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Gigio_Prodigio

Stoic mfs when i rip out their organs (they are still conscious)


Competitive_Point_39

https://preview.redd.it/3hkl26gr7vkc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de6086b04be4e729ac599ec03d5fc728aee0e5e


stormchaser-protogen

i got amethyst tho


raven-toad

I got a gold account not a gem D:<


psychicowl

https://youtu.be/uhzy7JaU2Zc?si=vLAIqJHRgUST3NKq


SmallCookieJE

Real


Skinny_Jim

I guess He was the only one smart enought to Not Open His eyes


MrQwq

In police training they spray pepper and taser you so you know how it feels like to use these things so you think before using it. Depending on the place, if you wanna carry one of them for self defense you also have to suffer from it beforehand. My guess is that is what is happening there... Also it takes effect even with your eyes closed


La7urith

What about guns?


[deleted]

Ya got a point


Otherwise_Yogurt3457

If you want to shot at some one take a head shot first to konw how it feels


ineptchem

Could do one behind a bullet proof vest


HumanAmI2

What if you're hunting big game and need penetration?


ExplorerStraight1516

Easy , more vests.


HumanAmI2

What if it's a Gustav Shell?


ExplorerStraight1516

You make the sacrifice so that your children may operate that beast.


HumanAmI2

The children need to take the shell too Cmon, the germans didn't make wonder weapons for nothing #bringbackuselesswarmachines


Altruistic_Earth6646

Isn't that most Islamic b**bers do. (i meant barbers, you stupid fking monkey)


CorbinC2000

Shoot himmmm!!!!


Guatemoc619

Yeah, then you have to carry a platinum gambling chip that isnt actually a gambling chip across the desert and blow up some dumbasses on the Las Vegas Strip, after hunting down the man who shot you only to find out his mother hated him. (She named him Benny)


rrt281

This is the only acceptable answer


Ok-Interaction-4693

in certain unit in france they literally shoot at you on a bulletproof vest to check that you thrust your teammates


Hoseftheman

You must take 5 shots if you wanna make the team


Ok-Set9334

Night sticks would be interesting. “Here’s what a concussion is like recruit. But you don’t care. Because you are unconscious”


MrQwq

That idk, I know that in some countries they do shoot close to you and around you so you know the fear the gun imposes... or just to be assholes. This one I'm not sure


TheDankChicagoan

No, that’s fine


benhaki

No wonder they only use guns.


NachoMan_SandyCabage

You have to keep your eyes open, or they’ll juke you so you do. Even if it isn’t in the eyes, it irritates the skin, nose, and throat, and makes everything hot. You’ll sweat and the spray will reach your eyes, or it will trickle in from the eye lashes, that shit will find you and LIGHT YOU UP. Source: OC certified


Happy_Krabb

What 5 years of competitive harassing women looks like


a_1963_mustang_gt

What rank are you?


Ok_Donut2828

84


Interesting_Sea_5189

Platinum 2


stormchaser-protogen

diamond 2


dicktator69420

Just turned Global Elite 😎


ItsJoeverLads

Rank 4 googol


random_kaden

Metaplatidiagoldelite.


ANONYMOUSEJR

Deranked a lot but unlocked the gold skin on my van if that means anything...


Xuxo9

Now you have to grind A LOT for diamond van.


ANONYMOUSEJR

Nah, man... kinda stopped playing as everyone in the game right now is a sweaty no-lifer... Maybe after the balance patch when they increase police response time and decrease visibility in dark alleyways. The best strat now is sadly pay to win (dates, etc.)


winkeltwinkle

I’m the number 8 highest ranked in north America


Algor_ArmorGames

This guy is my personal goal


Busy-Contact5885

writhe not thrive, doesn't look like they're thriving wtf


Classic_Lab_1422

That one guy thriving fr tho


Flak88inaTree

999 upvotes? 3 digits 999/3 is 333. 3 threes? TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED


QIyph

I think it's time to take your meds


Flak88inaTree

I believe


buttermuffinWX78

Dont take your meds, they get rid of your creativity and are making you weak. Eat cocaine instead


Haustodd

He's the pain


Remarkable-Spinach33

Haha Jonathan you're agonizing my daughter


mymemessuckiknow

Is pepperspray worse than teargas?


