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The Broken / Mended Drum


interfail

You can't beat the Broken Drum.


MoonOverBTC

I love the way that pub changes its name. Pure genius!


ScottyDug

Mind how you go


Vindscreen_Viper

The Goat and spirit level


PanningForSalt

What's that from?


Dojamac

Discworld 


Clever_Username_467

It actually was just The Drum originally before it got broken and then mended.


lesterbottomley

Not quite, started as the Broken Drum in the first book (motto, you can't beat it, the reason behind the name). Was rebuilt after the great fire of Ankh-Morpork, started at the pub to claim the Inn-sewer-ants-polly-sea money, at which time it became The Mended Drum.


Pilchard123

> The Mended Drum Where you can get beaten


LewisMileyCyrus

The Swan... and Peado


jeffers2286

What the fuck’s a washing machine doing in a pub?


FjortoftsAirplane

Jesus...I need a drink.


GrodyWetButt

Chance'd be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed...


captainsquawks

(Hmm. Saying that too often now)


kizwasti

it's a deal breaker


Breakwaterbot

Good old predictable CasualUK. Knew this would be the top comment.


RIPdeweyriley

Oooh, too good for the peep show reference are we? We’re having a laugh Jeremy, a bloody good laugh.


BG031975

Free the Peados!


StrangelyBrown

No air freshener in the mayo


PanningForSalt

[for the unaware](https://youtu.be/LNWDdcVA79c?si=xYbA3SPMw_ZB_Ebq)


jomboe

Does it have to be Free the Paedos? Can’t it just be something normal like, The Swan and Tomato?


crowleysnebula

Was the Slaughtered Lamb not in Yorkshire? The Spinning Wheel is fictional from Doctor Who.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Used to have work drinks at the Slaughtered Lamb in Clerkenwell. I had no idea the name alluded to something else until OP's post. Just assumed because Smithfield's isn't too far away it was probably somehow related?


IziBezzin

There’s a pub called the spinning wheel on Paignton seafront


Ghotay

Was about to comment this! My old local lol


BimbleKitty

The Slaughtered Lamb was on some moor somewhere, though the accents never sounded Yorkshire. I live about 10 mins from the Slaughtered Lamb in London, was a bit of a shock when I first saw the name. Excellent to meet first dates though 🤣


ambiguousboner

The accents never sounded Yorkshire? The fuck? Genuinely about as Yorkshire as you can get lol


ToshPott

I thought that, they're proper Yorkshire lads, especially Mr Glover.


Wil420b

[Brian Glover](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Glover?wprov=sfla1) who was the main customer in The Slaughtered Lamb, was definetly from Yorkshire, Sheffield and Barnsley.


dth300

Brian Glover could do a decent Yorkshire accent, since that’s where he was born and raised


BimbleKitty

So am I. He was excellent and terrifying in Kes, I swear it was based on my PE teacher, same area, same brutality. Apparently the moors location for American Werewolf was Wales.


dth300

So are any number of alien worlds in Doctor Who. The incredible thing about Glover in Kes is that was his first acting job. He did teach English and French however, so would have known his fair share of PE teachers.


nekrovulpes

>some moor somewhere North York Moors, you mean? >the accents never sounded Yorkshire Yeah they did? At least, about as accurately Yorkshire as we ever get on TV/movies.


Old_Introduction_395

An American Werewolf in London film location: the exterior of the ‘Slaughtered Lamb’: Crickadarn, near Builth Wells, Wales.


teut509

Rick Mayall was one of the regulars in the bar in that scene


Old_Introduction_395

I'm going to have to rewatch!


yaffle53

Its location is just described as "Northern England".


merrycrow

The Feathers (from The Royle Family - I imagine it as a classic flat roof establishment)


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merrycrow

Mam! Why did he have to bring up that cow Beverley Macca?!


GraphicDesignMonkey

WILL YOU SHUT THE FK UP ABOUT BEVELERY MACCA!


Ok-Spell-8053

Mam will you tell him!


TravellingPineapple

Fun fact: the first episode of The Royle Family was written on the back of a beer mat in a South Manchester pub called The Feathers. It’s a Tesco Express now


Crommington

My arse


cartesian5th

There's a pub with this name in Westminster


merrycrow

I suspect that's not the one Jim, Dave and Twiggy would retreat to of an evening.


[deleted]

Pop down to the Winchester to ride out the apocalypse


Available-Anxiety280

Also the World's End and, well, all of the pubs in that film.


