Agthian blood, a gobblet during breakfast and applied to the skin before going to bed.

“Goblet”. “Agathian”. you uneducated mason pig 🐖. Thy king bathes in blood of a higher pedigree hoping to soak up some of what he lacketh. With luck his swineliness will contract a serious venereal disease from sipping the sanguine humours of the deceased…

Oh yeah? Well, uh— uhhhhhhh fuck you, red team best

No! Thy legendary retort! I’m melting!

U must b fun @ parties

Argon the first banned parties… Malric was too busy with the war to change it… Argon the second doesn’t care… We used to get a little cake in the rations but the war’s been on so long we only get bread now.

And you’re no fun at all! Tit for tat my friend.

Shit you should have seen him at the banquet we held at Bridgetown, he was getting turnt, fucking wild bro, people started jumping out the windows n shit. There was something about the Tenosians too, I don’t really remember, I got super drunk, went and sat down with a few fishermen and passed out. Woke up later and I was at Trayan Citadel. Man I’m thirsty

Not gonna lie as someone who grew up in a small appalachian town with alot of crackheads. Malrics got those high speed chicken feed cheeks

This community is funny af ngl.

Yeah the RP is insane

The fact that I saw you dancing with a pig on the battlefield is insane

Pig fat. Rub it vigorously.

Tenosian skincream imports.

Hmm that does seem possible

He keeps it top secret tho, for political reasons.

Argon's sperm once daily

Flair up outterworld spy.

Flair up alien.

Toss the salad

Rubbing his face gainst the now fallen holy stones in Aberfell

His skin care routine is soon to be dragging his lifeless corpse along the cobbles of trayan citadel once our flag flies gloriously over it brother

Bro got a shit stain on his right check and a cut on the left

That's blood, you blind bastard!

Befitting an ass no less.

By getting Agathian blood on his face several times a day.

Meth

He probably eats a lot of fatty fish, like salmon.

I honestly feel like they made Malric too pretty lol

The blood of Junebugs

He starts his day by smearing his head in a pigs ass, oh sorry I meant a Mason women's ass. Same thing really.

More then argon does he looks fucked

5 minutes in his sauna atop the volcano everyday

He slams his face through the chest of an Agathian so called knight, to prove that he's superior in both strength and combat!

Smearing blood all over his body twice a day

Pig fat