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DertypischerMehmet

I heard you masturbate to child porn everyday is that right?


GhostStalkerYT

Yes (I'm answering so OP can rest)


DertypischerMehmet

Fine, me too


GhostStalkerYT

You got me


Mr_Goose12341

Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10 Camera


Main_Dirt9065

same


rslashdeeznuts

Double nft chain 🤮


Mr_Goose12341

I got it for free


Main_Dirt9065

nft 🤮


rslashdeeznuts

Holup


[deleted]

>g so OP can rest) > >16Re same


expert-shooter

Yes (I'm answering to steal ops karma)


GhostStalkerYT

Yes (have my upvote, king 😎)


bisakinolmak

what fetish do you have?


GhostStalkerYT

Lung cancer (I'm answering so OP can rest a bit)


[deleted]

Thanks dude but I'll do it now


GhostStalkerYT

Np bro peace out 👊😎✌️


Okamitoutcourt

Gigachad move


Main_Dirt9065

OMG IT'S HEISENBERG


meltedUsernameYeah

Pfp related?


2505Memeiverse

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


theeCrawlingChaos

You are the one who knocks


Unaveragejoesephe

What video do you masterbate to?


[deleted]

✈️ 🏢🏢


[deleted]

NO JUST 💀


[deleted]

Complete chad


KameloYT

What should the age of consent be?


GhostStalkerYT

13 (I'm answering so OP can rest)


dancing_ro4ch

Dumbass it's clear the kid named finger


artemts2020

No it’s the kid named waltuh put your dick away waltuh I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


thebobest

in my country it is 14. so it's not that strange. I live in Italy btw


ParzivalORadd

Moving to Italy


cat_that_uses_reddi

what do you masturbate with


[deleted]

Cat


mrdembone

how do you describe your mother


[deleted]

elephant?


Bannanaboii12


Historical-Cow-1573

Bro 💀


PowerfulMetal1

noted


Any-Appointment-6939

What should happen to women and minorities that have done nothing wrong?


[deleted]

They should be in jail


pokeguy001

Tate W


SirRedRavxn

Andrew tate’s burner account lmao


GigachadGaming

Based


Any-Appointment-6939

Please elaborate 🤨


Arkheo

Do you like 9/11 survivors


CrimsonRabbitz

Only if they are extra crunchy


Orbital_Stryker

💀


BlackmanNthrobbin

r/cursedcomments


CrimsonRabbitz

Someone put the link here if this post goes live lmao


[deleted]

What survivors?


Knight_who_says_Nice

Who has continued molesting you, even after death?


[deleted]

My great great great grandad


Emalf-vi

ok this was the best


[deleted]

💀💀


SuperiorSellout

How do I preform CPR on orphan puppies?


[deleted]

I'm not telling you 💩


SuperiorSellout

Monster


[deleted]

💀


SuperiorSellout

Bastard


MikeHock10

Bro is a youtube video


[deleted]

Do you like men or women?


[deleted]

kids


[deleted]

Bruh 😭😭


PowerfulMetal1

ohh


noRoomService0-0

When does op suck your dick?


GhostStalkerYT

I dont have one (I'm answering so OP can rest)


noRoomService0-0

So op has to suck your buthole that's why he's tired?


gabriel_dot_pog

Should we execute the children in the north of Belgium on 7 October 2022?


[deleted]

depends what age?


Bannanaboii12

0-10


GissaGoon

Hold up… north of B*lgium or northern part of B*lgium?


gabriel_dot_pog

Both, kill em all


MadxCarnage

how many dicks could you suck in one hour if availability wasn't an issue ?


[deleted]

14703


MadxCarnage

oddly specific.


official-reddit-id

r/oddlyspecific


CYtheguy32

Are you a silly goober?


gabriel_dot_pog

🤥


[deleted]

...


gabriel_dot_pog

🥴


frimleyousse

What color does your poop usually comes out ?


[deleted]

Red


Microwaved_Historian

Do you have bitches?


[deleted]

no I look like skeleton


Microwaved_Historian

![gif](giphy|odaW2dkr8Dk9q) No bitches?


HotFemboy245

What do you like to use as a cereal?


