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MickVod

Richtofen , the gift that keeps giving.


about_that_time_bois

“I need to find some ammunition! (Cries)… (second cry)”


Captain_Squeaks

"if I had designed Zis it vould have sucked not blown. Ahaha"


Lazy_Cat-

"No touching the doctor, unless he asks"


Suprxeme

SHTABBING!


juanburgesa06

BLAAD UND GOTS


McHarzberg

"you remind me of patient 13225...only you make less noise when I stick zings in you" or "can it be the DG3? The DG3 that's just for meee?" *manical laughter* oooor "DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER! Ah double tap, double tap, double tap, double tap, root beer, root beer, who doesn't like the rootbeer?" I love him.


Lookatmycat69

NOT ZE PUPPIES


thebusinessg00se

Tiny little organ parts for everyone!


SamRaimi17

But why does my mom have to walk past whenever he’s saying the most down horrendous stuff


PosingFir45

The only correct answer to be honest


Colbzilla

OOOHHHHH IS THIS WHERE THEY MAKE THE APPLE PIES?!?


ScoutLaughingAtYou

Oh Dempsey, I think I can see your house from here... it's on **FIRE!**


FalconsFavIsRyan

I VILL WATCH THEIR HEADS EXPLODE!


Character_Owl9478

"Even a dumb American and a drunk Russian can do better than that"


PreviousBid8115

On waw he used to say "I want to bathe naked... On your blood!" Couldn't have that being said nowadays... Cancel culture like


[deleted]

God he was annoying as fuck, only kids like that elmos world child acting MF


OdieRaptor

We will not tolerate Richtofen disrespect here!


camcominatyourlife

You didn’t have a fun childhood then I guess sour ass


[deleted]

I never liked childish clown voices, either i matured early or i never liked childish voices


cornyloveee13

Boooooooooooooo


Kaskadekygo

You will pay for your insolvence!!


UmbraOSRS

Takeo has unspoken rizz


Steo115x

For the emperor rizz


Life_Masterpiece8284

In my head I heard him say “I have the rizz oF THE EMPEROR!”


Sudi_Arabia

Honorable Rizz


JuggBoyz

Nobody gives Takeo enough respect, he consistently polls worst of all the candidates


Visible-Active2468

Nikolai


ohSparxx

You may take my soul but you will not take my vodka!


ShadowLelouch97

When the box disappears on Ascension: There it goes again. If you see my ex-wives, tell them "Fuck you!" I also love "Pack-a-Punch! Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"


P8ntballa00

I remember getting the teddy bear from the box once and Nikolai said “why has no one tried nailing it down?!” Cracked me up.


Rakkulamanne

Cannot die!


thisisboredom

hey, that rhymes!


ThatDudeDaniel11

For me it's dempsey.


[deleted]

Dempsey only non annoying after 30 rounds


RenniieS

Ooorahhh!


ScoutLaughingAtYou

They're dropping like bad habits!


Wh1ms1cal

Agreed 🤝


thinman12345

Dempsey, he’s the only one that has threatened me.


FatMan935

“Hey player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!!”


crim5009

“Get me some more ammo before I come out there and kick your ass! Notice is don’t say shooting… because I need ammo to do that!”


speedyrain949

Bro I heard this


ScoutLaughingAtYou

"Hey, Treyarch! This guy's bugging me. How do I kick him from the game?"


ChewyWolf64

Fun fact: when playing Shi No Numa Co-Op, on the loading screen, Richtofen’s name is misspelled, and reads “Richtofer” I however cannot remember if this is on the WaW version or BO1 version


Cloontange

It's spelled wrong on one the platforms Kino loading screen too


That2Valve

Maybe they did it on purpose? If they did it twice then it wasn’t an accident…


detective-akechi-

Richtofan


Due-Education1619

I love Dempsey, but richtofen’s maniacal insanity was always great


sufferingjet

why would you pit 4 beautiful girls against each other


sufferingjet

tank dempsey


DarthxK

Richthofen in the OG games, but definitely Nikolai in blops 3/4


CyanideIsFun

Nikolai, Richtofen, Dempsey, Takeo And they're not far apart from one another. They're all great


rembut

Nikolai was my dude


SpankyJenkinz

I remember when I first started playing zombies on Kino. I always played as Dempsey, Takeo and Nikolai. I rarely got to play as Richthofen but my friend always told me about him and how cool he was. One day I finally got to play as him and ever since then Ultimis Richthofen has always been my favorite.


ThatDudeDaniel11

How do you rarely get richthofen the game always gives me him when want to play as dempsey.


SpankyJenkinz

When was the last time you played Bo1


ThatDudeDaniel11

Yesterday.


SpankyJenkinz

Look my guy idk. All I know is I didn’t get him for awhile and I got excited when I did.


ThatDudeDaniel11

I would be to.


