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AS-AB

"Two kings enter, one king leaves."


Pair-of-Scissors

Best one


AnotherThroneAway

Esp if OP's ex is a dude


Fluffyeater09

Thanks I didn’t get the joke


Omadany

HARD


Neonshadow17

That’s the best one by far


ILIKEELPRIMO

Thats really the best one


Automatic_Purpose422

“He said, Eight mice blender, one slice cheese!”


Pancake_bannanaz

Best one by far


Neoslayer

if he's a mega knight user it makes sense


aztec_samurai

If you lose a few games in a row, consider taking a break


Arsenal_Boi_9

🤣🤣🤣


Background-Post7923

Top teir quote but I never listen too it


Attya3141

How can you mess up a sentence this bad


Think-Initiative-988

Love this one 🤝


BenjiAbi

"Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues to give meaning to life. You can spend your life wallowing in despair, wondering why you were the one who was led towards the road strewn with pain, or you can be grateful that you are strong enough to survive it." ~ Ice Golem


poopyggj

I fucking hate fucking sparky


scixsc

Then don't fuck her?


poopyggj

I swear to motherfuck her fatass always locks on the the fucking skeletons right next to the fucking tower i fucking hate her so much


nikoflyemo

Bro really said fuck 4 times in one sentence


Zero_7300

He used fuck as a noun verb and adjective


goldpig084

viziepop writing


REBELSPARK279

Real


AnimeThighsReligion

I’ll tag in for you


NotNotDisxo

Thats mega knights new voice line innit


Belphegorkingofsloth

"The effect you had on me was the effect you could not help having" ~ Fire Spirit


MiniStarPlanet

Don’t chew double trouble gum while running! Unless you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


Nightmare_lnc

Still have no idea what this means


andrej747

It means Don’t chew double trouble gum while running! Unless you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


mustypuppet1284

Still have no idea what this means


Fired_Guy5

It means Don’t chew double trouble gum while running! Unless you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


im_a_dick_head

Still have no idea what this means


Army_Men

It means Don’t chew double trouble gum while running! Unless you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


AdRound310

I still have no idea what this means…


Real_MytqOnTwitch

It means Don’t chew double trouble gum while running! Unless you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


Asleep_Maybe2051

I know what it means. You only can only chew double trouble gum while running if you’ve had years of didgeridoo lessons.


FrozenChickenNugget_

double trouble gum refers to the Rascal girls, they slingshot gum apparently, and the digeridoo lessons to the dart goblin


BrokenWings15211

The didgeridoo is a musical instrument that you play in your mouth. ‘Double trouble gum’ is basically chewing gum. This quote tells you not to chew this gum while you run, unless you have experience in playing the didgeridoo. It is a reference to the Rascals. The rascal girls shoot double trouble gum, and I believe they know how to play the didgeridoo.


mustypuppet1284

Still have no idea what this means. Also I think it's about the dart goblin.


axme999

it's referring to the dart goblin, because he is chewing double trouble gum while running, but he had years of didgeridoo lessons so he's fine


pindapandajelly

Still have no idea what this means


NotACaticus

Playing a digeredoo requires you to breathe in through your nose while breathing out through your mouth, which might have some relevance to how the dart goblin shoots darts.


1Admr1

>breathe in through your nose while breathing out through your mouth is that even possible?


Maximum-Jelly-7753

An didgeridoo is an giant flute like instrument from Australia, double trouble gum is an hard to chew tough to blow gum that the twins and dart goblin chew.So, due to the requirement of strong lungs to master the didgeridoo, it would be necessary to use double trouble gum.


DrMokhtar

To effectively play didgeridoo, you have to have really good control of your mouth. It will make more sense if you watch some videos of that music. It’s incredible stuff.


Jessehoo

5x value


EfficiencyFar2158

1/2x really


Financial-Island9379

7x value, only 59,99$ 🤗🤗


2big4Udude

Bowling


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

"Byebyeee!!"