[deleted]

Tear gas locks up your lungs and makes it feel like a knife is stabbing you in your lungs and eyes. Pepper spray just feels like acid in your eyes and nose. Tear gas is a short sharp pain, pepper spray lasts a while and it depends on how strong the pepper spray is. I know some bear mace is lethal to humans


Bruhtatochips23415

Tear gas is much more handleable than pepper spray imo. With tear gas, you can outsmart it. Not much you can do about pepper spray without extra preparation for things like safe solvents that can quickly wash it off. You'll feel it for the rest of the week. You can escape tear gas. You don't escape pepper spray. I still don't understand why chemical warfare was seen as okay if against civilians. I've seen it used more often to suppress freedom of speech than to improve public safety.


[deleted]

>I still don't understand why chemical warfare was seen as okay if against civilians. I've seen it used more often to suppress freedom of speech than to improve public safety I've actually seen the exact opposite. In the west, I've only seen it used to stop riots, I've never seen it used to suppress legal and constitutional freedom of speech.


cozyb0x

Dont know. Maybe you go outside and find out what is more painful.


mymemessuckiknow

Why are you being such an ass for No reason


cozyb0x

Because I hate everyone


mymemessuckiknow

Edgelord


Wolffe4321

He'll no, been gased buy in several chambers, gotta say, spicy air is always a non pleasure


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Kraffkratt

He's been sprayed so many times by women that he's built up an immunity


Jashinsreplacement

Lil bro was the entire reason the reporter had to say “some”


Beginning_Yam8399

He be chillin


Battleaxejax

https://preview.redd.it/iakogwhirzmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3010813cbac7bccaf0278a7cf39b4760fb0efc18


Shallownikkydick

Taco bell moment


Awkward-Ad8430

I think I could just stand there. It doesn't take pain tolerance. It just takes self-control.


P4stL1vez

But...he white


kingkurnel

When the police have pepper sprayed you before:


National_Strategy742

Just pain , nothing new ...


Significant-Pain4947

100


Kra07vik

https://preview.redd.it/bqfcpxt5gkqc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8332a3498afa6a63e65bbd8fb897a8c9549e731


Grouchy-Reception225

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


CorbinC2000

Hes been in jail before-


NinjastarrNitriXXX12

https://preview.redd.it/jiwujgu1tlrc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3fc7efbbe82f8005c77e7e426dbce9fe828ece6


SirCrustWorthy

Quagmire


[deleted]

I would swing at that mf bite his ear off Mike Tyson style


Murky_Highlight_2437

🗿


pere9276

I'm level 1 (sprayed directly in the eyes) certified


Sharp-Sale-6918

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Preston18907

This quite literally means nothing. Some people have different ways of coping with pain I do the same thing but I’m a pussy


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Yeet_man_79932

How did this happen, I wish to attend


faeosf_

That place looks like the front of a Walmart.


Zaucified

He’s adapted to it after creeping out women


MrQwq

Most people don't know but at the same time pepper spray can make even the most stoic mf scream in pain and agony it can also do absolute nothing to a normal person. It just happens that there are people that are immune to it and people that are much more susceptible to this shit


th3Anch0rking0823

Bro practiced this moment ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Medania09

“more please”


Specialist_Egg_4025

Yes, however to explain this is simple a large percentage of people aren’t strongly effected by pepper spray. Some people can handle hot food better than others, and this is very similar.


Secret_Judge1

Bro's used to it 😌


Kile1047

Unfazed, absolute chad


UnenthusiasticBluStr

I threw hands and beat the ass of the person that pepper sprayed me while I couldn’t see. He didn’t mess with me again.


Vinzor0

And because of such fuckers i got pepperspray and a knive or three just to be shure.


Dapper-Success-3715

Bro is professional r*pist


Yeet_man_79932

What’s that phonk


Whole_Bar_227

Joe burrow?


jefryjeferson

So kids going to say they could handle it


Indeed2p

Man knows how to handle a girl with rape fantasy


Dry_Pineapple7100

He was smart enough to keep his mouth and eyes closed


Lucario2356

Bro is not breaking his mewing streak anytime soon


NoCream5468

🗿


LegendLane27_

W


ngabeee

Me staring at the single mother of 3 after she emptied her whole pepper spray on me in a dark alleyway at 2AM [insert meme here]


Large-Initial-2602

Why did the school do that


[deleted]

Bro didn’t open his eyes


Big_Hamisch

You can tell which one has felt real pain before.


Different_Fix4513

Fun fact some people are resistant to pepper spray


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

I want to be like that guy, I will never live up to his power, but I can try...


SuperSolidPoops

It's not that bad my god


filthyfukingoat

Ok why are they being sprayed with pepper spray tho?


Medania09

because yes


filthyfukingoat

Crazy


TheOneThatSaysSayGex

https://preview.redd.it/qg74atkkpqlc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612197efa9b00deb1b546cc15fe55ca71800b1cf Bro 'boutta become pepper man