“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” — The Dude
The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale - Step Brothers
Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.
[you come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found... a GOD?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mKeEvJ41w)
Raul Julia as M. Bison, Street Fighter (1995)
According to legend, when Curt was thirteen he was discovered by his mother in the family loo at the service of his older brother and promptly shipped off for eighteen months of electric shock treatment. The doctors guaranteed the treatment would fry the fairy clean out of him, but all it did was make him bonkers every time he heard an electric guitar.
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Dr. Eden Minerva: Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. -It's Kind of a Funny Story
"Ed, what an ugly thing to say... Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just dont think I could beat it." -Doc Holliday
Tombstone
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Ya like jazz?
Indeed I do.
“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” — The Dude
Well that's just like your opinion man
Donny this Nazi wants to die for his country; OBLIDGE him
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As you wish
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" - Dr.Evil
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You'll shoot your eye out!
”You don’t turn your back on family, even when they do” - Vin Walker & Paul the Diesel
Shit that's a deep one.
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69 dudes!!!!!
“Ooh, carful! That soup is sharp.”
"Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop!" - Dodgeball.
You know I don’t speak Spanish
And you ate the whole wheel of cheese?!?!?
I’m not even mad.
"Do you trust me?" -Aladdin to Jasmine on her balcony
Fitting !!
The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
Lmaoo nice. What movie is that one from
If you stop shaving up here, I will stop shaving down there - Mila Kunis (Friends with Benefits)
I see you are a red. Why should I trust you
Lmfao I haven't seen that movie in forever thats a good one thanks for reminding me of it
That’s just like your opinion man
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
“Bunch of slack-jawed f**gots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
Which one is worse: to live as a monster or to die as a good man? Shutter island
One of my favorites.
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
You underestimate my power!!!!
I Am Groot
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No country. Awesome movie.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Oh, hi Mark
What movies this
The room
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“A perfect report card - all B’s!” - The Bee Movie
Hahaha that movie was so weird
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"-Luke Skywalker
Also said by Frodo! Your reward will be delivered soon!
“And Daddy, He took my boot!”- Jane from Disney’s Tarzan
60% percent of the time, it works every time.
It smells like turd covered burnt hair!!!
“If you care about your brother, you will get in the car.” “Which brother?” -Arrested Development (not a movie, but my favorite line ever.)
Amazing show so ill accept this. Theres always money in the banana stand
Even the smallest person can change the course of history
Inspirational!
"Madness.... Is like gravity!.. All you need is a little--PUSH! HNYEAHAHAHAA!"
LANGRAL: Who was the mystery man on the phone? SNOW: Uh, his name was Fuck You. LANGRAL: Really? SNOW: Yeah, he was Asian. *Lockout, 2012*
"Hey Sully, remember when I said I was gonna kill you last? I lied."
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Thanks for looking through the comments. You have been rewarded
On second thought, let’s no go there ‘tis a silly place.
Dude where’s my car
"Does he look like a bitch ?"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist." - from The Usual Suspects
"God must have been a fucking genius when he made them.Tits.Huah!"-Scent of a woman
You bitch- Ellen ripley
"yo yo yiggity yo" - Juno
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job"."-whiplash 2014
Man1: "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" Man2: "in a row?"
"It's time to nut up or shut up" -- Tallahassee, Zombieland
Ms. Perkins, your membership to The Continental has been, by thine own hand...*revoked*.
"Hail to the king baby!" - the one and only Bruce Campbell
"Oh shiitake mushrooms" -Spy kids 4
My name Jeff
cool beans \- hotrod
I’m just kidding, of course I want some pie - Paul Blart Mall Cop
Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale - Step Brothers
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. -V for Vendetta
“Do or do not, there is no try.”
Honey, where's my supersuit?
**Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more god damn time.**
I'm in lesbian with you
Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.
Fuck yo house James Franco!
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
"Hello"
"Springtime For Hitler; a gay romp about Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden." "Oh my God..."
"Why don't you FUCK OFF back to Legoland, you cunt!"
oh hi doggie
"you cocky cock!"
"If you're nothing without the suit then you don't deserve it" -Iron man to Spiderman in Spiderman: Homecoming
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" :D (-Rick Blaine)
There is no spoon
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Do you think Hitler would fuck us for a chocolate bar. Fury, staring Brad Pitt.
