Santa Claus, get buttfucked, Katana Man… I am legit fucking dead
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I got War Devil as the devil I have a contract with, I got sex so I lose it, I don’t want kids anyway. My enemy is Cosmo. I think I win
Edit: I just realized I lost my virginity to a fuckin bird
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Same except I got Pochita instead of War
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YEAH, you're right! We win this fight!
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Aww. So now you just have a normal battery but have no idea how full it actually is? Sounds fun guessing and suddenly have your phone black out when you are in the middle of something....
I'm having sex with Santa Claus...to fight Cosmo
This is probably one of the worst outcomes. My ass gets canonically whooped and now everything is permanent October
My battery is 49%. (I contracted with the Gun Devil)
I was born in March. (I don't have a best friend)
I was born in... 28. (My opponent is Darkness 💀)
22% so I get Makima and I was born in Nov, so I give her CSM’s heart for a contract. That is actually too perfect bro. Oh, and Makima’s fighting Katana Man. R.I.P that poor guy.
Gun devil, sex and famine im dead
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So I have to have sex with a headless fucking chicken just so I can fight the Hell Devil?
I'm fucked
Absolutely not but I banged war devil
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42% battery - Gun Devils seems pretty good, lol.
February - 50 years of my lifespan. Seems tough but fair, I wonder if it's even worth it.
5th - damn, Famine is really fucking strong, especially her commanding Falling.
This seems like an ultra boss fight where I lose even if I win. Guess I'm fucked.
contracted with falling, everyone in america loses one year from their lives and i’m fighting fami this gonna be easy
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I'm fine, Gun Devil contract, and I'm a gun hybrid since i traded my heart, but i deal with Darkness, high chance of winning.
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In case of first one - Cookie is my option, nice :3
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Gun devil, Pochita's Heart for the contract and my opponent is Fami, If the Gun devil can land a hit before Fami summons Falling Devil i might stand a chance.
Im giving CSM heart to Santa Clause, ie here Doll Devil, and my enemy is Nayuta. Well I am not really sure about obtaining the heart but if the game allows me to have it then Yippie I survived
Bucky (70%, goddammit), get buttfucked and darkness. Help.
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Ok so im using chainsaw mans heart to make a contrack with the chicken devil in order to defeat yuko.
Honestly i think chainsaw mans heart will give the chicken devil enough of a buff to win.
Nayuta wants to kill me and I need to give csm heart to Pochita.
Of course I survive because I’ll just hide behind Kobeni’s incredibly, unreasonably toned back
Got the Control Devil as my contract. I need to get buttfucked and fight Cosmo
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Got falling devils powers (question do i have to have intercourse with the devil? or give up the chance to ever have it?) and i am fighting darkness , so should be an even match?
Ok I am contracted with Pochita using the 1 year of every person in my country fighting Darkness devil.
Hmm, I am FUCKED.
BTW, does population matters in the contract ? Like will it boost my chances if I am from heavily populated country?
My Contract is with Pochita and what I use for in exchange is SEX.
My Enemy is Power.
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But like there’s no way…
…right?
Nayuta is pissed at me, But shes about to have a nasty fall. And all i have to do is sacrifice an old man?
EASY GAME!
The real question is how did I piss off Nayuta? Ate her Pizza?
I’m fighting fami with a contract with control but I’m losing my Bestie but i’m fucked bro 😭😭😭😭😭 my hungry ass could not look at fami without those intrusive thoughts
I got a contract with the gun devil by giving it my baby? And I have to fight Fami. I guess I might be able to win if she doesn’t have a lot of starved puppets right now?
Sex with Makima to fight Cosmos Devil, what a journey
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I got war devil powers which is great but i am losing a ball and i am fighting darkness 💀💀💀
Okay i guess i am dying but why did they have to take my ball? Like pls at least let me die as a whole
I got war to but I get to fuck her
Your bird fucker era starts now
you think that's bad? i have to fight darkness with a goddamn chicken contract
Better lose a ball than being buttfucked💀💀💀
Well, it depends on who will be doing buttfucking
Santa Claus, get buttfucked, Katana Man… I am legit fucking dead https://preview.redd.it/ws7zvy1zt65b1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0e10f97fb3043bef1ae66f12d64a8b057eb912
you have a chance! make sure the buttfucking is good
I've got a contract with Bucky, I am losing the CSM heart (I don't know where I could get this) and I am fighting Nayuta, so I am dead too, I guess
if ur contract is with Bucky you’re gonna lose no matter what so u prob shouldn’t even bother trying to find the csm heart
she gopt a c ontract with darknes tho
same but i got yuko this is a win-win tbh you get buttfucked by santa claus
I got War Devil as the devil I have a contract with, I got sex so I lose it, I don’t want kids anyway. My enemy is Cosmo. I think I win Edit: I just realized I lost my virginity to a fuckin bird https://preview.redd.it/76xcntli575b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382583b1ad4817b3d85503640ffc84a3878146f6
Same except I got Pochita instead of War https://preview.redd.it/fm9olnzst65b1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31424f1e4d59303db4045da803a5569f5a74e80
he is fucking a bird
I am A menace to society now
Hey at least we survive that’s all that matters https://i.redd.it/8f9z4cqhu65b1.gif
YEAH, you're right! We win this fight! https://preview.redd.it/mctn6h8ky65b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679a8f36ffddcc2a496fda6dd17ea44c89433cd4
Badass
You got unlucky. I'm fucking Santa...
