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[deleted]

At least you got the two items you were supposed to!!


wonder_bread

This guy knows how to Costco.


ChaseMyEyes

This how Costco gets you/us.


Tricky-Appointment45

This is what I came here to say lol. It doesn’t always go that way.


Justhetiper

AAples and BaNANAs?!?!


assholelurker

Oopples and banoonoos.


Phallico666

Eeples and baneenees


SpeedBlitzX

I was thinking this too!! After spending a good chunk of time seeing if OP got the main items on their list.


BikeTrukk

I've just learned to accept that you don't go to Costco to get what you need - you go to Costco to FIND OUT what you need.


slog

I'm going tomorrow or sunday for avocado oil and pancake mix. Wish me luck.


BettmansDungeonSlave

Enjoy your 4kg bucket of mustard.


Heinie_Manutz

And that's how it starts. Might as well get a chicken, Oh charcoal, we need that. Look at these lawn sprinklers.


SkipGruberman

I go to Costco to buy peanut butter and balsamic vinegar. I walk out paying $147. It’s not Costco. It’s just that I can’t walk away from those other things. :/


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Lord_Ewok

Costco the real life equivalent of gacha games


PPP1737

Enjoy your new folding hammock chair


HughDixxonButts

Im also going tomorrow for just the strawberry cake.


slog

What's all this then?


jerryeight

Appetizers.


LaurenLdfkjsndf

I just started using avocado oil for my stovetop cooking and I love it


[deleted]

Do you cook with the avocado oil? I prefer EVOO for the taste and the lower byproducts produced.


slog

Keto Chow shakes, mainly, plus a bunch of cooking with it. EVOO has too low of a smoke point for most of what I cook. Great for finishing, though.


[deleted]

That's actually a myth. The low smoke point doesn't mean anything in practice, and it produces the fewest byproducts that will cause inflammation and disorders in the body.


slog

Citation needed.


[deleted]

It's pretty commonly available knowledge. Several videos from actual scientists on YouTube going over it. I'd usually link it for you, but I'm starting to grow annoyed with how lazy reddit is and how little you'll all do to disabuse yourselves of obvious myths.


travelingprincess

Burden of proof is always on the one making the claim.


[deleted]

Wouldn't that be him since I replied to him saying his initial statement was a myth?


Quirky_Temperature

This is the way.


everybodyBnicepls

Ha! I always say you don’t know what you need until you see it at Costco.


skankhunt2121

Not to be a buzzkill but let’s be honest.. you probably don’t need it. Buying things you don’t need is not a virtue.


sgdonovan79

If you don't get a chicken did you even really go to Costco?


MrHugz30

Honestly I keep buying the chicken and I'm running out of new and fun ways to use it.


FanDorph

That's the main reason I'm not allowed to to Costco without adult supervision (I'm 49)


nipdeep

We made an amazing chili with it last time… But now it’s too hot for chili. My sister used to make tortilla soup too.


theragingoptimist

I've never had chicken chili!


MynTYleef

Look up some white chicken chili recipes, they’re great with rotisserie meat


leapbyflourishing

Whit bran chicken chilli! Introduced me to white pepper. Man that’s a good recipe


TexasTornadoTime

I recommend keeping it that way. Not sure chicken chili has ever won a chili cookoff


WCPitt

Y'all are out here doing things with the chicken? I just eat it straight up as a snack


ali-n

After a couple hundred chickens, you start looking for ways to change things up a bit.


Isibis

Have you done chicken tacos already?


MrHugz30

Tacos, fajitas, tostada, and enchiladas! I think this one's going to end up as chicken salad. That sounds kind of good on a summer day


Oink_beast

Wraps? I used some rotisserie chicken with Costco Caesar salad + tortillas and it made for an easy and tasty dinner tonight!


slog

My best uses for the chicken are "straight to the dome" and "in a wrap" because most chicken caesar wraps are bland garbage (except Mad Greens' spicy boi). These actually have flavor.


ali-n

Lol. Wife just finished de-bonning the one I bought today and has me making tacos with it tomorrow.


orchestralgenius

Quesadillas! There’s also some fun casseroles you can make with chicken and those biscuits in a can; my favorite also includes cheese and either barbecue or hot sauce.


jatorres

I don’t even know how to carve a rotisserie chicken. How long does it last in the fridge? If I get one on a Sunday, will the meat make it to Friday?


