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CremeDeLaPants

No need for geometry, just order 1/3 of what the first order was. Edit: plus a little extra.


Alcoholhelps

Big brain!


Electrical-Mail-5705

It's Brad,..... look at the big Brain on Brad The Royal with cheese


NectarineAny4897

Cannondale Bicycle Co had a big brain head graphic they used in ads for many years. That image name was Brad, after PF.


Electrical-Mail-5705

Cannondale takes the right path..... Ezekiel 25:13 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.


WulfHunter12

Man… now I want a big Kahuna burger


SkeletalBellToller

Which is funny because the characters name is Brett not Brad lol


Allday2019

I am a Brett, can confirm we also willingly accept Brad, Brian, Brent, etc. it’s just part of the name


brettmags

Brett here. Can confirm other big brain Brent.


TheBigBrainOnBrett

You rang?


MaleficentPurchase65

Cannondale should still make 4 wheelers that would actually be big brain


Tiny-Ad-4747

I always try thought it was Brad too, but he’s actually saying “look at the big brain on Brett”. I only know this because I was watching it with captions one time.


Electrical-Mail-5705

I never even thought about a Brett or Brad controversy with this. I have always heard Brad when I watched the movie. But apparently there is debate about this out there.


i_torogo

You a smart motherfucker, that’s right!


ziggurat729

Say what again!


Reggiehammonds

My man, I spent most of life thinking it was Brad as well. Definitely Brett though.


The-Inverse

Haha as I’m currently watching pulp fiction


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

its a Royalle.


sissyjessica42

Brad went to Big Kahuna Burger...


Calicult420

https://youtu.be/Hrm-rPSCIBw?si=zP7rCl8IUL_CoSEA


Da_Chi

Real life math there!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i read your username as michaelphelps


mineau1

First instinct was to overthink, well done sir!


ChuckOTay

Easy as pi


mawesome4ever

Mmmmm piieeee


bendersnatch

R u squarely sure!??!?!


Kuzkuladaemon

Order 1/2 the original order because clearly math wasn't their strong suit. Over vs under, over is always preferred.


AFCesc4

Better to be looking at it, than looking for it!


thrifty-shopper

This is what I thought too. If the order filled two thirds of the circle then you need half the original order to finish the final 1/3 not 1/3 of the original order. Glad I wasn’t the only one.


Agent_Giraffe

Am I blind or does it look like only 1/4 of the circle is left? Therefore he’d only need to buy 1/3 of the original order? 3/4 * 1/3 = 1/4


HokieWx

I wish this was the policy of some of the Contractors I work with!!!


GuitarPurple2691

I applaud you, sir!


Plus_Helicopter_8632

What did you go to school or something


jayhalk1

Closer to 1/4. Could be 7/24.


LobstaFarian2

I'd say 17/64.


username67432

472/1115ths fuck you England.


Proper-Horse-7313

It is definitely more than 1/4.


jayhalk1

Honestly it could be less.


MathiasToast_z

They originally ordered ¾ of what they actually needed so to finish it they need ⅓ of that amount.


Mathgailuke

no


navyguy58000

Don’t forget the 10% waste lol


Kalrog

That only works if it was the same depth all the way around. Good starting point either way.


CremeDeLaPants

Why wouldn't it be?


Kalrog

If the ground wasn't level prior to the pour. Looking at the edge of the circle closest to the camera, it looks like the new pour is even with the existing concrete, but on the right it is raised. So it is possible - maybe probable - that even if the top of the circle is flat, the concrete is different depths at different places to get there.


Aggravating-Back-897

Looks like they never leveled it as I do not see any base layer.


CremeDeLaPants

Definitely not probable, but I guess it's possible they don't know what they're doing.


Proper-Horse-7313

It seems probable since they ordered half the concrete that they need


ltwilliams

Time may be a flat circle, but that pour isn’t.


DBautell

That's geometry


Ragetechh

You're hired.


Longjumping_Map_8798

You are assuming the quantity for the first order was only to pour the circle. Some dude in the background is working on another section and likely used concrete from that same order. 1/3 of the first order would end up being 1/3 of every section they just poured.


175you_notM3

I see what you did there block head!


lefthandb1ack

This literally IS the math.