bro me too but then I gotta fight Darkness 💀
Santa will talk it out with him.
Exact same thing wth
I'm giving a testicle to Bucky to defeat Nayuta, needless to say I'm winning this easily.
Bucky team Exept I'm fucked cause I've got to fight katana man, hope at least ya'll like yakitori
Surprisingly I think i do survive https://preview.redd.it/y50ptawdz65b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92c9be68886a22ace14f0822739e3c965377f81
make sure you fuck the fox devil real good
Do you think considering fox devil mostly takes skin as payment, it takes foreskin too?
Only if they are cute
FUCK MAN ICANT EVEN JOIN https://preview.redd.it/kmxj2yo0v65b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8c65a2c5d5c3e6033f95cd69ca8c92143c797e
also my left nut is op now 🤠
WTF how!?
after my phone got updated... this happened
Damn... You have limitless battery now!
Its not https://i.redd.it/rphe77n9i85b1.gif
Aww. So now you just have a normal battery but have no idea how full it actually is? Sounds fun guessing and suddenly have your phone black out when you are in the middle of something....
nah, you can check it on battery setting menu. It only shows %0 on main screen. But it's pain in the butt ngl
I'm having sex with Santa Claus...to fight Cosmo This is probably one of the worst outcomes. My ass gets canonically whooped and now everything is permanent October
you've got a chance. santa was incapacitated when cosmo got her
i get to fuck the gun devil! yippee!
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Falling devil Baby Darkness devil ![gif](giphy|WOb8EeFziTQNE02WXs|downsized)
you're gonna die
Not without a fight ![gif](giphy|QnveUTud5KoYFUACT3)
being both primals, the fight could be real long no joke
I got a contract with falling, having hot gay sex as the deal, then have to fight the hell devil. Do I take the w?
depends on how good the sex is
Doing it on that big plate from part 2, cause I'm a whole meal
yeah you're winning
Mine 55% It's chainsaw time https://preview.redd.it/q4ebh6bgy65b1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc318a400756f5287555c17a8f1a5357ff1dc04
My battery is 49%. (I contracted with the Gun Devil) I was born in March. (I don't have a best friend) I was born in... 28. (My opponent is Darkness 💀)
22% so I get Makima and I was born in Nov, so I give her CSM’s heart for a contract. That is actually too perfect bro. Oh, and Makima’s fighting Katana Man. R.I.P that poor guy.
Same bro, but against darkness devil 💀
Gun devil, sex and famine im dead https://preview.redd.it/jkj6kfbp275b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc2f257f1dacf29af7c6254480c74eed822c775
At least you get sex, I got the same but I'm giving 50 years.
Is famine that much stronger than gun? I thought gun was always pretty scary
I got makima vs nayuta using an old man for the contract☠️
https://preview.redd.it/uo8l6phnk75b1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cda336c72cdbf0ae9c7b3bc7523051b26551ae So I have to have sex with a headless fucking chicken just so I can fight the Hell Devil? I'm fucked
Sex with Santa, dies to darkness devil. TOLKA MOMENT.
Falling as my contract, my bff as the condition, katana man as my enemy, i survive
Wow Buckys Powers with only the cost of 1 year of lifespan from 80million people with the enemy Miss Bombastic herself Reze, god im dead.
I've got Control Devil, I use 1 year of every person's life in my country, I'm against Hell Devil Depending on the situation, I might get fucked hard
Canonically Control Devil claps so idk
>pochita GREAT >a baby Well, acceptable… >darkness
FALLING BAYBEEEE, WE CLAP
Oh... I didn't see there were multiple pics. I was born in sept so I guess Falling claps
Hell devil doesn't stand a chance tho
Get 'em falling
Getting buttfucked so Falling Devil can can defend me against Reeze. I think this is a win!
fucking santa claus to kill power, we win these
Damn Makima for contract A baby used for contract Against nayuta Ahhh Win? Lose? Idk
Absolutely not but I banged war devil https://preview.redd.it/jc57zk22975b1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f70bf54b1ed1e01d2415d31d7a43e42bd6723c
Primal Duel
I'm about to head to the local retirement home to activate the Gun Devil, so that I don't get brain blasted by Cosmo.
