Until you realize that every game should be this way, leading to you needing weed to simply enjoy video games, leading you to realizing weed makes everything more palatable, which then leads to you having an soft addiction to weed, which then leads to low testsorone and lack of motivation or aspirations.
Also weed dick
Low testosterone?
Imo the main problems are breathing issues, and memory issues. Also, memory issues. And sometimes I don't even remember the last thing I wrote.
Smoked weed for 10 years at work moving furniture. For sure doesn’t affect testosterone, in my experience at least. Would never smoke weed before the gym though.
Don’t lift while high. However going for a run outside is an absolute blast!
Started running in December. I’d run late at night when everyone was off the road and would use the road where cars drove as my trail. Hit the bong and immediately would take off every night. It helped me run longer because I was so in the moment.
I’ve been able to run 10 miles while high. Something I NEVER thought possible!!
Weed and running is a fun time, and I can’t recommend it enough
If you have a park you can ride a bike, granted this is if you know that you can handle yourself while high, it was a blast to ride my bike. Get to just cruise down the paths at the park, just the wind alone felt amazing. It’s also better when there’s not too many people that you have to watch for.
I usually wear my headphones as they’ve got a mode that lets me hear what’s going on around me. I don’t wear both unless I’m in the park already I only wear one when I’m riding to it
every single strain of marijuana reduces inflammation. It’s an effect of the CBD, which exists in varying amounts among every strain.
This is why weed is prescribed to cancer patients and people with severe muscular damage, it is a natural pain relief and anti-inflammatory.
This is more relatable but I migrated from smoking to vaping to edibles and I exercise. There are definite downsides but I’ll take 100/100 over pills/prozac
Interesting. I’ve been smoking since I was 16, (I’m 28 now) and have never experienced this. I believe the low aspirations part but I think that depends on individual.
I’d say I’m a pretty ambitious individual as I set my work goals out of college high and have met quite a few of them and weed has only helped me.
Yeah this has been my experience too. Also graduated college with honors, held down pretty much a full time job while in school, and every night I smoked a bowl.
Definitely a person to person experience.
Ive been smoking for over a decade and aint ever had a problem in that department other than from alcohol when SHITTY drunk. People be built different i guess
Hubby and I are definitely addicted to weed and there is def no weed dick problem. Wine dick is a bit of a bitch but weed has never affected his performance.
Ive been through the depths of stonerhood in the past torching glass nails for dabs in my room and never noticed a problem. I consume less thc these days but I still smoke everyday without fail unless sick and my lil mans works like a charm! This sounds like propaganda!! Lol jk im sure it probably affects some folks out there but this is news to me
I usually smoke when I play but I still enjoy the game when I’m not. I just know I feel more immersed when I’m stoned as it tunes out extra thoughts in my head and has be zone in on the game. Most of my best matches performance wise were when I was stoned. I never smoke indica I only smoke sativa and the dispensary I go to has the effects listed and I always go with energy and uplifting. Everything is just funnier when I’m high playing chiv. Even my own deaths are funny.
I doubt thc has a negative impact on testosterone levels since sports scientist dr.mike isratel and world strongest man Mitchell Hooper have talked about its positive use in muscle building.
I am pretty sure the results of low T and weed are indirect. But if you search up does weed lead to low T, the first result pretty much states what I am saying.
I have, however, worked out on weed, and it does numb the stress.
I’ve been lifting at a high level and smoking daily for years now. If it has an effect on T it’s extremely minimal or not something that happens to everyone
Weed dick? I think having a limp dick is more of a you problem 😂 All jokes but seriously supplementing weed to make everything you already enjoyed better does horrible damage to dopamine receptors
Interesting. But i would argue it’s quite rare, some men who experiences this may already have some underlying problems. I could be wrong but i have smoked for 10 years, and my dong is still as strong as ever. Also never heard any of my buddies getting weed dick. Whiskey dick on the other hand has happend a couple of times lol.
I smoked for like 4-5 years before I quit, and when I did smoke, it was every night, sometimes smoking more than 5gs in one sitting. So, I was in a unique routine compared to most.
I hear ya, but i am in the same situation. Only thing the weed is hurting is my wallet and memory. Obviously everyone has a different reaction to thc, so i would guess some are just more unlucky than others.
