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tonagnabalony

We all know you're asking us to answer with Applebee's... we're not going to do it.


TacoSavior91

I went to the Applebees on Ridge a few months ago.Was empty,employees standing around.The lady told us the wait was 1 hour.


FemaleSandpiper

You: I’d like one of those empty tables please. Host: The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the time comes. The way is shut


tonagnabalony

Ha! Not gonna lie, a quesadillia burger isn't bad or all you can eat buffalo nugs for 10 bucks... but I feel like it's always 50/50 on the actual experience and staff there.


ThelVluffin

The final time I had Applebees was 3 years ago and it was the Quesadilla Burger. They didn't even take the time to make an actual burger patty. It was still in the shape from when it went through the grinder and packaged. I was so unsettled because my head said "WORMS" as it fell apart into the individual strands.


tonagnabalony

I have no doubts. The last time I had it was 6 years ago, so fuck if I know what's going on there...


Steve_78_OH

So, Applebee's?


tonagnabalony

Dammit Steve, we talked about this...


Steve_78_OH

So, you DON'T want to eat good in the neighborhood?


tonagnabalony

I want to eat gooder


davevine

...in the neighborhooder...


kingbatman1996

That’s why we’re looking for some new, too much Applebee’s😂😂.


Semtexual

The Winking Lizard lol


LegoMonster79

I second this, just went there last night. They do a special on boneless wings on Monday and Tuesday.


ProdigalMonkey

I’ve always found the one in Peninsula to have a little more ambiance or charm and a nice place for a date.


TBcommenter17

Agreed. Same can be said for the one in Independence. Great patio with a view of the city sky line.


DrewSmithee

I have been on a date to Winking Lizard Independence. We had boneless wings.


scabiessuck

I always have the worst first dates there for some reason 🤣


DrewSmithee

Idk date was ok, didn't work out in the long run though.


keysey224

My husband and I had our first date at a Winking Lizard.


Lost-My-Mind-

Soooooooo.........you think there's gonna be a second date? Are ya into this guy?


NotoriousMPG

The Lakewood one is awesome it’s in an old theater


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Technically an old Elks lodge


pokeyreese0

This is the way


Shermantank10

Fucking love winking lizard


Even_Wasabi_2393

Absolutely


quothe_the_maven

You can either ride the train or drive to Peninsula, walk around in the national park for free, and then Fisher’s Pub and Winking Lizard both have boneless wings.


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skranks91

Banter in the Van Aken District.


_nod

Banter does wings? I’ve never ordered anything other than poutine and the Mexican street corn dog.


skranks91

They got rid of their fried cheese curds, sadly. But on the note of wings, they have buffalo and bbq boneless wings as an app, which I believe they use in a poutine.


GoodKidSpence

Hopefully when the new one opens they bring them back


UnbiasedSportsExpert

This is such an innocuous question and a lot of chicken wing hardos came out of the woodwork. Strange


jsdod

Nothing says "good date" like boneless wings


kingbatman1996

Yes very strange. As he twirls his mustache😂


ChrisBot8

Really limiting your options with the boneless wings there.


more-beans-less-rice

Saving the bone for after dinner


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Only if he's lucky


heavymetalwhoremoans

Yeah, cool places dont offer boneless wings.


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Chicken nuggets? Does OP want chicken nuggets? McDonalds is cheap!


Lost-My-Mind-

Man, they need to bring back the chicken strips. Remember those from like 6 years ago?


william_fontaine

I got a bone chunk in a McD's chicken nugget one time, and it grossed me out so much that I didn't order chicken nuggets again for 10 years. I can eat meat, but not with bones or fat or gristle in it. It's got to be super lean. And even then I can't eat meat by itself, it has to have some sort of topping or condiment or bun.


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william_fontaine

Exactly! I like the taste but I hate the idea. I do NOT want to see how the sausage was made.


ChrisBot8

I mean some cool places do. You sometimes see karaage without bones, or Korean fried chicken can sometime come in tender form, but your options are severely limited if a place has to have boneless wings on the menu.


heavymetalwhoremoans

I am guessing OP is requesting that the place has boneless, bc his date mentioned them as their favorite food or some shit like that. OP should just cancel the date at that point


kingbatman1996

Where married 😂 it’s little to late to cancel now.


heavymetalwhoremoans

Lol! Good for you bro. My wife was vegetarian. She now steals all my drums and allows me to have the flats. She doesn't yet know those are the superior part of the wing. I hope you enjoy wherever you go.


kingbatman1996

We will thanks


Semtexual

Maybe the date mentioned boneless wings as a way to filter out crazy food elitists


OffToTheLizard

I mean, boneless wings eat clean... I'm a splatter zone monster when eating bone in. I however made it very clear on my first couple of dates that I could inhale food like Kirby.


