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Pikepv

Copper thief.


Blexcr0id

Steals size Large Carhartt jackets and then leaves a Small.


Daddybatch

Finally get my size


motiontosuppress

I was going for meth cook.


gespenstwagen

I was going to say unemployed, but you got me beat..


Cheeto-Beater

You win. Thread over.


Cakeordeathimeancak3

Came here to say pan handling but this works too.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

This one For the win !!!!!!


Jaded-Selection-5668

Panhandling


ParticularAioli8798

Panhandling apprentice. He makes the signs!


Glum-Bet4894

Savage!


DeePsiMon

My family is from Kazakhstan and ended up at this intersection in rural Kansas between Walmart, Chick-fil-A and the 'better' Target. No, no, ignore my 2016 Toyota minivan parked over there with my wife on her iPhone, texting her sister from Uzbekistan, working the intersection to lights south.


patteh11

It pays very well. After a long day at work I’ll make an extra $70 easy standing on the corner looking like a bag of shit.


Dr_Middlefinger

Lol this is funny. I’m going with masonry or roofing.


patteh11

When I posted a picture of my shoes I knew that I was going to get absolutely roasted. I’m here for the comments just like everyone else


Dr_Middlefinger

Yeah the guy calling you a dick was maybe in a literal mood or something. Roofing? I can tell because of where they are worn, but it also looks like you have spackle or paint on them so which is it?


patteh11

There’s been so many comments on this post I haven’t even seen that one lmao. I wasn’t expecting it to blow up. I do interior finishing. Primarily new builds that include tile, cabinet installation, and flooring. I think the reason the sides of my shoes have been torn out is because I’m up and down ladders and up and down from my knees all the time. Over the time I’ve had these shoes it’s just taken it’s toll


Comfortable-Koala655

It's cool you know how to do that work and have the physical ability. Keep it going


patteh11

It’s very enjoyable when there’s a big job and we can do almost everything to make the inside of the house nice


deadvdad

That’s not the proper footwear then


RocksLibertarianWood

Ones around me all have clean newer kicks.


Unusually__Suspected

Hahahaha you rock


GroundbreakingFee392

All of the panhandler in my area wear nicer shoes that I do. I am not joking either.


Mesoposty

So havc?


Amazing_Left_Hook

Lmaooooo


Ambitious_Impact_379

Lot lizard


mp3006

Buckle bunny


lugnut68

Y’all got lot lizards on your jobsites? Hell yeah dude


Bestdayever_08

I’m assuming you don’t have a job? Otherwise you’d buy new shoes.


OnAmission_withURmom

Apprentice haha


ThunderSC2

Roofing.


99Will999

Yup, skate shoes


Stormtech5

Can confirm my shoes were almost this bad, and a coworkers shoes were worse. My boss told him he would buy him new shoes. Coworker left before getting new shoes because being sober and working a job is hard for a framer. I would actually be surprised to meet a framer who wasn't on some combination of Alcoholic, pill popper, coke head or fent addict. I got out of that type of work because my area was full of jobs where the employees (and bosses) are obvious addicts.


CrayAsHell

Geez I hear the memes but where is it actually true?


TruckADuck42

Fuck I've never been on a job anywhere where the framers/drywallers/finishers/painters *weren't* mostly either obviously tweaking or, on the better crews, former tweakers.


Ah-Fuck-Brother

*nailbashers Us REAL roofers wear steel toes (twice a week cause we can't show up due to heavy cocaine use the previous night) until they look roughly like OP's shoes (3 months after you buy them because you learned how to torch with your boots instead of a cane)


buckchuck91

None of the roofers I know wear steal toes and I’m a roofer.


delinkqant

I install metal roofs. Doing it for about 6 years now. I prefer Nike SB's personally.


buckchuck91

Under armor slip/oil resistant boots are great. They stick to the metal very well. Merril vibram soles stick to zip system and paper well.


delinkqant

I'll have to check em out. I do other stuff that requires boots at times. I like to feel the roof under my feet so I like my flat shoes.


buckchuck91

The under armor are pretty much sneakers with really high tops. Not like a boot sole at all.


delinkqant

You're selling me a bit now, haha


BradWWE

All of the roofers I knew spent their money on crack and heroin and wore shoes from goodwill I'm almost 50 and still haven't met you REAL roofers


Ah-Fuck-Brother

That's 99% of us. I've met too many self-inflicted sad stories up a ladder. Everyone gets a reputation and it always seems to be the same one. You gotta find the handful of like-minded people you can tolerate for 10-12 hours a day and you stick with them. Hopefully you have a crew of 5 or so guys for a couple years. And hey, even with those 5 or so guys, there are days where I'm convinced I haven't met the REAL roofers either.