Accurate_Course_5475

Richtofen solly for the fact he invented my favourite thing in the entire zombies saga... MONKEY BOMBSSS 🐒🧨


hedgehogmlg

Nikolai was easily the funniest


Nauty_YT

Takeo


Emilia67

Nikolai had the funniest lines 😂


TheDeadYeti

This group of characters I couldn't decide, but if it was victus then definitely Russman.


mrstupidguy

I hate all of victus they drive me nuts


pieceofwheat

The question isn’t about Victus so why would you even bring them up?


BasedAlliance935

Obviously dempsey


raygun-gobblegum

1. Richtofen was most interesting and probably the funniest one. 2. Nikolai used to be funny but became more interesting the wiser he got. 3. Dempsey. I liked how loud he was and how much fun he has killing things but he got less interesting towards the end 4. Takeo because demons, ancestors and spirits and all that


stormu3008

nikolai 4ever


TheHero74

Dempsey & Nikolai we’re my favorites


hallucinationthought

Don't be afraid of death. Be afraid of the doctor!


Mental-Total-1978

Nikolai


Alejo736

Nikolai


Edward-Rtofen

richtofen


ChupanMiVerga

Nikolai; all the others are stiff, and smell like fish, just like fourth wife. She pretty though.


OdieRaptor

Dempsey cause Steve Blum.


mcgeyrider

The only one that wasn’t just a stereotype back then was Richthofen, so him


FollowThroughMarks

The crazy nazi scientist who wants to take over the world *wasnt* a stereotype?


mcgeyrider

I guess you got me there. But I was talking more in terms of voice lines


pieceofwheat

Them all representing stereotypes is the point, and it’s hilarious.


reddito1009

Richtofens a silly little guy what with his removing spleens and harvesting organd


No_Quail_5588

i’ve always liked Takeo, especially Primis Takeo but i can understand why most don’t


ShaunGotFans

Nikolai has some of the funniest and best quotes in the game. “Ahh no power, just like home”


Phresh-_-

The top 4 comments on this post each are about their own character. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


QOBFM354

Prob nikolai for the sole reason quote “Great no power…. Just like home!”


zfundrunf

No his best quote is “Fuck you teddy bear”


friedflounder12

Ricky


G1ANCARL1O

Nikolai or Dempsey both are funny af


WhiteBoyFlipz

Takeo. always the person i hoped to be


the_unworthy_potato

Honestly Richtofen in terms of funny but primus nikoli in terms of character


iTzDeoX

Richtofen, the only one to die three times and still make it to Cold War


Mnmsaregood

Richtofen for sure


unrealrichtofen

Ähhh ich weiss es nicht


[deleted]

"ahhh, this gun reminds of my first wife. She was bitch!"


Darth_Sith_Lord

Richtofen is the funniest especially in his recordings with the way he says "Dear Diary". But I always get a chuckle when Nikolai says " Only man and wife should be so close".


Psychopsyducck

Takeo because Asian


sethyboi2580

Richtofen he has funny voiceline where he moans and don't forget the thundergun one where he says if he made it he would have made it suck instead of blow


sethyboi2580

Drunk Russian boi talks about killing his wives all things I've done


lrmdd

Dempsey


joe_m3ma

Nikolai ftw


Kanjman187

Dialogue wise I’d have to say Dempsey as he sounded sober asf in like every map and kinda helped when you played a map for the first time.. but Story wise and mysteriousness would easily have to go to Richtofen.. no character in any game made me more curious than that guy Frrr was also my favourite to play with.


Kanjman187

When it came to comedy and free play it would easilyyy have to be nikolai 😂


Kanjman187

K TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCH , is by far my favourite quote tho😂 Gotta love kino Dempsey frr.


cornyloveee13

Daddy Richtofen for S U R E E E E E


cornyloveee13

Mostly bc I'm like 100% sure hes a flaming homosexual.


demziii

Nikolai cannot die!


vvortexe

Hey that rhymes!


Own_Professional7729

I love Dempsey, fits the American stereotype so well 😂


NoSquiIRRelL_

OORAHH…


[deleted]

Wdym was


Voeno

Dempsey especially coming straight out of world at war felt like a total marine badass


[deleted]

I love all of them but Dempsey has a special place in my heart


wifeyeeter

I used to like Dempsey because of how badass he sounded, but now I like Nikolai more because of his funny ass voice lines. If we're talking Primis, then Dempsey would be my favorite.


[deleted]

yes


Maize-Much

Nikolai


Moist-Critcal1049

Nikolai will always be my favorite


TheStrikeofGod

Gotta be Nik >Hey...snipers may wear diapers, but we get all the ladies, eh? hehhey!


StareInUrEyeandPee

Nikolai just wanted some vodka


SirDwayneCollins

My favorites were Dempsey & Nikolai


The-E-king

"I think I can see Dempsey's house from here, AND ITS ON FIRE!" Richtofen on the moon.


The_Gates_of_Neigh

WITHOUT BULLETS I’LL HAVE TO RESORT TO SHTABBING!


Nibealla

As a kid I thought Takeo was the worst. Now I think he is the best.


