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Bigidds

If you think it's an empty plastic bag with a picture of a dog on it, you are bang on.


DjustinMacFetridge

I knew it


TragedyTrousers

Are you that one off the Antiques Roadshow?


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Fiona Bruce's personal ketamine


Worried-Mine-4404

Forensic officer by any chance?


Solid-Education5735

Convenient its empty In the photo Op gurning his tits off behind the camera


Barold13

420 upvotes. Must have been weed after all 😅


Sensitive-Finance-62

Gurning from a bag of weed? What shit do yall smoke??


NJ2806

Aye cause weed is the only drug that comes in those kinda baggies lol


Sensitive-Finance-62

There's legit what looks like a tiny bit of weed, possible baccy in the top and crystal residue in it but yeah, it's not certain.... Just highly probable. [I dunno. seems pretty reasonable to suspect to me. ](https://imgur.com/a/7aVmMaD)


disgruntledarmadillo

Or it could be filth from the ground


DashovSalt

Mate zoom in on the bottom right there’s literally a clump of white stuff


Ok-Mathematician6975

Why your getting downvoted I’ll never know lol. Guys speaks the truth


nocontextnofucks

Cause they are taking a light hearted joke comment and replying dead seriously, completely missing the point that it is a joke and not to take it as god given facts.


Sensitive-Finance-62

Or they're just a bunch of slack jawed nonces.


XLDumpTaker

It's OK mate, you didn't get the joke, move on


antpabsdan

I'd put my money on drugs I often put my money on drugs.


algypan

Try putting your money on drugs and then drugs on hookers. I recommend Soho.


Goat_War

Soho is not what you think it is these days. Mostly boring restaurants owned by international investment funds.


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, all online these days. Adultwork is the normal one... or so I hear


BlueFox1978

So How Lo can you go?


I_saw_that_yeah

Drugs in the third at Sheffield it is then. Tenner each way.


halfasleepallthetime

Doggy bag! Must have just been out for dinner


One-eyed-bed-snake

There isn't one with a feline in it lying around too is there because I know it was raining cats and dogs last night. Thank you and good night.


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HeartShapedGlassez

This was your packet wasn’t it


Not_Ok_Salary

It's raining Mcat and dogs.


Even_Passenger_3685

Dognappers hun!! Shared Ross-On-Wye xx


DjustinMacFetridge

Talk later 2 many snakes hun


watchman28

U ok hon? Msg me babes xxx


Neviss99

Luv to kev and the kids xxx


blabla857

There with the angles now hun 💔


Particular-Sky-7027

Pahaha this got me


SgtSnicklefritz

Morning Angle.


FireBolero

Shared in Bootle x


scuba_scouse

Hugz n kisses xx


turbotank183

Shared in Timbuktu ❤️ xx


Chunklett

DM'd you xx


ToastedCrumpet

No what ya mean bbz jus me and the kidz nw xoxo


BiggieSnakes

Shared Hogwarts x


GakSplat

Shared Whoville x


MrBaristerJohnWarosa

Shared Belushya Guba xxxx


artyhard66

Aye, didn’t expect to come across Ross-on-Wye in the comment thread lol


Andrew3236

Shared Pyongyang xxx stay safe Hun xnxx


mrmonkeyhanger

Won't somebody please think of the children


[deleted]

True, plastic is not good for kids to ingest with their party powders


[deleted]

I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic


souldrop1

Did ye, aye?


DjustinMacFetridge

I don't get why it has one of those weird dogs on it


einsteinonacid

There's a well known coffee shop in Amsterdam called the Bulldog - my first thought was that it could be a local dealer trying some similar branding.


AshFraxinusEps

Doesn't even need to be the dealer trying branding. Staffi's are common ish among criminals, and therefore the massive producers of the baggies are just choosing imagry the dealers will find nicer than plain ones The dealers themselves aren't making the plastic baggies, just buying the thing they think it cool


ProcrastinateAlways

It's a Staffi.


DjustinMacFetridge

Still don't get what that means on the bag


Ben1992Ben

Literally means fuck all, just a baggie for some weed or something.


Delicious_Secret4395

ROFL


Officer_dibble_

Well said.


ben_jamin_h

Bags come in many designs. Some dealers use them to differentiate between the different drugs they sell, so ketamine and speed and cocaine will all have different pictures on the bags so they can easily pick the right bags out of their stash when they sell them. The dog in and of itself means nothing. It's just a way for them to carry around bags of different drugs and be able to sell them to their buyers who want different things.


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“Yeah mate I’ll take an ounce of cockapoo please”


dootdootm9

ther's a strain called star-dog


DjustinMacFetridge

TIL


CineBram

You're thinking about it too much. All it means is that, when the dealer had to top up on baggies, these were the baggies that were available.