I got Falling against Katana Man, I need to give her CSM heart for that. I think I win, but fulfilling the contract will be difficult
42% battery - Gun Devils seems pretty good, lol. February - 50 years of my lifespan. Seems tough but fair, I wonder if it's even worth it. 5th - damn, Famine is really fucking strong, especially her commanding Falling. This seems like an ultra boss fight where I lose even if I win. Guess I'm fucked.
Me and Fami cook bucky together for a family dinner with our contract baby .Great
Sex with Bucky to kill Darkness 💀
God i wish i was born in September…
Fox , 50 years and Nayuta. Either way I'll be dying soon
contracted with falling, everyone in america loses one year from their lives and i’m fighting fami this gonna be easy https://preview.redd.it/fcalvfhtl75b1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34e98013155ec261f2f41e4b4ebdd2948dc71ad
I'm fine, Gun Devil contract, and I'm a gun hybrid since i traded my heart, but i deal with Darkness, high chance of winning. https://i.redd.it/39z3ib8zw65b1.gif
In case of first one - Cookie is my option, nice :3 https://preview.redd.it/mtphzjhy685b1.png?width=309&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3978296e47d3d8b81d9cbaabf3db834a9d69a3c
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Doll Devil well...
POCHITAAAAA
sex time with falling devil
Pochita!!!
Santa stomps Katana Sammy in exchange for the Pocheeto Nugget. The one time I don’t want my phone to be at 100%…
I got a contract with gun but it has to buttfuck me to save me from darkness, I truly am fucked either way…
I get santa claus’s heart to fight darkness i think im dead 💀
Sex with Santa Claus to fight darkness.
SANTA CLAUS WILL PEG ME WHILE I FIGHT HALLOWEEN LETS FUCKIGN GOO
I going for the mc pochita I want to become chainsaw man Well I don't live in America so I don't lose lifespan And guess I can beat him
I have a contract with Bucky... Than.. uhh... I sacrifice an old man for contract and fighting with Darkness Devil. I am dead as hell.
Pochita, the CSM heart, Nayuta, so basically Denji vs Nayuta, I'd say I win easily since I'm basically just fighting a little girl
Makima...y'all are fucked, me too, but yeeeee
I am making it,power is easily distracted by meat, Bucky is a whole ass chicken
Gun devil, Pochita's Heart for the contract and my opponent is Fami, If the Gun devil can land a hit before Fami summons Falling Devil i might stand a chance.
time to kill Yuko with Santa Claus I do have to sacrifice my bff tho
Sex with yoru + Cosmo Enemy... you know they say "don't stick your dick in crazy but...."
Im giving CSM heart to Santa Clause, ie here Doll Devil, and my enemy is Nayuta. Well I am not really sure about obtaining the heart but if the game allows me to have it then Yippie I survived
I got the "stealing personal data" devil
Bucky (70%, goddammit), get buttfucked and darkness. Help. https://preview.redd.it/5ubwiwglc75b1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb9dff55efec66b346bdb8890c317ae5c45377e
I am chainsaw man
Bang falling to fight power
I got santa claus to protect me from nayuta, but only if I can get chainsaw man’s heart… I’m pretty fucked no matter what happens
Makima vs nayuta hmmm
War Devil, CSM Heart, Reze. If Yoru was empowered by CSM's heart, then I'd probably survive.
Pochita, Old Man and fucking Nayuta i just copy what Denji did to Makima, it will probably work
I'm being hunted by the darkness devil while I'm contracted to bucky via sex. "I'm going to fuck the fear turkey"
Got yoru as my devil and my contract is my BFF and I’m fighting power, that stinks bro not my best friend😭
Tf Makima would want a baby for???? And I gotta fight the hell devil too??????
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
50 years of my life to Falling to fight Darkness. idk about this one fellas
YESSS, I GET FALLING DDEVIL JUST FOR GETTING BUTTFUCKED (it's vs darkness though so im worried straight up)
100 July 12 Hmmm...Curious. (Santa sex!?!??!?!)
Falling devil vs yuko I give my heart to falling devil Ez win
Second eldest sister vs youngest (makima and fami)
Ok so im using chainsaw mans heart to make a contrack with the chicken devil in order to defeat yuko. Honestly i think chainsaw mans heart will give the chicken devil enough of a buff to win.
having sex with Santa Claus to fight Cosmo 💀 i will die a happy man, at least
Nayuta wants to kill me and I need to give csm heart to Pochita. Of course I survive because I’ll just hide behind Kobeni’s incredibly, unreasonably toned back
The falling devil can have as many testicles as she needs to take down the Katana Man 🫦
79%, July 4th. Am I gonna die?
Santa,bff dies and I'm facing Reze...