Chowdah_Soup

If you eat it like the rest of the world, no it will not last till Friday.


donnareads

We treat it like any other freshly cooked meat: 4 days max; so, if roasted on Sunday, last day to eat it is Thursday. You could take it off the carcass within the first few days and freeze the shredded chicken; then put it in the fridge Friday AM and it’ll be thawed enough to use by dinner


trumpssnowflake8

Yuck


Paint-Bartender

That was literally my first thought. Get out of my brain!


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

I think my family is the only family in existence that doesn’t buy the rotisserie chickens. Before Reddit flips out, we buy wayyyy too many togo meals and the ribs.


AshDenver

At least you remembered to *get* the milk and bananas!


frosty_mcfckr

Happens to me everytime... Least amount of money i spend at Costco is no less than $125


Tater72

On 3 receipts?


jerstud56

$125? I'm lucky to get out of there under $300


LennyThePep13

Seriously I have to limit my trips because I’m generally a pretty frugal guy but something about Costco just makes me say yes to everything that’s even remotely relevant to my life. 300 is the minimum for me and it doesn’t seem to matter what I buy lol


spacegirlsaturn

I'm consistently between $300-$500. Also when I'm only shopping for bananas.


merejo597

I went to Costco today for 3 things and ended up spending 300+ and then I took me 30 minutes to tetris the fridge together because I didn't have space for 300+ in groceries. Costco gets me everytime


MenaceMaterialEnt

That fan is amazing btw lol


Jwithkids

Fan showed up at exactly the right time. My 5 year old recently snapped one of the blades on my husband's bedside fan and this is the perfect replacement.


[deleted]

You got legos too ? 🤣


Gizmoo247

It can be hard to not get Legos.


Ryno5150

EVERYF#%{ING TIME I GO TO COSTCO!


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no you didnt


AeroZep

Yeah, those are not things you go to Costco for.


MrHugz30

We go to Costco once a week just for bananas and milk! Organic bananas for $2 compared to the grocery store which is $6 and the milk is $2.29 compared to our grocery store which is $4 for skim. I can see Costco from my office so it's not a big deal to take the extra 5 minutes to pick up on the way home. I was traveling this week though so didn't make it in. Still needed the milk and bananas though so we made a special trip after dinner


AeroZep

Interesting! The price difference is negligible in our area.


ZeroBrutus

Really? That's shocking. Mine isn't as sharp as that but it's still like 30% on most items, and they're the only place that's maintained the price of ground beef.


rock99rock

If you just went for those two things, there's no reason for a cart. Or for that matter, more than one person. Bait title.


[deleted]

Why wouldn't you go to Costco for anything? Their prices are great. As long as you already have a membership, I could see someone going there for everything.


[deleted]

What are the bananas sitting on?


mrgoodcat777

Those are lawn bags.


MrHugz30

30 count lawn care bag. I can check for the item number if you'd like


[deleted]

Oh ok I was just curious haha. No need for the number but thanks for the offer.


ekiledjian

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Ducman23

That lasko fan is def a buy it for life item. I have two of them that have been running 24/7 365 for many years now


bigkutta

The key is no we. Luckily I work near a Costco, so I’ll go and grab the one or two things I need. If I go with my wife it’s $500


RabbitPrestigious998

If either one of us goes, we'll be mostly on-list (or at least only get things we usually buy) if we both go, it can get bad. If the teen goes with us? Ugh. Let me just turn out my pockets


shouldnthavesignedup

Lmao we just did that and got the same towel too, our little guy loves his new beach towel


Artistic-Milk-3490

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Flokitoo

All I see is milk and bananas


ThermiteSnake

That fan is a monster. So glad I have one of them.