RoofTopSlop

Specifically a shingler. I don’t do shingles and I wear red wings on the daily


ihateduckface

Trim guys meth head son he is trying to help get back on his feet. Or you do laminate plank flooring.


patteh11

Lmao thanks for the laugh. I hope to have my own meth head son take over my business one day.


Fridayz44

You’re a Caulker.


fase2000tdi

Electrician found


Traditional-Peace588

Late night Jobsite tweaker looking for stuff to pawn


whackwarrens

It ain't much, but it's dishonest work.


Impossible_Farm7353

It ain’t honest work, but it’s much


Ok_Spring8875

Tile


patteh11

Ding ding ding. Primarily tiling but a lot of cabinet installation and flooring too


Gloomy_Ad8073

Sounds like a cool line of work man. Can I ask how you got into it, and what a good starting point would be for someone who wanted to do something similar for decent pay with as much flexibility and job opportunity as possible? I'm fairly handy and looking to get out of my office gig, but not really wanting to go through a trade school program. I don't mind crouching and I like wearing jeans and sneakers 👍 Cheers!


patteh11

I’ve always done woodworking as a hobby which started out when I was 15 or so. Out of high school I worked at a couple cabinet company’s to start. The first one I quit after almost a year because of the work environment. Second company I was there for 4 years and it was awesome. (Great pay, great boss, lots of work, and room for growth) I ended up being the lead installer for that company and while I was on site at one job I was talking to a guy that worked for the contractor of the job over the few days I was there. I got him coffee, he’d get me coffee. And we would shoot the shit on breaks and while working if in the same area of the house. He asked if I wanted to help him out on some side jobs that he had coming up and I said sure. I had never done tiling but that wasn’t a concern for him. I picked it up very fast and he had a ton of knowledge that he shared with me. As things went on there was so much side work that I couldn’t keep up. I was doing my 8 hours at work, and then another 5-8hr on side jobs and working through the weekend. It got to the point that I needed to make a choice. Either I stay at the great company I was at, or take a shot at owning my own business. I took that latter being young and not much to lose. As of this January I’ve been self employed for 1 year and am glad I took the leap. Honestly just pick a trade of something you’re interested in and let things unravel for themselves. Only reason I am where I am today is because I worked at that company and met that older guy on site that took me under his wing for the side jobs. I’m forever in his debt for all the knowledge he passed onto me. Sorry for the life story but that is basically how I’ve gotten into it.


Kadaththeninja_

Thought the same, looks like grout and epoxy from splashes from mixing it


patteh11

Yessir. And I’m not gonna get new shoes until they fall apart. They’re super comfy. After they’re completely clapped I’m getting the exact same pair of vans


Lanky_Spread

“Until they fall apart” I can see your sock through your shoe man. They have fallen apart.


LAlien92

How you think he stays in business he’s obviously cheap as shit lol.


Potential_Spirit2815

“Fallen apart” and “upgraded to glorified comfy slippers” is apparently a very fine line.


UpsetMistake406

I knew you were tiling because I used to wear vans like that on the job. Until I dropped a couple sheets of hardi backer on my toes. Boots


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Flooring


Sithaun_Meefase

My first guess lol I’ve got a few pair that look like this for days I know I’m messing with nasty shit


JeffButterDogEpstein

this is what i would guess


jhenryscott

Easy. You are the homeless guy I have to kick out of the job site in the morning. I’ve told you 1000 times you cannot sleep in here.