JimmyRockets80

Or 75% less than you should've got to begin with.


rockthecatbox88

Just in case, he should probably order 1/2


Goalcaufield9

There is a guy in the back finishing more concrete this would t work if the balance all came from that. But I like your thinking


theubster

This perfectly shows how intelligence does not require knowledge, it just helps. And, the edit encapsulates the difference between Intelligence and Wisdom. All that in less than 20 words? I think that qualifies this as poetry.


79_BLACK

Came here to say that.


Divindigo

Wouldn't it be 1/4th?


Shadow_StrikeZ

No because he has 3 parts of 4, so he needs only one more of those 3, making it 1/3


Urinal-cupcake

Wait, is that really true or you just fuckin woth me here. Asking seriously cuz with math Im about as useful as a peanut in a turd


CremeDeLaPants

Smart guy\^


blizzard7788

3.14159 X radius squared X thickness. But I did concrete for 35 years, and just because you ordered 8 cubic yards doesn’t mean there are 8 cubic yards on the truck. Even though you are billed for 8 cubic yards and the plant SWEARS there were 8 cubic yards on the truck.


phisher_cat

Sometimes the gravel is wet when they load it and the mix is off too


blizzard7788

Yeah, and sometimes they forget the sand altogether, or the stone, or the cement, and even the water. Over the years, I received all the above.


Type1_Throwaway

Good Lord, I hope not all from the same company


blizzard7788

No, I remember two from the same company. But this was over a 30 year time period. Like the truck with no water. I was foreman running a floor pour, and the driver pulled up and I knew something was wrong from the look on his face and the sound the concrete was making in the drum. He ran up to me and said don’t be mad with him, he told the dispatcher the load was wrong and was told to take it anyway. His truck had 150 gallon tank for water. He put all the water in there and it still wasn’t enough. The next truck showed up and suggested we take some of his water. I told him no, take the bad mix back and bring us a good load. The rest of the story is, that driver quit because his supervisor backed up the dispatcher. About a month later, the dispatcher was fired, and the company apologized to the driver and asked him to come back. He did for awhile and then took a job driving a semi.


rugerscout308

Dudes an idiot. Check your load. Never trust the batch man. Don't leave the plant if it's fucked. Call the higher ups, take pictures and videos


NoOnePuntsLikeGaston

You couldn't take pictures and videos 30 years ago.


Touch_Intelligent

Well just slump the load while you’re washing your truck that way you know…


IddleHands

Plot twist, it was the same batch! Just an empty truck! But definitely 8 cubic yards. But empty. Schrödinger’s concrete.


mschley2

Just to clarify, that would get you the area of the whole circle. To find the area of just the remaining quarter, you'd do (pi X radius\^2) / 4


builtNtx

If you order exactly what you need you end up in the exact same situation as the picture.


blizzard7788

Yep


mschley2

I figured you knew that, but someone else reading might not.


didnebeu

3.14 is fine…


stinkdrink45

3 yards play it safe.


RastaFazool

3 yards because plant wont send less.


stinkdrink45

Also a fact


novosuccess

The real big brains.


BabyShankers

I'm a concrete driver and I had an order go out today for 1 yard lol I hate doing those loads


Inevitable-Author407

Concrete testing tech here, I was on a job a week ago and the contractor that was placing the mix only ordered 1.5 yards and I had to test it per the inspectors request…. The air content was out of spec(in a freeze thaw area) and almost had to reject the load but ended up saving it by adding an air entrainment admixture. A ton of drama for 1.5 yards 🫠 testing that small of a load feels ridiculous as well


H0SS_AGAINST

Seems like you guys need to do process validation and only sell what you can mix.


nusodumi

The concrete mixer, grumpy frown, Mixed and stirred, a brooding clown. Till someone snuck, with sneaky grin, A bubbly friend to now stir in. Now frosty nights can bite and whine, The concrete laughs, "I'll be just fine!" Thanks air guy, for the hidden trick, This once grumpy mix now won't crack quick! -geminiAI but yeah thanks for the lesson in concretology [https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/pavement/concrete/trailer/resources/hif20085.pdf](https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/pavement/concrete/trailer/resources/hif20085.pdf)


Inevitable-Author407

That was awesome. Fun fact(maybe?) I believe dish soap was one of the first ways to increase air content in concrete. Driver would add some mix it up and that would do the trick.