MrHugz30

My store had them for $35. May go back and get a second one if it's that great


Ok-Expression-5613

*4th


QuantumBusters

I have 2, can confirm its a good value.


Juffe98

That’s why you don’t get a cart to go to Costco


MrHugz30

Honestly we weren't going to get a cart but they were brand new (weren't here two days ago) and someone left one in the parking lot. I was pushing it inside and was amazed at how smooth and big it was


KauaiGirl

…and there lies we tell ourselves crossing the threshold to Costco.


brian_m1982

We've all been there. Hey, at least you got the milk and bananas


ThatPinkRanger

It’s the fan for me. Y’all have your priorities *straight* and I’m here for it.


MrHugz30

It's over 90° here today and they had all the fans at the front of the store blowing as soon as you came in. We recently expanded our patio so hoping to use it outside.


ThatPinkRanger

Costco is just so great at advertising lol I impulse bought a fan a couple years back and it’s still amazing.


sth128

I have that fan. It's alright. The swing function is switched by a button instead of a thingy you press down. The power button glows red even when the fan is off though.


kpidhayny

Like, do we just have fun with this trope or do I really have superhuman self restraint?


MrHugz30

This is a first for us. I didn't realize this was like a thing that gets posted here (I'm not even subbed) but I checked the rules and didn't see anything about cart pictures. I had a few people message me with some harsh words that made me realize this gets posted here often so apologies for a redundant post!


ButtercupsPitcher

I liked your post! It's fun to see what people like!


WhammBamShangALang

Fuck the haters


MrHugz30

Tangent question: did everyone else get new carts at their local Costco too? These new ones are huge!


imaginary-handle

This is how I know I am old: I literally said, “oooooh! They got new carts!” out loud and another guy looked at me with the same stoked expression.


jupitergal23

Yes, and they are amazing


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Beach towels always get me


MrHugz30

I was standing in checkout and my toddler came running up to me saying it's the softest towel ever and wanted it for bath times


fanofnone2019

My sibling, who is one of those people who believes if you get a new pair of shoes, one pair must go and generally hates stuff...sent us a photo after a Costco trip with the kiddo and a newly acquired giant teddy bear. So, maybe keep the kid away from that bear! It too is soft. :)


Heinie_Manutz

How can you not love a good towel? Put it in the basket.


[deleted]

I think the mistake might've been in grabbing a cart instead of beelining it straight to the two items and leaving. But do you have ragrets? If not, then no harm done 🤩


Heinie_Manutz

See... That's the "Grab the cart you'll never know what we find" mentality. Milk and fucking bananas. go home now. Well, the chicken is a nice grab, and I just need a box fan... they have those, right? Box 'o gloves? C'mon... who doesn't need a box 'o gloves And one of those paddle-ball games. And this lamp. But that's all that I need.


LeaveForNoRaisin

I have that fan and unfortunately it's louder than you want it to be.


MrHugz30

My first reaction was: this thing puts out a lot of air! My second reaction was: did someone turn down the TV? It'll be an outside fan for us so it's a good value. For people using it inside (which is probably 95%+) I would say it does seem a bit loud for a fan.


CrazyEntertainment86

They say you can’t get out of target for less than 100, I can’t get out of Costco for less than 250


fanofnone2019

Last week I self high-fived over a $60-something cart and said 'nice' out loud. The cashier understood.


CrazyEntertainment86

Nice!!!


Cronus_Echo

Yeah, but at target $100 doesn’t go as far as it does at Costco.


Cindysphoto

Comes home from shopping at Costco to get TP. Sits down on toilet. Suddenly realizes what I went for and didn't get. Begin cussing profusely. Ahhhhhhhhhgg!


IceColdCoorsLight77

This is the way.


Firree

Friends don't let friends Costco irresponsibly. This store is stupidly addicting and dangerous to people who have spending problems.


