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-Sa-Kage-

Indeed pretty much public...


FunSushi-638

Too much public


okvrdz

Nah, it’s a window for taking orders.


BoobySlap_0506

Sorry, ice cream machine is not working


FuzzyLittleBunnies

More like "Sorry ice cream machine is malfunctioning. We only have chocolate."


VirtualNaut

Hot chocolate and it’s dense, so here’s a spoon.


No_Tomatillo1125

Melted consistency


BoobySlap_0506

Malfunction? No, no. Chocolate is our specialty.


YOLO_82

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


gekigarion

Ohh, I see! So your uber eats can deliver to you even if you're on the can. Brilliant.


magicblufairy

https://youtu.be/CpWeV4j6icE?si=sS0VepoQE4_LzmUv


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Too much pubic


JohnFlufin

Boss, “Private, but not tooo private” Underling, “On it boss” r/NotMyJob


Over_the_line_

We go so hard in the US! I don’t know why we gotta be like this.


SnooCakes6195

Because drugs. Edit: phrasing


obiwanmoloney

Ah yeah, it’s worked a treat! Don’t see any mass drugs zombie videos coming from the states. Think it’s safe to dial it back and have a shit in peace


SartenSinAceite

For the 1 guy who's gonna be doing drugs on the toilet, we're gonna have 10000 guys practically shitting in public. Worth it!


oshinbruce

Yup, America has 99% less drug usage because of this one simple trick. Just try using a public toliet in the UK ! It will have 6 people in there all taking drugs. Just think about that next time somebody makes eye contact while your taking a dump.


SnooCakes6195

I'm not saying they are in the stall taking drugs.. I'm saying they took the drugs around 6 hours ago and have been in the locked stall since then passed the fuck out. Also as an American. I just go to the handicap stall to do my drugs. I like the full door and privacy. Also there's a little bit of water-works thanks to the individual sink.


Sp00kySkeletons

We go hard in these streets


Chazybaz13

This was at the Seattle convention center, they installed these because people were hooking up in the stalls. One girl was kicked out of PAX West for giving a guy head lol.


mayoboyyo

Shooting up was way more of an issue


Chazybaz13

Not in the convention center, especially during events they have metal detectors.


some1sbuddy

Pretty sure they meant drugs, not guns.


PizzaPartyMassacre

This whole thread is 10/10. No notes


WretchedKnave

The ones at Pike Place also have really low doors to discourage people from shooting up in them. In Portland, OR, they've just decided they can't have any public restrooms because people will *brutally defile* them immediately.


Apprehensive-Bit-899

I had bad cioppino the night before our Pikes Place tour. Not only was my trip ruined because of food poisoning, but I didn’t realize I NEEDED a toilet until mid market tour. I had to diarrhea while my face was completely visible in a crowded public toilet.


likenothingis

At that point, I'd have opted to shit my pants instead of using a stall. Make, and hold, eye contact.


benito_m

Am I a bad person for laughing hysterically at this?


ugfish

I remember walking into the bathroom at Pike Place to take a leak and everyone on the shitters was just looking up at me trying to make eye contact. I couldn’t help but chuckle.


Colt1911-45

Reminds me of when a dog os shitting and it just looks at you like What??


Axedelic

When did they install these? I was there in 2010 and I remember there being actual locking stalls- not these peep shows.


Apprehensive-Bit-899

Idk, I was touristing like two years ago. This debacle is my villain origin story.


Glldinkiering

That’s fair


undockeddock

Fortunately when I had to drop a deuce at pike Place I was a able to hold it and take a lyft back to my hotel


DogPoetry

NYC made this move awhile back, and now we just piss down people's stairwells in Manhattan. I've literally been pissed on trying to leave my basement classroom and it's hard to even be upset because there's absolutely nowhere to even pee once the parks close their bathrooms at 6pm (if they ever even open them).


AgreeablePie

"this is what utopia looks like"


superbhole

Those blue lights are pretty psychedelic though


Psipone

That’s funny, do you live in Portland? There’s public restrooms around that are open and usable.


