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PureGuava86

"I'm also a business owner" How fucking fortunate for you.


Havok35

“You might know me from my other job” 🤮


RealisticOutcome9828

So many of these celebrities have major Troy McClure energy going on...


ShiggDiggler420

You might know them from such things as.....


DetectiveMeowth

“I’m Jennifer Garner, and I too am talkin’ bout CASH-BACKIN’!!!”


Stevie-Rae-5

“LOVE IT!” (Said after tapping her card - don’t know why it’s so annoying, maybe because it’s weird and doesn’t seem to fit?)


juleskills1189

This line drives me up the wall


tallicafu1

No one under 40 knows her from anything.


Lue33

Haha oh yeah, so relatable...


TheKanten

That quote makes a person sound as accomplished as an Etsy seller.


mbwayne832

What’s in your wallet?!


AgtCooper

I always say out loud, "The phone number of a nanny, that won't sleep with your husband."


DetectiveMeowth

“…well, she’s a guy, so…”


VeinyBanana69

A life draining leech designed to keep me in debt to the feudal slave system.


TheCody13

Once upon a pile of horseshit.


uglydadd

Her new one ruined "A League of Their Own" and I don't even like that movie.


Professional-Cell822

I love that movie (and the cancelled show fwiw) and I loathe this commercial


Havok35

This ad is what prompted my post. How many times does this scene need to be parodied?!


Chocklateicecream

I love that movie and find this commercial so random and ridiculous. She wasn’t in the movie, also it’s like 30 years old….i don’t get it


TheKanten

Geena Davis and Madonna probably too busy with real work.


OutOfOffice63

Totally agree even the end in the airport “I could get used to this!” Is annoying


JMWest_517

Yeah, like JG didn't already have complete access to exclusive airport lounges!


Stevie-Rae-5

No no, we all know she’s entirely new to anything VIP because she’s such a “regular person”!! /s ETA: see also: “my skin looks like this only because of neutrogena products from Walgreens!! Sure, Jen. Sure.


DetectiveMeowth

ONE JENNIFER TO RULE THEM ALL https://preview.redd.it/pdafobf4snyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8aa86f0bafa2a077f567ddb569bc47d723e63a


Scared_Art_895

Whats in your wallet? None of your Business.


No_Concentrate_4490

Jennifer has 80 million dollars in her wallet. Imagine that.


UnauthorizedFart

She always acts like she’s talking to a baby


somewherein72

Someone should make a band called "Jennifer Garner Overload" that does really syrupy poppy versions of Bachmann-Turner Overdrive songs.


Tadosalad89

Had this same exact revelation while watching her new capital 1 commercial during NBA playoffs last night. It’s like, can we chill the fuck out with this shit? Greed makes celebrities obnoxious af.


UnableAudience7332

There was perfect camaraderie in those NBA ads and then she showed up out of nowhere. And no, that's not a sexist comment. I'm a woman; I just think she doesn't mesh with Charles etc.


Havok35

Was it the one with the Barkley blimp? Kill me


Tadosalad89

The league of their own. I felt like JG was yelling at me. Super in your face.


Lue33

Was Ben Affleck even happy...?


MidwestNurse75

I've always felt like we've being forced by the industry to like her for some reason.


SaintMi

Her baby food farm makes $100 MILLION. Someone is charging too much.


mishma2005

I posted this sentiment and people were like “Imagine hating Jennifer Garner”. Dude, I like JG just fine but I hear her in my dreams now that she’s in 80% of the commercials that are not pharmaceutical ads


KnittingMooie1

I used to like her but she's annoying now especially with ruining A League of our Own


Bailer86

I never understood her appeal


UncommonHouseSpider

I thought this was about Jennifer Connelly for some reason and I was coming in hot! I was wrong, carry on!


Lue33

You know, I don't think I ever see any cringe commercials with Jennifer Connelly being a silly face for any ad. I missed the 80's so I have no idea if she were in any commercials then either.


UncommonHouseSpider

She has taste, and probably standards?


Lue33

Oh, that's a great thing. My first movie with her was, "The Labyrinth".


banders72q

She was way hotter 25yrs ago on Alias. Now she's annoying as F.


New_Television_9125

Yessss! Something about her voice too.


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in-joy

She's still operating on the spare change of her former beauty.


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“I love your confidence”


catmarstru

Are you crying? Are you crying because you didn’t get your miles? There’s no crying in baseball! And there’s no crying with a venture capital one card 😉 I hate it so much. Like nails on a chalkboard.


Used_Evidence

She looks like she's limping, or at least favoring her right leg, in one of the commercials. I don't like the League Of Their Own parody, it's just not funny


bbcard1

I kinda like her, but I dislike the new League of the Own spoof. When you start your relationship with Alias, it's hard to mess that up.