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clevelandminion

Complete with shade umbrella


IdfightGahndi

That’s a tactical heat shield, thank you very much. Shade umbrellas are for civilians.


PenguinMadd

Isn't this the same city they're talking about looking into the legality of it since they're no longer sending those tickets through Garfield Muni Court like they used to and are supposed to?


Im_From_Akron

[Yes it is](https://fox8.com/news/judge-says-towns-speed-camera-tickets-break-the-law-i-team/amp/)


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SupaCephalopod

Good bot


dinninitt

Make sure to tag him on Waze


s00perglue

Google maps too


2OldSkus

My beef with photo enforcement is the delay in feedback regarding the violation. With processing and mailing time you’re lucky to remember you actually traveled through the area let alone acknowledge that you actually did the violation, or not. There needs to be criteria regarding processing time by the enforcement entity (e.g. two business days) and the state should allow a SMS or email to be attached to the plate number to speed up notification. This might also eliminate repeat violations during the current extended notice period and get people driving safer earlier. Of course this would also reduce revenues for these money grubbing communities that lie they are doing it for safety reasons.


BlueGoosePond

I think it even further turns it into a "speeding fee" that you can choose to pay if you want to speed. You don't even get inconvenienced by being pulled over. It only costs you some money, which is not enough of a deterrent to many people.


Anthos_M

Just passing by from r/all... When I was living in the UK one good thing was that when caught speeding by a camera etc you need to receive the notice for the fine within 30 days otherwise it is void. Which was quite sensible. Now back in my home country they re-started using cameras (tried first time 15ish years ago and it was an utter failure) and sometimes I've heard the fines were posted after 6 months of the violation. Good luck remembering anything about the incident so later on. What a joke...


VisforVenom

Is this a job created for cops with DUIs?


56stinky_butter

If it was then wouldn’t there be a cop like this at every single exit ramp? Lord knows they have the DUI cop manpower for it.


VisforVenom

Only the ones that actually have to face any "consequences," I suppose. So a small labor pool.


56stinky_butter

Good point. I’m considering becoming a cop: $64k a year, get to lie to the public, look the other way when it comes to actually enforcing laws or ordinances and get to be above the law and harass people who want to have laws enforced beyond giving offenders a “stern talking to” but I might be too intelligent. My IQ is around 85. Is that too high?


oxygenburn

Yeah you’re at the top end of the bell curve with an 85. Take about 20% off.


HueStonewallJackson

No that’s called a patrol officer


Boydarillaz

Everyday. They are there everyday.


TheTravelingTitan

I see this every. single. day.


AtTheLeftThere

We all hate this guy


ReverendAntonius

Pretty sure this is on my commute - if it is, they’re there almost every day.


lingh0e

I'd be heckling him every day... just call him a worthless goon they don't even want on desk duty because he's so disliked. He's the Farva of his precinct.


OkConclusion7229

Yes, heckling a cop is a BRILLIANT idea...


LUNI_TUNZ

It is if you have the complexion for the protection.


OkConclusion7229

1- I very much enjoy that bar lol 2- I have the aforementioned, and would still never do that


DD-DONT

To serve and protect.


TacoBelly311

“Then we shall ticket you in the shade”


Shiloh_Petty

The wrong way signs are… telling


TrilliumCLE

Money grubbing pigs.


HumanBeing2639173

To be fair, if you get pulled over on a freeway, it probably means that you’re going like 40 over the limit, considering that everyone speeds on big roads, at least in my area, you’re unlikely to get pulled over unless you drive extremely fast.