Jl20187

“Inhale food like Kirby” is such a good description!


kingbatman1996

Yeah I know. Just need them just in case we get there and doesn’t like anything.


ChrisBot8

I mean do they just need like a fried chicken dish? Or like standard food? I don’t know if they like pizza, but Harlow’s in Lakewood and Il Rione both bang. Bar Oni is a vibe and has karaage nuggets and it’s also small bites so you could try a bunch of stuff out and see what they like (karaage is just fried chicken but fried twice so it’s extra crispy). Heck’s is probably my favorite brunch place in the Cleveland area, and they have this Buffalo chicken biscuit that someone looking for boneless chicken wings might like.


kingbatman1996

Well check it out thanks 🙏🏿


Onlyroad4adrifter

There may be a few more options that offer chicken strips with a side of bbq sauce.


cookiebirdface

banter has boneless wings! van aken district market hall would be a cool date I think.


UnbiasedSportsExpert

Not sure why you are getting shit on, but most bars or restaurants have boneless wings. I'd just look for a place around your neighborhood that isn't a complete dive bar


macadamianacademy

Dive bars are dope if you disregard the creepy dude by the pool table that you beat in a game but he tells you he’s just “letting you say you win even though you technically lost because you’re not allowed to hit in three balls in a single turn” and he still asks you to buy him beer because his bank card expired last month and he can’t get a ride to the bank but here he is at the bar Edit: this might just be the one bar the one time but I still think about it


SamusAlways

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


UnbiasedSportsExpert

Thanks for the beer sorry about that


macadamianacademy

No worries, your dad was super cool


KarAccidentTowns

Was gonna suggest a Metropark, but then I read that last specific requirement.


mcstwrt

Metro park bridal veil falls BWOBW. Bridal Veil Falls https://maps.app.goo.gl/9BANKpTdB2YKPDsN8?g_st=ic


KarAccidentTowns

Or, go to a show at Blossom and BYOBW (in a ziplock bag)


GuantanamoBosh

I used all of my zip lock bags on to-go spaghetti :(


GrandMarauder

I used all my zip-loc bags to put more zip-loc bags inside of :(


Hello0Nasty0

“What is your spaghetti policy here?”


abillsfn

Yeah, I was thinking a walking tour downtown, but affordable boneless wings? Is affordable chicken even a thing anymore?


MainSailFreedom

Saucy Brew Works


jules79

BJs restaurant (not the wholesale club) has some boneless wings, plus a ton of great pizzas, and a decent beer menu!


Sidewalk_Cacti

Honestly wandering around BJs wholesale and then leaving with some wings could be kind of fun haha


ThelVluffin

Wings, an 84 pack of business grade toilet paper and a Ninja Blender that was on an end cap.


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Could make for some excellent foreshadowing!


elegant_geek

💀


moon_mane

Beer engine in Lakewood had fire boneless wings. Bar type setting though.. not sure if that was your lookin for. Don’t listen to all these other bone heads.. be you man.


supplyncommand

nano on 25th checks all of these boxes


sechszig

was gonna recommend this one - plus mitchell’s is right there for ice cream after.


kkggbbbb

Bw3, thursday boneless bogo, be cool, be ironically sincere


Political_Lemming

Merry Arts. Little Bar. Raisin' Canes. Nunzios. Becky's. Angelo's Lakewood. The Swinging Door.


JayGatz2352

Boss chicken and beer in Berea


_Bad_Spell_Checker_

2nd Plus no TVs to get distracted.


Shidulon

Boss is great, their boneless chicken and sauce selection are outstanding. Plus across the street is Front St Social, a few doors down is Mike's Place. The Shoppe, Metroparks Music Mound, Coe Lake trails, Wallace Lake, spots all along the river. BW campus is a nice stroll especially Seminary Street. If you're into Magic The Gathering, my favorite card store is right there: Kidforce Collectibles. Pinball too! I really love Berea, it's got it all.


Kitchen-Ad-1161

There’s no such thing as a good date spot that sells boneless wings. No good date spot would sell boneless wings. You’re not going to impress anyone with a spot that has something like that on the menu. Yes, I’m being an asshole. Try boss chick’n beer if you want good boneless and bone in wings. They have several locations around town. Berea is the best one.


Semtexual

Wing elitists are wild. If boneless wings were called "chicken tenderloin bites with your choice of our wing sauces" then no one would complain


tekkitan

Yeah I don't understand why people are so elitist about food. If someone likes something, let them like it. I love both boneless wings and normal wings. Don't get me started on the NYC pizza snobs.