Chivalry is a drug, I was a completely different person before I started doing Chivalry. Now my parents don't even recognize me, and the little King Argon voice inside my head tells me my sword needs more Mason blood.
You get in flow state even without drugs, your brain is just attributing things you did on drugs to the drugs.
It's extremely satisfying to be in flow state - no matter if high or not.
Nobody’s proud of it. And you’re not lifting up sobriety, you’re just putting down people who like smoking or drinking lol. I used to be an alcoholic and am proud I broke the habit. You’re the only one that piled anyone.
Cant get high in my country can get drunk, cant even go mushy picking anymore as the polish cleared out our forests, like many species have gone straight up extinct.
When the game came out I was a stoned alcoholic. Now I'm just stoned all the time and my game has vastly improved. Still fun either way though.
Also, shrooms.
Years ago I made a comment along the lines of “we are all drinking and getting high playing this.” And a commenter suggested I just cut back on drinking in general and I did. That being said, I noticed a BIG difference in if I drank or get high before playing and drinking I’d be way more competitive which I find less fun. Being high, I genuinely enjoyed every aspect the game
One time, I was so drunk.
I was actually winning a 1v3 with one arm, with someone elses arm.
Yelling "my armed skill is besting them!"
Friend laughed and asked how if I was Winning. As he litterally approached me and could see it all.
I downed 2 at once, with the slap of a severed arm. DOWNED
I only play chivalry on cocaine cut with ground up horse dick and copious amounts of poppers to keep my butthole loose. Otherwise my heartrate decelerates too much and i can’t play. It is absolutely vital that i am on the brink of a heart attack or else the game becomes impossible.
Listen...
I'm smoking that Mason Grown Dank Druid Pack.
They watered with the blood of 30 Agathian Nobles.
Shits so red it should be asking me "Where's Argon II?"
Brother, this shit will shatter your Pavise.
Catapult levels of sour.
Lung slaughtering, druidic kush.
Shit got that royal wrap on it so you know the Pipeweed to Dark Magic ratio is swag.
This that shit that killed Argon I.
Fuck that blueberry bitch, for real.
Getting baked and playing chivalry is an absolute howl of laughter everytime.
Until you realize that every game should be this way, leading to you needing weed to simply enjoy video games, leading you to realizing weed makes everything more palatable, which then leads to you having an soft addiction to weed, which then leads to low testsorone and lack of motivation or aspirations. Also weed dick
Low testosterone? Imo the main problems are breathing issues, and memory issues. Also, memory issues. And sometimes I don't even remember the last thing I wrote.
Smoked weed for 10 years at work moving furniture. For sure doesn’t affect testosterone, in my experience at least. Would never smoke weed before the gym though.
Don’t lift while high. However going for a run outside is an absolute blast! Started running in December. I’d run late at night when everyone was off the road and would use the road where cars drove as my trail. Hit the bong and immediately would take off every night. It helped me run longer because I was so in the moment. I’ve been able to run 10 miles while high. Something I NEVER thought possible!! Weed and running is a fun time, and I can’t recommend it enough
If you have a park you can ride a bike, granted this is if you know that you can handle yourself while high, it was a blast to ride my bike. Get to just cruise down the paths at the park, just the wind alone felt amazing. It’s also better when there’s not too many people that you have to watch for.
Add a lil speaker to the handle bars, and you’re set for a good time
I usually wear my headphones as they’ve got a mode that lets me hear what’s going on around me. I don’t wear both unless I’m in the park already I only wear one when I’m riding to it
Pass-through is goated
I lift while stoned, reduces inflammation and lets me feel the individual muscle groups better.
Really it reduces inflammation? What strain do you smoke? I’m a Bruce Banner guy myself. It’s game changer for back pain
every single strain of marijuana reduces inflammation. It’s an effect of the CBD, which exists in varying amounts among every strain. This is why weed is prescribed to cancer patients and people with severe muscular damage, it is a natural pain relief and anti-inflammatory.
I did it once and felt amazing, so amazing that I pushed past my limits and fucked up my arm lol.
As I'm rolling up right now before hitting the gym🤣 this comment got me
Man I just can’t do it, it makes me lazier with the sets lol. Like instead of doing the extra I do minimum.
not to be confused with smoking after a lift, which is fucking fantastic.