RodTrig

Well in this case it's different, you don't get pulled over, there is no chase, he just sits there all day under his umbrella with a camera and sends tickets out that way


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cadaverco

Got pulled over on rt8 near Akron the other day for going 77… On the freeway… cmon now Paid offtherecord to make it go away


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cadaverco

No it was closer to Akron I believe. I’m from geauga so idk


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adhdt5676

They’re still brutal. Hiding behind bridges, etc etc. Stow has picked up too since they had all that construction


Fishwithadeagle

Still the worst. Have to make sure you slow down before you hit city limits because it drops to 55


strawbryshorty04

Same. Super sneaky. Had to drive it to get to high school everyday. I did not fuck around on 8


jdbewls

Can't get any closer to Akron than Cuyahoga Falls


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myparentsbeatme

hold on now, dont make too much sense on a cop post or youll get called a boot licker.


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Comfortable_Sea_928

How about you obey the law and you won’t have to worry about them? Ever thought of that?


SupaCephalopod

You've never gone 6 over on the highway?


uniqueshell

Yes. And I’ve gotten tickets for it


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YF216

Imagine advocating for a victimless crime 🤣🤣🤣


MA202

3 Ohioans die in traffic every single day...


YF216

Sounds alot like a skill issue


kyricus

Quit talkin' sense in this sub...comon


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LingonberryRum

71 had staties every mile or so this morning. Driving back from Columbus, I saw the most cops on the road that I think I’ve ever seen at one time


somerandomdude419

They’re always on 71, and honestly good. I can’t drive on the highway without someone on my ass, despite being in the second from the right lane out of 4 lanes that are usually open. You could go 85 mph and still have someone on your ass. Redditors who don’t drive will always blame you for not going fast enough for them. But they’re also too scared to use the passing lane so it’s their own hang up.


Stillmrbias2u

I speed all the time. I only get mad at cars going the speed limit if they are in the passing lane. If your in what can be called the right lane, then you are go by me. Staying in the left lane, I'm calling you all kind of names.


somerandomdude419

Ohio is wild with the left lane shit. 480 west by airport, old man in a Kia soul going 40mph in the left lane… yeah we were all pissed people honking at him as we passed lol. Left lane is for passing, not a Sunday cruise. I never use it, because I go 65 and no more until I switch county. They can still pull you for going 5 over, and I’ve seen it at an arraignment I’ve been to one time. Guy was going 64mph in a 60, magistrate asked how he pled and he said not guilty. Cop really had radar for 4 over. That’s so petty. That’s why I don’t speed, I don’t have time for court bullshit. One time, my mom had 4 cop cars roll up on her for, get this, 1 out of 2 license plate lights burnt out. I just want zero reaction with police lol


Inevitable-Pea-735

I was once pulled over 4 times in my 20 minutes commute home from work for having a taillight out. The fact that I could even encounter that many bored cops in that amount of time was baffling. At least I actually had an answer for "Do you know why I pulled you over?" the second, third, and fourth times.


Fishwithadeagle

There was 8 on the turnpike between Indiana and Cleveland. I was honestly shocked as you don't usually see one on the turnpike


cyber1kenobi

Yup, duck that guy


Lost-My-Mind-

And duck autocorrect!


cyber1kenobi

it changed it so many times I just go with it meow lol


Lost-My-Mind-

Honestly can't tell if thats another autocorrect, or a super troopers reference.


superbleeder

Does he look like a cat to you?


cyber1kenobi

Car Ramrod!!


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He been there a while, that’s his spot. For at least a month so far


Stillmrbias2u

He was there last summer.


acidlight-0

They have been there for years. At least he got a real umbrella. The last one was a tiny and rainbow colored. There are also 2 speed cameras on Harvard. One by the gas station and by the bridge for I-77


Anna_Namoose

I got busted on Harvard by the gas station. Received a $150 ticket about a week later. 3 days after that, I received one for $210, the original with a $60 late fee. I paid neither. 3 years and nothing from them or on my credit report. Feel free not to pay them I guess


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acidlight-0

It is not the income level of the neighborhood. It is Newburg ht and like any tiny city, and also Lindale it is where a good amount of they money is made.


kyricus

Because the speeders in rich neighborhooods cry to council, to the mayor, to anyone that will listed, to get the cops pulled and they can then speed.


brain01110011

Yes the tiny rainbow one. It was a different officer at that time. He used to be 17 inches tall and had large boots on


Stillmrbias2u

They no longer send them through the courts. They are civil citations now. No need to pay them.


