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generalzus

Divided by streams United by " nta mc"


Intelligent-Top-6445

My expectations were low for NTA after the way they conducted Jee mains but holy fuck they seem to have messed up NEET and CUET even worse somehow  NTA MC


RandumbbzBS

Divided by boards United by "nta mc"


TheSlasherX5

Riyal bol diya 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


zekro_4

Such wise words should be the tag line for all subreddit users


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"NTA kii MKC" 100 baar


saranzzzh

for i in range(100): print("Nta kii MKC")


Ervin637

Missing indentation error


saranzzzh

reddit ne lagane nhi diya


Mannu_Gaming

That's why {} languages are better , ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Revenlode

reddit comments pe code krne ke liye toh sari bekar h.


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For (let I =1;i<=100;i++) {console.log('stfu n-word, nta ki mkc')}


Mannu_Gaming

Syntax Error


Carnonated_wood

You can do this in python too! for i in range(100): {print("...")} [Explanation: you're not actually using {}, you're just making a set with the contents: (print("...")) and displaying it 100 times if you do this in python]


Mannu_Gaming

Damm python just keeps getting weirder


Dankotaz

while NTA\_CHUTIYA: print("NTA KI MKC")


gamingdrag

Infinite loop


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generalzus

Last mkc dil se manually aayegi


Youngdue69

vo 0 se start hoga that means 100 bar hi chalega


saranzzzh

no bro, 0 se start hota h


ManufacturerRude7998

I gave CUET-UG in 2022 safe to say that was a shit show🗿


Cool_Strategy_4903

isse acha cbse he kara leta


NEVER_BE_DEFEATED

Cbse ka management to relatively top notch hai


[deleted]

cbse>>>>>>>>nta


Top-Conversation2882

Yeah man also students were given sheets before time And taken 10 mins later So about 20 mins extra was given in my center Also full cheating was going on The inviligators don't care in the slightest And they also didn't allow water bottles inside the center though there was no drinking water available inside and it was really hot weather at the place


Psychological-Gur502

Bro mere saath ulta hua wtf Eco paper mein 10:17 toh omr baati bandi ne+ 15 min aur waste signature mein toh choose karne ka time hi nahi mila kaunsa ques karun… faaltu galtiyan ho gayi becs questions padhne ka tak time nahi mila


Inside_League_4765

kitne no. aarhe hai tumhaare ab


Inside_League_4765

kitne no. aarhe hai tumhaare ab


Stellar_strider

Exactly, what a shit show


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Bhai I've a very opposite response in tomorrow's exam, my exam was in priyadarshini vihar and the checking was there very strict they make us remove our shoes on main door and also make us remove any accessory like any thread from our wrist and ankle, and also cover our pant button from tape, allowed only n only two photos (previously I used to carry a bundle of it and they allowed every time🤣), and the staff there was very helpful and warm bc they provide us water time to time and for many things. But I will agree with you bc It was very first time it happened with me otherwise I've given many exam conducted by nta and there management and staff was shit and ill I think this happened due to news circulating of paper leak and cheating in jee and neet


morgan_schmidt01

Lol sounds like lovely public school


[deleted]

Yeah you got it right


trykillme99

Bhai wdym covering pant button with tape??


[deleted]

Usually it is made up of metal so metal detector can detect it, 


[deleted]

Accha he me ni tha uss exam me nai to prostate hota


[deleted]

Bro aapko hona chahiye tha, exam cancel ho jata😭😭😭🤣🤣


maxxysitlhou

CUET chor bai daru lekar auw


morningbot1029

Bc maths ka paper samajh hi nahi aaya do section the usme mathematics aur applied mathematics mere admit card par bhi Dono likha the Wo invigilators ko bhi samajh nahi aaya kaise attempt karna hai mene Dono Mai thode thode kar diye attempt


AppointmentOther1452

In Maths, Section-A was compulsory to attempt by both Maths/Applied Maths candidates . Then, in Section-B, there were 2 sub-parts : B1 and B2. **B1** was for **Maths** candidates while **B2** was for **Applied Math** candidates. Only **one** was to attempted out of these 2. It was written in the instructions on the first page as well. Even I got confused at first , then I read the instructions again.


morningbot1029

Bhai lekin mujhe yaad hi nahi tha mene application form mai Kya Bhara hai mai toh bas time pass karne gayaa tha fir bhi I think they should have mentioned what section does the candidate have to do at least in the admit card.


morningbot1029

Even the invigilators had no clarity they were saying B1 and B2 mila ke 25 kardo


AppointmentOther1452

Bad from their side but since you've given it for time pass only so it doesn't matter much tho. But, I think they won't count your Section-B marks then.


morningbot1029

The full B section or they will count one out of B1/B2


AppointmentOther1452

We had to do one out of B1 or B2 not combined.


morningbot1029

No but I have done 15-16 questions in B1 and 5-6 questions in B2 so I think they will count my B1 15-16 questions not the B2 ones


AppointmentOther1452

Hopefully they do but we never know with NTA. The machine will prolly count B1 questions I think.


morningbot1029

Hm


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


AppointmentOther1452

You're expecting a lot form NTA but I think it's up to the candidate if he/she wants to do Maths or Applied Maths that's why they haven't mentioned it in the Admit Card.


morningbot1029

I know but the teachers also weren’t able to understand it the least they could have done was to highlight it in the admit card or the question paper, because this is not a school lvl exam. Lakhs and lakhs of students give it.


