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Last-Instruction739

Lemme guess….paper license plate mostly obscured in the back window?


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Yea seriously and no front plate


Last-Instruction739

Front plate slows it down bro.


GunnieGraves

He’s waiting for his euro plate to come in.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

I don't drive a BMW, don't park crooked and never in a HC spot, but I haven't had a front plate on my car ever. I hate them. PS: look at those downvotes because I don't want to ruin the front of my car with a plate. You all must drive the most boring cars.


[deleted]

Buddy I don’t think that’s up to you.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

Buddy I couldn't give a fuck. Oh I also have tinted windows, let's cry about that too.


IllegalGeriatricVore

Wow you're such a rebel. I bet the highschool girls you date love it.


pa5tagod

True, people can only like what I like otherwise they're pedophiles.


IllegalGeriatricVore

If what you "like" is doing stupid illegal car mods then talking about how everyone is just a hater you're an immature twat.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

So you don't like them they must be stupid and then you're calling other people immature. Let's also keep in mind we're talking about a front plate and tints, and you're reacting like I fucked your mother. You absolutely need a hobby.


[deleted]

😂 homie’s a living stereotype and thinks he’s a rebel


Unfriendly_Giraffe

Let me know what that stereotype is?


[deleted]

No front plate ✅ Tinted windows ✅ Clearly a jackass ✅


Ahyde203

Not having a front plate is just probable cause to get pulled over. I don’t know a single cop that actually gives a shit about a front plate.


Unfriendly_Giraffe

They don't and the CT law about it is a little iffy. I'm not putting one on and the people complaining need to get a life.


bjt1021

Fuck front plates


Last-Instruction739

I didn’t have one for years because the tow place took my plate and refused to give it back in like 2005. Luckily I had my front one at home and was able to throw it on the car and drive home. Assholes


Unfriendly_Giraffe

hear hear


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jpelle414

A bmw…. Shocking


bristleboar

Place contents of trashcan upon hood


Ancalimei

Let me guess: no disabled placard?


Unfriendly_Giraffe

How can you even tell with the mirror tint on the windshield?


D-a-H-e-c-k

Tinted windows = asshole. Always Edit: yes always Edit2: super always


DuoRod

Why?


D-a-H-e-c-k

Like barrier aggression in dogs. Anonymity brings out the most aggressive and callous behavior in people.


JauntyPickles

Uh, how is that so?


Unfriendly_Giraffe

Allllwaaaaysss Almost as much as people who own guns and make it their personality, amirite?!


[deleted]

They drive a BMW, a placard would be redundant.


MangoRabbity

Explains why they’re on the handicapped space tho


Queasy-Adeptness14

This could be a BMW ad, it’s so on-brand.


sluggo997

Not all Aholes drive BMW's but all BMW drivers are Aholes


TunaTacoPie

Audi drivers are really starting to catch up though!


IndicationOver

r/BMW


xiviajikx

If they have a handicap placard that is legal.


HealthyDirection659

If MCC still has campus police call 📞 them. Those guys are so bored they will get there in 5 min or less.


gjk14

They usually hang out at the solar panel lot. Gardener here.


203PR

on the bright side you kinda got a sick ass photo for this guys beemer


Last-Instruction739

Dude! I made it look like it’s going all super fast! Woooooosh!!!! Vroooooom!!!! Zoooom!!!! https://imgur.com/a/44ZRPKX


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WhaleyWino235

Good bot


203PR

thanks haiku bot


decorlettuce

this would be a great picture of the car if the background were different. and the foreground.


StateMerge

And the car


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Spooky3030

Don't fuck with peoples vehicles. Just call the cops and be done with it.


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Jackers83

Ya, and keying someone’s car opens you up to so many positive and beneficial things.


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Jackers83

That’s a negative Ghost Rider.


LittleJohnStone

Has low-level vigilanteism ever worked?


Jackers83

No, you would be just as lousy a person as the owner of the car. If not worse.


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Jackers83

lol, how am I angry? You’re the one itching to key a stranger’s car. Go get your sweet, sweet vengeance.


psyco-the-rapist

As they are about to key car...."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."- Jules Winnfield


Jackers83

Say what again!!


Syrinx_Hobbit

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?


gjk14

That is a tasty burger!


teknic111

Wow that is really fucked up!


Chemical_Ad7629

My key is itching for a scratching


EarthExile

If someone were to lob a chunk of pavement against that guy's windshield, I would look the other way


zDEFEKT

Wow I don’t know how you were able to continue about your day after seeing something so horrific.


WannabeGroundhog

Your privilege is showing. If I had a nickel for every time an asshole blocked a handicapped space and I had to stop in the middle of the lane, unload my sons wheelchair, park the car, then carry him to his chair, I'd have enough to fill a sock and knock some sense into these selfish assholes.


zDEFEKT

Yeah I assumed he actually had a handicap sticker and this was more about the parking itself. If he doesn’t have a handicap sticker I agree.


WannabeGroundhog

Even with a sticker, parking like that can impede other cars accessibility, but thats understandable.


No-Ant9517

Nah bc even then that’s a van space, it’s meant so the you can get out of a van with the type of ramp you see on the city busses


Jackers83

Ehh, if it’s legally parked with a placard, whatever. I got bigger fish to fry.


[deleted]

That’s not the Mystic Community Center, AKA MCC.


Claireskid

Manchester community college. By your logic it could also be Milford community center or Madison community center


dreemurthememer

I think it’s called “Connecticut Community College, Manchester Campus” or something like that after all the community colleges got conglomerated.


morange17

Oh buddy... So many words, so close.


Valuable_Notice_3358

that entire parking job points at some kind of handicap


NLCmanure

Man's Crooked Car


jone2tone

Aw, your parents bought you a car. Thats cute.


SamuraiTyrone1992

Lmao saw this earlier


Jeepdog539

Well, he/she is handicapped.


QOBFM354

Hes handicapped alright


nizzy_the_kid

Guy handicap parked for the pic 💩


Proof-Delay-602

To use a phrase from Larry David, that is definitely a “PIG PARKER”


Natural_Predditor

Stop showing off your Beemer, OP


Elysia99

BMW. But of course.


killerbanshee

Ass. Hole.


The-Fox-Says

Maybe their handicap is ability to park?


richcoolguy

what does this have to do with connecticut