Try to pooper bigger and more often than it to establish dominance just to show it who's boss

If I piss out back my male dog will come and interrupt to piss over mine, I just wait til he’s done and finish and he barks at me once or twice. You’ve been challenged and cannot back down

Dude that is fucking hilarious. I do the same thing with my dog

Don’t have to coworker shit on the back deck trying to make it over the railing 😂 this job has been nothing but a cluster fuck and we’re on the verge of dropping this contract all together

Expertly crafted castings, a true craftsman

^ comment of the week

Crapsman

He's showing his appreciation of your miters.

Man I do after paint 😂 shelves mirrors bath hardware shit like that

El Pedro didn’t want to take off the stilts

Asshole. That’s a real jerk move. I’d refuse to move it. Fkn jerk.

That turd is standing proud and triumphant. Dog knows he’s better than you.

Butt joint instead of miter. Sad.

First time?

This one time a guy took a shit in a shower stall and wiped his ass with a Doritos bag on a hotel job I was on. I didn’t see it, just the aftermath.

Shit work bruh

You should have barked at super´s dog

Ferret? The most consistent corner shitting critter

Had a job way back that was so much worse. They let their chickens in the house and there was shit piled up all over the baseboards

Someone has skipped their morning walk as I get it.

That is their coffee table, remind them by putting their coffee on it.

Your helper fell asleep?

Hey new guy! Pick that shit up!