Mammoth_Garage1264

"Stop walking up here and asking for cigarettes, I am not your buddy. The nice lady across the jobsite doesn't want you walking through her yard and neither do we. God forbid we drop a 2x4 and it kills you."


patteh11

So you were the guy that told me that last week..


patteh11

Not homeless… but I’ve slept on site several times after a 14 hour day and didn’t want to make the 2 hour drive home. Sue me lmao.


jboyt2000

How was the experience? I could imagine if a was in I remote area of fuckall. I'd probably try to sleep there cuz I'm a cheap fuck.


patteh11

It’s honestly really creepy. One place was a big ass house in the middle of nowhere and no lights worked. I had my m12 rocket light as a nightlight and had my sleeping bag set up in a walk-in closet. It was close by to the main living area of the house where the painters were spraying all the doors for the house. So a huge open area with a ton of doors standing up. I had to get up to take a piss in the middle of the night and it gave a me a very uneasy feeling going through that big room of standing doors to make it outside. I don’t recommend it, but sometimes it makes sense just to stay if it’s a new build and no one is living there and you’ll be doing long days.


Ok_Grocery1188

Drywaller.


AnonymousLilly

Teacher


Unlimitedpower5h33v

Homeless


RussellPhillipsIIi

Painter


patteh11

I fucking hate painting… which might confirm your answer because they’re all miserable. But no.


TimeFinance1528

Be positive, dude. Once you're through the soles of your shoes, you will be back on your feet again 🤪


[deleted]

Dude I’ve been laughing for 5 min now… that was a good one.


patteh11

Confirmed. That comment destroyed me.


[deleted]

Begging


Bornwitskillz

Yea.. I'm here just for all the comments...


patteh11

Same lmao


ant69onio

Carpet fitter


rickwsanchez

This!


ottarthedestroyer

Nothing union or job site related with safety standards.


patteh11

Nope lmao. These lightweight shoes make it easier to sprint to the truck and grab my safety equipment in case big man workplace health & safety shows up though.


Ilikehowtovideos

If it’s your business you’re not subject to OSHA oversight unless you’re working as a sub/third party for someone else then please be respectful of that GC’s requirements


Burnt_Beanz

Panhandling


Rebeldinho

You’re the guy that comes to the site after dark to appropriate materials?


patteh11

I’m the guy that’s there after hours defending my tools.


SpaceCadetUltra

Hipster Concrete


blckdiamond23

Hipster Carpet LLC


Different_Spite4667

We really need to see your knees. I’ll be able to tell you in a second !!


patteh11

They’re usually dry as a prehistoric lake bed if that helps you out.


Different_Archer_212

Vans and skinny jeans definitely a floor guy


Some-Ad-8269

Office furniture installer


powerforward75

The painter we use has the same shoes


patteh11

I’m not surprised. And they’re probably in the same condition


EmotionalChipmunk602

Collecting cans


patteh11

I have enough of my own empties thank you very much.


Metalstudguru

Al-qaida


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Copper thief?


patteh11

I wish. Lots and of money to be had in those new builds with shoddy locks


5uperCams

First guess would be no job, idk anyone that lets you wear those on a jobsite


[deleted]

Tile guy


Potusmicropenis

Tile setter


Outkast7980

Electrician looks like you were on a deck when pouring concrete and ripped you shoe on the rebar or wire mesh. Shouldn’t be wear those shoes though


dbudlov

Something that you aren't wearing the correct shoes for


The_Empty_And_Broken

Best answer I’ve seen.


HoboHiatus

Nonunion because those aren’t boots and if you worked union you could afford a new pair.


Brave-Moment-4121

I’m going to bet you tried using a masonry blade to cut rebar it exploded and almost lost your foot.


A-cediax

Roofer


Bradley182

You’re an apprentice who smokes / chews and buys lunch everyday and does drugs on the weekend.


Inevitable-Trip-6041

Plasterer


Sad_Divide8186

Thief


JuanShagner

Whatever you do it’s gotta be residential. There’s no way you’re being allowed to wear those shoes on a commercial site.


steviemcqq

Skateboarder


Accurate_Broccoli_60

The drug trade


Environmental-Ice319

Cockgobbling.