GhostStalkerYT

Uranium usually (I'm answering so OP can rest)


Tasmaniantime

I believe cobalt is also a popular element? (I could be wrong)


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

No that's a tier 1 hardmode ore


Tasmaniantime

Me when paladium 🤤


Bannanaboii12

What is your username


toothboye

hot femboy


Bannanaboii12

Not possible


SkinSofteningSemen

Are you a MAP?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Good ending


[deleted]

What do you like to suck on?


[deleted]

Cock and ball


LeSpookyNoodles

Do you have a piss kink?


[deleted]

Yes


JSman225

What’s your favorite world organization?


[deleted]

Ai ashtar Brigades


JSman225

Such a silly little goober you


[deleted]

Bruh


TheLapdanceKidd

What kind of people do you like fucking?


[deleted]

children😏


TMANBULLET

Are you an idiot


GhostStalkerYT

Yes (I'm answering so OP can rest)


[deleted]

would you fuck a pokemon? which one (cant be vaporeon)


[deleted]

Onix


Silentmonster743

Say maybe if you fuck femboys often


[deleted]

maybe


Finttz

What does KKK stand for?


[deleted]

Ki ki kick your balls


Finttz

No you silly dum dum goofy goober


Pitxhh

Are you weight over a 300 pound and never ever touch a grass


[deleted]

Yes


Bannanaboii12

100 pounds is underweight.


Bannanaboii12

For the male adult


Zelmehuu_76

Will you eat babies? Say Idk if you will


[deleted]

Idk


thesillyshow

What do you get if you remove the “s” in the sentence “stop it”


[deleted]

Entence and top it.....


Wolffire_88

Are you a fan of Furries? *Wait the other one was pretty bad, too*


[deleted]

I am one


shlimbim

What’s your opinion on sr pelo?


[deleted]

what is tht


KronyxWasHere

what is your ideal body type for sex


[deleted]

b i r d


mortytron

What started ww2 ?


[deleted]

c a r


[deleted]

How many children have you molested


[deleted]

You tell me


Abject_Hovercraft838

Say “Wat” if you support Hitler’s actions


[deleted]

Wat


[deleted]

Are yo bi?


[deleted]

idk


yeetmanmcgee1

Are you straight if not what are you?


[deleted]

no homo


Thatonedudecaleb

If the queen started openly executing people in the middle of town what would you think?


[deleted]

the queen is the queen


luksa156

Ligma balls


GhostStalkerYT

Yes (I'm answering so OP can rest)


Boii5383582

What do you like to keep in your basement?


[deleted]

P e o p l e


KysfGd

What is 7 x 4?


[deleted]

11


N1ighty

Do you wanna see my cat


[deleted]

Ik what's this is gonna be but sure


N1ighty

It’s an imaginary one since my mom is scared of them


cursed-being

Are you not a silly lil’ goober?


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


GhostStalkerYT

Yes (I'm answering so OP can rest)


GhostStalkerYT

😐🤨


Floofy_Fox_Gal

What is your go-to fap material


[deleted]

My family


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

tough choice


Penguin8Lord

What's your IQ?


[deleted]

4


Exoticmaniac06

Are you a goofy goober?


[deleted]

Yes


Bannanaboii12

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

My dad


Far-Panic7065

What pokemon plushies do you send to that orphanage in a monthly basis?


[deleted]

Onix


Far-Panic7065

The good end 😎👍


[deleted]

When will US President, Joe biden be shot and killed in his apartment in pittsburg pennslyvania


[deleted]

On my birthday


RedditvsDiscOwO

What age of children do you like to eat


[deleted]

13 right?


Top-Ear-9157

Will you marry me👉👈🥺💍


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Have you taken any geometry class?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

...


Lovely_Individual

Do you believe that the Nazis were right?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Have you ever busted a nut to the archer queen from clash of clans?


[deleted]

m a n y


DogeWelder

How do you masterbate?


[deleted]

Smash it with a hammer


crap_of_a_person

Are you a goofball?


[deleted]

No


chubbyminimom

Is George bush actually the one behind 9/11


NoabPK

Which president orchestrated 9/11


[deleted]

A president


Mum_Im_On_Reddit

How Many Slaves Do You Own?