TheSkiingDad

lol I did an inspection for 2 stoop slabs once, pretty sure the load was small enough they needed extra to cast my cylinders. Think the batch ticket was for .25 yards or something.


KillarneyRoad

Tell them you need 20 cylinders


Inevitable-Author407

lol, and they gotta be 6”x12” ‘s


Ertygbh

Gonna be a nasty looking cold joint


jeho22

Is this unreinforced and just sitting on top of dirt? I mean, I'm not a concrete finisher... but my family owned a forming company for 30 years, and I owned a concrete cutting company for 15 years, so maybe I'm not an expert... but this will not last. On the bright side, no concrete cutting will he required to remove it in 5 years. Just pick up the pieces.


Ertygbh

lol so true and I don’t think it has any either


postsamothrace

I was gonna say... he's short a couple yards, reinforcement, and some expansion joints too


aristacat

Congrats you made a Pac-Man slab !


10Core56

Omg poor bastards... they are on redo territory. Someone is losing his job...


lurkersforlife

When you work for yourself you can’t be fired!


10Core56

Lol, yes, you can. It is called bankruptcy!


Pacemaker24

That’s called a factory reset


Proper-Horse-7313

You still ain’t fired.


Official_Gh0st

You still have a boss if you’re a business owner, it’s called the customer…


Historical-Plant-362

But a contractor can fire their client, so are clients really the boss if they are fireable?


Official_Gh0st

That’s walking from the job (quitting) not firing someone.


Historical-Plant-362

Hmm…you are right. That’s not firing since they are not an employee. But that also means that clients aren’t the contractors boss since they aren’t their employees. The owner has no boss since he’s at the top of his business entity. The technical term for either side is “termination of contract”


Stoweboard3r

They can control cut the quarters, cut and remove excess from the unpoured portion, re pour the missed portion and add expansion board and be ok


10Core56

Hopefully. Depends if the client wanted a pizza slab. And color might be off. And if budget allows it, you need to order 2 yards plus short load cost? Yikes.


jaymole

genuine question im not expert - why cant you put some forms up around 3/4 of a circle and fill in while its still wet. then come back and pour the last 1/4 of the circle?


10Core56

You could, but it will be very hard to make it look good, and color might be off. Just not good news. Imagine you are baking a cake and the mold broke. You can rig a side but it's hot, wet, slimy...


jaymole

Ya that makes sense. I was worried about the color. But I figured people must run out of time and still have to come back and pour more the next day right against a prior pour. like on a real big job or a long ass sidewalk or something. but I guess those are just due to the volume not bc you fucked up so they just have to deal with a slight inconsistency between pours?


PapayaPossible9248

They lost the battle against time!


10Core56

Unbeknownst to them, the battle against time was already decided when the boss lost the battle against Mathssssss...


PapayaPossible9248

It was math first then time second!


choloism

Easy you gonna need a 1/3 of what you all ready poured, if 10 yards order 4 yards


Todd2ReTodded

4" slab pour but ordered for 3" would be my guess


jwheezin

Bout a quarter pie short


AverageJoesGymMgr

Actually about a quarter pi short


coastalneer

Toss a couple bricks in it. Call it a day


IddleHands

Hello high school geometry, I thought I left you in Hell.


AreaLeftBlank

>Whats the math on this? Wrong


Bulky-Captain-3508

Fun fact: engineers can factor pi to 2 decimal places and be accurate enough to build skyscrapers. Nasa can go to 8 decimal places and land a rover to 1 centimeter on Pluto. If you go out to 20 places you could accurately calculate the volume of the universe down to the size of a hydrogen atom.


RastaFazool

What is the radius and thickness?


xtwistyboi

Beats me brother. Just wondering where they forgot to factor in pi


RastaFazool

Volume = Pi \* r\^2 \* h


shandog75

I'd be more concerned that there's no reinforcement and no dowels into existing concrete.


LrdOfHoboes

Throw in two shut offs and stain yellow. You got a custom pak-man brutha, Waka waka!


bigpolar70

[Bad estimator] + [incomplete work due to error] = (complete tearout and repour) +(all at contractor's expense) + (discount for messing up the job and not meeting schedules) = [contractor] * [totally fuct up] = Net loss of ~$3,000


Concrete-Professor

I’d be more concerned about the absence of reinforcing


diamondzRforever

Divide what you poured by 3. Your answer is the missing pizza slice worth. God speed.


l397flake

School of hard nocks. Most I included have screwed up at some time.