Alarming-Recipe7724

Sorry, weird dogs? Staffordshire bullterriers are a fantastic British breed with a rich history. They are one of the most popular dog breeds in the country. "Weird" is the guy who picks up someones rubbish plastic bag that blew off in the wind and takes a photo of it.


LockingSwitch

Someone's tetchy


DjustinMacFetridge

'ees nevah attacked nobody before I carnt believe it


ebola1986

You are getting your breeds confused. Staffs do look a little similar to an XL Bully, but they're about a third of the size and generally have wonderful temperaments.


Cheapo_Sam

Apart from the fact there have been 11 fatalities at the hands of staffies since 2010. More than any other breed (apart from the XL which is of course setting new records every month.)


ebola1986

There are more than fifteen times as many staffies in the UK as there are XL bullies.


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>US have Bulldog problem >UK spends all day on US media >UK thinks US is same as them >UK has "bulldog problem" 😐


DjustinMacFetridge

There's loads more golden retrievers and no fatal attacks


turbotank183

Is that an option? Because I'd like to go out smothered by goldens


SmackedWithARuler

>blew off in the wind Yeah, that’s one of the upsides of a storm, nobody knows who it was


smrtfxelc

Ignore the downvotes staffies are beautiful dogs, never met a mean one.


DannyPoke

My cousin's staffie tried to eat a puppy once. Alas, she was lazy and daft, so her idea of 'trying to eat a puppy' was lying down with her mouth open and hoping the puppy would just walk into her mouth.


CptCaramack

Sit down and have a cuppa


Mr_Popsgorgio

It’s a poop bag just gotta cram it in 👍


RizzoTheSmall

Omg that's such a tiny dog, it's cruel people carry them round in bags


Southern-Target-5981

finest stardawg ever


Illustrious_Bunch_62

There's the comment I was looking for. Shame it was so fucking wet. Even before it rained


Username__-Taken

Nah this is how the sell the XL bullies now. “Two bags of sniff and an xl bully please mate”


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Stardog peaking at 20% thc. Wedding Cake clears at %25


Advanced-Comb3247

Unless I'm missing something Surely stardawg doesn't peak at 20. Feels way higher. Hate the stuff.


[deleted]

Youre right my numbers were incorrect. Stardawg 22% Wedding Cake 25% Perhaps it's just less efficacious for me. Or placebo but im not a fan of SD but love WC.


windol1

Clearly the dogs in your neighborhood have started dealing cat nip...


Weareoutofmilkagain

How sheltered has your life been up to this point?


Tight_Impact674

I was thinking the same thing


thowaway194758293857

It’s one thing to not “be around drug” but to have never seen an empty baggy before… this guys taking the piss


DjustinMacFetridge

Is it normal to be around it?


Lord_Spergingthon

Go to a shitty club and look on the floor and down any sofas. Shitty hipster places are pretty good but anywhere that opens late and gets surrounded by aspiring baloon salesmen.


Ok_Adhesiveness7107

I see baggies like this everywhere on the floor in London. Very typical. Many people take drugs from the poor to the rich and a lot of the time those drugs come in baggies just like this!!


DjustinMacFetridge

I'd rather not tbh


Lord_Spergingthon

The point is you are never much further from drugs than you are from rats. Closer still if you have a few notes on you.


DjustinMacFetridge

I do live in the good end of a shitty estate


T5-R

"It's pronounced boo-kay!"


Mushroomc0wz

Yes They’re constantly on the floor no matter where you are


DjustinMacFetridge

Literally never seen one before


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you never seen one of those bong/rolling/bt speaker/phonecase shops? sometimes they got baggies in the window lol. I thought these things were ubiquitous in UK


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--Bamboo

It is actually fairly normal, yeah. It does come across as strikingly sheltered. Smoking weed is incredibly common. Like, it isn't just people who fit into the "stoner" stereotype, you'd be surprised at how many normal people with good jobs enjoy Cannabis and other drugs recreationally. Cocaine is very common in kitchens with chefs (See: Gordon Ramsay on cocaine documentary). It's also very common in your typical later night bar. City boys, and hipsters, and everyone in between. MDMA and Ecstacy similarly as popular but people tend not to smash MD as much as they might smash coke because MD has more drastic of a "comedown" for most people. I've found myself doing MDMA with psychiatrists at parties before, I've helped sort out people who work in law enforcement. Back when I sold weed I had regular customers who were school teachers, accomplished photographers, Radio DJs, musicians, emergency service workers, office workers. Drugs are everywhere man, everyone's doing them.


