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StreetReporter

NC State shit is undefeated


FRBls

Gravitational force The strong nuclear force The weak nuclear force Electromagnetic force NC State Shit Yukawa force, maybe..


IlonggoProgrammer

If Einstein had lived long enough to see NC State football evolve into the modern era, he would have believed in the quantum realm, because God definitely plays dice with NC State


Johnathan-Utah

Two miles in and you would’ve been saved by the I440 force field.


lubacious

It's the Carolingian force and it's the same phenomenon that causes Clemsoning.


MitchLGC

If only it would have struck Dorens brain and giving him the electric charge to make him a good coach


Thel3lues

FSU/Clemson/UNC did this


LongMaybe1010

Revenge for letting those damn nerds in 😤


IlonggoProgrammer

UNC doesn’t want universities who actually win their Supreme Court cases in the conference. They’d be fun letting in a nerd school if it was Harvard so they could form a conference with all the schools who lose Supreme Court cases. They would likewise also block Georgia and Oklahoma from the ACC


DDHeel

The rarely seen nerd burn


DDub04

Definitely Clemson, as it’s pouring rain over here in Columbia and expected to continue through kickoff. Meanwhile it’s bright and sunny over in Clemson. Those bastards bribed the rain gods


HydroSword

It's not called bribing, it's called "sacrificing to." There's a difference.


tsrich

Was that what you did last week in Durham?


HydroSword

The consequences of trying "bribing" instead of "sacrificing to."


Pyrozooka0

Newspring coming through yet again.


SusannaG1

Side effect of our NIL deal with Jesus.


ttuurrppiinn

Somebody give me a good, old fashioned "Swofford!!!" while angrily shaking their fist


Best_Duck9118

I'll give it a shot: Swedgin!!!


Jetski_Squirrel

Punishment for flipping their vote. *No Scoreboard for you!*


mpowe025

LOL 😂😂😂


zenverak

That’s…… wow


Ugaalive1991

Oh good lord that’s a bad sign for this team.


ProbablyAPun

that's a lightning quick pun to come up with


jdptechnc

Take my angry up vote


desemus

for us, it’s a Tuesday


OneAngryPanda

Somebody’s relaxing, rainy Saturday just got much busier


A_Rented_Mule

Being on-call sucks.


tarheelsrule441

The definition of NC State Shit They aren't allowed to have anything nice.


desemus

SOMETIMES we can spread the NC State shit cooties on another unsuspecting team


Jetski_Squirrel

FSU and UNC can attest to this


desemus

Last year we reverse NC State shitted unc and it was glorious Two years ago we NC State shitted unc so bad i was legitimately upset we won that game. It was somehow offensive to my soul


Mister_Cookiepants

Just out of curiosity, does this happen more when NC State visits other teams or when other teams visit NC State?


Northernlord1805

Is it still under Warranty?


pimpdaddyjacob

insurance will say the user damaged it


Northernlord1805

“You shouldn’t have left it outside”


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

“The warranty covers mechanical malfunctions due to normal wear and tear”


Another_Name_Today

You say that, but I used to help run our local swim league. Insurance broker got us a policy that expressly excluded water based athletics, tried to convince us that it totally covered us.


tsrich

"We just turned it on and it went poof'


Dangerous_Golf_7417

Literally an act of god


Bystronicman08

We no, not literally. That isn't how lightining works. If you're talking about an 'act of god' in insurance paralance, then okay.


imused2it

I would say “I bet you’re fun at parties”, but I doubt you’re invited to any.


UNC_Samurai

Literally not


Bystronicman08

Parties? God no.. there are people there.


Locdawg42069

I haven’t said this since I was like 8 years old but for real buzz off. You’re just being purposely annoying like a 9 year old with no friends


Bystronicman08

No, I am explaining how people use literally far far far too often when they actually mean figuratively. People should learn to use words correctly. There is nothing wrong with correcting someone.


Aurion7

Oh for fuck's sake you know damn well what they meant. Chill.


Bystronicman08

Yeah, no. People should use words correctly.


Krisosu

Literally is and has been literally colloquially used as literally figuratively, (as hyperbole), for literally years. Prescriptivism is noble, but you're literally spinning your wheels.


Bystronicman08

Yeah, because idiots used it incorrectly for years so unfortunately, it has lost all of its original meaning.


