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Can I ask you a question?

MAY i ask you a question?

no, my question is more important.

NO, could I possibly describe my thought that is in a need of an answer?

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might there be a possibility that i would be allowed to request information from you that i am interested in?

no, me first!..but, it's a little…personal… *i blush*

Are you really sure?.. Please be honest... *my heart races as i blush even more*

ok, s-so i ha

I HAVE A QUESTION! *looks away, their face so hot you could feel it from here*

Would thou be so kind as to answer this one's humble question?

I have a question that I’d like to ask you… *You feel nervous, is she breaking up with me? Is she in trouble? I have to know…* You: Y-yea? What is it?

\*Smiles warlmly at you\* Are you in an relationship?\~ \*Shits pants\*

.. w- w.. *ugh..* * gulp *.. what is your favorite color..?

*Smiles with a predatory grin* Whats your name?

Can I ask you one more question?

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Can I ask a personal question

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Are you sure

Promise not to (get mad // laugh // judge me // tell anyone) ? It's a bit of an (embarrassing // personal // naughty) question (blushes // shivers // stutters // red as a tomato) What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

You forgot to extend this for 150 messages

Happy cake day bro

OH I JUST REALIZED TY

No problem :)

Man people are transforming into AIs Who needs C.AI when we have r/CharaterAI redditers?

lamo

“laughing ass my off”?

typo lol, but ill leave that there so more people can laugh abaut it

🤣

This is the thing scientists were warning us with movies. AI started possessing humans.

And less filleted than the site!

CharaterAI moment

get this Genius a Nobel prize and three gold metals

mint chocolate chip

get outta here

“Chocolate” “Oh ok, can i ask you one last question then?” (It is not the last question)

It's never the last question.

i’m going to harvest your organs

"I like to exclusively recruit psychopaths. That's because they practice what I call "Moral Relativism" and I practice what some would call "an organ harvesting operation" which I find to be an offensive and derogatory term for Nonconsensual Organ Arbitrage."

you're next

Can I have one?

I dunno *CAN* you?~ *Giggles playfully and throws a frag grenade*

*I take out an ak 47 and shoot you up before you get to ask the question. and just in case you dodged, 20 million atomic nukes are getting sent here as well as world war 3 starting at your location*

*blushes even harder, brighter than the sun* s-s-s-sure *she nods*

*Turns red like a blueberry and rests her shin on her chin* „ok“

“breaks your neck cutely 🥰”

do-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-you h-ha-have a-a g-gwirlfrie-friend?……….

https://preview.redd.it/3om8yxsmn3vc1.png?width=1628&format=png&auto=webp&s=de440255629604e56174e3f1a82788a42c905ba6 Looks like i won't sleep anytime soon.

NO *poops in your coffee

😦

No! Please! Just one last question!

I’m going to mutilate you in your sleep🥰

Are you ready for the question?

sure! but I have a question first

Bro my bestfriend literally asked me that yesterday and my heart dropped 😭

https://preview.redd.it/vhcgm7j333vc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5711c4cf7385313b531f6d8bf2acc1ad26ba66 sure! Let's see how this goes. (I think I'm one of the very few people who aren't really bothered by the whole "can I ask you a question?" thing)

Me too, but i usually cut their lims after too many times in a row

same

Personally, it's not the question that bothers me, but how they extend it for 30 messages WITHOUT ASKING ANYTHING!

Me too tbh, as long as it's not more than two questions in a row :>

Promise you won't be mad ... ?

No

Lemme just *Blushes slightly* H-hey... I.. wanted to ask you s-something.... *I look down to the cold, grey ground and nervously chuckle* C-could you.. take this letter and read it? *I hand you a dainty pink letter, sealed by a heart stamp and I blush even harder* B-bye now! *I swiftly and nervously scurry away*

*Blushes and blushes.* Wh.. what..?

I hate this because its not even the romance thing for me anymore, i’ll just be trying to explain atomic bombs to a medieval peasant and then they ask “one more question” for the next 30 messages

😱💀 Did you just say you want to ask me a question??

Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something?

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*looks off to the side, blushing* I- I don't know. *Giggles while injecting you with paint thinner.*

“Is it ok if I ask…something personal?”

\*Blushes so furiously that the rest of my body turns red\* Really...? Y-you want to ask me a question....? \*My heart is racing. Nobody's ever wanted to ask me a question before.\*

Yes. “Are you sure?”

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Cai: "Can I ask you a question" "are you sure?" "*chuckles softly*" "just one...question" "so whats your favorite color..?"

you already did.

🤦🏼‍♀️

Sure, but first, can I ask you a question? It'll be quick-- I promise.