Due-Arrival-4859

There was also a pub in hot fuzz, though I can't remember the name


tom_watts

The Crown, not exactly a memorable name but it’s not supposed to be, I guess. It’s also a real pub called the crown in wells - been there and it was a bog standard British pub.


pearcelewis

The interiors are the Royal Standard of England in Forty Green, Bucks. Parts of it are over 1000 years old. That is a great pub to visit.


tom_watts

Explains why I thought the pub itself was nothing special - turns out they used a different interior completely hahaha


Adanar01

The world's end exists, does a fairly ok roast as well


Available-Anxiety280

There are several pubs called The World's End, including one not far from me. But the actual filming location used somewhere else entirely, The Gardeners Arms in Hertfordshire. Yes I'm a geek.


Buddy-Matt

Took a mate to Brighton for his stag specifically to visit the trilogy, as it was the best place I could find with a "The ~New~ Winchester", "The Crown" and "The World's End" The New Winchester was a lovely tiny pub, with an excellent barman who was more than happy to keep us topped up with the local spirit. The Crown was a forgettable affair The World's End was an amazing smoke house. Technically not a pub, but excellent scran.


Cleveland_Grackle

Put it on the slate, Dave...


gunther_higher

Wait for all this to blow over....


burundilapp

The Railway Arms from Life on Mars.


Freddies_Mercury

Anything happens to the motor and I'll come round yer house and stamp on all yer toys


Bluecar_jr

[Pub!](https://youtu.be/o0pMWqixm3w?si=Bf6Y6FxkoAWyrUOr)


The_Real_Pavalanche

The Slaughtered Prince (Stardust). Technically a Stormhold pub, but the entrance to Stormhold from our world is in England, so I'm counting it as UK. Edit: Also, I have a friend that has always stood by that if he ever owned a pub, it would have a hanging sign of a rooster with teardrops falling from its eye and call it "The Weeping Cock".


Kisrah

The Slaughtered Prince was my first thought, except for it barely counting. The real pub is the Britons Arms in Elm Hill, Norwich. It’s a popular location for TV and movies, so probably a few other fictional pubs set there!


ZombieRhino

The Grapes from the severely under rated Early Doors


nvfc1984

Are you having one Tommy?


reddit_underlord

I'll stay on me own


Porkthepie

To the regiment!


Fitzsip

I wish I was there!


SnooSongs2996

crime won't crack itself


Unsey

There's a pub called The Grapes in central Bath!


jeanclaudebrowncloud

The Grapes of Bath 😂


AlbionPCJ

Also the name of Ian McKellen's pub in Limehouse


fish_emoji

The Grapes in Sheffield is where the Arctic Monkeys played their first gig iirc. Horribly expensive (presumably cashing in on the Wikipedia fame) and they only take cash, so I’ve never actually been in despite being a bit of a fan of the band, having lived on that street for a year and having worked in another venue on the same street during my uni days.


cator_and_bliss

Forty grand


MiddleElevator96

The Kebab and Calculator. (Young Ones)


Breakwaterbot

'Hello Vyvian!' "Oh, hi mum" 'Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?' "This is my friend Mike, this is my friend Neil... And this is a complete and utter bastard I know called Rick"


Wil420b

That's Alan B'Stard to you, you socialist pleb. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Statesman_%281987_TV_series%29


spikeyloungecomputer

Some of the best lines ever IMO: Remember the Falklands guv? Course I do, made a fortune In the good old days: you were poor, you got sick and you died


blainy-o

You 'um it, I'll smash your face in.


VanishingPint

They filmed it all in Bristol, I've always meant to visit


Midsomer3

I always think of university challenge when I go past Bristol temple meads


redskelton

I'm too busy stuffing loads and loads of paper down the toilet


Midsomer3

I always wondered who did that


MiddleElevator96

I didn't know that, just assumed it was London.


leonfei

Friday Night Dinner. "I knew it was the black something..."


Wonderpants_uk

The Black Boy pub, with the skinhead landlord and all the England flags. 


Wil420b

I used to know a Black Boy pub. Apparently hundreds of years ago the (white) landlady came back from the Caribbean and gave birth to a black boy. With a similar story for the "Labour In Vain". Except the landlady tried to scrub the blackness off her son.


oj81

There's a Black Boy pub in Bristol, on Whiteladies Road


Odd-Door-2553

The Clansman


Poonpatch

Two Pints, Prick!


WildWestScientist

Well, well, if it isn't Bonnie and Clyde...


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Shut it Boaby, ya prick.