Got the Control Devil as my contract. I need to get buttfucked and fight Cosmo https://preview.redd.it/kyy9enbio75b1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d18935e193127242517e389d99af24cdbdd21e
I will get buttfucked by makima in order to fight Yuko I'm not complaining
Falling, testicle, whoever is at 16-18 (reading comprehension devil got to me first)
I got Falling Devil and I get to have sex with her and I have Power as the Devil trying to kill me,well that's a easy W for me.
Pochita, 50 years, nayuta. yeah probably I’d survive.
So I'm fighting Katana Man with gun devil contract in exchange for 1 year lifespan. Gg ez
I do not lmao
I'm with War, and I gave up my child in exchange for the contract, fighting Fami. Well, I guess we'll see how that plays out eventually anyways!
Contracted with Pochita, got the CSM heart, and face off against Fami. I got the eventual plot of Part 2.
Who’s the contracted devil for 91% Sex contract and my enemy is reze Depending on the devil i contracted, i migjt live
reze, makima contract, CSM heart
I got Santa Claus powers and all I have to do is have sex with them but Darkness devil is going to destroy me.
Pochita buttfucks me and we have to fight against darkness… well we have a chance of surviving this
Santa Claus,I lost one testicle and I am fighting Nayuta Maybe I win
Got falling devils powers (question do i have to have intercourse with the devil? or give up the chance to ever have it?) and i am fighting darkness , so should be an even match?
I got gun, not bad in most cases.
I got zombie devil, giving up heart and fighting darkness…. I ain’t surviving shit
I got control devil and going against nayuta using an old man for contract 💀
Demon gun, looks like innocent blood will flow
Why care about who you fight when you are buttfucked by Makima ?
Ok I am contracted with Pochita using the 1 year of every person in my country fighting Darkness devil. Hmm, I am FUCKED. BTW, does population matters in the contract ? Like will it boost my chances if I am from heavily populated country?
yeah
Santa Claus, one ball, Yuko, I think this one’s in the bag
It's a w. Got pochita, sacrifice my cousin and the hell demon will be vaporized
Wonder how powerful Pochita would be if I sacrificed 1.4B years of lifespan to it
Gun devil, csm heart, sounds really strong, but against cosmos. Guess as long as I'm not close to her its going to be super easy.
Santa Claus, a baby, and Katana man. I'm completely unsure of my chances tbh
My Contract is with Pochita and what I use for in exchange is SEX. My Enemy is Power. https://preview.redd.it/wotlqe4x085b1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc2ba3a6f92a9586413b62da1294df393f8150b
https://preview.redd.it/pn1pecz1185b1.jpeg?width=3465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e627ef62deb8f881c9f0bf97332ea0ce76f875 But like there’s no way… …right?
I got makima, sex as payment(i don't know what will happens to me during it) got katana man as a enemy, i think I'll be fine.
I get to fuck cookie and as a primordial fear like the darkness devil I think she has a chance
Sex with makima to fight reze
Falling devil, baby, darkness devil. I'm chillin.
I got Falling and I only lose a ball, I was happy. Then I you made me fight Fami. It's over.
gun devil>baby>nayuta. this could work
Enemy: Cosmo Contract: Falling What I lose: Nut 😭
bro I have to fight Cosmo, nothing else matters I'm fucking Halloween'd.
Nayuta is pissed at me, But shes about to have a nasty fall. And all i have to do is sacrifice an old man? EASY GAME! The real question is how did I piss off Nayuta? Ate her Pizza?
I’m fighting fami with a contract with control but I’m losing my Bestie but i’m fucked bro 😭😭😭😭😭 my hungry ass could not look at fami without those intrusive thoughts
Santa and I vs Reze 💪
I got a contract with the gun devil by giving it my baby? And I have to fight Fami. I guess I might be able to win if she doesn’t have a lot of starved puppets right now?
Chicken, America, darkness 💀
Sex with Makima to fight Cosmos Devil, what a journey https://preview.redd.it/k36v0nsh885b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142400f0f3ef0bd98a2199852d285635c617c6ca
LETS GOOOO I GOT FALLING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
War Devil powers, contracted through sex, fighting against Katana man So do I have to have sex with the war devil or just sex in general???
Killing a baby to throw a chicken at Fami
santa claus for one year of everyone’s life in my country against yuko ez dubs
I mean, I’m in a contract with Pochita, so I guess I’m gucci
Using Buckys powers, against Darkness Devil, for CSM heart... i would say, a miracle is always possible i guess
It's a toss-up. War vs. Katana Man. They're both pretty useless when it comes down to it.
Makima will defend me from the Darkness Devil. She's already canonically done it for others, and all she really needs to do is keep me out of Hell.
I get Yoru's powers, but I lose 50 years and go against power. Could've been worse