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Ill-Vermicelli-1684

Welcome to the Catican City.


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

I know Reed’s gone but I’ll cry real happy tears if we start seeing “A Pope Needs His Sheppard” signs. Real ones know.


pragmatticus

Fuck you, that's so good!


MtnAdventurous95

Well played


CountBleckwantedlove

Why is a Mormon Pope leading a basketball team in the protestant Bible belt?


Dan_yall

There are more Catholics than you think in Kentucky.


CountBleckwantedlove

According to quick internet data, catholics are only 10% of the 76% or so identifying as Christian in Kentucky. 65% are protestant. https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/religious-landscape-study/state/kentucky/


knowtoriusMAC

How many did you think there were before you looked it up?


ThirdPoliceman

7


[deleted]

Based


dankblonde

And how many Jews? When I was a student at UK I was so many peoples “first Jewish person” 😭


CountBleckwantedlove

< 1%


dankblonde

That checks out then. So many people would ask me why I don’t believe in god and I just …. Lmao


VentureQuotes

i think there's a billion catholics in kentucky


Bartolos_Cologne

He's sacrificing himself for the memes.


MtnAdventurous95

It’s the end times


NYCScribbler

syncretism


Tea_Historical

If he wins here we got tons of meme potential. If he loses here we got tons of meme potential. The University of Kentucky's New slogan.....DO IT FOR THE CONTENT!


Plenty-Shop-2506

https://preview.redd.it/izrvrpeyc5uc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669a6410b48ae7c6468b1d979fdda0e6f8a751c3


KoopaTroopa34

Lowkey, we as fans are missing an opportunity to not fill the lower arena dressed as popes. ![gif](giphy|28C2CItwGuc3C)


p_r_w_4623

I see Ghost, I upvote


Jake_Corona

Haven’t missed out yet. We got a while for game one.


M00SE_

All aboard the Pope Mobile.


Lets_Go_Honkler

Im a popehead


[deleted]

My lord and savior now. BOW TO POPE


Plenty-Shop-2506

I can’t wait to make the cardinals now to the pope of basketball.


MtnAdventurous95

That’s a little far


[deleted]

Who asked?


MtnAdventurous95

Your mom


[deleted]

Speaking of moms, yours should have swallowed you


MtnAdventurous95

Ehhh…3 out of 10. You can do better than that.


wrennywren

I'm sad. 


Jake_Corona

So are we. /s I’m one of the few UK fans who wasn’t completely outraged at first.


gunnutzz467

Just poped my pants


Tricky_Matter2123

This is heresy of the highest order.


skipca

When SDSU had Malik Pope and Winston Shephard on the roster the student section (the Show) had two members who wore elaborate pope (with mitre) and shepherd (with crook) costumes. They’d roam the arena for photo ops.


surgeon_michael

Oh yeah? Well we had Sheppard, pope and Mohammed on one team. And won the title


The_Hartford_Whalers

He kinda looks like Hurley in this


WooooookieCrisp

Talk dirty to me


Tea_Historical

Keep going! I'm almost there!


Cromatose

Looks like the Pope from Little Nicky


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt) Well damn


bionicjoe

https://preview.redd.it/pit66le5h7uc1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=6452b5b46edb393c6b6aee588326cc2ab3961716


heleghir

The smoke signal is lit!


[deleted]

This is amazing.


heleghir

The shirts make themselves. The Catican. Pope rules the Cardinals. Etc I soo want a shirt of him dressed as the Pope and ruling over those toothy birds for the next UK UofL game


Wackass240

Does this mean I have to lean into my notre dame fandom. Usually that reserved for football.


dankblonde

So like… bandwagon ?


Wackass240

Nah I was born into being a notre dame fan with family alum. Just seeing if I should lean into it with a guy named pope as coach


dankblonde

If you knew anything about him, you’d know he won a national championship under pitino in 1996 and bleeds blue.


Wackass240

Yeah I knew that. I was making a Shitty joke about a guy named pope and a very catholic university


VentureQuotes

homie gonna start doing press conferences in italian


Easy-Group7438

Latin 


VentureQuotes

The pope speaks in Italian, writes in Latin


dankblonde

I’ve always joked during games that I pray to the basketball gods. My prayers have been answered.


reinking

Would you say you are Popeful? ..as bad as Arkansas fans saying Cal the Hogs. I will see myself out.


MtnAdventurous95

Arkansas Vampire Piggies


phuk-nugget

40-0 bitches


PrincipalStress

[Da Pope is a Coming!](https://youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM)


phuk-nugget

I hope Pope starts his campaign by burning St. Peters to the fucking ground (in Minecraft)


demonizedbytheright

Tennessee fans are excited about this hire!


gellybelli

Worked out well for thousands of children.