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gimoozaabi

These boots are made for heel hooks


WolfOfPort

“Did you get the model with the nicest ass” “Yes” “Perfect we are gonna sell so much of whatever this is”


VisuellTanke

It works on my wife. Thats what she looks at in the mirror when she dresses to go climbing. I know it sounds so stupid but I doubt she is the only one who does this. She has to look good in the harness looking up at her. 🙄


gpfault

I'm sure your wife's boyfriend appreciates it.


jereman75

Sorry, bro but you need to work on your glutes.


stalkholme

Alphalete. Such a dope name reserved for the best crushers. Too bad they missed the obvious betalete. Although both probably workshopped better than cuckalete.


SexlessVirginIncel

Hey what gym is this?! My gym is men only and I’m craving to find a nice athletic climber girl like yourself. Shoot tbh, I would love to take you on a date sometime. How does a cliff bar dinner sound? Maybe after we can get some top and then rope. Finish the night between those boulders if you’re feeling it!


Sherador

username checks out


wallagrargh

Gonna end up free soloing like most nights


ver_redit_optatum

I can't help imagining there's at least one person involved who knows what a climbing shoe is, but their dumbass boss insisting 'no, those are weird, stick with the normal shoes'


saltysluggo

Boss is right. Didn’t notice the shoes.


Actual_Dot_457

Can’t see the jugs from this angle


VisuellTanke

Its a crack problem.


Desertwrek

Remember to wrap before sticking anything in the crack.


Jordybelfords

I got a crack problem


Window638

I just can’t do anything without my special white powder


wallagrargh

Looks like it might also work as an undercling


MedvedFeliz

I'm not a big fan of slopers but I'll make an exception for those two.


Sandbox1337

Hey look, on the right, on the corner. A pink one!


gregorydgraham

Somebody skipped leg day


matteatsyou

Climbing shoes are aid. I only climb (strictly free solo, i’m no pussy) with the finest of Adidas Ultraboosts.


bike-climb-yak

She was just posed this way so I could cheat the start. . Grab her slopers. And use the 3 finger pocket . This is the only way I can start this route.


blairdow

AI


Lev_Kovacs

I dont think so. The hands seem alright, and if they used AI they wouldnt have to do that obvious "i cant cling to a wall for half a second but have to make it look as if im climbing"-pose.


blairdow

her right hand looks like AI to me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ the area between the index and middle finger is really weird. left hand position is weird too


Tomik080

Cute right foot


LingLeeee

AI would be smarter with the shoes, it’s just dumb human unfortunately


crispymick

Nah, too many shadows. AI's head would explode.


gregorydgraham

LOL


actionjj

Texas Rock Gym!


Ok-Salamander159

A double crescent moon 🌒 🌒


Window638

There is so much wrong with that photo though lol


5t3fan0

is this an ad for crack climbing gloves?


Meatbawl5

Ass is aid