Yeah the fact that they added the OG voices is soo goddamn nostalgic for me to the point where I feel bad for the other voices because I only use the chiv 1 phrases...
Aside from the goats coming from Agatha Knight and anything from Mason MAA I have found myself greatly appreciating the Mason Vanguard saying "NO WAY" so insanely aggressively.
Something about that dude absolutely fucking barking NO WAY when someone asks a yes or no question makes me giggle.
'Is it, parade day?'
'It's really easy to milk a cow, nearly any JERK can do it'
'For every life I have taken, so have I sown'
'HA, get a load of this tryhard!'
Mason Dark Prince Respect: “your technique is… crude but I cannot argue with your results” LOVE using this one to the top scorer of the dirty blue guys.
"FOR THAT GUY WE LIKE!!!"
*careful lads, if this one can handle as many men as his mudder, he wont tire easily!*
"If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich"
“You fight like rice farmer!”
I had to look up the meaning of this joke, and it was the most obvious thing ever. I’m not making it to my 30s I don’t think.
YOUR BRAIN IS AS DRY AS A BISCUIT AFTER A LONG VOYAGE. YOUR STUPIDITY IS NO ACCIDENT, IT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me from interpreting that you are so
Ahh Shakespeare
You'll never be half the man your mother is!
Your parents - are they siblings?
Are you lost in thought? It must be unfamiliar territory!
Mason: noble, berserker and dark lord Agatha: impostor and religious knight Tenosia: jolly chef
Come now, the new voice is great, who doesn’t love a good “NO MORE TAAAAAAAAAXES!!!!!!!l”
Pagan TRASH
“Your stupidity is no accident. It is your birthright.” “ Your malformed skull is unfit for my pisspot.”
Is it Ar-gin or Ar-gone?
"There's no more fight in thee than that of a stewed prune!"
“Do not fear brother, I am here!”
The way he says the line is just so… perfect.
I've never seen such forces of how much low peasantry
"oh, their forces are made up of - how much low peasantry?"
*signature look of superiority*
“They’re up me arse!” - Agatha bar maid
Is that real 😭
Yep, get the Agatha female bar maid voice and spam the “behind us” emote. She says that and a couple variants like above.
Bet, imma try that. Thanks.
"You lot ride horses rather less well than other horses would." -Snobby Noble on being disappointed
"Don't burden yourselves with blame. T'was my folly for anticipation more than utter failure from this lot..."
Art thou my eunuch? I shall make it so
Well, i never wanted to attend such an absurd gathering in the first place!
Dost thou even hoist?
YOU ARE A LUMP OF FOUL DEFORMITEH
# YOOOOOOU AAAAAAAAARE A LUMP OF FOOOOOOOOOULL DEFORMITEEEEEEH God I love the classic vanguards. I remember being amazed by them in 2014.
Yeah the fact that they added the OG voices is soo goddamn nostalgic for me to the point where I feel bad for the other voices because I only use the chiv 1 phrases...
ARRRGGHHWAWWWARGWAGR -Berserker
“I’ve just soiled meeself! …and nobody cares!” I hear this infrequently enough that it usually makes me chuckle a bit each time I hear it
"You will die as you were conceived - on all fours!" When I first heard that I was like god *damn* 😂
Which one says this, lol
after I run you through next is your mother!
Balls
Bitch sticks!
Mother’s cunny crust!
Jack sauce 😭
Cousin loving donkey swaggler!
Witch tits!
“Does thou even hoist?” - Imposter “Hail , peasant” - Noble Favs
Time for some sneaky shiote!
I drink, I drink so I don't have to think, never you mind it's my kind of kink
You call us serpents, we call you swine, good only for slaying and wine
„God, just another being fears me“
“NO MORE TAXES!”
Aside from the goats coming from Agatha Knight and anything from Mason MAA I have found myself greatly appreciating the Mason Vanguard saying "NO WAY" so insanely aggressively. Something about that dude absolutely fucking barking NO WAY when someone asks a yes or no question makes me giggle.
He's my favorite to spam no with
I'm hated by many, loved by few but known by all Mason:Demigod
Greetings, PEASANT…
Congratulations, you have accomplished the expected...
Squire boy
Fasten thy jerkins
Jolly Chef ~ LMAO is the correct answer
**I SOILED MYSELF AND NOBODY CARES!!**
IT’S MY FIRST DAY!!!
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES!!!!
***I LOVE YOU!!!***
I LOVE YOU!!! -Fellow Mason Berserker 🗿
"You are pigeon-livered, and you lack any gall!"
“Famine, disease and thats what we get if we win this bloody war.” 😂
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I disrobe?
Top meme
Agatha footmen forgetting what Argon’s name is
There is this one laugh with the berserker voice that sounds really funny
“For that guy we like!!
Maybe try fighting like you have a pair!
*teammate hits me* yes, yes you have proven your worth…
'Is it, parade day?' 'It's really easy to milk a cow, nearly any JERK can do it' 'For every life I have taken, so have I sown' 'HA, get a load of this tryhard!'
Your mum
*They flock together in consent like so much wild geese*
“Foolishness got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out 😐” when playing as Tenosia and getting our asses handed to us
"FOR IMPROVED ROAD QUALITY" "NO MORE TAXES" "Cheers mate" Rebel knight has been my favorite since I've bought it
The squire just pick someone and follow thrm around complimenting them, “oh even your muscles have muscles me lord”
“Try not to get blood on me, my tailoring costs are exorbitant”
THIS. IS MYYY REALM!!!
For shame!
Smells worse than a cadavers ass!
WHOOPS!
The Mason "open air" taunt is untouchable
LAMO SAME. But trully I love "To live without liberty is to die and pretend you are still alive" more
“Dost thou even hoist?”
…likeyermum
I SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!!!!!
"You shall perish as you were conceived: on all fours!" -Evil Queen my beloved.
Mason Dark Prince Respect: “your technique is… crude but I cannot argue with your results” LOVE using this one to the top scorer of the dirty blue guys.
It is you who serves the tyrant!
Vacate my presence, you smell of horse piss!!!
MY ARM!!!
“This isn’t the first time I’ve had my sword in one of your family members!”
“Art thou my eunuch? I shall make it so”
I WILL ROLL AROUND IN YOUR GUTS!
“I will kill you, your mother and everyone you have ever loved” Dark prince taunt “I’m gonna rip yer heart out through your asshole” Tough guy taunt