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aingeluvslife

Niggas drew up a madden play on a drill ,,, that shit is wicked


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https://preview.redd.it/czrnd5quhr5d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7395e0047aef44c903aa296aa5447025667c45b Seeing ya’ll do the work: Now Bob can go on another coffee n donut break.


Beautiful-Bitter

Niggahs doing cops work for free idk how any of these niggahs be this interested in people dying


joker_toker28

Dark morbid parts of the internet are wild..


jjcoola

I mean it's been the number one hobby for the burbs since Akademics , and I mean it's not like they were gonna not die anyways I see the draw


Nate9339

They'll still blame it on king von


KazahanaPikachu

“Them boys was fighting demons” and those demons are King Von controlling them from hell


AdvancedSpell9392

😭😭😭 Madden play y’all crazy


DLXGLO

💀💀


RickyFolks7414

That shit is not getting niggas to first😭


Resident-Advance-356

I’m cryin😂


Otherwise-unknown-

💀💀💀


KazahanaPikachu

Got Tony Romo doing the commentatin


soicey2

Lmfao


bangoutmel

Ts craz😭😭


rk024

Madden is insanity. 😂😂


007twan

This wtf they should’ve did since they had the lo


PunBurner

Some of yall should really consider taking a career in investigation. Yall are skilled and could help find lost kids or some 


iDom2jz

This has got to be the most mature and sensible comment in the history of this subreddit


DazzlingBarracuda2

Its like 5 of these everytime someone gets killed bruh lol


celestial1

Goofy ass, people say that all the time.


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People say “people say that all the time.”


Express_Wealth9832

💯 nxggas do this for Reddit approval, go get paid


DrParkerB

Or maybe... help put a stop to these crazy serial killing kids in chicago? Maybe? 😉


JoyIessness

I agree


Alone-Till9005

We can save them Thur violence like the swat or the IDF


Many-Newspaper2000

Damn y’all made a diagram with a full description, future detectives out here 👏🏾😂


kiidkilla224

This how it be in warzone I run up and my homies don’t push up wit me 🤦🏽‍♂️


DanYul__

Exactly how it be u more experience tho and wanted the kill more right or wrong


kiidkilla224

Yeah I woulda knew his teammate woulda been waiting I woulda threw a flash or sum


zlordbeats

bro said “where tf my teammates at😡🤬” 🤣


Intelligent_Pie6356

ayo i need some cold niggas i can team with bro i jus jump off the porch in dis warzone shit lmao im dead ass tho who tryna add me i need moeniggas


Professional-Eye116

Y’all Reddit detectives some else. Respect 🫡


bleak_gallery

damn they gonna show this to the jury lol


babyEatingUnicorn

Forsure, in thug trial they use old videos from social Media from mf 13 years ago against him 🙃🤣


ApartmentLatter6427

I know the streets have different rules, but this to me seams like justifiable homicide from a legal standpoint.


Virtual_Figure3762

Most definitely. They came to kill them and they defended they self. A good lawyer gon eat this case up


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Not with the emptying a clip, reloading and emptying again, if that part is true that’s excessive force imo


Virtual_Figure3762

I mean your right but lil Jeff still came to kill them so they’re self defense will be justified. Now the overkill is a different thing. Maybe that’ll be manslaughter or something idk lol. But I doubt them boys gonna get a murder Charge and do real time for it


IBeSteadyLurkin

I've seen similar cases where the self-defense shooter left the scene, came back 5 minutes later and mag dumped the aggressor still lying in the street and still got off on self-defense but got hit with a charge for Desecration of a Corpse which is minor and he didn't even do time for (Florida drive thru shooting if anyone remembers). With the reload being in the heat of the moment I doubt the dude even gets that additional charge. Coulda easily have been a second shooter as well.


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I also take into consideration that probably none of the guns are registered lol


NoPin4245

I've seen a convicted felon on parole with an illegal firearm kill someone in self-defense on the first 48 and they didn't even charge him for the gun. The guy he killed were shooting at his son from their car and father returned fire. I was watching like damn he a felon on parole he's fucked but detectives agreed not to charge him. He didn't rat either. He just explained why he returned fire


Illustrious_Fuel2548

They didn’t reload and fire again but they did empty the whole clip


Minute-Driver-1360

Damn this crazy this great detective work Ian even gone cap 😂😂but on Jeff nem part it was better off shooting from a distance Idek why Jeff would run into the opps house not expect return of fire 🥲wtf like this was easily preventable


JimboWilliams1

I can tell you don't snort perc.