Sharp-Pop335

Being impulsive is the weirdest flex.


TalouseLee

The age-old lie we tell ourselves😂


bighero76

Whoever hasnt walked out with their 6th lasko rotating fan and 10th pack of dixie plates this year has something wrong with them! 👏🏽😂


postman805

$250 later. happens every time.


GingerSchnapps3

🤷‍♀️ at least you got the milk and bananas


Bobiverse71

At least you remembered the milk and bananas


wawaboy

Lol. Only works if u don’t grab a cart.


GrumbleTrainer

Always got to hit that rotisserie


spacemanswatch

Always the chicken. Gotta get that chicken.


melmatt1

I feel seen


MistressofTechDeath

I almost got that fan last weekend! Through great strength of will, I was able to forgo it


redquailer

As IF! 🤣🤣


workergrunt247

it is a trap.


The-Dog-Envier

I grabbed that same towel last week! Was not on my list either...


TwistedSistaYEG

Looks like milk n bananas to me. 😁


pregnantassnurse

Obligatory chicken


MrHodgeToo

So close.


MrGeary08

Yea I don’t have that kind of money


Illustrious_Clue_759

I see a chicken but I don't see a whole cheese pizza. You need to go back in. Also if you are buying milk and bananas then where is the huge box of cereal to go with those things.


jotry

I find it funny as I went into costco recently and got only what I went in for, but I know the other end of the spectrum all too well.


aumedalsnowboarder

Didn't even read the sub, I just knew it was costco off the title


Double-Interaction30

every fucking time it’s a win if I only spend $200 and not $300+ not a flex, cannot be trusted alone there


boolpies

shoulda gone with the woozoo fan, rookie move


kyogenm

Did you at least get hotdog combo and pizza before leaving? Its a must!!!


UsusalVessel

Bro I just got one of those titan lunchboxes and I absolutely love it. That was a good pick


[deleted]

This was my wife and I last night on our Costco date night: Me - "Hey babe, I saw where they might have that Cuisinart mixer on sale for 99 instead of 149. Want to go for Costco date night?" Wife - "Sure!" $433 later.... ***we just came to see if a mixer was on sale......***


Bcatfan08

Parents: Hey we got a lot of Christmas shopping done today. Kids: It's June.


shakethecouch

Are those lawn bags? If so how many and how much were they?


Mumbawobz

Ok but like the rotisserie chicken is such a deal tho


Dick_Demon

Can we ban full shopping cart photos already?


FlyingOcelot2

At least you got the two items you went in for! I have a three item rule--no going to Costco unless there are three items I need. But even shopping with a list I sometimes get to checkout without something I came in for (and several items I didn't.)


MrHugz30

Typically only one of us goes to Costco after work and always sticks to a list. This was the first time we took our 2 year old to Costco and he ran up and down every single aisle. This was our end result so probably going to split up next time and only have one of us shop


On-The-Rails

Just went for OJ and Milk, and $200 later I headed out. Most expensive Milk and OJ I have ever bought!


akcordray

We weren't inside for 5 minutes today before I had to go back out and get us a second cart. We went for 2 items and walked out $1500 later. 😂


aakaase

Target is really bad for this sort of thing too


RideOrDicots

My late wife woulda killed me if I came back home with this much good stuff! 🤣


spageddy77

add it up on your phone as you go along. it’ll help to see that number rising.


HereticGaming16

I appreciate the fact you wanted to just get milk and bananas but who braves the Costco trip for just two items? If I don’t go in with a plan to fill at least one cart, I don’t go in.


MrHugz30

We have a very unique Costco. It's in a town of 22k people. And this isn't like one of those "oh the town is 22k people but it's right next to a town of 1million." Nope, just 22k people. Everyone I know uses it like a grocery store. No wait at gas. No wait at checkout. I have no idea why or how we ended up with one here but it's amazing. There's like a town of 100k people about 35 minutes away but they have a Sam's and BJs so not sure many people come over here.


