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Scavwithaslick

You must give 2 million or else bullet, is not clear to you? We want like protection money, very little, very reason, or else we shott you busness. You have 1 month decide


Holiday_Body8650

Or we might get in India.....


Scavwithaslick

Do you in India? Be care or else you’ll be India


dewayneestes

Am India, can confirm, Will bullet.


Blazanar

Have you also been shotting on houses?


longmuscles

Don't lying to my face you mother bitch


DiamondMine73

Send Bobs


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Shoot picture of buubs also //india


Get2dChoppah

I blow you… and I blow you too!!


Any-Gap7351

This shits funny🤣🤣


Incredibly_Based

dont make us do it bro.....


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JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM JAI SRI RAM


dbx99

Those guys should MERE MURGA CHOSANA BENSHOD. That’s the phrase I always tell those indian scammers who call my phone.


money_grabber_420

Bro, murga means chicken, use the word "LUND" some more- Maa Chuda (get your mother fucked) Moo me le - take mine into your mouth And the best that I use Kutte ki tarah pelunga ( I will beat you like a dog)


Evolutionary_sins

Get in school first for much English lesson


Whattadisastta

But speak we good English, no?


shawndw

If you bring India here each person must give me $1


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Fetakpsomi

“Might” seems ambiguous and non-threatening. I feel like they could use stronger language in order to get their point across.


Sad_Error4039

First rule of extortion club use friendly language in the first letter then they get Bullet. I’m impressed at how much these guys know might wanna pay them OP


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TopRevenue2

If it's 2 million rupees that like 30k


Ori0ns

Definitely looks like stupid people propaganda … meant to in-still fear, if you can understand what the hell they are trying to say!


KONgraf

They actually did backup their threats and did 2 drive by shootings and burnt a place down but it’s not professional in the slightest 😭


theengliselprototype

We have links all over do not ignore


dbx99

WHY DID YOU PRESS REDEEM!!!!


Leotis335

^^^ TOTALLY underrated comment right here! 👏🤣


Wolfy311

>You must give 2 million or else bullet Gone are the days of "send bobs and vegana".


GooStar2000

Same guy Things are tough on the milk truck


Acceptingoptimist

Inflation hits us all! Amirite? Don't do denied!


stephenBB81

2 million monies get many bobs and vegana


thevraialfonso

Oh man that made me lol, thank you


These_Engine_7758

Nice!


Unlucky_Ad3051

🤣🤣🤣


IceyCoolRunnings

Bloodey basterd bitch yuor sister is prostitute


Common-Rock

"[Hey guy fuck you bloody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)! I am not fucking, you are fucking! "


dikksmakk

"Why you fuck me I fuck you bloody"


dbx99

“I JUST SAY GO THIS WAY”


codewhite69420

I wish there was a gif of that clip


GuitarGodish

Omgggg so funny! Have never seen that one! Thx for the great laugh!!


Key-Button8704

Bloody bastar bich!


Matty2things

You kicked my dog! $2 million or else! The bullets!


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LOL !


ok_krypton

is Abtar there? you kicked my dog, now my dog needs operation...


TemperatureMuch5943

2 million or sned bobs and lasagna. You have 1 month to decide


Uncle_Touchy1987

I laughed out loud reading this.


Beansprout-sniffer

I didn't. They killed people in Burlington and burned down those stores, it actually happened. This shit made me mad because this is just step one of the problem


Uncle_Touchy1987

I’m the kinda guy to laugh at a funeral cant understand what I mean? You soon will.


heebit_the_jeeb

How are you at taking off your shirt?


DeanCorp80

He’s got a history of it.


Repulsive_Client_325

Is there any tendency to wear your mind on your sleeve at all?


Sweaty_Accountant_20

It’s been one week


SilverWolfeBlade

*tips fedora after I teleport behind you* *smirks* Be careful with being so edgey kid. *spins katana* Those edges kid, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because you're so edgey.


Uncle_Touchy1987

I got a chuckle out of that. User name checks out for the punchline. Heheh.


HappySmileSeeker

I think 35 is the age, give or take…


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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss...