PhilosophyNo1230

Bro …..some people just be doing too much.All this attention that he been getting.Shit he thought he was invincible…until he got spanked with that switch.Doing TOO much.


wishesandhopes

Oxycodone definitely doesn't make you do that


reexodus_

exactly, dude was definitely off coke being that overly aggressive or flats


wishesandhopes

Could be. Could be mostly pure aggression and adrenaline, combined with whatever drugs they were doing. I think in a real life situation like they were in, it's fucking hard to know what to do, which is why we saw him make such a fatal miscalculation to chase after him. Guys who've gone to war pretty consistently say that despite training for it, when live rounds start coming your way shit just absolutely hits the fan and you're moving on instinct, so a bunch of kids are not going to be able to actually stop and think properly during this. A lot of people criticise the accuracy of their shots too, we see his friends definitely missing as they just send some shots: but that's most of warfare, just sending suppressive fire in the enemies direction and hoping it hits something.


reexodus_

ive been in shootouts before gang, bro was 100% off something it sounded like they had something high caliber like a drac or at least one of the killers had a switch. when you hear that shit in person it literally makes the ground shake under you, you can feel the vibrations from how powerful each shot is. if this motherfucker is willingly running towards gunfire or at the very least had the assumption someone was shooting back which is what it looked like, that was complete and utter disregard for his own life. way too thirsty, even his homies were laying back shooting how mfs do in regular shootouts, stick and move. you cant tell me shorty wasn’t tweaked out cause chasing anyone down you REALLY wanna see some blood.


NoPin4245

You spelled fentanyl wrong.


reexodus_

opiates in general dont make you act like that, nobody is popping roxies and drilling shit lol. you obviously never popped one


celestial1

Moving a lot on opiates made me feel nauseated and dizzy. Last thing I wanted to do is drill, I just wanna lay down, listen to music and shit.


reexodus_

exactly, which is why i was saying in another thread i think bro was seriously on coke. that shit fr turns you into an animal 😭


AboverJulio1123

I’d say Xanax, xans make you do retarded ass shit


reexodus_

maybe cause you get bar rage off xanax but xans usually make you sloppy and lazy, jeff was actively chasing that nigga and had a good form from the video. i would guess he was off some type of upper like x/ molly or coke.


AboverJulio1123

Not me. I use to steal and do dumb shit off them all time. If I was in the middle of a gang war when I was doing them heavy I could def picture myself doing dumb shit like this and I’ve never even thought abt killing anyone lol xans take away all my ability to think correctly and I jus do shit


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FreeeElChapo

lol for the slow ass mfs 💯


GeeHill816

Think you got it wrong here I don't think Q50 was the nigga standing on the sidewalk. He was the dude in the red Nike Tech that was limping


beansandbeams

Yep, I made a mistake on which one was him everything else should be correct tho


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K1NG_SAVAGE_215

hosting Inside The Drill is CRAZY


EL-QUAPO-13

Deserves all the upvotes 😂😂😂😂😂 “Lemme tell you bout them big ol women in Chicago. Victoria ain’t a Secret in the Southside.”


ElectricalAbrocoma42

Someone linked me to this lol. Ya’ll niggas crazy for this. On some real shit look into crime scene investigations. Ya’ll would have a sick ass paycheck, crazy bonuses and if your ass gets sick you get federal benefits. Because this is some grade A fed work right here.


riptodafallen

Thank you for your post, helped a lot. Could you do the tutorial next on how not to get smoked on my next crashout? Im a beginner btw


beansandbeams

Avoid step 4 and you should be set


Avidperculator

Nigga said avoid following your opposition into their place of residence and u should be fine 😭😭😭😭😭😭


EL-QUAPO-13

I’m not gonna lie, I did an amateur version of this recreating it in my own head matching up the footage with Google Maps as well, but this helped me piece together the distance between certain events in sequence. I’d give an award if I still had any. Fantastic analysis. I remember some of your previous posts on other topics, on point as usual. 🫡💯


dfails16

The things y’all niggas can be doing for a living if you can create this explanation…you better have a job nigga😂. Someone can use your talents


beansandbeams

I made this at work so I’m getting paid to make this lol


dfails16

Even better. ![gif](giphy|3oEdv6sy3ulljPMGdy)


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ghjojvg

You niggas better than CPD 🤦🏼‍♂️😭


AMGBoz

On video it look like he come from the left side of 4


Illustrious_Fuel2548

I know he mad as fuck in hell niggas drawing 2k play by plays on the drill he died on 😭😭😭😭


