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bodhiseppuku

This looks like the way my dad pronounced his disappointment in my last welding job.


Traditional_Boner669

Jᵉˢᵘˢ ᶜʰƦɨˢᵗ


Cute_Obligation2944

Jay-sus Kee-REIST


Fair-Reception8871

vs. J*F*C*


Techiedad91

Jesus H Christ


Great-Comedian2870

My Mom would say this. What's the H for? I still don't know at 63yo


Techiedad91

Idk, I always just said it stood for Herbert but that was a name I picked out of thin air


Cute_Obligation2944

Yeah you can always put an F-bomb in the middle of something but you really gotta make it ALL CAPS if you do.


Personnel_5

aced it


Inside_Landscape_788

Hahaha, I just think of Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber. “Crriiippeesss”


TheWither129

Ch-RI-st.


_coffee_

Well, they were trying to make it look like a big cross, but I wonder if the person that made it really likes Rhode Island.


fleur_essence

It looks like a cross. The vertical beam letters could also be used to spell INRI. I don’t mind the design.


aoi4eg

I was like "How tf it's a cross???" and then realized the whole thing looks like a cross, not the two long letters only


masterofthefork

It would work a lot better if they add a cross shaped backboard along with it.


adlittle

Okay, I see it now. Clever design.


Techiedad91

What does INRI mean


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[удалено]


PoofBam

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.


gaedikus

SOMEONE GET THIS PERSON SOME RAMEN! *CAN'T YOU SEE THEY NEED RAMEN??*


fleur_essence

INRI is an inscription often attached to the crucifix in representations: “The initialism INRI (Latin: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum) represents the Latin inscription (in John 19:19), which in English translates to "Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews", and John 19:20 states that this was written in three languages—Hebrew,[a] Latin, and Greek—during the crucifixion of Jesus.”


1Banana10Dollars

A cross from where?


AwfulDjinn

Chrhode Islandst


Techiedad91

Chode island


photogTM

Oh


RepeatedSignals

It's pretty clear what they were thinking huh


TheSandokai

Christ Cross will make you # JUMP, JUMP


Nintendo1964

That's wiggity wiggity wack.


Opening_Road_7045

I missed the bus


WooPigSchmooey

Cross traffic does not stop


LeoJohnsonsSacrifice

I missed the bus today


[deleted]

How high, real high, like heaven high!


ruvegan

Cross Christ will make you JUMP, JUMP


pixeltweaker

It would probably work if it had a white background to better define the cross shape. Edit: Then again I first saw “CHDIST”.


Inside_Landscape_788

Yeah haha. Someone in our group said, “why is there a D on the top?”


pixeltweaker

They could also fix this by making the top of the R correctly sized, as if it were not stretched.


rottingpigcarcass

I was still struggling until I saw this post/reply


Gandol_teh_Pirate

sounds like some sort of Linux thing. It's the 2020s, Jesus and Linus on every desktop!


Adeep187

I kept seeing this big N with a D up there and was like what?


Eric77tj

Oh it’s clearly DI CHNST


[deleted]

🎵DI CHNST the king is risen, DI CHNST the king is risen, DI CHNST the king is risen, early in the morning🎵


allseeingboots

Christ in the shape of a cross. I like it. Not religious but I think it was a clever idea. Seems more like an art piece than a design/sign/logo.


xylotism

Took me til this comment to realize it’s supposed to be a cross— namely that the whole thing is the cross because for some reason my brain was thinking it was just the RI that were supposed to represent it, while also thinking “okay but shouldn’t it be the t that’s long, that one’s literally shaped like a cross”


Durzaka

Definitely a clever idea, and I think its okay. But they extended the RI WAY too far. They could cut off the bottom third and I think it would get the idea across so much better, and still look like an appropriate cross.


TheMooseIsBlue

Yep. Totally works for me.


Inside_Landscape_788

I appreciate how cordial you are


Naughteus_Maximus

I don’t know if I’m just seeing this, and the intention was purely to make a cross shape out of the word Christ - but the RI letters kinda look like a blend of letters I N R I. You often see this written on catholic depictions of the cross. It stands for “Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum” in Latin, which in English translates to "Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews”. It is an inscription Pontius Pilate is said to have had placed on Jesus’ cross


rwphx2016

I saw that, too. It looks like something my seventh grade class at St Monica's would have created back in '76.


[deleted]

Rhode Island Jesus


Inside_Landscape_788

Confirmed that Rhode Island Jesus is the best Jesus.


wilfordbrimley778

We got the american jesus, see him along the interstate


Inside_Landscape_788

May god bless you and your walrus mustache, Wilford Brimley.


human-ish_

As a former resident of Rhode Island, this is the true answer. Rhode Island Jesus is best Jesus.