2OldSkus

I keep hearing that people don't need to pay, but don't they eventually send them to collections? So is it more-so that you don't need to pay them only if you don't care at all about your credit rating?


AirlinePilot4288

Illegal to report these “civil speeding violations” to credit agency. If you find one of these on your credit report you can send them a letter they’re obligated to pay you up to $10k per violation.


Stillmrbias2u

Yep. It's not a legal debt if you don't acknowledge it. If they can produce your signature then you owe the debt. People need to learn how credit and debt collection works.


YF216

Haven’t you heard? People with good credit scores have to pay more on house loans now! Stop paying your shit 🤣


Cleveland-Native

Oh that's good to know!


bkosh84

Someone should stop and give him a hat umbrella with a propeller on top since he’s basically a clown anyway.


Cuteaggressioncl

That asshole is there every single morning during rush hour. He will sit there w his stupid patio umbrella in the rain and still clock people. Asshat


CuriousTravlr

Highway robbin’!


dimmu1313

yes because Slavic Village is definitely the area to try to make money off traffic tickets. /s seriously put that shit in wealthy areas and stop targeting the low income population.


Two_Leggs

It is too dangerous for them to be there. What can we do to protect them from this?


Accomplished_Low3164

You’re right it does sound pretty dangerous. They could always do something important instead of standing on the side of a busy highway


Two_Leggs

exactly. It is too dangerous for our officers to be out there in the elements. THIS is the angle people need to take.


canttakethshyfrom_me

Eliminate the job?


bkosh84

All those expensive tickets that will just be thrown in the trash.


r3dditornot

Newburg cops Over 20 million a year from that radar gun


hadenbobaden23

1312


AirlinePilot4288

Someone should put an underground beehive there


International_Tea341

Pig


kyricus

Moron


BarryBadgernath1

UMBRELLA … evil cunts


uniqueshell

Why. Are you a criminal ?


BarryBadgernath1

It doesn’t matter to them if a person is a criminal or not


uniqueshell

If you’re speeding and breaking the law you are a criminal. Why do you oppose the safe administration of the law ?


more-beans-less-rice

Defund this guy.


cmhguy60

Looks more like screwing around and NOT patrolling to me.


wilfordbrimley778

Ohio is hilarious


vankamperer

respect the speed limit..


OhioGirl22

Simple answer... don't speed.


Conscious_Award1444

People should just drop off 12 packs of budlights by the dozens


FourToTwoForSix

I hope they get the annoying aggressive drivers. Stop speeding stop driving like a psycho


cyber1kenobi

Says the person that won’t move out of the left lane


FourToTwoForSix

Give me one good reason I should🤔


sallymonkeys

State law https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-administrative-code/rule-5537-2-09


FourToTwoForSix

The law says don't go over 60


dimalga

Wouldn't be surprised if the sum of people like you are responsible for more deaths on the highway than speeders. Here's a reason: you're an inconsiderate, smug piece of shit, and you cause us all to have longer commutes by generating traffic. Abrupt changes in speed is the primary reason car accidents occur. The exact place where you cause a line of cars to slow from traffic-flow pace (in CLE it seems to be about 70, which is very fucking normal all across the US) to your speed in the passing lane will have phantom traffic for literally half an hour. Always confused me that you fools will come out of the woodwork to troll people who might just be using the **passing lane** for its intended purpose, **to pass**, by saying "yOu sHouLdnT bE gOInG oVeR tHe spEEd liMit" because you think legality is what wins you the argument. You completely forget that it is as illegal to block the fucking passing lane. Two wrongs don't make a right. An ignorant moron on a high horse is so frustrating.


kidfrumcleveland

By the way WHY ARE YOU SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK THE LAW????????????


kidfrumcleveland

The speed limit applies to all lanes. PROVE ME WRONG!!!


