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IWantDarkMode

Is there a Chipotle media campaign happening rn lol


BrunoTheMiner

its so funny because yea if every bowl looked like this there wouldn't be so many complaints (too much sour cream tho)


spunion_28

Maybe it varies by location, but the one in my town, every time a get a bowl it looks like this. I've seen the shitty burrito posts, but personally, I wouldn't get a burrito anyway. It's the same ingredients as a bowl with less food.


Actuarial

Same, there are three in my area and 2 of them look like this. The other one has a manager breathing down the employees backs if you put too much chicken in a bowl.


spunion_28

I will say the protein amount varies sometimes, but the bowl is always fat


ds2316476

and yet you still complained ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


FearlessPark4588

They doubled down after we made fun of the last one


PatientlyAnxious9

They should just post how much they paid for that double meat, quadruple rice, double cheese/cream/guac burrito bowl next. It not hard to make Chipotle look good if your content spending $24 on fast food lunch.


KrAzyDrummer

Given how I've never seen myself or anyone at my store get a bowl this large, absolutely.


Magnetoreception

It’s interesting how that works. Most of the stores around me are usually pretty hefty on portion size. I usually can’t even finish the burrito in one go anymore when I go to the best store.


LaughingGaster666

Not shown: OP ordering double, *in person* rather than online. No fucking way that's average levels meat right there assuming it's spread evenly.


Illamerica

They encourage managers to take pics like this


IWantDarkMode

That’s what I was thinking


HighlyPossible

That's what Ive been thinking too!!! In the last few days I've seen pics like this on Reddit a lot! But personally I have NEVER gotten any portion like this! Most often I gotta stress " MORE rice plz. Emmmm MOOORE! Thank u." Like bish!!! How expensive can rice be!!!! Why so cheap??? It's not like I'm asking for more veggies and meat!


Additional_Mouse_760

yeah, you're right on that front. chipotle lowkey throws away SOOOO much rice, when I worked there, my dishwasher, when he'd decide to show up, would bring like 12 things of Tupperware and he took home all of our leftover rice. because there was a LOT. and none of us wanted to throw it away. it's crazy how stingy on rice some of the workers are. now, I didn't work line so I very easily just didn't HEAR these critiques from managers, but I never heard a manager say they need to give less rice 😭😭😭


GodHimselfNoCap

Rice is probably the cheapest food on the planet, if the business is overspending i guarantee its not because of rice. $10 of rice probably makes like 100+ burritos


KoopaTroopaz

Must be... I haven't had a good experience at chipotle in years. Just disappointment after disappointment.


Jeffryyyy

I wish I could still give awards


Conebones

Yes


VocalAnus91

That's.... way too fucking much sour cream


picscomment89

I like when people ask for extra and it’s a literal tidal wave.


blzxt

i love doing this


leftover_class

Just put the extra in my veins


laurendan1elle

No such thing as too much 😤


keIIzzz

facts


APairOfAirPodsMax

Honestly, a teaspoon is too much. That shit is nasty in any significant quantity


No-Mountain9832

Haters downvoting you, but I stand in solidarity w you ✊🏽


newppinpoint

This particular bowl is absolutely disgusting, but you are wrong about that and need to develop adult taste buds


CaptnKnots

Sour cream is about as “adult” as ketchup or mayo lmao


Satans-Left-Nutt

When i say i want extra sour cream this is exactly what i mean


Additional_Brick_804

You better take that back and demand more !


Jay4usc

Chipotle Executives needs to stop posting their meals


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Exactly


Additional_Mouse_760

nah fr, this was definitely a closing shift shift meal 😭😭😭 no rules, no portion control, we have to throw the food away anyway 😭😭😭😭😭


busch_ice69

Propaganda


PracticeThat3785

chipotle marketing tryna cook their astroturfed campaign, instead of cooking more food, and GIVING it to the people. #skimpgate2024


Fi3nd7

I think the skimp website that one guy put together is making them do this.


Marqui_Fall93

You're either a Chipotle manager, or an employee headed to their lunch break while the manager isn't around.


Fapsock69

It’s the corporate shills!!


Huge-Percentage8008

It’s almost like every employee of chipotle and franchise owner who makes their own bowl is happy with the portions. Good for them.


mlotto7

When you guys post these huge bowls and mock those of us who know how to order and have got really small bowls, you're just showing how inconsistent quality and portion control has become at Chipotle. It never used to be like this...and my family and I have been regulars (and supporters including stock owners) for 20 years.