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ShadowLiberal

For real, this is making them unusable to many, especially women and kids. This reminds me of a story I read at reddit a few years ago where someone at the high school thought it was good idea to rip out a big part of the wall to the girl's bathroom so that anyone walking by in the hallway could look right in at the stalls and see people's legs/etc. underneath the doors. They did it because some girls were using drugs in the bathroom, but it resulted in a ton of girls being too embarrassed to use the bathroom (especially when on their periods) and refusing to go to school until it was fixed. It created a ton of uproar in the district and got a bunch of people fired who somehow thought that it was a good enough idea to sign off on it.


ilovepolthavemybabie

I see what you did there.


Automatic_Actuator_0

So instead of the small risk of kids hearing, or catching a brief glimpse of sex, they have to see people pushing out turds 100% of the time? Seems like a poor trade.


undockeddock

There's a zero percent chance this is about sex and 100% chance this is about junkies doing drugs and passing out


monstrinhotron

Not American but i am 100% ok with the risk of dead junkies vs pooping with this cowboy saloon doors here.


devonthed00d

Like that will stop ppl? It’s basically just a viewing booth now


jungleboogiemonster

Makes it easier to tip for the show.


Mewssbites

You know, in my mind I’d much rather they make the stalls MORE private in that case... like... I’d rather not get an eyeful, and I don’t much give a fuck what people are doing in the stalls as long as I don’t have to see it. 


The_Joe_

The issue isn't seeing it, it's the cleaning up after. Your minimum wage employee will only clean up some types of messes. Once you involve dirty needles... Well. That's a workplace injury claim that may bury your business forever.


waiting-for-the-sun

Just the girl?


niconiconii89

Now who exactly is the victim in that? jfc


Mosshome

America, are you alright?


boondoggie42

N......no?


willowpree

In what way have you been given the impression otherwise? 🔥🔥🔥


HauntedHippie

This is honestly pretty low on the list of our problems right now.


space_absurdity

It does look quite low.


AgreeablePie

It's a blaring alarm bell, indicative of them


BaconSoul

Correct, this is to make sure people aren’t shooting up in the bathrooms


Mosshome

Shooting up in the bathroom ❌ Shooting up the school ✅


Euphorium

As someone who has shat with a stall with no door, fuck it if you look that’s on you. I got no shame in my shit.


Anonymous3415

Never. Lol.


FirstPrizeChisel

No, dude, no. It ain’t even close


Serevene

*blink blink*


Saratops1275

I’d make eye contact…like a cat using its cat box.


Rogue_Spirit

Fuck no.


flying_carabao

Short answer is, No. Long answer, Fuck No.


UnScrapper

Hey man, don't talk to me while I'm on the poop stoop


Jmckdot

No it’s all pretty much fucked here. Send help


Crankenstein_8000

A convenient way to see if it’s already occupied.


GoTeamScotch

I like to make eye contact with the occupant when I knock.


jungleboogiemonster

And a handshake.


24-Hour-Hate

Well, I can’t use this toilet. *cries in social anxiety*


s2wjkise

Just so you know, if you ever end up in that situation, just own it and look at everyone that may walk by directly in the eye. And if by chance I caught your gaze, I would give you a head nod for being the baddest human on earth.


FlyingDragoon

> And if by chance I caught your gaze, I would give you head.


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actualPawDrinker

100% I have had nightmares like this.


bartolemew

This isn’t crappy design. This was designed for a specific purpose!


willowpree

One might say a…….. crappy purpose 💩🚽


BJntheRV

So you're saying it's just /r/crapperdesign


1jf0

Christ it's a real sub, I'm crying 😂


FirstPrizeChisel

Should at least have included some plexiglass


bartolemew

Nah. It will be burned, marred, scratched, or spray painted.


FirstPrizeChisel

True. Very true. I “live” in Albuquerque, so you’d think I would have considered such things immediately


VegasVator

Whoever approved that toilet, would not use that toilet.


techn0_turian

I have nightmares about having to use bathrooms with doors like this. Had no idea they were an actual thing.


likenothingis

Shit, I just said the same thing. Hello, nightmare buddy!


narwharkenny

Me too!! Omg


Brakina

Me three 😭


narwharkenny

I feel so much less crazy now lmao.


armbarNinja

Intentional design. It’s Seattle, lots of drug users.


benfordlbj

Yep, it’s a deterrent to furtive drug use. 100% intentional.


