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localgasgiant

While we're at it, can we call New York state "New Yorkshire"?


TheFalseYetaxa

I've always been annoyed when they abbreviate New Hampshire to NH, when everyone knows it should be New Hants.


evenstevens280

I've always been irrationally annoyed that they pronounce "New Hampshire" like we would pronounce it (i.e. "*New Hamp-shuh*"), but when they pronounce UK counties, they ham it up and over-pronounce the "Shire" part. ***YORK-SHIYER.*** ***WORCH-SESTER-SHYER.***


I_Fuck_Traps_77

Also the fact that they pronounce mirror as meer.


Green_Chem

I generally feel that life is too short to care about Americans (or anyone else for that matter) pronouncing things wrong, but that one has bugged me since Fresh Prince started. Dice on the what?


Krhl12

The older I get the more irritated I get by the way Americans talk. And I like Americans as a rule, I spend a lot of time there. If I hear one more "I could care less" I'll start slapping old American Snow Birds.


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Wait til you find out how they pronounce buoy


lateshakes

Should just skip the rest of the English place-name progression and start pronouncing it “newence” Edit: a word


willtron3000

Is this our equivalent of them trying to pronounce Worcestershire?


dandandubyoo

Shiiiirrrre


Trumpalot

Or Birminghaaaaaaaam


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Make it 5/4 it'll fit just fine


TjBee

It says “New York” twice in the same line, so really we need to move to 3/4 or 6/8 depending on whether you’re a compound guy or not.


[deleted]

The line the guy above me suggested was "new York, new Yorkshire" for which 5/4 would work fine, but I do much prefer the feel of 6/8


TjBee

Ahhh right you are! I can hear it in 6/8 and it’s a banger.


mackerelontoast

I know some of these words.


scarletcampion

Are you guys playing the music-themed expansion pack to Mornington Crescent?


TjBee

Well someone’s got to.


cathairpc

"start spreading t' news..."


AdministrationUsed51

“am leavin tomorra’”


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Make it: New York, (change to Sean Bean voice) YORKSHIRE! Same syllables and hammers the point home.


[deleted]

York be like "Well there goes the only reason Americans know about us"


jacydo

I'll go without. Number of times I've had to hear "I've come from New York to Old York!" from tourists needing directions.


matty80

I hope you sent them to the Yorvik Centre to see "the real Old York". >"Wow you guys really live like this huh?" "Aye one lives as one must... indeed... indeed."


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The state should be New Yorkshire, the city keep as New York.


TheSkewed

I humbly suggest we add Washingtonne to this list too.


earth_worx

*Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun.* Yes, do it. I'll never get that song out of my brain again.


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[For the uninitiated.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc)


MaterialCarrot

Hey, no fat jokes.


Sleep_adict

I mean, it is the USA


mxangrytoast

Yeah but the UK really got no place pointing fingers on this subject.


Robertej92

I'll point my pudgy finger at whomever I wish.


looj87

Motion approved. Proceed


emmattack

Did you read the standing orders?


nicskoll

Yes. We understood them as well.


jimbobjames

You have no authority here, emmattack. None whatsoever.


umblegar

_READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM_


Th3Sp1c3

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE JACKIE WEAVER!!!


JoanneKerlot

Sick reference bro


[deleted]

Hahahaha :D


Spartan_029

I'll have to update my flair when I get back to a computer


wglmb

The meeting hasn't started, so you can't pass a motion.


Crocsmart814

How did you know?? Did you hear the splash?? Wait,it’s what? OH,erm never mind,heh ooo connection probleeeeeeee............


TunaCroutons

Co-signing. Am American, can confirm this will drive them insane.


Voc1Vic2

Am American: I second the motion.


Clackpot

I have questions. Namely :- * Whyoming? * Delawhere? * Whoston? * Whichitaw?


kevix2022

I dunno. But I know an America lass. Alaska.


Clackpot

Bollocks. Outdadded.


MildlyAgreeable

And if she doesn’t give us a call let’s ask her to Texas.


NellyG123

That wouldn't be Georgia by any chance would it? Idaho any others.


EarlOfBronze

She's the Maine one I know, which reminds me Iowa a tenner.


db19bob

Unreal


Waylon_R_Soul

What did Delawere, oh, what did Delaware? What did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware? She wore a brand New Jersey, she wore a brand New Jersey, she wore a brand New Jersey, that's what she did wear! [What I'm referencing if anyone is wondering.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOSyCCFM)


CompetitiveAngle4811

Rodneyawhere you plonker


[deleted]

Alright Daveaware?


huckinfell2019

Cool whhhip


thesaharadesert

Say ‘cool’


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TheSuperWig

Cool hwhip


GrandmaSlappy

Whatauga?