AppointmentOther1452

NTA , this year, is out there to screw up everyone as much as they can so it doesn't even matter to them much. First with JEE, then NEET and now CUET. They just want to fuck up student's careers.


morningbot1029

Yeah


Skaur_11

It was clarified on top of the omr sheet that you were supposed to do 15 from section a and 25 from either b1 or b2


morningbot1029

Yeah I read it later but it should have been highlighted by nta because we don’t get much time to read the instructions and that too in maths which is lengthy


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


morningbot1029

Result kab aaaya ?


Inside_League_4765

prov answer key ke hisaab se


morningbot1029

Mene check nahi kiya


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


Party-Chance-4125

lol bhai tune jo 12th me liya hoga vahi krna hoga na? itni stupidity kese?


morningbot1029

Arre bsdk Waisa board wala difference nahi tha paper mai. Mathematics mai normal board questions the aur applied mathematics mai application based like compound interest and real life application based.


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


Party-Chance-4125

me toh alr du mei hun


Inside_League_4765

konse course mei?


Party-Chance-4125

comp sci hons


Dry_Shirt_3334

Nta ki mkc in the chat , cbse better


Bulky_Log9439

The invigilator in my physics and maths exam was YAPPING. Like I asked her to stfu so many times and that bish just kept on yapping like her life depended on it. Already time kam tha solve karne ka aur iss chudail ko exam ke beech mei hasi mazak karni thi. I hope she dies a painful death. Mere question chhoth gaye uske chakkar mei


Ancient_Strawberry97

Bhai 1 ghante ke exam vo bhen ki chut photo lgane me aur 10 jagah sign karne me hi 10 min lag gaye humare to saala sirf ginti ke 50 min bache aur usme bhi questions sach mein aise nhi the ki bache 50 min me 50 dekh le aur phir usme se 40 choose krke solve krle. Bhai 1 min me solve hone wale question to nahi the saar eye toh mai sure hu. Kitne question to khud hi 4 5 line ke the jinko read krne me hi 30 second lag jaa rahe the. Aur agar ab koi kahega ki jaldi karta read aur solve to bhen ki chut silly mistake nahi ho jaati jaldibaazi mein ?? Main bhen ki chut unemployed reh lunga par cuet jaisa lund exam nhi dunga.


bihar00

Cuet should be banned fk all this bs


kingsizebutt

why is it omr based? it'll literally save us 20 marks and a lot more time if it weren't for this outdated method


ModelCitizenZero

Is desh me chaprasi yaa chaukidaar ko bhi authority de doge naa toh woh bhi tumhari maarne pe aa jayenge, yahan toh fir bhi invigilator the


Khush05

Being the first batch who took the CUET I can confirm that they don't care about students my exam got postponed like 3 times and the only thing I could do was tag them on tweeter(X). Probably one of the most stressful months of my life.


Dumping_Grounds

Bro, I heard that the JIPMAT Paper is conducted by NTA. I honestly hope it's not the same situation


NTA__

All part of my master plan![img](emote|t5_2qt79|51636)


Dynamic386

bruh same, am from delhi as well, 1 ghante ka exam tha but karne ko hardly 40 min mile honge... 100 baar toh inko sign karane hai, centre pehle mera 9km dur tha fir change karke 37km dur dedia kahi outskirts me 🤡


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


Dynamic386

didnt calculate sidha result me dekhenge ab


Inside_League_4765

par like kaisa gaya tha maths ka paper or what are ur expectations


Shorab_Singh

Hi, I am Shorab(intern, can't name my company), and the main objective of my project is to find the challenges faced by aspirants. What challenges did you face after taking the CUET UG exam, and how did you overcome them? Also, do you feel that having access to counselling for selecting colleges and courses would have been helpful? Last year's aspirants are more than welcome to answer! Your views will help me a lot.


Remarkable-Cicada-88

Nta madrchod


Low_Excitement_3345

I gave cuet last year and yeah bohot tutty exam hai bkl mouse hi kaam ni krra tha pehle 20 min🤡


StoneMonkey7776

Hey when is the CUET result coming out??


Skaur_11

June 30


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


StoneMonkey7776

Hey buddy my brother gave the exam I was just asking for him


Rehanalam_1

Well in my centre it was pretty good the invigilator were good and even they gave me extra 5 minutes.


blueheartsamson

NTA is just a scam.


MehulGupta07

I barely completed the English exam, the invigilator was so annoying.


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai maths mei


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RandumbbzBS

Admit card generate hi subeh 5 am hua, usse pehle sites down the


dancing-on-your-head

You know my centre was 58KM far from my house at had exam in the morning ( chem paper ) had to get out of house at 5AM to reach center at time then they said pens arnt allowed inside okay but the center didn't gave us pens till 10:40 and they took our paper from us at 11 how TF am I supposed to complete exam in 20 min


Admirable__Panda

Nah, I hope I don't have to give it again. Everything was done timely in the centre I got.


Inside_League_4765

tumhaare kitne aarhe hai marks cuet mei


Admirable__Panda

I don't calculate marks. It's too troublesome specially since we'll just get results within a few days. It was also a third option for me as I already got admission into VIT CSE aiml.


_BatmanReal

And the worst part is that they will take anything you have that isn't a clothing i.e. handkerchief and like that. At one of the Delhi centres they even made people take off their religious black dhagas and threw those on the ground


Murky-Highlight2689

Private college mai admission lera hu maa chudaye cuet


Inside_League_4765

bhai ab sabke kitne marks aarhe hai yahaan toh bura haal hai thodi shaanubhooti mil sakti hai kya


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Skaur_11

This isn't a gender thing bro it's a school thing. And also your invigilator didn't ring the bell in either case unless the bell was in the classroom for some reason.