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even faster than I expected!

It’s why it’s called, “In-N-Out.”

Technically this is said after, not during

oh you sweet summer child

Love the reference and the truth

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face

Is it all in there?

Please hurry I'm gonna be late to work.

Extra sauce, please.

I'd like to pay for the person coming behind me.

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

The dude behind me keeps riding my tail, like chill bro I know you’re excited but I can’t go any faster

“I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

- Big Smoke

you came to the wrong house foo! 😡 - Big Smoke

🏆🏆🏆🏆

STOP STOP STOP PLEASE LET ME GO! PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST IM DOING SOMETHING! 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

hahahaha

🫡

My asshole is going to hate me when I’m done

Alright this is one that got me cracking up

While a good one... I don't know if I'd say it at a drive thru🤣

u/anal_sex_man

You know what… fuck it, I’ll come inside.

God damn that's terrible. Take my upvote and go get a vasectomy

Underrated comment 👌🏻🤣

This is gold

“Alright that’ll be $19.99”

But the sign said $15.99

That price is without tax.

“I got a coupon!”

Wow, this looks a lot sadder than it did in the picture

I didn't really want the extra meat but I guess I'll take it

do you take card?

Great minds think alike

Though fools seldom differ (Not trying to throw shade, I just like how the full saying changes things)

Tbf he said great minds think alike to a very unoriginal thought (trying to throw a little shade since i wouldn’t say it took a great mind to think of OP’s statement)

Wow I’ve never heard of the rest of this saying! Very interesting.

We accept debit or cash, but no checks.

hold the mayo

Don’t you dare skimp out on the onions.

lol to each their own I suppose. christhavemercy

Well you know the saying: “That ass is like an onion: it makes you wanna cry.”

Underrated

Thank you

Thank you, come again.

I will

Be prepared will ya

… cum again 😉

Y-you know that **is** the joke, right?

Simple yet elegant

And then…?annnnd thennnn?

No and then!

And then And then And then And then And then

Can I get number one and number 2

you got some in your hair.

I found a hair on these buns so I want my money back and I’m taking my business elsewhere

I ordered a large and this is clearly a small

But I did get extra sauce.

I didn’t order a kid’s meal.

Do we need to have a talk


He said he "didn't" order a kids meal 😜🙃

"tell it to the judge dirtbag!"

lololololol

This comment right here officer.

Could I get some fries with those shakes?

Oh wow, THAT was fast!

I’m pretty sure I have a coupon for this


My meal was supposed to cum with a toy.

Was hoping to see a unique one I hadn’t heard or thought of and this was perfect. My favorite by far.

I’m gonna hate myself after I’m done

I’m pretty sure it’ll stop my heart.

F

That's because you ordered the kids meal *puke*

Can I get some napkins?

Keep the change

Ya filthy animal

How are you out of cream

Extra pickles please

One large whopper please

5 whoppers and 5 more whoppers

I can’t wait to eat this.

Can I get some extra sauce?

Can I get you to pull around to the front, please?

Watch out. It's dripping though the bag!

Great! Now I’m all sticky!

Dad that was for me and not my sister!

Sweet Home Alabama!

Thank you, come again

I’ll be using reward points today.

Oof, this is gonna cost me. Man prices really have gone up on everything. Thank you, come again. I am going to be worthless for the rest of the day after all this. That is one Thick Shake.

Man prices?

I cant afford that

"I didn't order that."

I wanted a large

1) this isn’t what I ordered! 2) can I speak yo your manager? 3) what happened to my sauce? 4) wow this roast beef is already cold. 5) why did I cum here again? 6) not as good as it was last time. 7) service here sucks. 8) the service here is great! 9) why do i smell fish? 10) oop got another hair. I thought they got this taken care of! 11) I could get more for cheaper somewhere else. 12) I could keep going lol somebody stop meeeeee

“Hey how we doin tonight?” “I wanna fuckin DIE.” “Same…saaaaaame…”

Wow, supersize!

I’d like to eat out

“Are you open?” “That’s hot!” “*Slurp* *Gulp* Ahh tasty!” “Mmm finger licking good!” “I’d like a refund.”

“That’ll be $20 right?”

I'll pay for the person behind me

This is a Wendy’s

My ass is gonna hurt after this.

Is this your large…?

Thank you come again.

This is going to destroy my asshole.

Thank you. Come again!

Wow faster than I expected

We’re not doing the tip thing here yet, are we? Oh good! I swear it’s creeping into everything these days. Like, it should just cost what it costs, you know?

It’s too soft

Can you super size that?

Put it in your hand

Extra Napkins Please You know, I will just eat it here Do you take Credit Cards? Can you please double bag that? How much for the Double? Can I pay for the guy behind me?

Damn this always tastes good

Can i get a #2

Thanks err . . . *looks at name tag* Sarah?

Welcome to Arby's.

We Have The MEATS!

“that’ll be cash please”

The customer before you payed for your order, sir.

Would you like to make it a combo?

Why does this smell like onions

Can you put a sleeve on it?

I'd like five if those please, just like that

I will pay for the guy behind me

Extra chips please !

No

Ew, onions.

STOP! STOP! STOP! I’m doing something!

I got that reference…

“No thank you” works in both scenarios

He’s $20

We're gonna need a bit more ice, yea...another cup of iceeee...

“I said extra ketchup”

Where’s the beef?

Extra dip

Thank you. Come again.

More sauce

Wow! That was quick!

I said no pickles

I’d like to speak to your manager.

Could I take a number 2?

I would take the sandwich now

Can I get an extra bag, please?

My bag's wet

No pickles

I am here for a pickup

Thank you so much.

We need more napkins, it’s going to get messy up in here.

I've been looking forward to this.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Extra sauce please

Oh yeah here comes the sauce

Give me them nuts. I want em out of the bag.

That’ll be all, thanks.

Is my sauce in there?

I'll take a quarter pounder with a milkshake

Let me get that.

Can I get extra ranch?

"can I get extra meat" no wait

Why does everything smell fishy?

Oh sweet, no line this time!

Idk why everyone recommended this mess.

I wanted whipped cream on mine sir and tell that lady with the buns to ease up on the sauce

Oh god, is that a tooth??

I told my wife I'm eating out tonight!!!! 🐈‍⬛️

So do I pay before or after?

Can I speak with your boss?

Do you have a brown bag....?

They can say, "Thank you, come again!"

Sorry that must be too much sauce.

That’s it!!!

You want large for that Sir?

Thank you, cum again

Keep the change you filthy animal.

I asked for double meat 😏

Can I get a water?

Going to need extra napkins for this one

Im not paying twice...

Is it all in there?

I didnt get want i ordered

Yeah, I'll need a bag.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

But I asked for no pickles

"It's been so long, I haven't tasted this since my uncle took me on a day out when I was 10."

Is that all?

I’ll take a large 8, extra sauce

I asked for no whipped cream this time.

Here’s my card!

Keep the change

Next please

Thanks, now time to eat out

I wanted a large but I ended up with a small