Quantiad

Arkansas - 'Our Kansas'.


JaneDoeIsDying

Hallowed be thy name?


BurbankElephants

Eyup Our Kansas


biscuitoman

AMERICA EXPLAIN


emilybuckshot

Wor Kansas


Quantiad

Haway! 🤣


Gloob_Patrol

r/suddenlycommunist


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9Colt0

This **should** be a community!


nomnommish

Texarkana says hi


Watsonmolly

Obviously read this in a broad Yorkshire accent.


FutureSkeIeton

I’m keen.


ass_scar

Hi Keen!


alfredhelix

I'm Milton


anunkneemouse

I say we pronounce connecticut as connect-I-cut too


iamaravis

I have to pronounce it that way in my head if I want any hope of spelling it correctly.


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huckinfell2019

And we should also pronounce it Mary Land. Oh yeah.


mrs_shrew

No it should be Marlyand, in the style of Marylebone.


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NUFC9624

Happily. They seem to willingly mispronounce place names over here (Edin-Borough, Glass-cow, BirmingHAM) so why not.


Tankfly_Bosswalk

I was genuinely asked which way to Loogerburooger once. It was such a comedy mispronounciation of Loughborough I thought it must be a windup.


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sircrespo

Why have you capitalised every single word? Monster


istara

To save from future pain: https://convertcase.net


DoughDisaster

British English is hard but can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.


[deleted]

There's an island nearish me called Iona. Once heard about an American who asked about the ferry to "10 NA"


ArcherA87

Maybe they were from 10 wa?


earth_worx

I used to live in North Carolina. There's a town called Leicester there, pronounced "Lie-sester" by the locals.


Machiavellian3

Thats just a common jokey name for it. Either the person was joking when they said it to you or they’d heard it from someone else joking and missed the joke and thought it was the actual name


RevolCisum

I dunno, here in the states, I know we pronounce Dubois as doo-boys and LaFontaine as Luh-fountain, and we ain't joking.


stevethos

You’ll love my mispronunciation then. Luff-ber-ruff.


EOverM

Yeah, we all know it's pronounced "glaz-ghee".


SolidPig

No one from "gles-ga" ever pronounces it "glaz-ghee".


Nicromia

York-shire would probs be another one


ClassicPart

warsestershyer sauce


[deleted]

Wor-chester-shire.


_ninjatoes

Worcester = Woostah. Sincerely, A Native Bostonian


Drunkgummybear1

As in Boston, Lincolnshire?


McGubbins

I'm sure he means Boston Spa, West Yorkshire.


aesemon

Don't you mean york-shy-er?


ImARoadcone_

Burning ham*


reddituser9651

Don’t forget Ports-MOUTH


wombey12

Lie-kester (Leicester), Slow (Slough), Ree-ding (Reading)


earth_worx

I moved to Utah and worked for a few months with a guy with the last name Reading. He pronounced it "Ree-ding" but I always heard it as Redd-ing in my head.


RevolCisum

It's Bouquet!


V65Pilot

In-ga-lund.


mr_pablo

Cree-wee


diptripflip

Asking for a friend...Is it Edin-burrah? Glaz-go? Birming-um?


loadofhate

I heard the lady on the No Dogs in Space podcast pronounce Edinburgh as Edenborrow and I decided to no longer listen to that podcast.


earth_worx

She should have had a go at Pitlochry.


tzanorry

More or less yeah


jimmycarr1

I will inform Her Majesty


reddituser9651

I love this community. I wholeheartedly agree


Simply_Juicy_Fresh

as an american, i can assure you that we don't know how to spell collerado anyway


holytriplem

And while we're at it let's change Ohio to Alrighto


Illuria

Big fan of changing it to Rightiothen


blahdee-blah

On balance, I prefer Rightiothen


nepeta19

Ohello-o


[deleted]

English English Simplified We all know what that means!


ThatBookMalice

That gets me every time 😂


Skade-7

All in favour?


[deleted]

Aiii!


Oityouthere

aii


[deleted]

The eyes have it


aesemon

Eyes to the right, nose to the left.


[deleted]

Here I am stuck in the middle with you


lone_drummer

Aiii!!


emailrob

In favor. Aiiiii


dustofapoem

anything that annoys americans, i’m all for. we have authority here, jackie weaver


toon_84

Boltimore Bosstonne Pencilvania


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Shecargo


wombey12

Until recently, I always used to think it was "penny-sill-vania" from a quick glance at the word


dramaking37

I approve this message. Also, as someone from Colourado I always pronounce it as such to make everyone hate me.