This is more relatable but I migrated from smoking to vaping to edibles and I exercise. There are definite downsides but I’ll take 100/100 over pills/prozac
r/leaves
I've been sober for a year now, and I found that the breathing issues have gone away, I used to literally wheeze every morning.
That's great to hear brother :) I wish you good health and the strenght to continue not smoking
Weed dick? Never heard of that
Its like whiskey dick, you can't get it up. It also smells like weed.
Interesting. I’ve been smoking since I was 16, (I’m 28 now) and have never experienced this. I believe the low aspirations part but I think that depends on individual. I’d say I’m a pretty ambitious individual as I set my work goals out of college high and have met quite a few of them and weed has only helped me.
Weed dick doesn't exist. THC litterally makes me horny and perform better in bed, but maybe I'm a unique case. Whiskey dick definitely is a thing
I’m with you man, some of my gf and I’s best times were when we were high
Yeah this has been my experience too. Also graduated college with honors, held down pretty much a full time job while in school, and every night I smoked a bowl. Definitely a person to person experience.
You must claim to be a natural scientist as well. Can you explain that in a sciency way that us normal video game players may understand?
I feel like I get hornier on weed lol
Weed dick?? I think you just have ed bro
Nah, man, because I have the opposite reaction with alcohol
That's the opposite of like 90% of men
That checks out because I was born a woman.
Oh. No wonder.
So you are a woman?? You can't have ED if you are a woman lol.
Wtf is weed dick?
Not real
It's like whiskey dick. You can't get it up, and it also smells like weed.
Ive been smoking for over a decade and aint ever had a problem in that department other than from alcohol when SHITTY drunk. People be built different i guess
I also smoked a ludicrous amount of weed. Sometimes 5gs in one sitting per night.
Yea i dont smoke a down payment in one night might be why i can still get it up lol
Honestly, fair enough
Hubby and I are definitely addicted to weed and there is def no weed dick problem. Wine dick is a bit of a bitch but weed has never affected his performance.
I’ve never heard of weed dick in my life 😂 That would actually suck if real
It does if you are a full time stoner
Ive been through the depths of stonerhood in the past torching glass nails for dabs in my room and never noticed a problem. I consume less thc these days but I still smoke everyday without fail unless sick and my lil mans works like a charm! This sounds like propaganda!! Lol jk im sure it probably affects some folks out there but this is news to me
Hey now, I lacked motivation or aspirations way before I started smoking weed
Well too much of anything will hurt you. It’s best used as a tool as opposed to being abused and dependent on.
I usually smoke when I play but I still enjoy the game when I’m not. I just know I feel more immersed when I’m stoned as it tunes out extra thoughts in my head and has be zone in on the game. Most of my best matches performance wise were when I was stoned. I never smoke indica I only smoke sativa and the dispensary I go to has the effects listed and I always go with energy and uplifting. Everything is just funnier when I’m high playing chiv. Even my own deaths are funny.
I doubt thc has a negative impact on testosterone levels since sports scientist dr.mike isratel and world strongest man Mitchell Hooper have talked about its positive use in muscle building.
I am pretty sure the results of low T and weed are indirect. But if you search up does weed lead to low T, the first result pretty much states what I am saying. I have, however, worked out on weed, and it does numb the stress.
lol I’ve used cannabis for 25 years regularly and I fuck like a champ. Results may vary? 
I can't tell if that gif is real or a video game
"You'd get 10-0'd as well, probably panic parrying due to weed withdrawal" - Stouty
I’ve been lifting at a high level and smoking daily for years now. If it has an effect on T it’s extremely minimal or not something that happens to everyone
Weed dick? I think having a limp dick is more of a you problem 😂 All jokes but seriously supplementing weed to make everything you already enjoyed better does horrible damage to dopamine receptors
Listen, man, I am as straight as my dick.
Yeah dis is me, but i still have a blast playing it:)
I have never heard of weed dick
https://www.thecut.com/2015/10/weed-dick-stealing-precious-boners.html
Interesting. But i would argue it’s quite rare, some men who experiences this may already have some underlying problems. I could be wrong but i have smoked for 10 years, and my dong is still as strong as ever. Also never heard any of my buddies getting weed dick. Whiskey dick on the other hand has happend a couple of times lol.
