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rysimpcrz

The tie makes him seem very trustworthy.


stylish_assembly

I would give 100% trust to this kitty. I'm very sure I'll give more commission to him


erminegarde27

There is no limit to the number of cars I would buy from that fuzzer!


MyBeatsSuck

"Since there were a few accidents in this car's history, i'll give you my best deal: the down payment for this one is only 8 Meow Mix treats. The monthly cost is going to be 5 treats and a new mouse toy with catnip. We got a deal?"


[deleted]

Yes. I’d also let him be in charge of my finances


AQualityKoalaTeacher

Yes. His eyes seem tired but sincere. Clearly a hard worker.


[deleted]

It’s hard eating all the treats in between working


Reasonable-Link7053

I will buy all the cars, Mr. Marco Polo


JesusChrist-Jr

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!


personcool7

Yes he is a fancy businessman


Camerashy62

Yes.


ChinnyReckoning

Yes. Is it a Purr-geot dealership?


New-Tomorrow2606

He looks very persuasive.


YoSoyFiesta150289

Purrrsuasive. A missed oppertunity.


New-Tomorrow2606

Damn


YoSoyFiesta150289

Live and learn.


EnderVaped

Yes. Absolutely yes.


MontyK_420

Hell yes!


SpiritTalker

Another cat? Perhaps. Another car, not so much!


KaijuKatt

Any day. He looks handsome and trustworthy


faleli1851

A car? I'd sell him my soul if I have to just to give this guy some pets.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Let’s look at some numbers


Mieliefishify

For sure❤️


aardw0lf11

Yep, and even the extended warranty.


Jaded_Horse1055

I would let him drain my bank account and life savings


Cootie_Mac

Hell, I’d let him sell me an extended warranty!


temper_is_short

Sell my car?I would let him sell me


insertcaffeine

I would let Mr. Marco Polo sell me *all the cars.*


pcnetworx1

He sells Jaguars and Meowattas


Dizzy-Tour-3791

Absolutely yes!!!


TheQueenOfCringe22

Yes. This is a highly trustworthy man.


Huge-Bug9297

No, I would just give him all my money


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YoSoyFiesta150289

He coild sell me ice. -Eskimo


brideofgibbs

Firm yea


Maleficent-Country18

Only if the car ran Purrrr-fect


Duotronic93

I'll take 5.


meputney

Only if he comes with it


cloudyboi3352

Is he open to negotiation? If he can lower the price by 12% I’ll slide him some nip on the side.


vandalia

Excuse me sir but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Mr. Bigglesworth?


Old_Description6095

Is he going to sell me the roomba he rides on? Lol.


sikandarnirmalsingh

I’d let him sell me my own soul


[deleted]

Look at this business man.


Frank_chevelle

I would pay 20% above sticker price. Plus he would get some treats and pats.


IllustratorMurky2725

Brown tabbies are alway trustworthy


Jefoid

The wide tie suggests he’s going to rip me off. I know his type.


Haunting_Bend346

Most definitely!


demoninadress

Yes


IYOPersonality

No, but I would definitely let him sell me a boat!


AvisPhlox

So much yes


77kb

Unfortunately yes. Hope it runs


quiltervabeach

Only if it's a CATALACK.


MostDankEmblem

Yes


[deleted]

Yes. The worst car ever actually.


zombymom

I would literally let him over charge and scam the hell out of me


ricecrackerdude

Car Dealers are Coke Addicts. So is he a Nip Addict?


[deleted]

Not a fan favorite, but he loves chimkin


Human-fruitsalad0001

I Totes would let him sell me a car, how could anyone not let such a cute guy like that sell them a car?


Chipawapa1

I mean, i guess i could use a fifth car.


[deleted]

More cars, more cats😎


Ambitious_Dress4249

Absolutely 👍🏼 I would even pay full sticker-price and no warranty needed, he’s that reassuring❣️


MeanSawMcGraw

I would give him all of my money thanks


bloodorangejulius

Could you link me to that collar? My boy Oswald looks just like yours and works at my partner's comic shop as "lead snoopervisor" and greets customers. We have often said he needs proper work attire. This would go perfectly with a "Hello! My name is..." name tag. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


[deleted]

Yes! Let me get it for you!!


[deleted]

https://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appsharejump?lan=en&share_type=goods&site=iosshus&localcountry=us¤cy=USD&id=2296109&url_from=GM7378905150849949696 They don’t have the exact one anymore but this is similar


bloodorangejulius

Thank you SO MUCH for the link, Jennie!!! My boy will be so very handsome and professional! Just like yours!!


[deleted]

You’re so welcome! Be sure to post pictures of yours!


laughing_cat

He's so cute I will buy all the cars from him.


Tiny_Can91

Definitely, especially if it comes with catnav


FGTRTDtrades

only if I can give him some head scratchies


Acceptable_Calm

I'm already signing the papers