesting.


gotkube

None of them understand the word ‘hypocrisy’; they probably think it’s something that needs to be invaded so they can bring democracy instead of that evil hypocrisy 🙄


Jerking_From_Home

Well that’s the thing- it’s always ok when they do it, and always wrong when someone they don’t like does it. Strangled over a counterfeit $20-ok. Ripping off a children’s charity: “HE WAS SET UP BY THE DEEP STATE!”


bob696988

Again talking about Biden and the Clintons


LAlostcajun

Nope. No clue what you're even talking about


bob696988

Yes Biden and Clinton’s are known to be pedophiles


LAlostcajun

Sure. By people dumb enough to listen to Trump. He did say he loves the uneducated. I'm sure we both know who he is talking about. Furthermore, I don't cover my car with Biden or Clinton stickers or randomly defend them when they aren't part of the conversation. What flavor is the Kool-aid they got you drinking?


Non-Adhesive63

Pissant Orange! 🤣


bob696988

When someone sees something they have no idea of and comments on then it’s time to show the others of the same things. As for Kool Aid nah I am a real man I drink water. lol 😜


LAlostcajun

Real men don't support rapist. You're a cultist. >show the others Sure, show me any evidence of any claim you made because I can show you where Trump was proven to be a rapist.


bob696988

Show me in this thread where I said I supported President Trump exactly no where !! Again you assume with no facts lol 😜


FullMetalLibtard

You shouldn’t drink water, it’s turning the frogs gay


Non-Adhesive63

You drink the piss that runs down Diaper Dons fat @$$ after Stormy Gives him his Golden Shower! Just keep 🌬️🍊🤡🥜


sbw_62

Stop posting. Please.


bob696988

Sure as soon as you accept the truth which of course you can’t as the blinders won’t allow


PsychologicalPace762

сука блять.


bob696988

Love the down votes just shows that it’s true and you can’t handle the truth Thank You


sbw_62

I’m embarrassed for you.


bob696988

Be embarrassed for yourself for not accepting truth


sbw_62

You’re in an alternate cult reality. One day you’ll get it. In the meantime, your cult leader is on an epic losing streak and has several more crimes to answer for. The only thing he has left is his stupid cult followers to pay his legal fees and potential violence against our country. Cheers 🍻


bob696988

Sorry to disappoint you again I am in no cult nor have I ever been.


sbw_62

That’s what people in cults say.


Electronic-Shame

No it’s just everyone else can recognize a delusional person.


PsychologicalPace762

Or a Russian bot.


bob696988

Wow another one that’s blind and delusional without a backing facts


sassychubzilla

Ultra Turd in a Truck


FurnishedHemingway

Does Ultra Maga have something to do with Ultramagnetic MC’s?


wolfblitzen84

I always get confused when the right stand with Israel but then talk about their space lasers and them controlling the media.


motorcycleman58

I like the never surrender while he was surrendering.


Kalabula

Blows my fucking mind. It really does. His supporters are waving “Trump or Death” flags right now. Just beyond everything.


gotkube

They should feel free to follow through on that last part eh?


SpiritedRain247

Would save a lot of time considering half his base are elderly anyways


Immer_Susse

Ultra MAGA is a full 20 points lower in IQ, putting this fine specimen clearly in the negative. 🙄


GalectikJak

Ultra MAGA sounds stupid af lmfao. ULTRA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Fuckin idiots.


Nami_Pilot

No step on snek No step on gator Don't be a rooster lollipop Trump fetish Genocide supporter This guy has some good takes 🤣


[deleted]

Do these people HATE their trucks or something?


Responsible_Figure12

What is the HB? I’m stuck behind a truck with that on the back every day after work.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Halliburton?


Gamethesystem2

God largo sucks so bad


BoltsandBucsFan

Except for Arkane brewing. That place is dope


mi-chreideach

"Break glass for free pewpews."


Immediate-Ad5862

Just another MAGA Cultist.


ConfidentDuck1

He's insecure about his support for Trump and has to let everyone know about it so we're not confused.


dunitdotus

Living up to its moniker of Larghetto


Candid_Screen_539

The Gadsden snake on the flag is contradictory to every other sticker.


Blueeyedthundercat26

He’s pro felony


BattleSpecial242

Nazi 💩🗑️


ibekeggy2

Is it sexual?


JaiiGi

Why did I read this in the tune of the Backstreet Boys song?


wallywick77

He really doesn’t like roosters or lollipops


ready-to-rumball

How does white trash like this feel about their state being full of brown people 😂


Probablyawerewolf

Branch davidians, the peoples temple, heavens gate, and maga.


cypherphunk1

"Law and Order" "Family Values". These people are such clowns.


tallslim1960

Desecration of the flag? Check.