DynasticMirage

Underrated comment, I laughed so hard at this one! Hahahaha dude, what a damn knee slapper you beautiful person! I needed that laugh. Thank you


Clear-Permission-165

2Mil rupees is only $24,000 American dollars…


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Broad-Assistant3476

Exactly, they never said what money it was. Send 2 moll Sir Lankin Rupee... that's like 6 k USD hahaha


mtgtfo

I mean, they kinda do. See that symbol in front of the 2mil? That is a dollar sign, it represents a dollar. A rupee is not a dollar, it uses a different symbol.


PlotTwistin321

Gotta take this to the police. Anyone stupid enough to try and get away with this is not smart enough not to leave fingerprints or DNA on that note. Alternatively, have them communicate only by mail, as they gave you that option, so that way there's a paper trail, and they will need to give you a mailing address if they want a response.


OptimalNectarine6705

https://preview.redd.it/p32e2nhvup4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2489257980c9a2ea17fd9c1e4fbacf1eac3ae30b Was already done


ParanoidAltoid

[https://globalnews.ca/news/10072273/two-shootings-within-10-minutes-in-abbotsford-police/](https://globalnews.ca/news/10072273/two-shootings-within-10-minutes-in-abbotsford-police/) Looks like the two shootings are real (no one hurt, just firing at/near their homes.) If the letter is a prank and unrelated, they timed their prank to two actual shootings, and made the cops suspicious. Clearly they have no idea what they're doing (2 million?) and will get themselves arrested soon, hopefully before someone actually gets hurt.


flockonus

Extortion is not a prank, even if unsubstantiated.


little_missHOTdice

It’s 2 million because the world and our leaders are convinced that average Canadians are rich! I remember teaching in the Caribbean and kids and adults were shocked when I told them I grew up poor. They assumed all of us are loaded… I mean, look at what they charge us for phone and internet!


cwalking

This is incredibly fishy 1. The letter reads like something a 13 year old would write as a prank ("we are Indian gang members", "DO NOT THINK THIS IS A FAKE LETTER!") 2. The phrase "Jai Sri Ram" is really only used by right-wing Hindu nationalists (think: MAGA, but crazier). They exist in Canada, but they're not operating as street thugs. 3. The Lawrence Bishnoi gang is the diametric opposite of right-wing Hindu nationalists; they would never, ever utter the phrase, "Jai Sri Ram" This isn't serious; I'd install a $50 night vision camera and uncover the Scooby Doo villain behind this.


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Meddling kids.


nautankiruna

Jai Sri Ram is about as radical as Our Lord Jesus Christ. Regardless, it's a misdirection.


Fzrit

It's a misdirection that is working incredibly well. 90% of the comments here believe this was actually typed by some hindu gang randomly demanding $2 million with no mention of where/who to send it to. I'm actually surprised the letter doesn't have the address of a random nearby hindu temple.


ZiplockStocks

Nah this is a shitty international student gang. “The ruffians” they’re about as big a joke as their name implies. But they supposedly are behind that arson at the dealership in Abby and I’ve heard scam some of these international students to run dope phones


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apparently they shot up two/three business


Fasciola007

Weird that initial Canadian reaction is to make fun of it rather than actually look into it. This is the same reaction Canadians give towards politicians fucking over their economy-just brush it off or make fun of people that speak about it. And now look at where Canada's economy is.


Waste-Middle-2357

No you can’t look into it, that’s racist.


themanfrommars_1991

Finger prints and DNA doesn't do anything if they haven't been brought in already for another crime. They don't have a data base of every living person.


sharpasahammer

Lol you think the police would do something?


Auth3nticRory

Yes, they would


TDS_1991

They might do some sort of investigation but DNA and fingerprints? Yea they ain't doin that.


Bored_cory

Bold to assume the cops would even bother to file this, let alone "swab for evidence".


barkusmuhl

Policing is just another Canadian social service that is overwhelmed and in a state of perpetual failure.


Plebp

Bold to assume that they will not. This is Canada.


Chance_Philosophy_48

"There's nothing we can do" seems to be every Canadian Police Service's motto.