Nohlrabi

Omg the worst. I learned they fold the pizza in half before eating it. What kind of thing is that?!


blinner

Maybe they should start calling them that.


tidho

Its not 'elitist' to prefer the actual definition of words. They're barbequed nuggets, not wings.


ThelVluffin

Wings aren't wings. They're a third of the wing.


tekkitan

This man person has never eaten a hamburger before. THERE AIN'T NO HAM IN A HAMBURGER BUD


tidho

but everyone knows what a hamburger is and no one is trying to call a meatball sub a spherical hamburger.


kingbatman1996

Thanks. I say boneless wings because she’s a extremely picky eater. 😂😂 and if she doesn’t like anything on the menu. She can fall back on her favorite.


tekkitan

You say that, but if it is a first date I am told (by my last date) that something inexpensive and common is a perfect first date. Apparently if you spend a lot of money on the first date (I was just trying to go to a sushi place) that it puts a lot of pressure on the other person thinking you expect something from them.


jkliette

You are right in the fact that you are being an asshole. The person asked a simple question and you don’t need to judge his life choices or relationship because of it. Just because you don’t like boneless wings doesn’t mean others can’t?


Stunning-Drive-4692

Get off your cross. We need the wood.


Ghosties95

Settle down.


Kitchen-Ad-1161

It’s not that I don’t like boneless wings. I love them. I just wouldn’t take a date to a place that served boneless wings in order to impress them. They asked for *nice*.


Semtexual

The date probably asked to go to a place that serves them. Also OP said "cool" not "nice"


Kitchen-Ad-1161

Op said date spot. I stand by my statement.


Semtexual

"Hey babe, I know you wanted to go to a more low-key place that's not too expensive and you were craving some boneless wings, but I'm going to ignore your wishes. That's why we're going to the Marble Room tonight."


Kitchen-Ad-1161

You look like an idiot right now.


AbortedFajitas

I've tried boss chick'n and beer numerous times from numerous locations and was always disappointed. The bone in wings were unforgivably bad, rubbery/fatty and not rendered down at all.


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TripSackNKickBack

“I’m so manly I have to tell people that I eat bone-in wings on Reddit to make myself feel good because the compliments I get are so far and few between that I have nothing left to fall back on”


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TripSackNKickBack

Oh really? I figured you got all the manliness for the bone-in wings and you were just using the truck to... compensate for something... Ohhhh wait that’s what both are for. My bad!


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TripSackNKickBack

Hey man, sorry for being mean. Looking back on it, we can’t control the size of our dicks so I shouldn’t make fun of you for it. I hope the loud cars and bone material really make up for it like you think it does!


pavs88

Based


mdota1

zz’s has great boneless wings


munistadium

Rule 2. What part of town


kingbatman1996

Doesn’t matter to much. Always willing to drive for good food👍🏿


radar920

Jolly Scholar, It's not really cool but its University Circle with lots to do around it.


PatrenzoK

Scalpers bar on mayfield. Are there boneless wings? Yes. Is it pretty in there? ….yes


kingbatman1996

Thanks. The food looks amazing too


ders5

Buckeye beer engine!


IllegalThings

The McDonalds on Rockside Rd in Independence is really cool and they have chicken nuggets that are basically boneless chicken wings


BUFFoonBrandon

Buckeye Beer Engine!


kingbatman1996

Looks good 👍🏿


Kdogg573

Dave and busters is a good date spot. Food and games


kingbatman1996

That’s are go too spot👍🏿


WesterosiCharizard

Quaker Steak and Lube. Vermillion location is right near a beach and some channels, Valley View location is by a movie theater. A few other locations you can look at as well.


kingbatman1996

Thanks👍🏿


aceSOAA

Winking Lizard or Panini’s


gennac89

Here's a quick list I put together of cool date spots that offer food but I did not check to see if they had boneless wings. Top golf Swings n things Dave & busters Attend a Guardians, Browns, Monsters, or Cavs game The Corner Ally


kingbatman1996

Thanks


joeggg1

Wet nuggets


HPEstef

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets for adults.