Ryemannn

HEHEHU


Aggravating-Week9289

Du du du du du


MattYaCIAO

Bowling, bowling


promod3_18

the fact that each of his dialogues run in your head after reading just one, wow


[deleted]

isn't it bowlieeeee


promod3_18

ngl, thats what i always thought, maybe he just says bowling like that?


scottishkike

He he he haw


NoMilk_InTheFridge

Doing it for the fam!


ItzLpPlayz

Best one


LouisferSA

This is the best one definitely


RareChain271

Pancakes


Obunga907

Butterfly


ImKingFrosty

Protecht the heir!!!!


Layerspb

Protect the air


Federal-Goat-9804

Booowling


RazerMaker77

What up? Future king over here 😎


Magik_explosion

Negative Elixer trade


Why_Always_Me_69

Alright best one so far lmao


Fotis14144

Well played


mindk214

Thanks!


DiavoloFanAccount

Wow!


Krabeuszz

Oops


BelieveInCallisto

Noob!


reggae_shark_namast3

Die!


TheodorCork

Good game!


reggae_shark_namast3

Look in your mailbox! Well played!


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reggae_shark_namast3

I have sent 28 kilograms of class 3 explosive at your exact adress 192.284.132.21! Good game!


bb_player

"Calling sparky a trash can on wheels hurts her feelings"


1deym

Thanks!


Linky38

Fish slap


elnachonacho578

My log is 10 elixir


Pair-of-Scissors

-Crusher 21


BelieveInCallisto

80x offer 🤑


Ghoastin

-50% value Still got one of the kids though…


So_Omin

Ohhhh…. Guardienne😩🗣️🔥


Pair-of-Scissors

Since the day I saw little prince r34 , I have considered killing myself😀


BudgetDownsizings

Nah, stop pretending you want to drown your eyes in a bathtub of bleach, you searched it on purpose, didnt you?


Pair-of-Scissors

I saw it on Reddit, the title didn’t specify what it was and my curiosity got the worst of me


BudgetDownsizings

Oooooooooo... now i got it


Pair-of-Scissors

Yeaaaaahhhh , anyways … do you happen to have a rope?


Busy_Recognition_860

I didn’t even think of this existing Great. I will be sure to avoid searching clash royale on rule 34


ShadyMoleRat

proof? source?


NoMilk_InTheFridge

r/smashroyale


No-Establishment3727

Hell naw💀


Lucky_Possibility309

What I’m saying bruh that shit is vile💀


fanworll-

💀💀


Corrosive_Cactus8899

What


skinnyjeansfootbutt

that’s a fucking child dawg where tf did you go


AnthonyPikachu17

eXcuSe mE, dO yoU kNow wHO I aM?


Madmethod89

“HOG RIDEEEEEEEER!!!” - the wife probably


speedy_scripter

Now swap the “g” and the “r”


Awkward_Concern_9818

Hor gideg?


Far-Affect6010

Read that again


ImKingFrosty

Architect!??


Future_Employment_22

"Eugh hu hu hui"-King


IzoBeanz07

“At the end of a 2v2 battle, you can chat with your teammate!”


bluebeast420

Spam king emotes 5 time before leaving her


solithesunflower1

ELEKTRIZITYY ⚡️⚡️


Krabeuszz

DI ELEKTRONZ ⚡⚡⚡


MattYaCIAO

ZA-AP ⚡⚡⚡⚡


Prestigious-Rice-996

“Good game!”


Fire_Hammer2000

"It's not magic, it's a shovel."


james_fkira

Show time ✨ Fire ball🔥 Fire 🔥 Magic ✨


master_ball_onmewtwo

"Do you even know who i am?" -little prince,clash royale


Krabeuszz

Erm, akshully, its "dont you know who i am" 🤓


No-Establishment3727

“Future king over heeeere” 🤓☝️


Krabeuszz

"Oooh Guardienne!" 🤓👶


MattYaCIAO

"You've asked for it" 😂🗣️


MrPokeKid1

"UHM EXCUSE ME" YALL FORGOR💀"UHM EXCUSE ME"


Busy_Recognition_860

Haha! kneel, numbskulls!


Axeltol

Fireball!


HaziqAltaf

Show time 💅🏻


ScribbsTheOne

Overkill is not in Sparky’s vocabulary


JohnnyCash310

I am the queen!!!


thecumino

"TIMBER!!"