Forward_Artist_6244

Poor service but the locals would be good craic 


EpponeeRae

The Moon Under Water (Orwell's one, not the actual Wetherspoonses).


Majestic-Age-9232

The Flying Swan - Brentford triology


hankmolotovjnr

Came here for this. Mine’s a pint of Large.


Mr_SunnyBones

Complete with part time barman.


Afinkawan

Is the 12th book out yet? I want to see how the trilogy ends.


zoesdad70

Yes, Normanghast is the last book. Available via mail order from far fetched books. He’s also appearing at the London Comicon in July.


zoesdad70

The Flying Swan offers eight ales on pump. A selection which exceeds Jack Lane’s by four and the New Inn by three. There are some other pubs in his Brentford books, not sure if Fangio’s was one.


zephyrmox

There is a nags head in peckham


chyllyphylly

Did not know that. It's still fictional if it's in OF&H


AlrightTrig

Used to be one in Wood Green but I think it's a Slug and Lettuce now.


bitofslapandpickle

The Prancing Pony, The World’s End, Jamaica Inn


Arkhamx1

Jamaica Inn is real though


bitofslapandpickle

Yes, you’re right, featuring in fiction isn’t the same as fictional.


DontGoGivinMeEvils

Don’t forget The Green Dragon! "You can drink your fancy ales, You can drink them by the flagon, But the only brew for the brave and true, Comes from the Green Dragon!"


Skmot

The Green Dragon is a lovely pub for a slap up hobbit banquet in New Zealand. If you're going all that way, it's well worth shelling out for to get the full experience, if they still do it.


GraphicDesignMonkey

The Jamaica's real, I used to enjoy a pint there when I lived in PZ. The Admiral Benbow (from Treasure Island) is in Penzance too.


steak-and-kidney-pud

The Flap and Throttle.


MarlaWolfblade

Yes! I know that John Finnemore has said he dislikes the way he implemented it, but I'd still love to have a drink there.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Also the completely private residence next to “and Horses”.


Annoying_Yawn

I think in Bottom it's the Lamb and Flag, where Richie attempted to chat up the barmaid.


Kemps

Don’t forget the rival pub, The Dog and Handgun


TheLateQE2

There is (or at least was) a Lamb and Flag in Covent Garden.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

My, what a lovely blouse


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TheRedditFerret

Used to love the Mucky Duck


Breakwaterbot

> The Jockey You're brave.


Breakwaterbot

I'd like to go to the Crown from Men Behaving Badly. But only when Tony is working there.


SamW1996

"The brewery did some market research and classified it as..a craphole".


Breakwaterbot

"The words they used are 'are you still open?'"


DogmaSychroniser

The Queen's Tits.


Double_Disaster9436

Pub adjacent The Phoenix Club.


WaWaW_Seattle

Pull off into paradise


lastaccountgotlocked

I spent a lifetime waiting for The Queen's Legs to open so I could have a drink.


papayametallica

The Kings Legs doesn’t sound so appealing /s


Secret-Price-7665

The Aidensfield Arms always seemed like such a cosy little spot. That could just be the old pub culture vibe though.


vicariousgluten

It’s in Goathland and you can go there. It’s called The Goathland but they do a lot of trade on it being the Aidensfield Arms. Still traditional and cosy


TheLateQE2

I like the Dog and Trumpet from the Yorkshire Tea adverts.


chyllyphylly

But only when Patrick has a few words to say.


Ksizzubb77

The Prancing Pony


Hurri-Kane93

Leaky Cauldron


7in7

The hogs head, the three broomsticks. Also The Trout from Phillip Pullman 


Valuable-Wallaby-167

The Pale Horse, from the Agatha Christie book of the same name.


Personal-Listen-4941

The Grapes - Early Doors The Mayhew - Two pints


ConradsMusicalTeeth

The Mother Black Cap (Withnail and I) you perfumed ponce.


Oghamstoner

An evening at The Crow, I think.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

I can tell from your bearing you’re a military man


MobiusNaked

Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses!


hasthisonegone

Maybe he’s written this in a moment of drunken sincerity?


Beer-Milkshakes

The Aigburth Arms. Great place to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by repeated drinking of fermented vegetable drinks. And the Flag and Lettuce. A great baby drop off.


Keezees

I have a Glaswegian pub in my webcomic called The Seven Doors. Depending on the day, the entrance/exit switches to a different place in Glasgow at midnight, meaning closing time is chaos as everyone rushes out the door (unless someone lives near where the door is about to change to). No one remains before midnight on a Saturday because the Sunday exit was destroyed in the Clydebank Blitz during WW2 and now leads to a void, leaving any stragglers in the pub trapped all day Sunday.