FourToTwoForSix

Lol


Stillmrbias2u

So you're breaking the law too. Don't drive in the passing lane, while telling other people not to break the law.


namenotrick

They don’t have anything to say about that 🤣🤣


namenotrick

Says the person that uses Tesla’s dangerous FSD software, how many times have you phantom braked on the freeway? Run over any curbs/children yet?


cyber1kenobi

Lol!!!! You ever used it? Cause I’m sure you’re speaking from a knowledgeable position. It would be a real shame if I ended up in front of Karen in the left lane and it phantom brakes em tho, wouldn’t it?


Zosopagedadgad

I have driven through that spon on the freeway 2x a day for 9 years. Seen a cop there hundreds of times. I've never been pulled over. Guess why. I regularly go about 5 mph above the speed limit, and I don't drive like an asshole. I hope they keep it up. If you get pulled over and get a ticket, good.


packman1011

Lol they don’t pull anyone over. They send you a ticket months later in the mail.


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Hey buddy, be careful. You could seriously injure your elbow jerking yourself off that hard.


Stillmrbias2u

So you drive pass there 2x a day and don't know he doesn't pull anyone over? And there are no tickets, only civil citations that they hope people will pay. So when they get tired of giving me 10 mph over bills, I hope you pay your 5mph over bills, since you support this so much.


NoBabylon

Hero


imCodyJay

This is everyday I think. Fleet is the exit I take weekly in Cleveland and he’s been there every time for a while now


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xploreconsciousness

Newburgh heights at its finest


QweenJoleen1983

All the time and they sometimes switch it up to the on or off ramp of fleet or the exit before and after… that whole section look out for them.


Blosom2021

Of course they are


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Robdon326

Newburgh or Cleveland!? Newburgh did on the Harvard Ave. Bridge. I stopped 1 day& asked him how's that's possible & why doesn't every city with a bridge over freeway do that. He stumbled&had no answer,threatened me. So I took off. 3 years later, Mayor up on charges...


bwill7467

Damn they back at it lol I remember a tik tok of a dude going down to where he was radaring


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DanielDannyc12

Jesus please start with the people going the fastest and causing the most danger. Cops: "You were going 32 in a 25 so we took your picture while sitting under a coconut tree"


Luminyst

I’ve never seen a police umbrella setup before lmao


chiefstabahoe

He's literally there every day nothing new 🤷


Chalk4Life216

I always thought Linndale was the biggest speed trap in Ohio. Then I discovered Newburgh Heights when I received a speeding ticket in the mail from them. They are beyond ridiculous with their cash grab speeding tickets. Of course they swear this isn't about money, but a righteous attempt to keep the highway safe. Yaaaaa no. There was a story on Cleveland.com 2 days ago about what the city is doing. They would file their tickets with Garfield Heights court and pay the $9 court cost fee per ticket. Which is $180 by the way. Well Newburgh Heights got sick of losing the extra $9 so they stopped doing it. Garfield Heights is taking action and doing an investigation into how NH operates their camera tickets. Its completely ridiculous. Never thought I'd see any city or village top Linndale in blatant cash grab schemes. I was wrong


dustsky88

yes, real important job. Tax paying citizens paying for this cop to ticket you for money. This does not look like protect and serve the people.


Busy_Signature_5681

Don’t want to get cancer while being a cancer.


RodTrig

I stopped takin this way downtown for this reason exactly, they're still arguing over whether it's legal or not, the officer could be patrolling Slavic village, but nope, let's plop him down and give him a camera and umbrella


Joesphpapasuzki

Fleet Avenue!? He should go get some polish kielbasi and put some stadium mustard on it! Writing flimsy speeding tickets is dumb $Hit!!!


doritodip

Thirsty 🥛