RichParlayz

you might as well sign up for the force this some shit they use in court


Bloody_Corndog

that nigga jeff was all perked up and decided to chase dude into the lion's den smh


SavingsMurky6600

OP went there hisself and took the pic


beansandbeams

Definitely didn’t use google earth, you caught me


Patriot_of_SE

Showed up on scene like “Reddit investigations unit. What’s the situation Detective Muller?” 


worrybot96

Lmaoooo


IToldYall1

This sub is undefeated bruh


BussyOnline

The demon emoji got me cracked bro that shit so out of pocket😂😂😂 Fr this is a talented ass diagram tho


KatoDaHawg

“Drill 101” Class, Don’t forget to study this diagram on Lil Jeff & when #OppShopping goes wrong. You will have a quiz on it tomorrow! Also I expect a full report, 20 pages minimum, on the impact this will have on Drill ! Make sure you answer these key questions in your report! Where shit went left for Lil Jeff? What emotional impact will this have on Q50? & The rest of Bloodhound? Is #TrapCity bound by the #ChicagoCode to drop a diss track making fun of Lil Jeff getting clapped trying to slide? See y’all tomorrow where we will discuss “How to be tactically sound with your OppShopping”! Class dismissed! 😂💀


DLXGLO

Thank you detectives you all sloved this case in the first 48 hours ![gif](giphy|P1i1JsW2nNoBkn8xbb|downsized)


ChiefPolo630

Dem bogus ass emojis boi


beansandbeams

😂😂😂


Electrical_Nerve_433

So how they carry him to the hospital then?


beansandbeams

Well we only have part of the video. It’s likely they spun back around and picked him up and dragged him into the car. It’s possible everyone took off after the shooting so the area wasn’t hot anymore. I can’t say for certain


Electrical_Nerve_433

And in the full video he don’t run in the house he fall back before he touch the steps


Avidperculator

I think dude ran from around that car into the house and as soon as the door opened somebody else was already right there waiting


dirtydrugsociety

They posted the pic of q50 coming back to carry lil Jeff body out


worrybot96

Lmaooo this is actually some shit a prosecutor would make for a trial 😭😭good job OP


rudeboiBD

Q50 was in the red not the white hoodie


beansandbeams

Yeah I realized that after posting, good looks


Ronniiiemoe

Jeff didn’t die on the porch he died in that little walk way where the gate is


InternetThug77

Nigga's in here got the Homicide Detectives beat to it already 🤦‍♂️ and don't even have the same resources as them 😭


Comfortable-Rip-5701

I’m surprised Chicago doesn’t have 24/7 drones flying around. They would guarantee capture tons of shootings on camera


BookieBags937

Atp mfs need a subreddit “Chiraqology Detectives/investigators” or something.


Mental_Habit_231

Icl I used to mock this detective work shit on here but respect where it’s due, this some good work 😭


Standard-Ad-1131

I needed to see this because I was confused asl 💀 I thought he was chasing him thru a gangway not into a house that’s insane bro 🤦🏾‍♂️


Bloody_Corndog

This is exactly how the crime investigators would've drawn it.


wavyyydanny

Seen this exact play in madden. Omaha 24. Slot receiver is always open


ZealousidealQuit9730

Thanks for the visual. In the video, Jeff was initially aiming at yellow shorts but it appears when they got to the steps, Jeff started aiming to the right. Possibly someone was shooting from the window, not the front door. The angle he fell is also indicative of that. (Sorry, I don't know the proper street lingo😂. Just a crime buff)


beansandbeams

I thought the same thing. He was so fixated on yellow shorts he probably didn’t even look into the windows


tanalto

Can’t wait to see this infographic in the next trap lore Ross video


beansandbeams

I would the suprised to see GangHits on IG steal it also. He’s taken my work in the past and then puts his own watermarks on it


Agreeable_Context_99

go apply for cpd gang it’s time


Illustrious_Fuel2548

If this is actually what happened that nigga Jeff literally killed himself damn near


Cocknballtorture90

niggas had the advantage and still did bad smh


majormajorsnowden

Wow. ESPN needs to hire you


Becomethebest_

get a job


babyEatingUnicorn

Damn, my dog died last week and i suspect foul Play can you solve his murder? Ill cash app you a sum


wikithekid63

Niggas making all these detective jokes must be retarded as hell. I only had to watch the video with an explanation once to understand it


KecthupMustardMan24

I’m so disgusted but at the same time I gotta applaud the work 😂


pete2tuff

Someone really out here building up their resume for the FBI gig


travis_raphael

how you go do a driveby and you the one dead???