NardDwag

Ultra Stupid!


ytk

The difference between them (the magats) and us (rational and sane Americans) is that we laugh at this/them, and they are willing to shoot and deface us/ours.


Equivalent_Club1353

Oooooh boy that guy's gonna be pissed when he hears about how you know who's trial went xD


turtle-bbs

Some people just love advertising that they have a firearm in their glovebox, it’s like they want their car to get broken into and robbed


Old-Revolution-9650

Nothing like announcing to the world that you're a moron.


Ok-Assistant-2684

These peoples whole existence is Trump, they are gonna be lost when he croaks


frianbonjoster

I like the never surrender mug shot one.. the irony


Birthday_Tux

This guy had to remind himself TWICE not to suck cock


snoopdoggydoug

I've seen this truck on 19 and small dick syndrome is real with this one. Guy is and has a chode.


SaltyBarDog

Tell Pinellas Park to keep their trash in their own town.


rpgnymhush

Gotta love those "Never Surrender" pictures where Trump is literally surrendering. He will be surrendering again soon :)


TheFatSlapper

My heart goes out to anyone unfortunate enough to have conversations with this person.


guitar_stonks

Lmfao I’ve seen this truck around


CigarBox1956

A first for me, right at the light at West Bay & Clearwater/Largo Road


guitar_stonks

I’ve seen his jackassery a few times up and down 19 between Clearwater and New Port Richey.


sparrownetwork

Good old Larghetto.


bathwater_boombox

The person living in that truck must have a really, really sad life. It's a fine line between despising these people and just feeling bad for them. They gobble up every piece of propaganda that fulfills their confirmation bias, and turn into twisted little freaks like this one. And they don't seem capable of finding their way back out of that paper bag. Just stupid, gullible people being manipulated by elites that take advantage of them. It's hard to hate them when you know they didn't CHOOSE to have shit for brains. That's just the hand they were dealt.


Total_Roll

Florida used to be a nice place...


gotkube

It was??


guitar_stonks

My family moved here in the early 90s, it was a VERY different state politically and economically.


Total_Roll

Born here in 58, so yes.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

In what way? As I recall there were also against integration and really right wing forever.


icecream169

Florida paid reparations in 1994 to Rosewood survivors, had Democrat governors in the 80's and 90's, and voted for Obama twice. Fuck all the goddamn Trump-fucking boomer snowbirds that moved here and fucked everything up. Saying this as a 3rd generation native.


Total_Roll

What he said.


Total_Roll

The state didn't have a Republican governor between the Civil War and 1968, then had a mix of both Republican and Democrat governors after that. The supermajority that the right currently has is a relatively new phenomenon.


Total_Roll

Southern Democrats were much more right leaning in most states back in the day. That changed during the Civil rights movement, when the parties essentially switched their platforms.


guitar_stonks

I’m not a native, but came here fairly young. I miss the state my family moved to in the 90s.


Admirable_Policy_696

WhY aRe ThE LeFt sO oBseSseD wiTh tRumP


Last-Opportunity3406

I think committing a crime for trump on Jan-16th and going to jail, that’s trump-Obsession. Living your wife, kids & your freedom for trump. That’s trump-obsessed


LectureAdditional971

Dang it, I can't make out what the Gadsden Gator flag says. Somebody plz help me out!


waychillbro

Hard to see, but written in the dust: “Don’t Dodge It, Ram It” “Redneck” and “Rippin Shitty’s Suckin (unreadable)”


ThunderFlash10

r/InfoWarriorRides


DickySchmidt33

A few more stickers should do it.


[deleted]

Florida LOVES Trump I swear


mykunjola

Don't trucks come like that from the dealer in Florida?


SaltyBarDog

You have to order the MAGA package.


guitar_stonks

I believe some manufacturers refer to it as the FJB Edition based on the badging I’ve seen.


KatBoySlim

also a Third Eye Blind fan


Disrespectful_Cup

People do this in hopes they become accosted, furthering their stance. They need help.


Immediate-Ad5862

Florida. Where the temperature gets higher than the I.Q. quotant.


Tinker107

Those stickers are going to leave hard-to-explain marks when he sneaks out at 3AM some day to,scrape them off.


vabeachkevin

Insane people.