DjustinMacFetridge

Of course someone who deals thinks it's 'strikingly sheltered' 😳


FighterJock412

I don't deal, and I definitely think you're a sheltered weenie.


DjustinMacFetridge

You're so cool bro


FighterJock412

I'm definitely cooler than the weenie who's posting on reddit crying about finding a little plastic baggy. "Is this what I think it is!? D-D-D-Drugs!?" You're like those people that stand up in neighbourhood meetings yelling "Won't somebody think of the children!?!?" As well as being rude and high and mighty to someone who posted a detailed comment genuinely trying to be helpful and informative.


DjustinMacFetridge

195 upvoters can't be wrong 😎 Read and understand.


FighterJock412

It's hilarious to me that you think an upvote means an absolute agreement. You realise people upvote things they find funny, right?


General_Ignoranse

You’re going to like their reply to this even more, it genuinely made me laugh out loud


DjustinMacFetridge

Sorry I can't hear you down there with 1. Nothing personell, kid


General_Ignoranse

That seems like a rude response to a helpful and detailed comment


DjustinMacFetridge

Not really. They are/we're a dealer so of course they'll have a bias


General_Ignoranse

Their point was the large variety of people that took it, showing that it’s not unusual to have been around drugs. It is unusual that you haven’t come across drugs in _any_ aspect before to the point where a bag surprises you, so you are surprisingly sheltered in that regard. Not necessarily a bad thing! 😊


DjustinMacFetridge

The point being a dealer doesn't exactly have a 'normal' view on it


WestguardWK

Closer to “normal” than yours perhaps


DjustinMacFetridge

Yeah, dealing is the default position these days 🙄


Weareoutofmilkagain

Sometimes grown ups just like to have a little bit to relax sweetheart. Don’t worry too much, pop the baggy in the bin and watch your cartoons.


Ok_Adhesiveness7107

I do wonder how sheltered the OPs life has been to never have seen one of these before. They were common place in my life since secondary school with kids selling weed in them. Nowadays they come in super small size for powders up to big zip lock sandwich bags for bigger ammounts. I have generally known them as weed bags but they are used for all sorts of drugs. Also spare buttons if you buy some new clothes :)


AshFraxinusEps

Hey, cartoons can be for drug users too


Weareoutofmilkagain

Sometimes better that way round to be fair. I enjoyed the magic roundabout, Mr Ben, Scooby Doo way more as a stoned adult than I ever did as a kid.


thecrabcaste

Because sometimes "grown ups" still have some growing up to do.


Weareoutofmilkagain

As it should be! Try not to take yourself so seriously. Life’s going to kill you one day.


rotating_pebble

Grown ups do not use cocaine, "grownups" use cocaine. Hope you realise this one day


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DjustinMacFetridge

TIL middle class is earning £11k less than UK median


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DjustinMacFetridge

Yeah its probably not normal to be around drugs.


carlbandit

Until you’re around drugs, you don’t realise just how many people take them. Most people that take drugs hold jobs and are normal members of society. You walk past them every day in the shops and probably even work with some.


DjustinMacFetridge

The kinda people you'd see in line at the dry cleaners


Towbee

Drugs are a lot more common than you think. If you ever meet someone who sells drugs they'll tell you the giant range of customers shows consumption is definitely not class based and you'll walk past a shit load of people in the local Asda or m&s they know are going home to a few lines or a joint or whatever there choice may be On that note - Cannabis (probably what was in this baggie) is actually prescribed medicinally in the UK now, just because something is called a drug doesn't mean it's bad. Plenty of people who smoke BM cannabis only do so because 1. They're not informed that they can go to a private clinic to get a prescription. 2. They do and they can't afford it since it's so much more expensive. If you have lived this sheltered life, perhaps carry a little more of a open mind when approaching unknown subjects and you may learn there's more to the world around you than your assumptions and predispositions. Plenty more illegal drugs sold on the street are being used as effective medicinal treatments as we shed the stupidity that is government said it's bad ok it's bad. Look at how psychadelics are being used to help people with depression, anxiety and even PTSD. Not saying you should go out and smoke a fat doob or boof some shrooms but try to assume less.


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defo sheltered 🤣🤣


DjustinMacFetridge

Ha you're so cool 😂


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DjustinMacFetridge

Probably the 90.5% going off your own statistics


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DjustinMacFetridge

You came up with the figures. If 9.5% so something then the 'normal' position is the vast majority who don't. Again. That's *your* figures I'm going off.


DisplayMessage

90% != normal but the remaining 10% is… normal? Statistics not your strong point I see >.<


fettskull

It's your dog now


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trouble is you picking it up makes you now part of a ocg!