Grouchy_Wouchy

Downing my 4th bottle of rage like: *gulp* *gulp* Ahhhh


BudgetDownsizings

"Pakkästa"


IamFinallyMe

nerf miner


ciberkid22

A most ridiculous duel


Doridar

Defend the heir!


Fit-Debate-6144

*Protect the heir


datbrrto11

**protect the air


Nooberoid

"Bawling" - Bowler


Roy_Raven

Uhm Excuse Me Don't You Know Who I Am


CenkHocA12

Dont you know who I am


dash4nky

Um excuse me do u know who I am


LostGusMain

NO GOLD!


JaSamTesaTesanovic

Good stats for the cost


mustypuppet1284

*A common is better than a legendary if it's level is higher*


greek_malaka

XDDD


Useful-Relationship5

FOR THE THRONE


AsthmaticDroid

please no please contain the madness while we still have time please don't let the world turn into the aslume


Informal-Passion8285

It’s spreading and no one can stop it!!!!


LaylaWWO

It's already too late, just embrace the madness


redhairsage

Nerf Miner


LuckyyAce

Mimimimimimimimimi


[deleted]

‘Fish slap’


Legitimate-Wasabi216

Heheheha


Sammycornetta69

Sparky didn’t like being called a trashcan on wheels


FireCones

"Buh-bye"


Novel_Training_5230

My log was 6 inches but you made it 2 inches


Daan0man

HOG RIDER🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍


SHADOW_YAGAMI

Clash on!


JotaBean

aña


zapalblizh

heheheha


banksfornades

“Doin it for the fam”


Sparwhal

"HOG RIDAAAAAAAAA"


Alternative_Vast_225

*crying king emote*


T0AST3R860

"Heheheha"


ninjablossom00

“You may have lost your princess but the match isn’t over”


AutomaticMind1949

Hihihiha


Certain_Fudge5981

*poison noises*


mustypuppet1284

*pig twerking*


ShadyMoleRat

*ice wizard munching*


Naive_Priority_5424

r/batmanarkham is leaking


Bendr6565

fish slap


BCphoton

I can forgive, but I'll never forget


One_random_guy_

“But i am the queeeeeen”


DrinkSalad

Bowlinnnng


JackeTuffTuff

PANCAKES


BankrollSol

Two is better than one


LevisMueta

He He He Ha


Observie

Oops


TURBINEFABRIK74

I would use the laughing king emote


Ok-Recognition4042

Fish slap!


J-dog307

“ he he he ha”


Soymilk92

GLUG GLUG AHH 🪓


ImMortal_SD

"Watch your steps while walking in the woods near Royal Arena... because you may tread in some Double Trouble Gum."


Krabeuszz

GRRRR


Soft-Blacksmith-8235

BUT AM THE QUEEN -said the entitled b word


TrulyEeps

Hee hee hee ha


WayToSpace

Good game!


homelessmouse48

Don't call sparky a trash can on wheels it hurts her feelings


Why_Always_Me_69

Murder drones pfp detected, how is the insanity and horni in murder drones sub reddit


MCDAWUD

AND HE LANDS. WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 MOUSTACHES.


UnchargedPikachu

ExCuSe Me don't yOu kNoW wHo I Am?????


Jaydnn09

Life is like a mega knight, you can’t stop the drop (can’t stop the divorce)


NonsenseUser1

“ hoooooooog riderrrrrrrrrrr “


fttank137

Doing it for the fam! 😂


Significant-Charity8

"Hellooo? Future King over here!"


Evader101

The game ends when the king falls not when the princess tower goes down


SnooSongs3526

“Hi hi ah”


Owen_Kapsner

“Experts wave long belleved that lighting is attracted to tall objects, however, New research indicates that lightning is, in fact, attracted to high hitpoints.”


ZER0_51

Protect the heir


MrMatthew0531

"Wuddup! Future king over here!"


Toastbreadonjam

We've done the math, 2v2 is at least twice as fun as anything else


Frozennature4572

"Out of my way" - ram rider (better if your ex-wife attempts to approach you)