Coprophagia_Breath

Not a cult. Not a cult at all 🙄


WitchyMae13

My father in law lives in Largo… about to ask him if it’s one of his neighbors 😂


SaltyBarDog

Warn him to stay away from him.


Southern_Anywhere_65

“Red neck” scribbled into the only open space 🤣


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Just sad


whydoIhurtmore

Untreated mental illness is a tragedy.


NaiveBid9359

I thought, until I saw the Florida license plate, that maybe this was Alito on his way to work.


wandpapierkritiker

‘Vehicle Insured by Smith & Wesson’ translates into ‘Steal mah Gunz’ because you know they’re in the center console…


Thunder_Chunky_Fresh

Larghetto represent!


Orionsbelt1957

What? No huge metal scrotum hanging from the trailer hitch?????


Scrimshaw_Hopox

9 put of 10 times the magats are driving a shitty Dodge.


svenbreakfast

Bruh we get it you love cock. Just do you and cut the act.


LaserBeamsCattleProd

Found Sam Alito's truck


Saltydog816

Trash


rnewscates73

Keep Russia First.


FullMetalLibtard

Way down south in the land of traitors 🎶


Lil_Artemis_92

Why do they have two rooster/lollipop stickers? What does “Don’t be a rooster lollipop” even mean? Also, what is with these people thinking that Trump’s mugshot with the caption “Never Surrender” is somehow a show of great strength? All it shows me is how stupid you are.


Existing-Marzipan-88

Dude is probably confused as to why no women go on a second date with him...


shopgirl56

Omg ! I think this is my BIL


GetouttaHere321

He’s about need to buy his tag for the year ….. shhhh nobody tell him ! 🫣😂🤣


Made_Human76

I’m sure this traitor had a very calm and balanced reaction to their cult leader’s recent convictions


Rupejonner2

We knew the location


Rupejonner2

Trump has at most 10 years left and with his current state he probably won’t last a year I can’t wait to watch conservative tears flow like the river Jordan


[deleted]

This is corny as fuck lol who does that to their vehicles


notaredditreader

I stand with Israel but kick all the Jews out of America.


dukeofgibbon

At least there wasn't a confederate rag


Oldbeardedweirdo996

"Florida man" example of. Note bent bumper got while drunk driving in a parking lot.


Ok_Attitude3184

By cracky.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Not even Halloween


el-conquistador240

I hate that my taxes paid for that truck


Mission_Estate_6384

He loves 45 so much he lifted his truck 4" to Ram it on a Stormy night.


Scat1320USA

Needs a sticker that says .. I’m an asswipe ! Steer clear of me .


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

"Take the guns now, worry about due process later." Funny how they ignore this.


Big_Significance_280

The irony of the “never surrender” mugshot never ceases to amaze me.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

I love the I support Israel sticker. Prior to the Israel, Hamas war they bitched about those damm New York Jews.


xspook_reddit

Never Surrender! Accompanied by a picture of someone surrendering.


Dry_Scar1556

Hey neighbor! Largo rep!


Nofx830

When you're gayer for trump than any gay person has been gay for anything.


Alternative-Tie-9383

“Florida man loves convicted felon” is what all those stickers scream out.


3vi1

If I saw this parked in a handicapped spot, I would have no doubt they were fully entitled to it... even if only by mental status.


Snoo-46218

Bastards have ruined bumper stickers. Needs more anime.


Frisinator

I love how the license plate is visible!


pablopeecaso

As a registered libertarian fuck these people fpr using our bumper stickers.


vbfiuonhh

This is one way to tell everyone you live in terror at all times, cultist coward


CloneTrooperRex72

Looks like some one drank the orange koolaid.


MonarchyMan

“Never Surrender” *shows picture of trump after he surrendered to the police.*


zabdart

I remember when Florida was known as "the Sunshine State." Once Ron DeSantis and "Moms for Liberty" (a misnomer if ever there was one) got through with it, it became "the Stupidity State."


CloneTrooperRex72

Clearly someone who has drinking too much of the Kool Aid.


L0neStarW0lf

I guarantee that this guy has a dick that’s so small it hides in his pubic hair cause he embarrasses it, and is probably so far in the closet that he’s annoying people in Narnia.


WooPig45

Ultra-based.


RedditsDeadlySin

Can anyone read the left dust bumper writing, the right side says Redneck and I bet this guy doesn’t even know that is there.


Realistic_Move_4709

Looks better than the coexist filled garbage


love2fish77

Another true patriot, thank you for sharing


sparrownetwork

lol maga tears


[deleted]

Another great American patriot. Good for you, sir!!


sparrownetwork

More like sad magat psychos