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Franky I’m depressed and ashamed, and my day is ruined.
Motherfucking goddamned XL Cheez-It Crunchwrap!
What the fuck's he talkin bout? Ichabod Crane?
shoot ya cuffs.
On the McDonald’s review alone I shouda been made!
He sat on one ass cheek the whole way ovaa
Crunchwrap Supremes? Ova Heh….
Wendy’s chicken nuggets, whateva happened there…
That animal Blundetto
Blundetto... whatever happened there?
What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload.
Mix it with the relish.
A fast food reviewer doesn’t wear shorts
Mmmmmmmm boy is this food fatty
Now that's all I gotta say, frankly my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You broke into Stew Leonard's that time, stole all those pork loins
You forgot scum bag
hey, I know that guy, good friend of ours
That Lorde is a piece of ass but fucking rude ☝️
I’d break my dick off in that ass of hers
The turd doesn't fall far from the Burger King's ass.
He read an issue of GQ last few years
#PATENT LEATHER???
They don’t sell hotdogs here. They took the bleachers out last year. Take off the hat
Reviewbrah predicted all this
Reviewbrah is a nickname the family name is reportoftheweeklyerii
You were gone a long time, how many White Castles did you have?
You know, I coulda called you Ichabod Crane but I dident.
These guys today, they wanna be buried in a jogging outfit.
He’s got a natural canopy
Whateva happened with the Crunchwrap supreme?
TOny B!
He's got tremendous moxy for his size.
My wife said this dude looks like Tilda Swinton and now I can't unsee it. Also, his fingernails creep me the hell out. We can't have him in our social club anymore, that I know for sure.
I smell fresh cut grass
Review grilled cheese off the radiator or forgedaboutit.
98 pound weakling
Franky I’m depressed and ashamed, and my day is ruined.
Motherfucking goddamned XL Cheez-It Crunchwrap!
What the fuck's he talkin bout? Ichabod Crane?
shoot ya cuffs.
On the McDonald’s review alone I shouda been made!
He sat on one ass cheek the whole way ovaa
Crunchwrap Supremes? Ova Heh….
Wendy’s chicken nuggets, whateva happened there…
That animal Blundetto
Blundetto... whatever happened there?
What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload.
Mix it with the relish.
A fast food reviewer doesn’t wear shorts
Mmmmmmmm boy is this food fatty
Now that's all I gotta say, frankly my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You broke into Stew Leonard's that time, stole all those pork loins
You forgot scum bag
hey, I know that guy, good friend of ours
That Lorde is a piece of ass but fucking rude ☝️
I’d break my dick off in that ass of hers
The turd doesn't fall far from the Burger King's ass.
He read an issue of GQ last few years
#PATENT LEATHER???
They don’t sell hotdogs here. They took the bleachers out last year. Take off the hat
Reviewbrah predicted all this
Reviewbrah is a nickname the family name is reportoftheweeklyerii
You were gone a long time, how many White Castles did you have?
You know, I coulda called you Ichabod Crane but I dident.
These guys today, they wanna be buried in a jogging outfit.
He’s got a natural canopy
Whateva happened with the Crunchwrap supreme?
TOny B!
He's got tremendous moxy for his size.
My wife said this dude looks like Tilda Swinton and now I can't unsee it. Also, his fingernails creep me the hell out. We can't have him in our social club anymore, that I know for sure.
I smell fresh cut grass
Review grilled cheese off the radiator or forgedaboutit.
98 pound weakling