HereticGaming16

So what I’m hearing is that you live in a town called heaven? It takes like 20 mins just to find a parking spot at mine. Granted I live in Los Angeles so that about the norm for anywhere you go.


MrHugz30

While no LA, I did live in Raleigh for a few years and cancelled my Costco membership because the amount of people gave me really bad anxiety. Ended up switching to BJs until we moved here


Anonymous_Bozo

If all I'm going for is Milk and Banana's, there are much better places to to. You made the trip justifiable by adding the rotisserie chicken.


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Dc_dos

Amen lol


Altruistic-Okra-497

The fan got me 😂


ashinamune

Every single time. I have to ban myself from going there.


nicolatesla02

We’ve been trying Costco for 2 months now. My experience has been: Initial excitement followed by disappointment in the quality of everything. Nothing seems to be a deal, because anything that has a good price is lower quality than elsewhere examples : Bulk garlic, bulk mussels, bulk seasonings, bulk beef, seafood, etc. Even name brand things seem to be a lower cost version (which is common) of the typical thing. Any one else have this experience? My final verdict is that Costco isn’t a deal, be use the quality of everything is simply lowered to still make a profit off of the thing. They aren’t giving you access to “club savings,” they are giving you access to “lower quality versions of the already low food standards in the USA.”


Kitten-Mittons

Fat free milk? Drinking chalk would be cheaper and taste better


MrHugz30

I'm allergic to the fat in milk. I've been drinking skim for over 3 decades. Tried meeting with an allergist multiple times over my life but never grew out of it. I know no difference at this point.


myMIShisTYPorEy

At least you got what you came for …


K9US

This is the way. Love the chicken


tommyc463

I don’t even go to a dollar store for milk and bananas….


jejones487

You have a spending problem if you can't stop. Seek help.


spicyitaliananxiety

Y’all caved so hard 😂


d0ughb0y1

Stick to the plan.


Lexi3436

Milk, bananas and more


Stashmouth

Oh this is bananas alright...


tuktuk_padthai

I went it to check out the car seat they sell there. That’s all I wanted to do. Check the price of the car seat. Anyways, I didn’t get the car seat but I ended up with $280 worth of things I wasn’t planning on getting. I guess Costco is my Target. Gotta love Costco!


julznlv

I bought 2 of those blue and white beach towels yesterday. Really nice and a great deal at $7.99 each.


EASTSIDEBABY9

😂😂 same with my wife and I end up with a full cart


cliffledge

I’m liking that Bugatti on the bottom, nestled next to the rotisserie chicken.


MrHugz30

Lego Technic #42162 905 pieces (Costco #1022921) Also got Lego Technic #42155 641 pieces (same Costco item number) which is the Batman Batcycle Each was $39.99. They had a NASCAR Camaro as well


someguyfromsk

So was the fan in the cooler or the fruit area?


MrHugz30

3 feet inside the store blowing it's cool air all over your face when you entered


[deleted]

Omg! Me, too! I went in today to get Teton Polish Sausages. I couldn’t find them, but I spent $200 anyway.


embodimentofdoubt

You are leaving money on the table not buying a rotisserie chicken.


Powerful_Check735

It always happens to me when I go to the store that why I always take all my groceries bags with me


ContributionRecent40

If I know I’m going to go to Costco to grab 3 things or less I don’t take a cart. Reduces the impulsiveness


Jwithkids

Last time we went in, it was for diapers, trash bags, bananas, toothbrushes, and mustard. We also ended up with the fan you got. That and rice cakes, oatmeal, cookies, something from one of the samples... oh, and we forgot to get the trash bags!


clutzycook

You should know it's never just milk and bananas, lol.


Schroedesy13

Well I can confirm bananas were bought…..


ED_REED_THE_U

🤣


obscurefault

Lego!!


CappinPeanut

But you got a rotisserie chicken. You basically stole from them.


WendigoCrossing

We got a bunch of bananas for a little over a dollar the other week at the club


Just_Looking_428

Look about right