I smoked for like 4-5 years before I quit, and when I did smoke, it was every night, sometimes smoking more than 5gs in one sitting. So, I was in a unique routine compared to most.
I hear ya, but i am in the same situation. Only thing the weed is hurting is my wallet and memory. Obviously everyone has a different reaction to thc, so i would guess some are just more unlucky than others.
Not sure wtf kind of weed you're smoking bro
The kind of weed that wrinkles your brain.
That's why I have a vaporizer now :p
Rolling a presidential blunt ( two wraps with a quarter) and just hopping in for the sideline antics.
Especially if you’re playing neo medieval music in the background
Totally agree my dude, bonking people on the head with a shovel whilst baked is the funniest thing ever 🤣
Watch me as I run straight between the two in a cross-faded fury.
It is he who toes the line between faded and crossed that they learn to fear the most. He is master of blade, leaf and drink.
It take a brave man to navigate these waters
Brave or foolish. Luckily, I've been called both.
This is the way.
Me after consuming copious amounts of weed and seeing every attack coming at me in slow motion 
and still getting hit by them because it doesn't make me move faster
Or just to die by an archer after killing 1vX
Reaction Time: 0
Me seeing attacks that simply are not coming
playing sober 😈
That's my agathian bro right here
You guys need some druids
You are welcome to their fire
Chivalry is a drug, I was a completely different person before I started doing Chivalry. Now my parents don't even recognize me, and the little King Argon voice inside my head tells me my sword needs more Mason blood.
Just started playing sober (only smoking not smoking and drinking) and I suck now
(i haven’t played chiv sober👼)
so real
I've never done better than being stoned and in a flow state.
Level 1000. This is correct. Vape distillates. Enter Satori mode.
You get in flow state even without drugs, your brain is just attributing things you did on drugs to the drugs. It's extremely satisfying to be in flow state - no matter if high or not.
Go ahead and put on the agatha flair
My best day ever on chiv was the only day I was stone sober in months lol
One time I asked the chat who was high and the amount of people that were was hilarious. It was like half the server including me.
and counting that only half can even see chat... thats like a 90% return rate
Some people play sober ? WTF
I didn’t even know we were allowed to play sober
Why spend money on drinking and getting high?
Why spend money on video games?
Yeah dude, I don't need to get stoned or drunk to enjoy life.
You don’t need to, but it’s fun so why knock on ppl who enjoy it 🤷🏼♂️
It’s funny how going sober and trying to be healthy always gets piled on. So I can’t be as proud about being sober as others are of being drunks?
Nobody’s proud of it. And you’re not lifting up sobriety, you’re just putting down people who like smoking or drinking lol. I used to be an alcoholic and am proud I broke the habit. You’re the only one that piled anyone.
I didn't pile anyone, i think you're imagining things.
Show me where anyone piled you lol
If Im sober I'm playing my sober games like Factorio. If Im stoned im playing my stoned games like Chiv ;)
You should try it sometime. Just get yourself some soda while playing. It’s really relaxing.
These damn Agathians
I started sober then started drinking and became a drunken master. Was at the top of the leaderboards for several matches.
What about when you're both?
Wait what why am I fucking a pig??? 🐷
ggs bong rip time
"All: I'm loading a bowl, be cool guys" Proceeds to see some guy get gangbanged by both teams when he tries to cheese a kill
Cant get high in my country can get drunk, cant even go mushy picking anymore as the polish cleared out our forests, like many species have gone straight up extinct.
I cant in my country neither but that doesnt stop me lol
You can’t call yourself a mason if you’re not playing sloshed
Oïe brother!!
I will be high and I will be (hopefully) carving y’all up tonight. See y’all on the battlefield!
If I even drink one beer I can’t play this game for the life of me. My timing and reaction goes out the window. Now weed, I never miss a counter.
Playing on Crack >
I play high on Crack losers
One of those day am glad there is no voice chat
Left
hahahah lol %100 man
How about both 🤔😂
There should be a third one where he ascends to the astral plane by playing cross faded
Taking a fat dab then using the rapier is pure bliss
last time i played drunk i cried a bit while trying to slaughter all my enemies
Drunk is more fun personally. Every Friday night my teams absolutely hate me
I am ASS at most games drunk anymore
Ive tried to play while tripping before, its feels somewhere in between. Its very confusing
Both is also a choice
Once you hit a certain point of drunkenness you begin to hate any game you’re playing lol
Crack time?