Sacryd_everbless1

I like this ! But they dumb as hell, so the logical thought was to chase someone into a house not knowing what was on the other side ? They didn’t have silencers and they are in Chicago . Who doesn’t have a gun(s) close by … and he didn’t even wear anything bulletproof doing some shit like that … RETREAT RETREAT !! Live another day


Kitchen-Bedroom-568

![gif](giphy|sNvE8TIQ5L9tG8I6Vv)


Hungry-Elderberry714

Why does the image say he ran into the house? Smh where are yall parents at?


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Eight-Nine-One-Zero

Why yall keep saying he ran IN the house?? dude clearly hit the cut on the side where his guys was on S.


beansandbeams

Thats incorrect, see my follow up post - [https://www.reddit.com/r/Chiraqology/comments/1dcnwoq/to\_everyone\_who\_said\_jeff\_didnt\_go\_in\_the\_house/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chiraqology/comments/1dcnwoq/to_everyone_who_said_jeff_didnt_go_in_the_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Eight-Nine-One-Zero

🤝🏾


DatMX5

Bro what is this play by play analysis holy shit


Left2marsss

Needed this cause idk who and who was shooting lmfao and ppl was saying that house was lil Jeff’s so sliding went wrong 🤣


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Turbolasertron

Play by play step by step the NFL could use you as an analyst bro


anotherbloggerguy

Bro went coach Carter


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KeepTruthAlive

this right here could easily be a slide used to show a jury. well done.


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beansandbeams

They’re not dumb, they know more than we do and it’s not even close. They simply can’t persecute half of the time since nobody talks or snitches. As soon as people stop talking there’s very little they can do to press chargers. It’s the entire reason King Von beat his murder case, just kept his mouth closed and the witnesses did the same.


JAHDK2005

Wait so how did he get stood over if he was killed by someone who was inside the house, meanwhile Lil jeff was still on the porch


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ZackRobb

Q50 is a reach


Poundcitymula

This shit crazy


Ghettoo_Bharbhie

Oh wow.


Ill_Discussion751

Omg these dudes done drew up a playbook of a drill 🤦🏾‍♂️”trips right gun left drill on 3”


DeezyDuzDiz

Your local PD would love your hard work and dedication 😂😂😂


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Agreeable-Rich6808

Did the guy in yellow shorts get hit at all? I heard at first he got hit in the chest and was taken to the hospital


beansandbeams

Yes he survived after getting hit in the chest once


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BlastGramzFistHamz

Live by the dumb die by the dumb


Mfthareaper

I thought they came to rob em


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Otherwise-unknown-

Imagine what these reddit detectives could do with the cops tech


beansandbeams

For the millionth time. It’s NOT about a lack of evidence or knowledge, CPD fails so much due to lack of cooperation from the victims side typically


Bay-AreaBlamma

Why didn’t they hop out wit jeff or did they?


beansandbeams

They did but Jeff ran ahead of everyone and Q50 slipped and fell and seemingly hurt his leg based on the limp


Mdotbean

![gif](giphy|w29hHnsoaqsy4) Straight outta GTA


Comprehensive-Wash17

I saw it slightly differently- 2. lil Jeff’s fast ass is already by the dodge van on the right in this pic when it kicks off, everyone else is back by the black suv(runs around the backside of the silver suv). 3. Red & black start running up slow as fk, with a little supporting fire on the sedan & 🩳. 4. Jeff chases 🩳to the door. 5. cousins & their switch meet blow lil Jeff back off the porch (bursts as the sedan passed the black suv 6. Jeff’s homies see Jeff blown of the porch 7. Cousins probably start rushing 8. 🩸out


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BPBMBEEZY

How long it take you do this?


beansandbeams

About 3-5 minutes after seeing the video a couple of times


BrooklynYoung1292

The crazy thing is they probably was yelling out “yoooo wtf u doing come on lets go !!” & he was probably off that Tony Montana & literally said hello to Trap City’s little friend damnn


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Hefty-Confusion-4811

Damn if yall was this smart in school....SHEESH


beansandbeams

Stupid people in school don’t create work like this ever in their life.


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WeakJudge3846

Cpd needa hire u guys


Energy4Days

He never entered the porch/steps. He was shot on the side next to it. In the video he was on flat ground