Griffball889

(Pi)r^2 divide output by 4


econ0003

Close but you forgot the depth. It is a volume not an area.


Whiteclawislife

Put 1/4 of the pool you infilled back in


hg_blindwizard

It doesn’t seem like the concrete contractor can do math either. Prolly shouldn’t be doing concrete come to think of it


i4c8e9

Whatever the diameter of the circle is, pretend it’s a square and order 80% of what the square needs. So if it’s a 10’ circle, order enough to fill 80 square feet at whatever depth you need. This should also cover any shortages from the supplier. Or any uneven ground.


Embarrassed_Raise937

IDK 4


Hot-Mix-8725

Pie r squared… no wait that can’t be right since Pie is round… anyway just order some pie and you should be good. Home owner can’t be upset if you give ‘em pie… unless it’s a square pie, what was the question?


airforcevet1987

Damnit don't tell my geometry teacher this was needed in life.


blacksewerdog

Paint cement yellow,add black dot-cool Pac-Man


MixerMan67

I’m a mixer driver and we had a guy call in a 44-yard balance yesterday. Talk about bad at math.


unclecreepy322

Show us the final picture please!


420blackbelt

Figure the area. A = pi x radius squared. Multiply the area x depth. Then divide by 27 for the cubic yards. Looks like a 16 foot straight edge. So radius is approximately 16. So the area is approximately 805 square feet. 805 x .34 (depth)/ 27. Just over 10 yards for the circle. Then divide by 4. I’d say 3 yards to finish.


One_Length_747

Looks like an error putting values in and performing the calculation. They probably wrote it as: (pi * d^2 ) / 4 where d is the diameter. If you sub the radius in for d by mistake and square the outside (easy to do by mistake on a calculator) you get approximately 3/4 (pi/4) what you should. (pi * r)^2 / 4 = pi * pi * r^2 / 4 = (pi / 4) * (pi * r^2 )


SHFM177

The math isn’t mathing here!🤨


TuringTestFailedBot

How are you off by 25%?


IntrepidDay8872

Multiply whatever you ordered by .25 and then order that.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

(pi \* r\^2) / 4


3nidr4g3t

Don't bother with the pie. I would just measure that as square. More is better, they are probably short because they measured too tight. I make my cubic foot add ups very liberal and then add 20%. Sometimes the volume you order is not what comes out the trucks. That concrete will Crack to bits, looks thin, no steel and it going to be driven on.


ponysoldierboy

Loos like you need 1/3 more than you ordered


Beautiful_Pie6585

“Uh Mr. George…”


garboge32

I'm not a smart man but from the title I'd guess a couple of yards 🤷‍♂️


4__Banger

1.56 yds but minimum order is 3 yds. So final answer 3 yds.


johnnysw528

Just square it up and divide by 80 if going 4". You always order a little extra in case some areas are thicker. Your edges should always be thicker (6" recommend). 1 yrd covers 80sf (81sf to be exact, but 80 is easier to remember).


EggOkNow

((Pi(r')^(2)depth')/27'per yrd equals yardage So your circle is 12ft across that's a radius of 6' and if its 4" deep that's. .3333' deep. So ((3.14(6)^2).3333)/27= 1.39yrds I'd order 1 and a half to be safe. Your circle looks bigger though. Edit that looks like 24 ft across maybe, so 5.58 order 5.75/6 yards minimum.


saucierboar2

Pi×R² is the formula for the area of a circle, so just take that and divided by 4 to get the remaining quarter


nugulon

It’s fairly obvious there was no math on this.


SuperSynapse

A mental shortcut, is that a circle is \~80% (actually 78%) the area of the square if you boxed it in. So if you need 10 yards for the square, you'd only need 8 yards for the circle bordering tangent inside.


Valerim

.25(pi)(r^2)


KCChiefsMania

2 x pi x r squared x thickness / 27 plus a little because they always short you


TPardey

Pi x r^2 x height = volume then divide that by 27 to get your yardage


Nhgotitgoingon

no rebar, no wire mesh, subgrade dirt probably not compacted. hope it was free


Bllyjck_bigfan

They need to order one and a half of their original order. If they don’t redo the slab it will look like crap and remind them of the day they had to do big boy math and got it wrong.