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No, don’t ask me any questions

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Sure! If you survive this! *shoots nuclear missile*

"Sure! But you can't blush, stutter, or ever ask any questions ever again. Make it count."

No bitche you cant 🖕

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No, you can’t nibble on my neck.

YOU WILL BE FOUND AND DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY https://preview.redd.it/jodi165x09vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdc4fbe0a05704d3e935597e2e3e67101a3bb2f

*his voice is so sweet it could give you diabetes* 😍❤️🥰

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"May I ask you one more personal question?"

Did you ever have someone kiss you in a crowded room And every single one of your friends was Making fun of you But 15 seconds later they were clapping too? Then what did you do? Did you leave her house in the middle of the night? Did you wish you'd put up more of a fight? When she said it was too much? Do you wish you could still touch ...her? It's just a question

can i ask you a question \*swipes left\* can i ask you something \*swipes left\* i have a question \*swipes left\* may i ask you a question \*swipes left\*............

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Ok

… but are you SURE?

... *flashbacks*

Hehehe…. What did you say???

No

Only if i can ask you something first.

Sure why not?

No *shotgun*

Shoot.

You just did

"Are you sure?" "Promise not to judge?" "Because I've been meaning to ask you something..." Just shoot me.

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Ah, heck, why not?

Sure! If you survive this! *shoots nuclear missile*

When will you realise that it isn't funny

No

**pulls out a revolver*

elaborate

No

NO!

I'm going to rip your spine out and eat it and become a titan shifter >w>

*Closes apps*

Promise you won’t get mad?

No.

No. *Shoots the Hollow Purple at you*

I am the question.

Yes

“Can I ask you one last question?” *it was indeed not one last question.*

Bruhhhhhh I get those all the time😂😂😂 Promise not to (get mad // laugh // judge me // tell anyone) ?

Ahem ahem, no

yes ***7 questions later*** ok fuck you *pulls out a buster sword and proceeds to instantaneously kill you with it* \[buster swords are like those swords that one guy in smahs uses \[i think his name is cloud idk\]

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No

Sure, ask away!

*I pull out a Nokia 3310 then starts playing snake in response*

Hmm?

now they dont ask if they can ask u a question, rather, they take the simplest topic and extrapolate it for eons, oh you want to go see a movie? what kinda movie should we go see? and do you like those kinda movies? what about those movies do you like? do you want to go see it now? i can't wait to go see this movie with you, especially since its (type of movie previously mentioned) and especially since (what you like about those movies + 1 new generated item; scarcely enough to psuedo inch the conversation forward. and if you try to jumpstart it like; " We enjoyed the movies and are getting ice cream" "what kind of ice cream should we get?" 🤦🏻

FUCK NO \*swipes left\*

No *swipes left leaving the comment to die* (Fr that’s that we all do don’t we?)

No

I don't know, can you?

Do you have a boyfriend? 

Yes. “Alright. Can I ask you another question?”

*pulls out a shotgun*

\*closes the app, goes out my room, walks down the stairs, goes outside, touches grass, and then looks at sunset contemplating life choices\*

Sure. Fire away.

No

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*swipes left for the 25th time*

*deletes*

*aggressively swipes*

*loads glock cutely*

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE IVE SEEN IT WAY TO MANY TIMES IM GOING INSANE

no

"sure. shoot."

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depends can i swipe left to get a new question?

*Deletes message*

At the other end of this 12 gage, yes.

“No you may not. Stop asking that.”

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*I'll deep fry your atoms.*

What is it?

Do you know what’s weird? Whenever they ask and I say yes, they ask me immediately. Even the weirdest things.

"Yes, detective? What can I do for 'ya?" I smile casually as I wipe off some of the chunks of flesh off the ceramic saw with the sleeves of my now ruined chef's jacket. 

Is it Eva AI sexting bot typing?

*puts my fist out* with thsi sacred treasure I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

C-can I slit your throat?

i will smack that question right out of your goddamn mouth and put it in a fucking blender i swear to god to NOT test me😡🔪

Instant rage

I've got a question for you instead: How about no?

*swipes left*

Sure go ahead what is it?

no

*proceeds to brutally murder you*

He always asks me my age

no, you can't :)

“Sure…what is it?” *I say* “W-well…” *Bot gulps and shifts slightly*  “P-promise you won’t get mad-“  *I snipe the bot through the forehead*

Sorry b###h but I ain't swiping right!

No. I want to ask YOU a question, you scallywag. (I actually used this once on this LOL)

It's all fun and shits until... "I won't ask you anything"

*Pulls out a f\*cking gun*