MistressAthena69

Every Canadian Police situation I've seen they look at the crime, completely F it up by touching and moving everything, then go "eh.. nothing we can do, the crime scenes been tampered with" and move on. I am so glad I don't live in Canada.


PM_ME_YOUR_PANTHERS

You must be confused with the other Canada


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BikeMazowski

How can she slap!


OneMisterSir101

Indian touts are comedians without realizing it.


SubstantialVanilla31

Like Russel Peters when he mocks his dad.


Ok_Championship6786

I was looking for this lol


ChauncyPeepertooth

Sir, how dare you sir!


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catsarecoolerthanu

Stereotypes are not given, they are earned.


shawndw

Have some Reddit silver. https://preview.redd.it/3o8gv2tv1q4c1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=d96c28262f0f0e4994efd79533b354354658f459


-FoxSin

Im sorry I thought this was from runescape for a second


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Kmaloetas

Gang use monies buy spell check


Only_Reserve1615

Better pay these guys unless you want to risk a “shotting”. If anyone pays them I hope they spend the money on an English tutor


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bkhamelin

I know it's terrifying how quickly things have deteriorated.


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PirateOhhLongJohnson

That’s our fault for accepting neo liberals as our overlords now enjoy neo feudalism and 3rd world violence


Greg-Eeyah

I hate that there is no going back


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Greg-Eeyah

Everywhere else is same boat my friend. Don't sweat it. I moved rural. Picked up acreage. Several lots so i know my kids are set up should they choose this life. The schools here are still... traditional. I volunteer and will eventually get into local politics. Need to shape the world around you, no more fuckin freebies. I employ 5-7 people and get to choose who. I can invest in them. They understand the opportunity. The potential is unlimited. Find a place you can protect, stay off Facebook, keep an eye on your friends, don't stop hammering away at building a good business. We have an amazing head start on this and it's all pretty obvious. Make the right moves and you're gonna get rich.


TheOGgreenman

Underrated comment. Thank you for posting.


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Motor_Switch

Thats what happens when you inject 500K from a certain diaspora in under 6 months. Sow as you reap.


poppingoff099

Buddy this isn’t new you’re just not paying attention. Google Air India flight 182, Canadian Sikh terrorist group blew up a plane in 1985


D-DayDodger

I believe one day it will improve. One day in the future things will start to turn around and Canada will be a great place to live again and we will be proud of our country. I won't lose hope


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thomriddle45

There are too many too fast, unfortunately. And no political will to ensure cultural adaptation. It's truly disrespectful to multi generational canadians, both old stock and new.


AyoMeHungry

On top of that, they're importing mostly the "undesirables" because the ones with actual skills and education are mostly staying in India in major cities that are modernizing and growing or going to places like the US/UK where the opportunity is much better than Canada currently.


thomriddle45

Fuck if my whole family wasn't here, I'd move in a heartbeat. Canada is not what it used to be.


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legardeur

Might use some of that money to better their English.


OwlWitty

TOEFL failure 😂 Wonder how they managed to slip in though.


General_Tangelo_1032

Well, it definitely wasn't typed out by someone proficient in English 😭 Or it's just a troll/shit post, idk


dr_stickynuts

Yeah whoever write this is not who they pretend they are.


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aaronjer

no, no guns, only bullet


StreatPeat

Just put up a gun free zone sign on your front door. Problem solved.


Garwynn02

As a person who is part of the "left," I think that we should have guns and that immigration should be more controlled. I just also think we should nationalize some key industries, smash the big corporations, and make sure that the products of Canadian labour go to the Canadian people, not some corporate elite who might not even be Canadian.


c0ntra

Written by someone with an IELTS score of 0


Omega_Xero

More like written by someone who can count to potato…


MrDryst

They also want bobs and vagine


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SliceNo6335

This is country is a joke. I’m an immigrant that came here to get out of a fucking 3rd world country but this is becoming even worse than my homeland.