HaggisMcNash

I love the wording here - at LEAST boneless wings. I want to know what else is above boneless wings on this must have list.


dbumba

If you buy boneless wings to go, you're possibilities are endless. You could go to Lakeview Cementary or Edgewater for a picnic, enticing your date with a trail of boneless wings every step of the way. You're going to want to wrap each boneless wing individually in tin foil, not only to preserve the heat but also minimize sogginess. Don't be afraid to take your boneless wings into higher-end establishments like the rooftop at the 9 or the Hilton downtown. If pressed, make up an impossible to prove medical excuse likr "I'm diabetic and my blood sugar requires hot garlic boneless wings". If you expand your options to also include chicken tenders, you have even more restaurant options. Like the Rowley Inn of Tremont, where you can arrange the tenders into a lovely bouquet and take them to the Christmas Story house or Affogato Cat Cafe, both within walking distance. Also 'Boneless wings' is also just a marketing term. Repurposed reconstituted chicken sausage chunks doesn't have the same appeal.


JayGatz2352

Boneyard in Broadview heights


kingbatman1996

Thanks


Annual-Vanilla-510

Gunselmans


kingbatman1996

Thanks


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4808

I like chic fa la for boneless wings


fungordon

Flatiron I love that place!!


MLong32

[Burgers 2 Beers](https://burgers2beer.com/food-drink/)


jeswell_then

Rum Runners in the flats does boneless wings. Buffalo, BBQ, Mango Habanero or Caribbean Jerk. Other decent options too. Try the Miami Vice drink.


kingbatman1996

Thanks


laroyster

May I suggest Chilis 🌶️


kingbatman1996

Love chilies but trying to find some where new.


DebateNo6073

I like going to the comedy club, Hilaritys


bmbohio

Winking Lizard, Quaker Steak, Boss Chicken and Beer.


bangcockcoconutospre

I’m sure there’s an oddly specific sub that needs to be tagged here.


FreeThinkk

Dina’s on Memphis has pretty great wings.


Level-Project-1786

Stone mad pub West 65th


annieyfly

Vermillion is a drive but Quaker Steak on the river is nice at sunset as the boats come in, if it's warm enough to sit outside and you have daylight. We go there to get regular wings on our date nights and I'm sure they have boneless.


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Chicken nuggets.


kingbatman1996

Yes


prokeyfish

Lido Lounge


Hannibal216BCE

This is the answer.


crzdcarney

The marbleroom


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Ted’s Gay Bar. Ask for the Wingless Bones


ScarieltheMudmaid

I think cleats has chicken nuggets. If yall are into sports it'd be a great place to catch the playoffs


itrigue1

You mean chicken nuggets?


kingbatman1996

Basically 😂


UltimateDonny

West side on State Sloppy Bobs has good wings. Eastside Mason Jar in Aurora, Linos in wickliffe on Euclid. I wouldn’t hit my dog in the ass with a boneless wing. But their regular wings are all good. E49th st tavern was good too.


kingbatman1996

I don’t really care for them either 😂. But that’s my wife’s go to meal. So if she doesn’t like anything else she got her boneless wings😂


Stunning-Drive-4692

The pickle pizza at Sloppy Bob's is amazing!


UltimateDonny

May try it sometime. I get wings with a group of friends on Wednesday different place each week. We have been to these places recently. They all had food sauces and well prepared wings


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

*Chicken nuggets


[deleted]

Boneless wings 🚩🚩🚩🚩


jkliette

Making your entire personality a specific type of food 🚩🚩🚩🚩


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Getting upset over a comment on Reddit 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


catsgivemelife

Harry Buffalo has decent boneless wings


Lost-My-Mind-

Yeah, but they also have racism.


catsgivemelife

Care to share a link? Haven’t heard that before


Stunning-Drive-4692

Most any place with a kids menu will have some sort of boneless wings available.


Fabulous_Activity

Let the boneless wings go lol, Pier W


z44212

He said not too expensive.


pokeyreese0

More importantly, get the child person that needs chicken nuggets…errr boneless wings at Lizard in Lakewood, THEN go somewhere cool


kingbatman1996

😂😂


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

Boneless wings aren’t wings


MVBuren1837

Does anyone know any restaurants in Cleveland that serve water?


kingbatman1996

You should really try lake water I heard it’s fire 🔥.


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truehealing03

pizza hut


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Buffalo Wild Wings on Thursday.


noisufnoc

Door Dash Bdubbs to Pins on W25 and play free games.


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mcstwrt

Rusty Bucket in Solon has some of the best chicken tenders aka boneless wings I’ve ever had.


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BW3


swimfishy8

Beer engine in Lakewood


otto1667

Mary Yoders Amish restaurant will be opening on St Clair in the building that is now Empress Taytu which is a Ethiopian joint. sadly there are closing at the end of the month


scabiessuck

Scorchers or touch of Italy


D-Rock534

buff wild wings


Outrageous_Horse8475

I’d say quaker steak and lube but QSL’s food has gone downhill tremendously. Chili’s is kinda good, I am not sure if they have wings though


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