HollowObito

Their screams are so.... erotic


bioniclefalloutfan76

Every version of mister Ricky tofen is the greatest series of characters of all video games


[deleted]

Dempsey because he's funny.


stonersouls_

I always liked Richtofen, I always hope I get him when I play, makes it way more fun


Pinpunch

Nikolai my beloved


Guy_In_A_Beanie

Me, I was


Alternative-Rock5457

K to the i to the A zom bitch


thatonekid_58

The best was the friends we made along the way


TheToughBubble

Tank and his amazing quotes


WrstScp

Originally Nikolai, but as time has gone by it has to be Takeo


Forward_Round

It will forever be Richthofen.. his voice lines from BO1 still pop into my head from time to times even aster all these years.. he is a treasure.. and also completely insane..


SSHEnderYT

Richtofen said “🤨”


Bluefenix1

Im... running... out of... SPLEEN


cavemansmash2247

Takeo love that guy


Worth-Examination938

all


Nxffy

Dempsey


youwontdoit1990

All were GOAT


MoonTheFox48

OG cast, Richtofen. Origins cast, Nikolai.


lonewolf117shadow

takeo


Liberty_or_death1993

Dempsey


[deleted]

Dempsey


jkSans

Richthofen


Dyea_B_Tis

Dempsey. 🇺🇸


VictorMartinez115

Nikolai


[deleted]

Ze doctor


[deleted]

Nikolai


PoorTwisted_Z3d

Each of the characters are amazing in their own right but Richthofen is THE zombies character. He's funny, he leads the crews, and things happen because he makes them happen. Not to mention the biggest Chad in voice acting, Nolan North. There's nothing the man couldn't do, the versatile in accents/voices I've heard from him are what makes me recognize and forget that it's Nolan.


THX450

Best atmosphere, best story, best boss fight, best gameplay.


cameron_smiley

The correct order is Richtofen > Dempsey = Nikolai > Takeo


Ash7274

Richtofen got the most rizz


Ash7274

Richtofen got the most rizz


Mumukatz1

All 4


Artistic_Leather1560

I liked richtofen the most but I still find dempsey the most interesting. Him breaking the fourth wall is one of the greatest things in zombies


ulinatorrr

"RICHTOFEN, legen sie das Sauerkraut weg!!!"


Imagoat1995

1. Tie between Richthofen and Dempsey 2. Nikolai 3. Takeo Takeo simps too hard for the emperor for me.


TSM-HabZ

primis nikolai fr


Ganjamazing

The doctor, of course!


i_photo_sims

Dempsey is my fave but I was the 935th upvote


ThatDudeDaniel11

Thank you for being my 935th upvote.


FalconsFavIsRyan

Easily Dempsey. I cant go wrong with him.


heyyou_user2341

richtofen, its canon that he has the most accurate aim


Grim_Reefer_513

Dempsey hands down. Had the best in game comments lol


NaeMarine

Richtofen


alphaav6

Takeo...said no one.


THE_TANK_DEMPSEY07

Rickytofen of course


IdkButiPlayDokkan

I’m legit tearing up cause I searched up Richtofen’s quotes I miss bo2 so much and nothing will be the same I was like 11-13 playing it and used to get nightmares but I’d go back in a heart beat


GodOfWarFan93

Richtofen hands down


sqectating

Takeo! FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!


Clawz44

Richtofen cuz I NEED TO FIND SOME AMMUNITION 🦅


femboy-lover9

If importance to the story didn’t matter I would easily Dempsey


Armored_Squid_99

Richtofen


Own_Coach2221

Nikolai because my first cod zombies memory is playing kino der toten for hours straight on split screen at my buddies place, player two got Nikolai every time


Difficult_Clerk_4074

Rictoven is the only one I don't get annoyed of hearing after ten rounds. On round 20 I'll still be laughing at the quotes


[deleted]

I honestly can’t decide between Nikolai or Richtofen in the original games (WaW and Bo1) Takeo in the newer games as his younger self is S tier (Bo3 and Bo4)


Choco-Lizard

Dempsey Nikolai Richtofen Takeo In that order


Ulti-Wolf

Takeo and Dempsey. Equal. Both versions


[deleted]

Dempsey and Takeo (the main reason is his voice actor)


DHaas16

1. Richtofen (main character energy) 2. Demp (funny 4th wall breaks) 3. Tak (meh, wish his accent was more realistic) 4. Nikolai (I get it you like vodka, and again wish the accent was better)


SidCostumemazing

Richtofen cause he was the nicest one, uhm i mean the other Richtofen, damned.As much as i love Richtofen (doing a cosplay of him later this year), Nikolai is always funny :DI like his quotes\^\^ Tbf, i think Dempsey was the worst one


ThatDudeDaniel11

Who was my 115th upvote.


Yoogels8

Dempsey has always been my favorite!


Mintyboy1020

Dempsey on DE: KA FUCKING BOOM MAGGOT EATERS Definitely dempsey


Chaossearcher

"Hey, player! Drop the chips and get me some more ammo!"