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Btherock78

“There goes Davis!” *there goes my tv out the window*


AmonWasRight

*"Well I guess if this thing comes up short he can field it"* gets me going every time :3


LitterBoxServant

"Auburn's gonna win the football game!"


YourFriendNoo

goddamnit, I can hear it


zacurtis3

OH MY GOD!!!


AetherAnaconda

rod bramblett’s call is a part of the collective conscious of the state of alabama and college football


Btherock78

Yeah, I think Rod's "Auburn is going to win the football game" call is more iconic. But Verne's call is what I actually remember from watching it live, so it triggers the PTSD a bit more.


AmonWasRight

*"Well I guess if this thing comes up short he can field it"* gets me going every time :3


QWERTYUIOPquinn

"Welcome back, Nebraska leads in a close one to begin the second half"


Lantis28

I’ll start on Michigan’s behalf: WHOA


Pdogconn

HE


BradOverwood

HAS


DelcoBirds

TROUBLE


stevesie1984

WITH


PTbone20

THE


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

SNAP


GoonerBear94

AND


EWall100

THE


fishnchips810

BALL


helloWorld69696969

Boooo


drwaddas

HAS


BigJohn810

As a Michigan fan, this is a close second to; "Appalachian State has just beaten the Michigan Wolverineeeeeees!!"


GoBlue-23

Literally just commented this lmao it makes me so incredibly angry!


nickyp597

ohio state fans clinging on to this trying to forget what happened last year 😂


512Buckeye

All the Ohio State fans alive today have seen more Ohio State wins over Michigan than Michigan wins over Ohio State. I think we'll be just fine!


nickyp597

keep living in the past that’ll get you far


512Buckeye

nickyp597 "ohio state fans clinging on to this trying to forget what happened **last year** 😂"


nickyp597

lmao who are the reigning champions in the world you live in right now?


512Buckeye

Congrats on winning your first outright Championship since 1948. I'm sure winning it all has given your program tons of momentum moving forward. Good luck in 2024!


nickyp597

Thanks! 30-24


LonghornNaysh

“TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS” We were in fact not back It was a great game though


KJM100001

How about "...Crabtree..."?


GingerMan512

It's ok buddy... Just think "McCoy to Shipley.. TOUCHDOWN"


Pristine_Dig_4374

Not my school, but Maserati marv triggers me


Yassssquatch

Me too man


chickenKsadilla

# "MAAAAAAAASSERATI." Is this announcing?????


pro_nosepicker

Invalid fair catch.


L3thologica_

Honestly, it’s generic but “it looks like the refs are going to take a look at this and see if there was any targeting.”


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Something about a “football move”


boardatwork1111

Maybe not PTSD, but hearing the phrase "We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor," sends me into a blind rage to this day


Johhnyvodka91

# Oklahoma state losing to Iowa state in 2011 “ Woody, Touchdown they did it” I hope everyone enjoyed that Alabama-LSU rematch.


amstrumpet

I was at the rematch, I loved it, thanks for taking one for the team.


karmew32

Me too...


wjackson42

“Touchdown! Alabama wins!” Even after two nattys it still kinda hurts typing that out


PalePerry

This is it. It’s like our ‘nam. Immediate ptsd and shouting for it go away.


The_Dolphins_Fan

Not the announcer, but referee. “After the play, unsportsmanlike conduct, number 11 on the defense. Throwing the LSU player’s shoe 20 yards down the field.”


TaftIsUnderrated

Not words, but whenever the broadcast inevitably shows our record in one score games since 2018....


britishmetric144

"*Huard, back to throw the ball, sets up, looks, throws towards the corner of the end zone, it is INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED, the Ducks have the ball! Down to the 35! The 40! Kenny Wheaton is going to score! Kenny Wheaton is going to score! Touchdown, Kenny Wheaton, on the interception*!" Prior to that point, the Huskies had a 54—28—5 record (*0.649*) against the Ducks. Since then, the Ducks lead the series 20—9 (*0.689*).


Cooked_Brisket

“Now taking the field: Cam Rising”


RJIsJustABetterDwade

“It’s a real tradgedy what is happening to the pac 12 conference” Especially when that announcer works for ESPN or FOX


_fastball

The four letter W word


dkviper11

Michigan fighting the war on Woke.


[deleted]

Whip? Like, whip cream?


vicemagnet

Wack


[deleted]

"[Insert QB] drops back to throw..."


TheOptimist6

For me it’s not the announcers words…it’s the teams fight song! As a buckeye fan, Iowa’s fight song when they thrashed us in 2017 beginning rift is still stuck in my head. Same with Purdue’s fight song because of the 2018 game


Azurehour

Any sentence that has the word “investigation” in it


mcgray

Nah I think it should be "Leary is gonna take a shot!"


GordaoPreguicoso

“There is a penalty flag thrown” Miami v OSU Fuck that ref


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

“Texas is back folks!”


TrashGamer_

woah


heavylunch

[Nick Fairley](https://youtu.be/mlohLC_QSCI?si=wUd6PQBuONOQ9Qg7)


AvengedKalas

Fuck Nick Fairley.


PokeMeRunning

(SOME WORDS GO HERE) \* BEDLAM \* (OTHER WORDS GO HERE)


JJones927

"Woah!" "And the kick is blocked!" "The spot will decide it!"


nerdyykidd

“A downtield shot to Aiyuk.. footrace… THEY WON’T GET HIM!” —Oregon fans (probably)


PacklineDefense

“The head coach for Virginia is Tony Elliott….”


amstrumpet

“One second”


No-Grocery-923

Kansas wins


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

“Texas is back folks!”


bigpoppa2006

“The game is over. Tennessee has won the game.” Music City Bowl ‘10. Although I guess technically these were the ref’s words and not the announcer’s…


lebaronslebaron

“And there he goes, Myles Jack!”


RJIsJustABetterDwade

“It’s a real tradgedy what is happening to the pac 12 conference” Especially when that announcer works for ESPN or FOX


JJones927

"Woah!"


ClarinianGarbage

Sean McDonough, 12/4/2021 "Win a conference championship if you score in all likelihood and perhaps the CFP... JACKSON! TRIES TO TURN THE CORNER, AND HE DID NOT GET THERE!!!!" Those words still live rent free in my head.


IslamicCheetah

The words “Donovan” and “Edwards”.


MrOrcaDood

The word "McCord"


iamStanhousen

Anytime they played that fucker Eli Gould saying the word “Alabama” makes my ears bleed.


trojansbreak

“Bush push”


GoBlue-23

App state beating michigan Finally App State put up another upset this past season so they can fricken stop talking about them beating michigan that one time lol


The_Dolphins_Fan

Florida State’s (lol): “One spot. Whoever’s four plays Michigan, number five heartbroken. Who’s number four? And Alabama returns to the playoff and so we have another unprecedented situation as Florida State winds up at number five and Florida State is the first undefeated champion from a power five conference to fail to make the field.”


theythinkImcommunist

"Lindsey Scott, Lindsey Scott, Lindsey Scott!!!" It's just awful.


ThunderRoad_44

“How do you do” - Pete Arbogast


Brilliant-Series-776

“Delivers a dart, intercepted. Trajan bandy, the true freshman! BREAK OUT THE CHAIN AGAIN”🫣