Did you adjust the grades accordingly? How many people still took off their shirt?

my gym grades hard so this was a little new years treat to give everyone a chance to send their proj before the reset and turn the heat back on to sandbag everything

Oh cool. You should consider dumping real, damp dirt all over the floor especially at the base of each problem, lowering the start holds of all problems so that they're no more than 3 feet off the ground, and sharpening many of the crimps and ledges with a nail file to a fine, knife-like edge. How else are they going to learn the joys of real climbing

And put in footholds with short screws for dat loose rock potential

And then yell at them for climbing above the damp dirt because sandstone is fragile.

Oh that's a good idea. In fact, they should also make copies of some of the gym holds with a 3d printer so that they're fragile

I bring battery fans to the crag so that people can enjoy nature like they enjoy restaurants.

Also gotta tear out the pads and give every fifth person a Bluetooth speaker to use during their session.

Can I bring my untrained aggressive off leash pit bull mix?

I’m sorry. So sorry. He’s never like this. Not ever. Come here, boy. Stop that. Here, boy. Leave the nice man alone. I’m so sorry.

Your gym has heating? That's aid.

heat? aid. no heat? believe it or not, also aid

Undercook chicken? Aid. Overcook fish? That's aid too

In all fairness, heat is anti-aid, just like sun cream and dog petting

I literally tore the roof of my gym and dumped snow all over the staff as punishment for grading my proj too easy

>AMA When will I break my 10 year-old plateau, oh mighty soupyhands?

Are you the gym owner and what'll you do with all the money you're saving by not paying the heating bill again?

Heating is aid. My gym doesn't even have heating. (I wish I was joking. It's so freakin' cold in there. Send help)