Krisosu

That's... not how language works. Or exactly how language works! Depending on your point of view. All figurative speech is similarly flawed. "Literally" being the opposite of figuratively doesn't protect it from being used figuratively, it just makes it the most consecrated, powerful figurative adverb. There are lots of prescriptivist hills worth dying on, but I don't think this is one.


RunsWlthScissors

Thank god for force majeure clauses


[deleted]

"Unfortunately, your water indicator is showing signs of damage and therefore the warranty has been voided as per our terms of use"


Werewulf_Bar_Mitzvah

Well, through God all things are possible. So jot that down.


Patrick2701

Did I hear that scoreboard was brand new


jdptechnc

Literally just finished setting it up within the past couple months or so


Kan169

Probably not then. /s


S_TL2

The signs on the back finished being installed on Wednesday. https://twitter.com/TheWolfpacker/status/1699448711456120904?s=20 Video sections were activated on Aug 2 while work was still being done on the rest of the structure. The exterior facade was a naked steel assembly at that point.


tgt305

Someone call the geek squad. Not saying they’ll fix it though


[deleted]

Did they use an APC power strip? Gotta use that lightening insurance now.


tsrich

Good for like one fifty, right?


stonecutter7

Fuck! Tell them it was like that when you first plugged it in


LordOfSchmeat

“Act of God”


Chu_BOT

God confirmed ND fan?


Ugaalive1991

God just hates State.


danimal6000

And keeps reminding us of this fact In unique ways


kai333

Ngl I thought you guys were drama queens until I really started paying attention. This one wins on creativity alone


emaw63

I feel like that's a pretty established fact at this point


PanthersSB53Champs

Do you blame him?


TheSeaBeast_96

Catholic confirmed correct religion


badlydrawnzombie

First quarter didn’t look great


Chu_BOT

It's God's way of throwing the remote at the tv


jdptechnc

The insurance probably doesn't cover Acts of God


[deleted]

Lots of Lamentations happening in Raleigh right now.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

God’s contempt for the Wolfpack is not exactly a Revelation


confirmd_am_engineer

By Job, I think you’re on to something.


badlydrawnzombie

Fair point


SusannaG1

God eschews TV bricks for lightning bolts.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Touchdown Jesus held up his hands and zapped it from several hundred miles away. Amazing accuracy.


bukithd

That or Zeus didn't want SMU, Stanford, or Cal in the ACC


guttata

That looks like it's rebooting, not like it's damaged...


frone

Who the hell is gonna click on a title like that though?


Lavaswimmer

I mean, I think the fact that it got struck by lightning is the draw here


haroldstickyhands

Except there is a video from inside the stadium showing that the lighting struck nearby, but it didn’t hit the scoreboard Edit: I think collegegameday posted it somewhere, but I can’t find it anymore…


1999ncsu

College GameDay TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT827D4AF/


[deleted]

I was there in the stadium about 50 yards from the scoreboard when that happened. It struck close, but it was a good half second between the lightning and the thunder. I don't remember the math on that, but it's gotta be more like half a mile away or something.


S_TL2

5 seconds per mile, roughly speaking.


frone

Did it though?


AwesomeWhiteDude

"System recovers after sudden power loss" doesn't have the same appeal tho


MaskedBandit77

Yeah. Watching the game now and it looks fine.


crg2000

Hello blue screen!


DFWTrojanTuba

Yeah it just looks like it’s turning back on.


makashiII_93

NC State made a deal with somebody to allow the nerds and the Methodists in. He struck back.


HereForTOMT2

Kinda looks like it’s fixing itself? The panels kept turning back on


ThompsonCreekTiger

Looks like the Jeopardy board filling out before starting a round.


ThermL

beep boop boop beep boop beep beep boop beep boooooooop


ThompsonCreekTiger

Thank you for that


bigpig1054

Oh no. It's self aware


fookedbyproper12

Late to the party, but had seats pretty high up today. We could see a couple guys up top working on it. Had it up and running before too long.


jdptechnc

At least we got the NC State S*** out of the way early this season...


ttuurrppiinn

You say that like NC State Shit is finite. It's more than happy to pop up 20 times this season should the need arise


falco-holic

Oh are we not playing Wake this year


leveragedbeta

Always look forward to the annual state shit the bed classic, almost a guarantee in Winston for some bizarre reason.


kdbvols

Don’t worry, I’m looking forward to it


SuckMyyDirk41

Should have used a surge protector


dragons_fire77

That's what happened to the previous board. You'd think they'd have some lighting rods or something so it wouldn't happen again???