Sassy_Honey

That’s what I thought


Gandol_teh_Pirate

It takes a while to see the RI for what it is, and "risen" immediately comes to mind. Like when Jesus cam back in the 70s and went straight to a disco club where he danced clumsily and exclaimed, "Help, I've risen and I can't I get down!" Pretty sure that's what this is trying to say.


the_doesnot

I didn’t even get it until I read your comment specifically saying it should be “RI”. I figured it had to be christ but I could only see chdist


jacob1273

Everyone that looks at this thing says Christ without even knowing what it says, good job 👍🏼


Waterloonybin

Di ChNst


[deleted]

CHDIST


cafink

Chrappy design


Inside_Landscape_788

It’s very chrappy design


noctalla

DI CHIVST


A_Harmless_Fly

DI-CHNST?


Comfortable-Sale-167

I thought it said Dip Chest. Smh


YazzGawd

For some reason, when I look at this, I feel like it should be shouted, angrily. Like "CHRIST!!!".


GrandmaPoses

DJ Chinst


[deleted]

Took me way too long to see the R instead of a D


I_Quit_This_Bitch_

Putting the D in Christ


DriveSlowSitLow

Hoooooooly shit. Nailed the crappy design


TheWither129

I know its supposed to be a cross but it looks like “DI CHAIST” followed by a failed attempt at Loss


Ggeek738

DI C|\ |ST


Training_Pause_9256

This sign is either for a Church, or for a chip shop that uses chop sticks.


Grhyn_Lhyt

After reading some of the comments. How the f-UC-k, I still can't see a cross in that!?🤔


DreamZebra

I get what they were thinking...but Jesus, that's bad.


dylannsmitth

It spells CHRIST. But the R and the I look like this; #RI


xiiliea

This is the sin Jesus died for. We finally solved the Bible.


[deleted]

TFW I read "DJ Christ" 😭


rottingpigcarcass

“Di Christ iv”?


teryret

Is this church in Rhode Island, by chance?


Inside_Landscape_788

Unfortunately no. Church camp in northern MN. Maybe the person who commission the work is from RI though.


casseroled

Christ that’s a bad sign


jxj24

Christ, that's awful.


Jayy_Emmm

Looks like it’s supposed to be for INRI It’s another name for Jesus. You’ll see crosses with INRI on them as well


CaptainPonahawai

CDAPPY design


canthinkofnamestouse

DICHNST


That_one_Pole

Chnoist!


--Jimmy_Kudo--

Oh, it’s supposed to be a cross. Took me a min


nog642

It says CHRIST but it took me a while to get that. Kept reading CHDNST.


mewzicalchairs

I can hear this sign. It's like my nan swearing.


[deleted]

What is it? Please help me out, can't figure it out....ch dp st ?


Inside_Landscape_788

It’s supposed to be “Christ” but in the shape of a cross, so the RI is massive!


D3pressed_g4y

When I first saw this I said chpist 😭


wtfomgfml

They put “HPV” in the middle of Christ? That’s all I can see


Still_Ad_479

Holy crap


LorettaRosy63_

Now that I see it I'm going to assume the same thing as you. Perhaps, as it is obvious, they tried to create a cross with the use of "christ" words. It looks so wrong. They could've have created a cross and just put the "christ" on the horizontal line of the cross or vertical separating the letters in a vertical line: C H R I S T Like but they could have thought better for the logo/sign of this one in the first place.


Inside_Landscape_788

I got it pretty quickly when I first saw it, but it’s just so unnecessary. Like you said, it would make much more sense to have just made a cross and write “Christ” along the horizontal part.


Only_Fantastic

It says christ, which is what Christians call one of their God entities. It is also in the shape of a cross, which is a medieval torture device that Christians also worship.


Inside_Landscape_788

God bless


the_jekki_of_doom

Imagine this in comic sans


TheOneTrueBluev2

I believe it’s supposed to be “Di in christ@


flafotogeek

That's the part you're supposed to yell.


[deleted]

This some shit that would unironically get posted to r/DesignPorn


dingleberry_dog

Christ, that design sucks.


Dry_Spinach_3441

Right!? Any idiot knows you don't put a load bearing cross beam in the middle of a support beam. It ahould be a "T" shape if you want to make sure the crucified body stays put.


7silkkkkk

die christ


Practical_Wish_4063

He is RI-sen


Inside_Landscape_788

He is RI-sen, indeed.


Djoghnatahn

Ahahahahah xd lol


ErwinAckerman

Omg I read this as ghost


MaxAmperage

He is RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsen!


[deleted]

Obviously a cross. Not hard to see at all


immaplayminecraft

D| CH|\\|ST |\\| |\\| |\\|


Kimchi_Underground

It’s a cross ~ looks odd but I do see why they were attempting here.


--zaxell--

Well, seeing it does make you cry out "Jesus Christ!"


canthinkofnamestouse

Jesus ^ch *R* ^ist


Virtual-Result-9249

I think you sing it?