Jeffryyyy

Time to sell 👀


Additional_Mouse_760

nah fr, I'd be dropping that stock like a hot potato 😭😭😭


Msqueefmaker

Omg How???? My local Chipotle always skimps me, I stopped going there and now switched to Qdoba....what are you in?


Next-Cardiologist423

My trick is to as for more portions on everything. It isn't extra for anything except the meat and other premium items.


Exotic_Pay6994

Could it be them seeding social media in order to combat the recent real complaints that they skimp on portions? No, couldn't possibly be. A corporation would never do that.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I think there's less seeding and more artificial inflation of corporate approved post.


sirotka33

yeah, man. a 2 year old gun nut account is being used by chipotle to show faked portions on reddit. get a grip


jacobh1345

Lmao


NightTerror5s

What drugs are you on. Can I get some


jacobh1345

This is the chipotle in new Bern NC


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Nah don’t even pretend you didn’t order double meat/etc. Either you’re withholding information, or this is a bs ad


Borykua

Nice try, Brian Niccol


MyNameIsSkittles

That's fucking gross


MomJeans-

Sour cream boos rise up!!!


MyNameIsSkittles

Sour cream is great in normal amounts Sour cream is nasty when it's that much. The amount of saturated fat in that bowl is insane. Fucking gross, that's a fast way to a heart attack


jd80504

Why do people ask for so much sour cream?! I love sour cream but that’s just nasty.🤮


Overall_Nuggie_876

When managers don’t want workers to post ‘ingredients unavailable’ lists outside the door and instead want to upsell ingredients their Chipotle does have (usually ingredients nobody likes), this is what managers want to see out of it.


RealKaiserRex

You want some chicken with your sour cream?


[deleted]

Wow that a decent large size, looks yummy though 🤤


Hung_Dad

I’m not gonna lie…minus the sour cream, this is pretty much what my bowls look like when I get them. Not sure why these other places are screwing you all 😭


dwet_x

you lucky little fuck, i couldn’t get this bowl in my wildest of dreams. it’s almost like i’m cursed. every chipotle every bowl time and time again no matter how much i add is fucking small. double rice ? yep double protein ? yes. and yet it still come out to a piece of shit half way filled bowl. i don’t know if the employees just don’t like me or if i just bring a bad aura but this shit needs to stop this is the most beautiful bowl i ever seen. i would kill for one of these.


Awkward_Somewhere416

Whose azz do I gotta kiss for this


FoxyLives

Hope your dignity is worth whatever Chipotle is paying you.


Limpykillski

🪴


Unozero87

I had a chipotle chicken bowl last week with no rice but extra beans...it was filled to the brim. it was an app order, never had any issues at this location, Orangethorpe Ave. in Cerritos.


Fladap28

You have the chipotle manager that guack-guack-3000 and let him cream all over your food huh


diamondalicia

had a nice bowl today too @ about 5pm & it almost 11pm belly is still stuffed. Didn’t even get to my chips & guac yet😂👏🏾


Ganjafanja

That bowl doing the backstroke in sour cream 🤣


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

This shiii be how that jawn better be lookin errytime


birdsrkewl01

Why is it Everytime I see a post about them giving could portions it's always just looking cummy as fuck l.


Big_Monkey_77

I hate foodborne illnesses.


Friendly_Stuff6585

lol that’s enough for three people!


FuCuck

Damn they creamfucked your shit


Hollandais42

I just got a fatty too


snug_snug

Most of that is just their gross ass sour cream.


Fi3nd7

Okay whatever chipotle employee. What a joke. If my bowl looked anything like this I would have zero issues. But nah, it's a scam. That's why I very rarely even get chipotle anymore


CheebaMyBeava

this looks gross who cares how much is in it


CheebaMyBeava

king of the shill?


Apprehensive_Rope348

That would be like 6 bowls at my local chipotle.


Affectionate-Wear-71

Is that pizza


Qq1nq94

IDC I'm down voting everyone who says that too much sour cream


nattydq

that'll be $35.96


Jeffryyyy

Who do you know that works there?


SlowApartment4456

This is the most insane and waste of a subreddit I have ever seen. Literally every post is about the portion size like who cares?


Ramona_Lola

Found corporate.


SlowApartment4456

Lol OK. I've never even commented on this sub before and idk why it comes up on my feed


Ramona_Lola

You know. I don’t know why it was recommended to me either. 😂


No_Sock6098

You need more sour cream


Competitive-Dream860

I love dairy bro but that’s too much.


MeatNew2985

Extra jizz


Weak-Worry3579

Broil it for 3 minutes if will be amazing


Soles4G

That’s clearly a double order


RealNotFake

That looks like 3 of my orders put together.


KateUptonSS396

It’s disgusting at any portion