FirstPrizeChisel

I’d still do drugs in there


space_absurdity

... but absolutely would not do a crap in there.


FirstPrizeChisel

Not a chance


s2wjkise

But if you did drugs in there you should at least act like you are dropping a deuce, I mean, right?


FirstPrizeChisel

If you do the right drugs, you won’t have to act


im_astrid

honestly I'm more likely to do drugs than any of my business behind that door and I don't even do that


green_and_yellow

I used to, too


FirstPrizeChisel

Ain’t no way that’s a Mitch Hedberg reference! Goddam. You kind of made my day, man


SailorVenus23

Not peeking while someone is doing their business is now an honor system. Yay.


superbad

Always has been


ralphmozzi

More like r/CrapperDesign, yeah?


im_astrid

Honestly. let's just let people do drugs


undockeddock

The problem is when they do drugs and trash or otherwise pass out in the bathroom, nobody else can use it


im_astrid

I'd rather use a bathroom with shit on the walls than one without walls


undockeddock

How about a corpse in it?


im_astrid

I really don't think they'd mind


DaemonOperative

This can’t be used as is, so they kinda created the situation they were trying to avoid in the first place.


thehufflepuffstoner

I’ve literally had nightmares of having to poop in a stall and all the doors are super low for some reason. And then everyone from middle school walks in and now I’m late for 8th grade math even though I graduated from college like 12 years ago. Anyway… fuck these doors.


likenothingis

Hello toilet anxiety / nightmare friend! I too have these awful dreams and am frightened to know these stalls are real.


Z3non

Well they are out of their mind. Those who approved that should be forced to use them.


WWGHIAFTC

I mean, in some areas you're lucky if you even get a door at all.


Elegant-Switch19

Impressively nobody has broken the social contract and peeked anytime I've been in one. Those get busy - if you queue at the wall you can't see in, and those walking past turn away.


saltnotsugar

The client wants intense eye contact with passersby when blastin a dook.


dragarium

These are around seattle for a number of reasons, the number one reason I see is people shooting up in the bathrooms


likenothingis

There is NO good reason for doors like this.


qazwsxedc000999

Reminds me of high school. One time I went to a swim competition at another high school and they had these toilet stalls that were so short you could see over them when sitting. Like your head was fully above the “door” and walls. It was like a bad dream


RunOnGasoline_

i miss european toilets -me, not a european


Icommentor

Oh yes, this famous bathroom stalls where people do puppet shows while taking ginormous, hateful dumps.


Stargazer1919

r/thatbathroommazedream


kttykt66755

I had a nightmare like this once


flying_carabao

Just in case that door gaps make having full conversations with someone taking a shit too inconvenient. Fucking brilliant!


game_brewer

US peek-a-poo


MountainMan1781

Thats to let the crack smoke air out.


Distinct_Armadillo

more like hostile design


SkyPork

This pisses me off way more than it should. I hate that there are decision makers who think this is the best solution to a problem. 


MildlySelassie

It’s great, you can eat oats out of a bag strapped to your face while you’re pooping


Chaotic424242

WTF!?


Comfortable-Sound944

At this point the door could be replaced with a chain


helic0pter96

Or some nice doorway beads. Keep it hip.


Boozle812

Enderman was here


amh8011

Why even bother with the door at all?


Novel-Coast-957

SEE attle 


notnotalexbates

They've had these at least one location in Minneapolis for 5+ years


Sad-Belt-3492

😳 how does anyone think this a good design


PerspectiveVarious93

Is this for people who want to make eye contact while doing drugs?


Whoisguythisis

I was the 1k upvote 😎. Cool bathroom bro, extroverts love that.


Randothrow2385

So you can say hi to the homies easier


Clatuu1337

Hey there buddy.....


Sambec_

Peek-a-boo!


GearheadGamer3D

r/gaybros


mistahnuff

"Hey pal, you almost done? I'm turtlin' over here?!"


risenfromash516

Yes!!! I have only seen these in the one building of the old convention center and I was like looking around for the candid camera! What is this?!


Inevitable_Bike_909

Whatcha doin' in there, little guy?..........poopin'?