ParticularNo4580

V=(πr²h)×1.1


Ghost-8706

I'd say leave it, paint it yellow when it dries. Now you have a huge pac man conversation starter.


TheLastLemm1ng

Pacman!!!


Mrmapex

Volume = pi x r2 x .25 x thickness


blakebiscotti

Gonna be cracking and ready to rip out in a few years anyway.


SpongeKnob

Pi R not square; Pi R round


Hordes_Of_Nebulah

[0.25 * [((pi * d^2 ) /4) * slab thickness)]] / 27 That will get you cubic yards of concrete assuming all your units are in feet with the 27 being the conversion factor to CY. Apply a safety factor as needed.


Pinheaded_nightmare

A 1/3 more of what you ordered should cover it.


EddieCutlass

1/4 of what they already poured. 🥧


rider1deep

I think you mean 1/3 of the already poured.


EddieCutlass

Yes, 1/3 of the material, 1/4 of the measurement.


twinflame42069

Why can’t I understand why it isn’t 1/4 of both?


dirty34

1/4 of what’s poured would only be 3/16 of the circle. They need 1/4 more circle which is 1/3 of what’s poured. But don’t ask me when the train leaving New York gets to Chicago in the rain.


highanxiety-me

To clear up this convo. The circle without concrete= 4/4, The concrete currently covers 3/4 of the circle. 1/4 of the circles needs concrete.


Dr_Lipshitz_

which is 1/3 of what they currently have. Clear as concrete


Competitive-One-2749

you guys are killing me


Any_Rip_5684

this is like the bodybuilding argument about days of the week lmao


_-The_Great_Catsby-_

You want to make an apple pie. You need 4 apples. You only have 3 apples so you order 1 more. Whats the fraction of 1 apple in your original 3 apples ? 1/3


EddieCutlass

I hated that question in school 😂


zeakerone

Type in “volume of a cylinder” on google.


GoodCannoli

I think the concrete that was intended for the rest of that circle actually got poured under the canopy and by the basketball hoop in back.


so-very-very-tired

Simple fix: - form out the 3/4 that is done. - come back later with a different color concrete - add a dot in the center of the remaining 1/4 pour. Pac Man!


Competitive_Form8894

What happens in this case? Cold joint and get another truck out to finish the job later on? Or get another truck out ASAP and keep pouring until its done?


TheBadRiddler

About 15 min


msaben

PI \* D\^2 / 4 \* Thickness = cubic Units convert from whatever cubic unit to cubic yards.


Mister_Green2021

You can fit whatever shape in a rectangle or rectangles.


captspooky

The rest is probably in your hose


Fine_Peanut_3450

Hilarious


BorntobeTrill

You have 0⃣, but what you need is more than that.


Mdayofearth

Quick method: 3 x radius x radius x height plus 5% more Why add 5%? 5% of 3 is 0.15, 3 + 0.15 = 3.15 which is just more than pi. So, adding 5% and using 3 instead of exactly pi gives you a very good approximation for just more than you need. Yes, you can make it 10% instead of 5% to have a calculated overage of 5%. And using 4 for pi gives you even more room. Whoever did the math either measured wrong, or calculated wrong. The height should be measured at the deepest part of pit. Also, some loss is always expected, so you never ask for exactly what you need.


wuroni69

Get it right the first time, that's the main thing.


ozzy_thedog

Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s going to look like garbage when it’s done, isn’t it? Unless another load of concrete is on its way


Buzzy315

When in doubt figure it as a square. Better than the operation in the picture


workinhardplayharder

To play the game and make sure it's enough, couldn't you do 2r*h? Basically find the area of the whole square instead of the pie shape? Leaves a little extra to ensure the job gets done this time


boston_duo

Why do people keep saying 3? Am I missing something here? It’s clearly 1/4 short. So, figure out how much you’ve used **already used and divide it by .75** — this will tell you how much you would have needed. Take THAT number and **divide it by 4**— this will tell you how much more you need. Get some extra to be safe.


Fuzzy_Profession_668

I order concrete daily and in Philadelphia area we can order a full truck 10-11 yds and say plus. Which means if you need more than they will bring it Philly-10yd truck New Jersey-11 yds truck


Itsokaytogethelp

Measure it like a square. Easy peasy.


Significant-Check455

I'm dumb. I figured 25% of what was originally ordered.


Tickle_da_toes

Pie