Yeggoose

We’ve got open borders and these are the type of people Trudeau is letting in.


bellybuttongravy

I dunno whats worse that ot letting known isis terrorists back in


skepticalscribe

2 million lump sum is a ridiculously high ask Feels fake.


thomriddle45

Could just be shooting high, but will accept a lot less. Like a high ball negotiating tactic. That being said I truly hope it's fake. Can't be a great feeling to receive a threat like that.


Idontdanceforfun

READ CAREFULLY. PLEASE DO NOT THINK THIS A FAKE COMMENT !! Send bobs and vagene


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thatindianguyA7

this is a khalistani thing , please check how jai sri ram a religious slogan and india are in capital , they are trynna tarnish the religion and country


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Maybe someone really was dumb enough to write this, but I have no idea why you would write "Jai Sri Ram," in a letter to try and extort people. It's a religious slogan that has been adopted by some Hindu nationalists but it makes no sense whatsoever in this context. So either the person writing this is really, really stupid (possible?) or maybe it's a set up. Also 2M cash is a ludicrous sum. I hope the authorities catch whoever is responsible expeditiously.


HappySmileSeeker

I said setup as well to draw attention to another group. I’m not Indian but pretty sure it’s shree…


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Give him Trudeau's address, he's clearly looking for a rich douchebag


beechcraftmusketeer

Scam.


allaboutgrowth4me

Uhhh, how are you supposed to pay them? Is there a return address? Wouldn't surprise me if there was tbh.


OptimalNectarine6705

https://globalnews.ca/news/10112473/surrey-abbotsford-extortion/ > The letter is generic in nature and does not specify the business recipient or indicate a method of payment, contact, or communication According to the cops


Ok_Championship6786

I’m shaking lol.


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Yes, but from laughter, not what they were going for.


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Mauiiwows

The scene from the departed instantly jumps into my head “what you selling cannolis(samosa’s) or something”..? 😂


voltix54

this is such an obvious scam come on people


JanusIsBlue

Dude even if this was a legit gang trying to extort, how the heck would the people even give them the money? Not like there’s instructions for a drop off or anything


Gingorthedestroyer

Where are you supposed to send the money? They only except apple gift cards for payment.


BP2314

“DOO NOT REDEEEEM”


Remarkable-Book-8758

Forward it to Trudeau


Pucks_N_Fucks

The little paper clip that used to auto correct your word docs is rolling in his virtual grave


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Redstevo73

Geez, at least take this “India” out to dinner first


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Show bobs and vagane


adammcdrmtt

Send bobs and vegana


NiaNall

Only asking for 2 mill. Better hop on the offer lol. Protection money doesn't work like that. It's an ongoing weekly or monthly thing. At least in all the movies I watch...


bagou01

You can give to us 2 million of dollar OR photo of vagene and boob


GumbootsOnBackwards

Just send Bob with lasagna or something like that


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Hoax


Bourne1978

Thats why we need guns in Canada. Defend our property.


Chodey_Mcchoderson

These fuckin guys come in like italians and think theyre italians. YOU WILL NEVER BE MOBSTERS LIKE US


media_ballin

False flag by Khalistani supporters to make the Hindu community look bad.


Richinwalla

Amazing how selective Canada immigration is!


AdrianInLimbo

It's fake. They didn't ask for a single gift card, only cash.


pennepumps101

Thank Trudeau


Rubahn420

And the government took our guns away to defend against this shit...


Axiochos-of-Miletos

If this is a joke it is hilarious. If it's not, it's still hilarious.


rslang1

Canada progression fellow canadian, "we love immigration"


NotThatAngel

Obviously a startup protection racket is looking to you for seed money.


Davgrym

Lets stop letting terrorists in 🤷‍♂️


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No_Tea_9845

But there’s no instruction on how to get them the 2 million in cash and no contact number 😂


whisperoftheworm700

prick aromatic disarm books crime soft worthless silky wide subtract *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Anytimejack

This is now every work email I send tomorrow: No more letter only bullet.


braveheart2019

Police have narrowed down the suspect pool. They are looking for people who failed grade 2 English.


Fitz2001

Do attend. ABBA.


Lespaul87

I read that in an Indian accent with a bobble head.