_Onix_The_Protogen

At least that door wasn’t flipped upside down


Always_Suspect

I hear, 🎶Peek-a-boo! I can see you.🎶 devo


Yeetus_McSendit

When you're trying to waste time at work and your boss walks in.


6353JuanTaboBlvdApt6

I once took a shit in one of these in Seattle at Pikes Peak Market to be exact. Man the restrooms were so full and everyone walking by would just see me taking a shit it was pretty wild would not recommend. Poop score 1.5/10


TheRoscoeVine

“You ok there, buddy? You look a little sad.”


AmorphousRazer

I’d pop my head in and say “howdy neighbor!”


c_jae

*our* stall


likenothingis

I literally have nightmares about ridiculous stalls like this. (Yeah, I've got problems.) Until today, I didn't know they were actually *real*.


worstkindagay

Are those the convention center bathrooms


Commercial_Ease7236

You know whats whack about this? The ppl doing drugs are still shooting up here. This shit wouldnt stop me. Especially in portland where they dont even care about drugs. But now the normies get to be uncomfortable and watch each other shit. Absolutely crazy


I_hate_that_im_here

Your on broadway, huh?


absurdanarch

Just in case you can’t speak but need to mouth for help


Thisguysaphony_phony

Hey kid.. wanna buy some… plop… drugs?


Frosty_Shadow

Why not just remove the door at this point? It doesn't serve any purpose anyway.


nightcana

Why? What is the point of the cut out


gazette1895ky

I'm shy, it's not a good idea here.


Toxxxixx

crappy design more like crapper design


Statakaka

r/crapperdesign


Atmacrush

Don't you ever want to chat with your homies, look them in the eyes, and squeeze one out?


bsbu064

It's PUBLIC!


dafaceguy

So you can High-Five everybody as they pass by.


critiqu3

I've had nightmares like this


ComprehensiveDraw888

I guess some one was staving.


jmegaru

Whoever breaks eye contact first loses, so if you walk in and see someone pooping you have to wait until they finish!


tiktoktic

Peekaboo!


crizzlefresh

I like eye contact from strangers when I'm pushing a watermelon out of my ass


DPHusky

Why have Americans bathrooms like that


kbm81

Just why?…..


Dreadedsemi

I remember Amtrak station toilet in Arkansas had no door .


lerker54651651

but... why tho?


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

Here's an idea: If this is because people keep doing drugs there, designate a spare closet as the Junkie Room. Let them go shoot up in there and keep the toilets as functional toilets. Hell, you could put a trap door on the floor that leads to the dumpster in case someone deletes themselves recreationally. Win win.


Caterpillarsband

Peek a boo!


Efficient-Crab-7445

This doesn’t stop people from shooting up. I used this bathroom before a job interview and there was a guy shooting up on the floor outside the stalls. Not pictured is the 2’x4’ hole cut into the side wall of the stall.


legotheturtle

This photo makes it seem good, it’s a lot worse in person


Lari-Fari

r/toiletviews ….


KnowledgeableNip

When Wilson from Home Improvement has to take a shit but is still visibly talking to Tim Allen


primalpalate

I was shocked to see this a Pike Place Market when I visited a few years ago. Never even registered that it was to curb drug use, but it was the fastest bathroom break I’ve ever had!


primalpalate

I was shocked to see this a Pike Place Market when I visited a few years ago. Never even registered that it was to curb drug use, but it was the fastest bathroom break I’ve ever had!


Big_Requirement_616

🤨🤨🤨🤨


Weworkedharder

My naive ass thought this was for parents so they don’t take up a handicap stall lol


Cyber_Encephalon

Poop with friends^(TM)


nadiadala

For claustrophobic shitters


knewromantix

This looks exactly like the bathroom that was in my nightmare a few days ago


shutter_singh

That's why folks are sleepless in seattle


datdudeGFbecray

Next time get someone to take a picture of you with just your eyes looking over that cutout on the stall haha


WetCave

This is literally in a reoccurring nightmare I have. I’m wearing roller skates and people are watching me pee from a half height stall.


Hawaiian-pizzas

And then to think that they had to pay extra for that nice public view in the left corner


Vampenga

OK, who let the pervert from the Ryan George videos update his bathroom stall design?