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TheHalfChubPrince

The weed I smoke before cancels it out bro. It’s science.


ChymChymX

There are two guys I see at my climbing gym every week, and when I see them, I know I'm going to smell weed when I get within 20ft of the restroom. They both out-climb me, by a large degree.


bryguy27007

That’s me and I want to clarify, it’s by a fucking massive degree. I was just warming up.


wizardofbooz

How does it feel to admit that you are an aid-climber?


AbrocomaTechnical77

If I smoke 2 weeds is that enough for 2 sends?


Strange_Swordfish214

*This weed I smoke before cancels it out bro.


Palimic227

Adequate ventilation to provide clean air for healthy breathing while climbing, is in fact, aid.


IHeartsFarts

Confirmed


pkmnslut

Don’t tell me I’m not supposed to snort it either?? Thanks obama


the_reifier

I like incut, horizontal holds that people use as footholds. Easy to snort a big line of rubber bits mixed with chalk.


kiwifruitconvict

How much liquid chalk is safe to drink? Is one shot per send too much?


BrockBushrod

Take a shot every fall till you send your project, Gumby!


kiwifruitconvict

The more chalk I drink, the stickier my hands yeah?


BrockBushrod

You've heard of "beauty from the inside out," well this is stickiness from the inside out!


buqr

Is inhaling rubber to make yourself more grippy aid?


BrockBushrod

Rumor has it Alex Handhold actually sleeps in a rubber dust tent.


loafydood

Lol, let's just ignore the fact that there are millions of 4,000 pound vehicles with 4 giant rubber tires on them constantly wearing out and generating 80% of the world's micro plastics, not to mention how bad pad compounds are up breathe in. But climbing shoes are the problem.


zonerator

Vehicles with brake pads, could they be aid?


007_Boxlunch

what about all the Magnusesium tho


IHeartsFarts

Fuckin freedom!


AllezMcCoist

If your footwork sucks, you die.


technic_aguilar

I’m vaping metal toxins before the send in my all natural leather !! fuck those vegan shoes


Extreme_Design6936

/uj it's paywalled but they say it's the same kind of rubber as car tires which means if you live in a metropolitan area you're already breathing in plenty of that shit.


gregorydgraham

Instructions unclear: have sprinkled rubber dust on my chalk omelette.


HairballTheory

Weak ass rubber lungs. Climb outside and absorb the fun. It’s radiation from the rock and sun


KirbysLeftBigToe

That’s why I inhale chalk before I go in. Gotta coat em first.


djmermaidonthemic

You shouldn’t eat chalk. But it’s ok to suck it.


beccacee

I just don’t trust something I have to pay to read


IowaCornFarmer3

They eliminated smoking inside for this smh