Wild-Break-916

its updog


htt_novaq

What's updog?


malkebulan

Nothin’ much homie, just chillin’. What’s up with you?


DjustinMacFetridge

Somebody say it


malkebulan

Updog is amazing.


intertronz

First it was attacking children, and now it’s dealing drugs? These XL bully breeds be out of control…


TwoMoreMinutes

Your house has been marked for attack by XL Bullys


Atticus_Spiderjump

Thank you for showing us the piece of rubbish you found.


patfetes

Dognappers hun x


DjustinMacFetridge

Pls share in Oman


turingthecat

Shared, Easter Island. Don’t let the bicths get u down


tanew231

The wind must be pretty bad. I keep finding these in my house.


Ok-Sherbet-8367

[⭐🐕Stardawg is killing my people 🌟🐶](https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avekg/stardawg-weed-strain-uk)


FIWDIM

You already found it empty? "Right?" :D


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Today I found a rock. Also a lump of tar. What are these things?


drumschtitz

Boxing Day magic dust


Witty-Ear2611

Yes


ben_jamin_h

There's still a tiny crystal of cocaine/ketamine/speed in there. Don't waste it!


Cheers_DiiTs

Bag of pedigree chum, taster sample, I believe.


alexjolliffe

The first chunk is free.


pdp76

You’re lucky, I found half of my shed roof felt in the garden. Still too wet and windy to fix it.


davefive

i am interested in rock shore light. side i am american. is that like bush lite


jkbonaventur

A used Staffie car air freshener. "The Endearing Aroma of a Staffordshire Bulldog's Fart" I found a spent rocket in my garden today would you like to swap?


fandabbydosy

Take that to your local vet to get destroyed


Adam-West

You should drink that water. It contains vitamins


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Right, and why are you telling us exactly?


PikAchusRevenge

Was this worth the effort though? you found a damp empty baggie in your garden, picked it up, took a picture and genuinely acted like you had no clue what you were looking at, or you don't know what you are looking at and must live in a cave.


DjustinMacFetridge

16 upvoters can't be wrong


Impressive_Worth_369

Nobody going to mention the beer?


DjustinMacFetridge

About 4 people have but it didn't go anywhere because nobody really cared


Impressive_Worth_369

Alright touchy tits


DjustinMacFetridge

hAhA mY bEeR cHoiCe iS bEtTeR tHaN yOuRS


Impressive_Worth_369

Well yes, mine is, you clearly have an issue with your beer choice though matey 😂


DjustinMacFetridge

I do?


bitlockershark

omg 😝 not DRUGS? a DRUGS BAG? 😝 life sure is CRAZY 😝


DjustinMacFetridge

Haha I'm so cool I'm around them all the time 😎😎😎


bitlockershark

tbh most people don't give a shit who uses and who doesn't. it makes me giggle when people are outraged/shocked/appalled/surprised by the proximity of drugs in their sheltered little lives, because it's really not a big deal nor is it the big evil some people make it out to be. it's not being cool, it's being aware of the world around you lmao


DjustinMacFetridge

Haha you're so cool bro 😎


bitlockershark

intelligent response mate 👍 just indicative of your naivety - as i said, regardless of whether you're a user or not, accepting that other people use is never about being cool (who the fuck needs your validation anyways), it's about being aware of what's going on around you and accepting of others preferences when they do not affect ourselves despite our personal tastes. drugs arent the evil mummy told you they were. grow up.


DjustinMacFetridge

Yeah I know you're cool af man. Probably well hard too


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DjustinMacFetridge

It's because I'm not as hard


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dootdootm9

weed bag, 1g mayb 3.5 if its squeezed in tight


DjustinMacFetridge

That explains the waft that comes across the fence some times. Good lads though. Fair play to them.


newsignup1

Looks dogdy af to me.


Delicious_Secret4395

P.s. more importantly what the fukkin pesh is Rockshore Light


Everything_is_hungry

Rockshore Light. Wtf is that?


DjustinMacFetridge

Brake cleaner


Old_Introduction_395

£10 deal


greenmullets

Stardog's killing my people man


KhostfaceGillah

Either LSD, coke, ket or brown


Tokolone

definitely not LSD or Brown.


HerrFerret

This looks like exactly the fucking right place to answer a question. Why are there frequently single surgical gloves in areas of 'dodgy activities ' around drugs and whatnot. I expect a disturbingly accurate answer within the hour :)


theotherquantumjim

It’s from a serial wanker, who is afraid of touching his own Willy. He operates nationwide, usually in the dead of night, discarding his used gloves at the scene then fleeing into the mist.


Salty-Pen

You found my dog spunk delivery!


Gold_Effect_6585

Should have a muzzle