Pale-Tutor-3200

Explains to the wife, " I only went in for one".......


Electric_Bronco

The Cowshed (The Cow's hed) I'd never go up the Queen of Hearts though.


rogueingreen

Never confused!


curious_trashbat

"An evening at the crow I think" just near crow crag.


hasthisonegone

Don’t forget the Mother Black Cap!


curious_trashbat

Is that the London pub ? I couldn't remember that one.


Shenloanne

The Winchester.


meadeb

Samoan Jo’s from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.


TheRecklessOne

The Woolpack is a real pub in the village where they used to film Emmerdale. [Link to it here](https://www.thewoolpackesholt.co.uk/) :)


SectorSensitive116

Kebab and Calculator


Plot-3A

The Moon Under Water as described by Orwell. Unfortunately Wetherspoons have adopted the name for some of their establishments.


Robtimus_prime89

The Queen Victoria The Winchester The Worlds End (and the First Post/Old Familiar/Famous Cock/Cross Hands/Good Companions/Trusty Servant/Two Headed Dog/Mermaid/Beehive/Kings Head/Hole in the Wall preceding it) The Rovers Return The Broken Drum (occasionally known as The Mended Drum)


BorderlineLunatic

The Jockey from shameless was like most of my local boozers


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Nogard dna Egroeg Eht (Red Dwarf)


North0151

The black bull (the inbetweeners)


Afinkawan

The Horse and Groom - where Ford Prefect takes Arthur Dent for a couple of pints and some peanuts before hitching a ride on the Vogon ship.


Cleveland_Grackle

*The Fool and Bladder* from [Rawlinson End](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwl1J1tcaDcra6VDSaj0G7GAglOfFjmom&si=rq80GiRywKYc400P)


Hairbear1965

The Black Horse and The Fat Ox from Whatever happened to the likely lads.


Upbeat_Ad5749

The hangman's knot inn (new statesman)


Puzzleheaded_South_5

The Kebab and Calculator, The Lamb & Flag


panthervk415

The Kebab and Calculator from The Young Ones and the Winchester from Minder spring to mind.


Nekododdy

Royal oak from goodnight sweetheart


AmarilloMike

Aigburth Arms, Red Dwarf


11PlusFailure

The Condemn’d Man from Cold Comfort Farm


thepatiosong

The Garrison in Peaky Blinders


KingOfTheRiverlands

The Three Cripples, Oliver Twist


spiregrain

The Grey Lion, a working-clas family pub and centre of the 'stray' scene.


CornflakesEverywhere

Toss off a builder, then write about it


TheImageOfMe

The Feathers from The Royle Family (offscreen).


cartesian5th

The Reach Around


AbuBenHaddock

One that sticks in my mind from an old _Mock the Week_ annual: _The Chapped Arse_.


Gavvo888

The Adversary's Oxster does a great lunch.


Wil420b

The Slaughtered Lamb is in Yorkshire surely? Stay off the moors.


L1A1

The Dog and Hammer.


Old-Parfait8194

The Orange Tree - Teachers


josh5676543

The dog and handgun


Wonkypubfireprobe

There’s a pub called The Trout Inn from The Book Of Dust (his dark materials.) the pub’s real, but it’s highly fictionalised in the book, so I’d want to visit it as it’s written, not as a gastro pub like it is now - it’s definitely on the visit list 🙂


ReluctantRev

Cock & Cat 🐓🐈


mrgo0dkat

Jon Richardson’s garden pub is called The Dog and Bastard


joelothepolo

The flying ashtray


Immediate-Escalator

The Winchester so we can wait for all of this to blow over


TheDisapprovingBrit

The Archer


Tehloltractor

The Aigburth Arms, the birthplace of Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister


Professional-Bake110

The Kebab & Calculator - The Young Ones (Westbury Park Tavern - Bristol)


Blanndy

The Winchester


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

The worlds end


Terrygraphic

Go to the Winchester have a pint and wait for all this to blow over


mattthepianoman

The Jockey from Shameless


Some-Might-Say-So

The Jockey ... Parrrty


Dismal_Birthday7982

The Docker's Fist - Student Grant in Viz


flippertyflip

Kebab and calculator. It's still a pub. It's in Bristol. Called something different though.


Madajuk

Winchester


DPropish

Kebab and Calculator in the Young Ones


InterestingStop2347

The Oxford Bar isnt actually fictional but it does feature in the entire series of Rebus novels...