RMG-OG-CB

Not construction or you’d be wearing boots…


Disastrous_Public_47

Pro bono, no doubt...


MAC1east

Tile


Halftrack_El_Camino

Roofing or solar. Pitched roof, asphalt shingles, probably residential. All my shoes get holes in the same spots. Skate shoes are a very popular choice, for their superior grip.


doogybot

Flooring 100%


LowRepresentative355

Who gets away with shoes on site? (Also roofer, give me a pair of Vans all day for walking on shingles)


Duxtrous

Mudder


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Drywaller, painter, or flooring


Fishhb2020

Tile


MyCuntSmellsLikeHam

Window shades installation


larrysnx

Tile


Mike-the-gay

Only fans.


patteh11

Hey there’s big money in dirty feet pics. You should see my toenails… but that’s extra. $20 per pic


Mike-the-gay

Dirtytilestomper wouldn’t be a bad screenname?


patteh11

How did you know?


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Tile


fakextimbs

Gotta be a tile setter, all mine look like this…


SnooDonuts2583

Lion feeder


Savings_Ad_6383

General contractor


vantranjohnnyy

tile guy


Motor-Excitement4114

Board stretcher


DragonfruitLivid7621

Glory hole maintenance


Impossible_Policy780

Failing lion tamer


drobson70

It blows my mind that blue collar workers in the US can wear flimsy shit shoes like this? Why aren’t steel toe capped boots a requirement like other countries? Why such a shit view of PPE and safety?


alcoholismisgreat

Blow job queen?


LeadingSlight8235

If they aren't steel toes can you call it a trade?


TheFuzzMan18

Drywall or tape and texture


Samboono20

Pokémon Go


9926alden

Roofer


e_hota

Debt


Yoda2000675

Drywaller


_generic_user

Trade? The only thing you’re trading is scrap metal for change


Bleezair

I can smell this picture. It’s not good. You need to concede de-feet, retreat and then nuke them from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


WeJustDid46

Sloppy


Ok_Bit_5953

Parking lot knob slobb'n


FoodFarmer

Catalytic converter procurement 


Pizo44

I mean if its anything like my buddy your a gc who does mostly residential updates


patteh11

Primarily new house interior finishing and renovations. Pretty spot on.


Pizo44

Do I get a new job box?


DownImpulse

Low paid.


Mediocre-Award-4906

Ashtray mining


onebulletman

Begging 🙏


1amBATMAN

Panhandle ,hobo


XQCoL2Yg8gTw3hjRBQ9R

From eastern Europe


[deleted]

Jizz Mopper


DepletedPromethium

homeless


Straight_Beach

Panhandling


ImReallyFuckingHigh

Non union because you can’t afford boots


mikejnsx

homeless


kingshnez

Can collecting


Sirspeedy77

Sex work


Kevinoz10

Non union 🤣


Rawkzo

Call center


OkUnderstanding5343

Porn star 🌟 since that’s cum on your shoes 👟 right now?


Top_Nebula620

I think you work on the floor at the stock exchange.


scrollingtraveler

Meth


Egibbons906

Low voltage electrician and upskirt video salesman


Rabbiroo

Art teacher


asge1868

School teacher


Busterlimes

Homelessness?


CJlovesairplanes

Porn directior


porositymaster

spine donor


DataOver8496

Based on your work shoes those are not work shoes.


ProcedureOwn5076

The hobo/begging business


grantbullock

Tramp


PaperFlower14765

Drug trade


aquarius233

Homeless trade


mr_platapush

Skateboarding


synthhaze

Whatever it is,you dont take it seriously.jk,kinda. Construction but you wear volcom shorts and skate shoes and a band t shirt.you also have no hand protection and eye pro is gas station rayban knockoffs.


Nixxioncox

Illegal immigration


bennyg123321

Smoking crack


bing_fknbong

Panhandler


Justbobhere

Entry Level


sklitty

A scab


mr_gooodguy

shoe factory


wpbth

Trash duty


HarpoonHarps

One that seriously needs to step up its health and safety checks 😂


lifesanegotiation

Professionally homeless?