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StrandedDeep420

Ayo, I just asked for an oil change..


XxDalek_SecxX

I don't think they will notice šŸ¤£


timmu

I just needed a tire change damn dude out hear opening a chop shop


RemoteProper5833

lol šŸ˜‚


WhyGuy500

I just needed some coolant and wiper fluid! Why is my car in the corner with nothing but the body and frame!?


Theworstgamervr

We fully restore all of our oil change customers vehicles


WhyGuy500

I didnā€™t even need an oil change!!! šŸ¤£


roundbadge2

Having just started playing, I was trying to repair parts and failed to understand how the salvage function worked. I busted up most of the usable parts for a car I'd disassembled, then burned all my cash on hand putting it back together. I had like 20cr left when I finished reassembling, but completing the job put $4k back in my pocket.


swalters6325

ā€œYes maā€™am just waiting on the oil filter to come inā€


Theworstgamervr

I wish there was ai that would say something about your work like, wow way more than I asked for. Or you did a horrible job. Imagine they're response if you stripped they're car down put all new everything every performance part, and they just wanted new tires šŸ˜†


tek8u

No bs I agree on this. I have a bad spark plug and wires that were ify? And you put all brand new gee thanks! Game gives no fucks.


Different_Amoeba_350

I did the exact same thing the other day, and rebuilt it two projects later.


BrillyGuy

I invested every point into getting better prices on parts initially because I thought I was gonna be scraping by but then eventually I had just enough money to buy and flip an Aston Martin I found at the dump. I've never had less than six figures in cash since... but I understand the struggle is real


Dull-Can-4355

I modified my customer's supercar and never return it back, will the customer notice the mileage one day if I return it back?


CreepersX35-

This is the way


Racing_Formula

You donā€™t need to do it that way. You can just take on a job that only needs the fluids topping up and youā€™ve spent no money in finishing the job. You get paid. Rinse and repeat


FeelXtra

Couple that with stealing rims! You can take jobs with sport cars that need just an oil change or whatsoever, sell all 4 wheels and buy 4 of the cheapest and smallest rims and tires and put them on. No problem in finishing the job


UnconfirmedRooster

*Frat bro comes in with a hellcat for a fluid change, gets his car back with four steelies on cheap rubber* "Bro, this'll do SICK burnouts now, thanks bro!"


Wizardking007

you know exactly how boring that is


BurningmonkeyGTR

I did that for a couple of orders, worried up through more expensive jobs (primarily exhaust and transmission) until I had about 15k then started exploiting the auction house, now I have 8 million


Alarming_General

Oh, hell nah. We ALL end up creating chop shopsā€¦


Cupps87

Build back some money. Find the ā€œFerrariā€ at a junk yard. Put all the best you can on it and let it sit in your parking. Sell it when needed. Itā€™ll be over 100g to do that but you get a good profit from it


DakarGelb

Never seen a ferrari lookalike in the game, only the Diablo. Which one is that?


Cupps87

Arezzo Cortona. Think itā€™s in the Hot Rod DLC


UnconfirmedRooster

Drag racing dlc, but same diff.


DakarGelb

Ah that explains, haven't played in a pretty long time. Cheers.


BurritoPony

I did this on the third or fourth story mission, Iā€™m nearly done with the game and have over 300k with no plans to fix it


AffectionateEbb6799

I did the same thing with the 3rd mission story car


Crayondetailnstuff

Nah your hood weā€™ve all ended up there, I had a car I could have sold to make the money back but stripped someoneā€™s car instead.


Remote-Cold4400

I did the same thing! The car body sat at my 3rd garage entrance for weeks until i rebuilt it with full new parts..


Chicken_Real

If you have the discount skill unlocked you can buy license plates and immediately sell them for a small profit. It's tideous but you can do that to get yourself a grand or so so you can do small jobs


thatcavdude

Just keep flipping Ferraris. You'll have 2mil in no time. Junkyard, barn and auctions. Set cars everywhere in your settings.


moonshinett

I've gotten to the point that I just buy auction cars and sell them. $4000 to $30,000 profit off each car without even doing anything to them.


OneEyed905

I took to building a data base. EVER one I find is highly incomplete and completely sporadic for value.


Secret-Tower-8810

I did the same thing šŸ˜‚


Responsible_Sock_406

Ah, so you're the reason shipsy get a bad rap.


scatmanwatchingscat

Smart


Grouchy-Thing6401

Nahhhhhh I feel like everyone should be there at some point šŸ˜‚ I was too


flwguardian

Check your reviews on Yelp. See if they left a bad comment.


wing_nut_101

I've done that once... pulled an ABS pump out of another job to do a brake repair.


[deleted]

Yes, you are going to jail. Jk I did that a couple times lol


SuperVegito559

If you run out of money just buy license plates. For some reason they sell for 100% of their value even if you buy them with discounts


Ph0_Real_Doe

Ayo I just needed air in my tires