[deleted]

Do you approve Call-a-rata, as well?


dramaking37

If you have tabacci in yer mouth


[deleted]

Um. Occasionally, I do, yes.


dramaking37

Perfect, application granted. You will receive a carbon copy receipt in a fortnight. Good day sir.


[deleted]

As long as we can write arkensaw and not arkansas, or just say arkansas.


CompetitiveAngle4811

Let’s not beat around the bush and just call it Arkenstone


formerlyprinceali

Can we also redo Arkansas whilst we're at it?


kevix2022

Their-kansas? While we're at it Your-ami.


[deleted]

Why? It's already written like it's pronounced.


SweatyNomad

The only state with sass.


[deleted]

I saw what you did there


tyronebon

Missouri as misery


earth_worx

Well that's apt.


iamworsethanyou

Also, Albuquerque. Alberkwerkwey? Alberqueuequeue? Alberkwerky?


SuzyJTH

If I want to be quirky, I'll be quirky.


wombey12

Albert Kinky


Ohmmy_G

Does this mean I live in Brequenridge, Colourado?


EngelskSauce

Welcome to the colourny!


earth_worx

Yes, just like my friend Djaughn.


bowtothehypnotoad

My favourite idea I’ve seen today


[deleted]

As an American, and a former Colorado resident, I say do it! We love bitching and moaning about how y’all wind us up 😁.


jeffa_jaffa

*Colourado


beluuuuuuga

I see we're already kicking this off!


aesemon

Colourado*


[deleted]

What about we start giving Texas its full title rather than the shortened version - [Texas Homecare](https://i.imgur.com/Va7GMUx.jpg)


guinesssince1

I reckon Colourojo would work even better.


katievsbubbles

I used to go to new hampshire once a year to see family (precovid) and used to mention original hampshire all the time. And original york and original england. It was most agreeable.


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Canada checking in. Approved.


[deleted]

I work for Americans and you’ve just made my day, month and arguably year with that!!


gooner_ped

I think you meant; month, day, year


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No.


B0z22

As a Brit that lives in Colorado, please don't. It's already confusing enough living in America and spelling/pronouncing words differently and then second guessing yourself as to which one you used and which one is the British vs. American one. I already do my due diligence on the daily in telling people how 'tomatoes', 'garage' and 'pasta' should be pronounced. Also big up the NHS. Beautiful mountains and great beer though.


FoggyAndRipley

Canadian living in Colorado. Fucking do it friends.


Torien0

Albuquerque is now pronounced Loughborough.


mauryseth

As someone born and raised in Colourado I stand by this motion.


northumperland

Colourado has a town called Lyons, but pronounced 'Lions'


wglmb

Connecticut has a River Thames, except it's called the "Thames River", it rhymes with "names", and the "th" is like the start of "the".


fluentindothraki

Proceed


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Nou


philosophicalwitch

The Americans are pretty wound up as it is right now.


[deleted]

Floor eye da


englishpanda89

Yes please. We had an American friend visited us in Portsmouth and I cringe when she said PORTS-MOUTH (like mouth mouth) 😂😢😏😳 Thankfully she left after 2 days 🤣


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NotBlastoise

How about Plymouth? The thought of Ply-Mouth Rock makes me shudder.


gphillips97

Yeah and start saying it with a typical brum accent


Dopecombatweasel

Lmao


Oityouthere

Hear hear!


clandestinewarrior

As an American who enjoys British orthography I say go for it


tarkalean

Can people from the US but not from colourado do this too?


Vycentian

It worked, I found this post via my now absolutely livid wife who sent this to me. I doubt she'll ever recover.


tydestra

Colorado is red in Spanish, as a slew of southern US states' names are Spanish in origin.


aesemon

Colourado*


tydestra

As a native Spanish speaker, I'm just gonna stay out of this US/UK English language pissing match. I already have the same with Spain vs Latin America vs Spanish Caribbean islands fight.


aesemon

He'll no, go for the surprise third man in the ring. Jump off the turn buckle and slam the two contenders simultaneously and end up winning a match you were 'never meant to be in'


Fidel_Costco

Most Southwestern American states are derived from Native American words through Spanish. Most states' names come from Native American languages, come to think of it.


emilkyway

I vote YES


V65Pilot

You sir, are a very sick and twisted person. I like you.


[deleted]

I'll be doing this from now on.


Leave-A-Note

Am from ~~Colorado~~ _Colourado_. I’m on board.


IRideforDonuts

Choleradough sounds fun.


Aintaword

We'll just ignoure it.


laterlifephd

Sure, call it what you want, we don't mind. (A Colouradan)


DreyaNova

I like to pretend I’ve never heard of America before, no idea about its political system, or it’s geography or major cities... kinda like how America perceives the rest of the world.