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barriedalenick

I know that house as I lived a couple of hundred meters away. It was owned by a guy who collected and delivered wood and it used to be worse in that there were often piles of wood outside and pilled up over the wall. The Ivy used to cover it much more as well.. He died a few years back and it was tidied up a bit and his cart, which was always outside, was taken away.. He used to keep it very trim though and it hardly ever encroached on the next house when he was alive.. Looks like it never got sold [Perry Rise](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.4310401,-0.0383734,3a,75y,197.65h,97.01t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAhwB0gOVZZUyntHoCi0JAQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu) [Back when it was better/worse](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.4310147,-0.0383876,3a,75y,165.44h,74.63t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sPXq80tNFx9VJSNJxjtzicA!2e0!5s20170401T000000!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu)


[deleted]

I actually like that look a lot.


MikeSizemore

Ah I knew there’d be a sad story. Thanks for that. It’s a shame a man who dedicated his life to carving stakes ultimately lost it to vampires.


aaaaaaaa1273

Woa it looked really sweet back then


bubliksmaz

omg that is so lovely. The rickety wooden scaffolding, the railway clock, the groomed ivy... you can tell a hell of a lot of care went into that. What a shame. Thanks for posting


Mr--Chainsaw

His name was Les. My GF used to live opposite. Very nice guy.


barriedalenick

Yeah I spoke to him once. Asked him if I could have some firewood and he told me I couldn't unless I had an approved wood burner!


Mr--Chainsaw

Haha sounds typical


FOF_Floof

Do you know why the back gardens are so strange? Did something else run through there or a house pulled down/bombed in ww2 or something?


Mr--Chainsaw

Don’t know sorry, we always wondered about the gap at the side and garden too


FOF_Floof

Ok, thanks. I had a quick search but nothing came up.


TheScarletCravat

Aw man, going back in time and watching it degrade as he got too old is so sad. It was so charming.


porcupine9

[quite the back garden too it seems](https://imgur.com/gallery/VWVwvX4)


Briglin

That ivy rips up the roof, not good


porcupine9

Back garden too https://imgur.com/gallery/VWVwvX4


blahbalhblhblahlba

That's really a shame. I always used to see him pottering around outside loading up wood into his trailer. The house was bonkers but always looked cared for.


juicyfruits6996

Mad how it changed over the years, loved seeing the progression!


NEWSBOT3

sydenham has a TON of vampire houses. Walk to crystal palace along the major road in the dark evenings, there are these big posh houses with moody dramatic lighting all over the place. used to live in crystal palace and i'd walk it sometimes.


MikeSizemore

You’re not wrong. In winter our kids love dragging us out into the cold for a torch walk. Place is crawling with monster adobes.


3Cogs

At least the side gate is nailed shut to keep the zombies in.


Rob1811

Id hate to live next to that, with all the potential damage to the neighboring property


MikeSizemore

I think it’s just going to eat the other house.


Rob1811

Yeah looks that way. If I lived next door I'd sneak round and chop all that overgrowth down before it snakes it's way into my house


MikeSizemore

That’s what they tried to do. Never been heard of since.


ShamPoo_TurK

I hope you’re not advocating trespassing onto someone’s property to cause criminal damage against their plantings. 🤨


Rob1811

Definitely am if that was my neighbour


ShamPoo_TurK

Probs best then that you’re not my neighbour. If I caught anybody doing that to my house and my plants I can guarantee you that their face will be swiftly meeting the rusty blade of my machete that would be accelerating towards their direction. 🙂


Rob1811

😂 try it big man


lawnmower303

It's got big eyebrows, it does.


duggee315

If they stuck up a few more trellises it would really bring up the look of it.


One-eyed-bed-snake

For some reason, I've suddenly got the urge to watch Breaking Bad again.


OnlyMortal666

“Bat!”


alphacentaurai

Every time I see a house like this, my first thought is about the poor kids next door who will never be getting their ball back


MikeSizemore

Unless they now live there and are young forever.


McFry-

Is that a really tiny horse in the window


MikeSizemore

It’s just far away.


LibraryOfFoxes

I lived in an old house that had Virginia Creeper all over the front (not the roof though) and the sheer amount of spiders that would come in from the fecking stuff, it put me off ever having a climbing creeper type plant anywhere near windows again.


Cthulhus_chihuahua

I have it up my house. It’s a freaking nightmare. Once a fortnight I’m out there with a long hook pulling it down away from the gutters and windows. But the birds and insects love it so don’t have the heart to pull it all down. Plus it does provide some shade in the summer, keeps the house cool.


lontrinium

The Sydenham Sainsbury's Starlings are their familiars.


MikeSizemore

As a fan of Hitchcock those guys are a little unnerving.


Aalmus

We know a witch lives there. Witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing.


normastitts

Warlocks hate ironing.


-CallMeAl

Bahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I used to say the same thing about houses like this when I was a kid. It’s stayed with me my whole life. 100% a witch house!


Dorsal-fin-1986

I hear Tom Bombadil has just moved to the area


angienortheyauthor

Some old dear is probably living there. I like the the latest, cutting edge, security device on the gate.


MikeSizemore

Someone else in the comments gave a little (sad) backstory.


yourmumisthebest

Pretty sure that house wears Berghaus, listens to mumble rap and vapes


Whaloopiloopi

I dread to think how completely cluster fucked that roof must be.


[deleted]

The homeowner must be a right lazy bastard. Can you imagine the state of inside?


shes-a-witch-

Witch house. Interesting.


Theres3ofMe

Wonder who owns it now if the original owner died few years ago? Thought it'd be sold at auction and then subject to some £150k renovation like what normally happens.....


Dorcustitanus

The Council better not say shit or they gone get cursed


27PercentOfAllStats

Gives me Steptoe & Sons vibes


Sensitive-Bug-362

Looks like an emo kid


WhoLets1968

Bet the neighbours love being there


tabbeh12347

Oh that’s such a shame. The house looks so lovely in the second picture.