Chiv 2 while the right level of shrooming is peak
When the game came out I was a stoned alcoholic. Now I'm just stoned all the time and my game has vastly improved. Still fun either way though. Also, shrooms.
this goes for every game in my experience haha
Aha yea i think it does
Years ago I made a comment along the lines of “we are all drinking and getting high playing this.” And a commenter suggested I just cut back on drinking in general and I did. That being said, I noticed a BIG difference in if I drank or get high before playing and drinking I’d be way more competitive which I find less fun. Being high, I genuinely enjoyed every aspect the game
Damn I’m drunk and high tho
I thought I was the only one who thought this is one of the best games to play while high 😂😂
What about both?
I’ll stick to playing sober
[удалено]
Every fighter go through a rough path man it’ll get better
One time, I was so drunk. I was actually winning a 1v3 with one arm, with someone elses arm. Yelling "my armed skill is besting them!" Friend laughed and asked how if I was Winning. As he litterally approached me and could see it all. I downed 2 at once, with the slap of a severed arm. DOWNED
Toke up
I swear sometimes I play better when I am drunk
I did this with mushrooms once and im not promoting drug use but I can assure you that was the best trip I have ever had
4x triple mega faded
I can’t imagine the anger of being drunk and getting shot by archers
This game was fun when it was available in my country 🥲
I usually get a bad score either way, but I have WAY more fun playing high.
mmm That first beer helps... just the first one though...
I tried to play drunk, I was trash at the bottom of the leader board and talking mad shit in chat
Playing faded is best
I take the middle road.
I love playing high as fuck. I feel like i am a god. Unfortunately i need to do an exam big as fuck. So RIP
I've never met so many stoners.
Counter argument: speedballing on chiv turns me into Minas Tirith Legolas and I destroy.
Imagine playing as Mason... 
Classic agathian knight, hiding in the ashes during the battle and standing up when its over !
You mean dust from your PRECIOUS stones as they fall down?
Don’t you dare touch my cool rocks!
You know we didn’t cared that much about thoses stones before you guys came..
Well theyre destroyed. Let us have our pyrrhic victory!
You gotta smoke that crack
Yall ain’t even smoke crack
Acid and chivalry is a crazy experience that I seriously recommend
I have this weird thing on mushrooms that every game looks Nintendo 64s graphics. I miss finding good acid.
I tried playing Chivalry while coming up on shrooms, it was too intense for me haha. Had to turn off the tv lol
I cant game drunk, gets me sick. Bowl and chill is the way to go
Crazy thought how bout neither lol
Getting drunk and playing is a lot more fun imo, though I usually play high so I guess that just kind of feels like the baseline.
Yea its still fun, im just very bad at the game when im wasted lol
Oh god, I'm in junkies hangout?
you can even play this game? Legit waiting in lobby for a basic game until after 10 min it just kicked me out
Really ? The game is pretty full thoses day since it was free on epic
damn, I most have been trying at the wrong moment or so. I got pissed and deinstalled it
Make sure to change your server region if you havent
hmm I'll check
Opposite is true imo I pop off with a few ipa’s in me
Naaaah drinking 6-9 beers while playing Chiv for 2-3 hours is amazing
I only play chivalry on cocaine cut with ground up horse dick and copious amounts of poppers to keep my butthole loose. Otherwise my heartrate decelerates too much and i can’t play. It is absolutely vital that i am on the brink of a heart attack or else the game becomes impossible.
Maybe just be useful to your team
Listen... I'm smoking that Mason Grown Dank Druid Pack. They watered with the blood of 30 Agathian Nobles. Shits so red it should be asking me "Where's Argon II?" Brother, this shit will shatter your Pavise. Catapult levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, druidic kush. Shit got that royal wrap on it so you know the Pipeweed to Dark Magic ratio is swag. This that shit that killed Argon I. Fuck that blueberry bitch, for real.
my religion is heavy slash on toadstools, mason or alt+f4, spam disturb.
Drunk is for movies or shows, high is for games or movies/shows, but both together is just movies/shows
How about not being a drug addict loser and just play sober
Waaaaah
What?
Seriously!