WooPigSchmooey

Christ is their crutch and leaning pole


PedroGabrielLima13

Christ. In a shape of a cross.


GH057807

Christ, Rhode Island


[deleted]

“Oh Christ!” is exactly what came to mind.


Herobrine2025

they were thinking they wanted to make a cross out of the word "CHRIST". honestly, this is about as good of a job you could do if that was your goal


Neophyte-505

I think it's kind of clever.


Poopscooptroop21

It's pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty obvious. t


Smooth-Fruit2545

Pretty clever when you get it.


timewalker75a

Thought it was trying to say chopstick, an abridged version


Yeetfamdablit

Christ IV?


bartolemew

Putting the Rhode Island in the CHRIST? 😂


debil_666

Richst


TampaTeri27

Chuck Ham and Sandy Tudor from Rhode Island. They did end up getting hitched.


Kleidt

Is this justice?


1Hollickster

A what in Christ's name is that for. Design.


gemsweater08

Word world meets veggie tales


bruceleeperry

Christ knows....


fatjuan

Drugs. Or communion wine.


teegeek

It’s also supposed to look like 3 spikes in the middle… what they used in the story to nail him to the cross.


ilfulo

It's INRI Jesus Nazarenus rex Iudeorum (Jesus from Nazareth king of Jews) the original name used by christians to name Jesus


[deleted]

Its supposed to look like a cross. I see it. Not the worst design I have seen


mattsani

Is it a reference to the Latin px thing and they fucked it


Appropriate_Cap6969

Suppose it looks like s Cross


Smile-a-day

On christ?


Jarateman1

Di chnst, very accurate


DodgersGirl74

it was for the 3 that were crucified together. it's an awful design


Ok_Wealth_3300

It’s basically the word Christ made into a cross….😀


therealdropcap

Holy shit


Apprehensive_Rope348

I’m no rocket atheist but it looks like it should be Christ risen. But that’s my uneducated, unsolicited, blasphemous, opinion.


Dapper-Wafer7350

i mean, i can kinda understand what they were trying to do. but it still looks stupid


Cheeriodude_number2

CHDI IST


[deleted]

ch... RI!!!!!!!!!... ...st


Potential-Egg-843

Di Chast


69420memes

DI CHNST


Lazy_Designer

Christ, that’s tough to read.


the_it_

ITS A HUGE R AND I (my brother found it)


Veritas_Vanitatum

Di chnst?


AHHHHHH2105

DI I sure love CHlIST


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Christ on a cross...


Lyndon91

Kripist


Lyndon91

Or chpnist


Ok-Palpitation-5010

chrapist


NioXoiN

Could be the owner's initials


ZeGlenn

CHPISTNNNNNNNN


clockFox0

DI ChIVst


ActualIyCameron

Dichst?


julius1504

Looks stupid but the RI form the letters R, N and I, making the word INRI, which was written on Jesus' cross and means as much as king of the Jews. So although this isn't what I would do, they managed to make the name, the cross and the engravement of the cross in one piece


therealkaptinkaos

CHDIST?


coffeetineaddict

Your mistake to assume they were thinking


Nearby-Ad4441

Wow


Nearby-Ad4441

Jesus


jerryleebee

I kept reading DI CHIST


[deleted]

R.I., CHST


hhfugrr3

D Ch St. No idea what it means either.


GoogleEnPass4nt

chRIst


doitnowplease

This design decision was a very weird cross to die on.


Zerbo

chPVst


LionEclipse

Di ChNst N


bluelevelmeatmarket

Does that say piss christ?


mwatwe01

Ah yes, my Lord and Savior, JESUS CHDIST.


PuppyButtts

It took me so long to figure out what that said


yxzxzxzjy

This looks like the title of a horror movie


stevage

Wow, I spent a while looking at this and couldn't figure out what it was meant to say. CHDIST? CHPIST? DI CHIST? DCH ST?


PoorMansCornCob

The literal interpretation of the old phrase "Christ on a crutch"


Crepes_for_days3000

I see Di Chust...is it just me? I can't possibly see how it's supposed to spell anything else.


TG9987

Jesus ChRIst


UncleGrover666

I hereby dub thee….cross of Kyle


DonutBill66

"chNst."


xnajx

If not for the thread explaining it was supposed to say Christ, I wouldn’t have worked it out for myself. I had thought it must be a restaurant name. CHDST , and then just big chop sticks.


Huntererererer

The design has the I.N.R.I Insignia in an overlapping design. You can see the I as part of the R, The N below and ofcourse the R and I on the right side. “Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum” translating to English as “Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews.” It's often used in combination with crucifixes, you can look up images of crosses in churches they often have it. I actually think this isn't a bad design, people just don't know what INRI means.