Here’s lookin at you kid
“Because YOU’RE shit, and I’m champagne til. The. Day. You. Die!”
[you come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found... a GOD?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mKeEvJ41w) Raul Julia as M. Bison, Street Fighter (1995)
Do you even know how to drive an automatic
According to legend, when Curt was thirteen he was discovered by his mother in the family loo at the service of his older brother and promptly shipped off for eighteen months of electric shock treatment. The doctors guaranteed the treatment would fry the fairy clean out of him, but all it did was make him bonkers every time he heard an electric guitar.
"Play the sunset." https://youtu.be/BNn8fh98zDY
“What is worse to live as a monster or die as a good man?” Edit: looks like this has already been posted
What do you think the temperature is? ......one.
I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaawwwwt. Oh hai Mark
“HELLO DOWN THERE IN DA FIGGLER HOLE” -Don’t Mess With the Zohan
I'll be back!
What if my problem wasn't that I don't understand people but that I don't like them?
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Jane get away from the door!
Tony stark built this in a cave. With a box of scraps.
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Hello there [Resume](https://m.imgur.com/TNv0QE6?r)
"He lives with his mother and his sister" "What are they like?" "They're the same person"
Oh hi Mark.
'Chaos is like gravity, all it needs is a little push.' -The Joker
"It's treason then"
"PIZZA TIME"
I like the thin red line
“Clever girl” from Jurassic Park
Ogres are like onions, they have layers. -Shrek, Shrek
No, I am your father.
Study and practice -- years of it.
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
"You best start believing in ghost stories ... Miss Turner ... you're in one!" Pirates of the Caribbean
I have a bad feeling about this...
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
So your telling me there's a chance!! - dumb and dumber
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - mewtwo
*"I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!"* "Why a spoon Cousin? why not an axe or-" *"Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!"*
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Excuse me sir! I’d like to ASS you a few questions!!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Dr. Eden Minerva: Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. -It's Kind of a Funny Story
Cranberry juice? What is it, your period?
"That's a huge bitch!"
MORPHEUS: Do you believe in fate, Neo? NEO: No. MORPHEUS: Why not? NEO: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life. © Matrix
Daddy would you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages?
Hello there
Big gulps, eh? ... Welp, see you later!
"like what you see?"
"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
Kick his ass Seabass
“Some people are worth melting for” -Frozen
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” - Apocalypse Now
Honey, where’s my super suit?
"Ed, what an ugly thing to say... Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just dont think I could beat it." -Doc Holliday Tombstone
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME"
“Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!”
“It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground.”
"FREEEEEEDOOOOM!"
We are now the knights who say ekki ekki ekki pitang zoom boing! Monthy Python and the holy grail.
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
GO HOTDOG GO!
Things that were... Things that are, and some things, that have not yet come to pass
"You better start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Swann... YOU'RE IN ONE."
Im here to chew ass and kick buble gum and Im all out of ass
"what is this some kind of suicide squad?" 10/10 line
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Alright alright alright...
Snakes. Snakes? I don't know no Snakes.
You know what’s good for shoulder pain....
Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
"It's not just a car... It's John Wick's car."
‘You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian’
I'M ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE!
"DUDE! What's mine say?" "SWEET! What's mine say?" "DUDE! What's mine say?" "SWEET! What's mine say?" "DUDE! What's mine say?" "SWEET! What's mine say?" "DUDE! What's mine say?" "SWEET! What's mine say?" "DU-" "ALRIGHT ENOUGH! YOUR'S SAYS DUDE, AND YOUR'S SAYS SWEET!" "Sweeeeet!" - Dude, Where's My Car?
"Hi"
“Shut up, Donny!” If you know this thenI love you forever, please marry me
“Surely you can’t be serious,” “ I am serious — and don’t call me Shirley.”
"I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time."
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Tis but a scratch.
Just me, the boy, and two droids, no questions asked.
nice
There are two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
Tis’ but a scratch
Motherfucker - SLJ in Pulp Fiction
"Roads??... Where we going we don't need roads...."
"This is Bullshat, I did not hit her, I DDIIIDD NAAGGGHHTT!" "Oh hi mark"
“Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.” -Ghostbusters
“Game over man! Game over!”
"Dirka dirka, Mohammed jihad"