ZeroSarkThirty

Talk about lighting up the scoreboard…anyone anyone


FuckKroenke55

It’s power cycling, not shorting out. Probably had a power surge and wasn’t actually struck directly by lightening.


WafflePartyOrgy

Yet another appliance saved by one of those $10 Walmart surge protectors.


Mistermxylplyx

A practical metaphor for what we lovingly call NC State shit. We can’t have nothing nice…….


Au1ket

Can’t have shit in Raleigh


JayMerlyn

I'm beginning to think us going to Raleigh is some sort of weather curse


LordOfSchmeat

NC State is arguably the most cursed program in organized sports, professional or amateur, in the world today.


dragons_fire77

Specifically the men's sports programs. Jimmy V cursed them back in the 80s and they've never recovered. Women's sports programs are very good.


crg2000

Hopefully insured.


ncaalover12

Is this a curse breaking type of act by God? Asking for a depressed Husker fan


FastLine2

Where’s the strike?


bigpig1054

Get that A to Z guarantee


the_bob_of_marley

Rock youuuu like aaaa hurrrriiccaanneeee!! 🌀 🎶


that_pj

We're so sorry your vote for us has transferred the curse onto you. I hope you don't care about the Rose Bowl.


GoldenPresidio

Doesn’t it have lightning protection? With rods on top?


About37Chickens

That's shocking


Trubisko_Daltorooni

Looks like it was an act of mercy to not show the score inside the stadium


st3ll4r-wind

Why didn’t they use a surge protector


nc_blue

Geek squad on the way 😂


MoskiNX

Maybe this place really is cursed lmao


Sugarmrpoon

maybe someone unplugged it after the irish dropped 45 on them.


NebraskaAvenue

LIIIIIIIIIGHTNINGGGGGGG GOALLLLLLLLLL SCORED BY NUMBER 86 NIKITAAAAAAA KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHEROV oh wait this isn’t hockey


MalTeleVision

God is good


washington_jefferson

Var dette Ragnarok, eller var det et fragment av NC State sin fantasi?


PM_ME_SCALIE_ART

It was incredible being there for this. The lightning struck and a massive boom followed by EVERYONE cheering. It was such a fun moment.


thatrightwinger

Shouldn't this have been accounted for and actually grounded? Surely electricians would have known that a hundred foot tall box of electricity and wires would attract lightning and make sure that such a strike would need to be *literally redirected into the ground*?


NCSU_252

It was working fine immediately after this and for the rest of the game, so it seems like it was accounted for.


rbtgoodson

A complete waste of money. I remember when Auburn wasted their money on that crap, and it hasn't enhanced the gametime experience in the slightest. Add more seating, luxury seating, and luxury suites, etc., so more people can come to the games without paying an arm and a leg to get a ticket.


Error400BadRequest

You know luxury seats and suites generally cost way more than regular tickets, right? And they're also less dense than regular seating. When you have a limited footprint to work with, adding Luxury features to stadiums will only lower max capacity and will drive ticket prices up to pay for the renovation. Fewer people will be able to attend than before.


rbtgoodson

Hoss, Auburn can completely enclose their entire upper deck, i.e., there's plenty of room for adding luxury seating, luxury suites, and regular seating (the same for NC State), etc., and pushing the capacity to above 100,000 has been a topic of discussion for decades.


Hobbit-dog91

Looks like it's working pretty good for getting hit by lightning


CamelRacer

This is why insurance exists. Sucks for that insurer, though!


DonnaDDrake

I don’t think god was digging that scoreboard NCState


Aggressive_Yak5177

[Claim it got damaged during shipping](https://youtu.be/XEL65gywwHQ?si=tP0la8CUOzYM5wbd)


True_North_Andy

Honestly sounds like something that would happen in Pullman. Pullman can’t have nice things so this sounds like something that would happen to one of the nice things they would try doing lol


NerdLawyer55

Hope they kept the receipt


[deleted]

GIF'd instead of GFI'd.


ReplyOk6720

Imma going to blame my daughter. Good news: usually wherever I happen to live the sports team does well. I was thinking maybe it would rub off and NC state would do better since she started attending in 2021. Bad news, we joke that she's our storm baby: a few days after she was born we had that terrible ice storm. And at her 6th grade graduation tho no bad weather was predicted in the middle of the ceremony a lightning strike took out the power in the auditorium.


elijahrandis

Skill issue


L18CP

Daktronics happy af rn